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Hosting Tropfest LV next Sunday at the @Cosmopolitan_LV. Preparing night and day for my dance number. Watch your back @realhughjackman!

(14 hours ago )

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Oh man! That's an idea Firefox Underscore! I'll ask Jon!!! RT @FIREFOX___: Hey @robcorddry you should beg for your old daily show job back

(25 May 2012 10:28 PM, PDT )

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RT @RealHughJackman: 1 month til I host Tropfest NY! In the meantime join @robcorddry @Cosmopolitan_LV Jun 1-3 for Trop 20th b'day http:

(25 May 2012 1:27 PM, PDT )

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Thanks for watching Fire Fox Underscore! Your review means a lot to me!! RT @FIREFOX___: @robcorddry You were terrible on Community! Snore!

(24 May 2012 8:45 PM, PDT )

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New Jet Tila spot? I'm there RT @jettila: Calling @pattonoswalt @robcorddry out! @TheCharlestonLA's been open 2 mos and no visit 4 a drink?

(24 May 2012 8:43 PM, PDT )

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If you are anywhere near Austin, TX come down to the @drafthouse and ask us some insults thinly disguised as questions: http://t.co/7OVpyU6x

(24 May 2012 9:28 AM, PDT )

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Yes please. RT @mslesliebibb: @robcorddry you're gonna be my bitch tonight!

(22 May 2012 12:13 PM, PDT )

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If you're a Japanese girl you should consider throwing a peace sign in your photos!

(22 May 2012 12:06 PM, PDT )

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Im a Company Man @ [adult swim] http://t.co/hzAdnWXA

(22 May 2012 12:04 PM, PDT )

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Are you talking to me or Faye? RT @MuhammadNavee38: @faye_reagan @robcorddry Hi dear .... dont you stop all these nude activities....please.

(19 May 2012 8:09 AM, PDT )

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@Cosmopolitan_LV Who's running this account? Maybe you should ask me questions first, like "hey can we run a Q&A on Twitter?"

(17 May 2012 3:58 PM, PDT )

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1st WBCN, now this. Last nail in the coffin of terrestrial radio RT @imnatecorddry: Sad day in Boston radio...You'll be missed @wfnx #101.7

(16 May 2012 8:38 PM, PDT )

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Dig it: http://t.co/Nnx3rJvy #childrenshospital

(16 May 2012 11:47 AM, PDT )

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Awww. Thank you! RT@ImApRoUkNo: I'd let @robcorddry verify all over my face. ;-)

(15 May 2012 10:42 PM, PDT )

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@JesseThorn, Sorry, what's the rule about matching shirt and suitcase again? http://t.co/1hWMGJgC

(15 May 2012 10:41 PM, PDT )

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I like boobies with freckles on them. And I mean that in the most disrespectful way.

(15 May 2012 4:27 PM, PDT )

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You people are verification crazy. RT@ImApRoUkNo: Why is @robcorddry NOT verified? ...Weird.

(15 May 2012 3:22 PM, PDT )

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More from my #childrenshospital editor: "In the VFX folder you'll find the smoothed out dog penis fix" This is my job.

(15 May 2012 1:10 PM, PDT )

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My dear friends Randy and Jason Sklar's show The United Stats of America airs tonight: 10pm ET/PT on History Channel. I invite you to watch!

(15 May 2012 8:15 AM, PDT )

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If you are on @Spotify you should ask yourself why you don't subscribe to all of @jakefogelnest's playlists.

(14 May 2012 12:55 PM, PDT )

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Preach it Cords! http://t.co/hESqiHzT @imnatecorddry

(14 May 2012 12:44 PM, PDT )

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Full disclosure @Inkleach: I am shooting HTTM2 in my backyard on my iPhone, Dogma style. Zero million dollar budget!

(13 May 2012 3:42 PM, PDT )

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Careful! I reserve the right to steal that shit RT @seanieBM: was actually hoping for the "The Rise of Lou", the intermittent years #HTTM2

(13 May 2012 3:40 PM, PDT )

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Preach! http://t.co/DPusygqu @Remender: Microsoft is the worst bullshit in the universe. Word is such endlessly crashing garbage

(13 May 2012 3:38 PM, PDT )

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There is, as they say, "movement"! RT @Inkleach: you're the man to ask, the answer better blow my mind. Any news on Hot Tub Time Machine 2?

(13 May 2012 3:37 PM, PDT )

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Someone just dropped a Cute-Bomb on You Tube. It will make you like this song again. http://t.co/8sL8U8xU

(13 May 2012 2:20 PM, PDT )

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Because I GET her. RT @ThisBertha: You follow @Kateupton? Why?

(13 May 2012 12:35 PM, PDT )

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Oh yeah. One of our best! RT @MrNoncents: Was Tristram Shapeero available to direct an episode or two? He's such a good fit for the show.

(13 May 2012 12:31 PM, PDT )

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Happy Mother's Day bitches!

(13 May 2012 9:13 AM, PDT )

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Early August! RT @MrNoncents: @robcorddry Is #ChildrensHospital still slated to come back in June? My life has been so empty without it.

(13 May 2012 9:11 AM, PDT )

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I'm in Miami too, girl! Lets get buzzed and go to an animal shelter! RT @KateUpton: Miami your killing me with this traffic!!

(13 May 2012 7:29 AM, PDT )

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RT @rikilindhome: Don't tell @robcorddry he has something on his shirt. http://t.co/8nVYkAv7

(3 May 2012 8:00 AM, PDT )

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Obtuse insults never cease to get a "huh" out of me. RT @StonesOnTheRox: @robcorddry U look like Clay Aiken's dildo...but w/ less glitter

(2 May 2012 10:55 AM, PDT )

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I'm hosting @tropfestUSA at the @Cosmopolitan_LV on 6/3 and @realhughjackman is doing NY (always trying to one up me) http://t.co/c1Apdux6

(2 May 2012 10:53 AM, PDT )

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Yeah, do you? RT @krislakin: @robcorddry u remember shooting a bit at a rehab on Cavalleri Road in Malibu in/around '08?

(2 May 2012 8:37 AM, PDT )

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Oh. I thought we were going to fuck in this scene? @rikilindhome: About to shoot the fuck out of a scene w @KeeganMKey http://t.co/BEOA3w21

(2 May 2012 8:36 AM, PDT )

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I just saw Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. And soon you will too. Bring tissues for crying and for laughing. #seekingafriend

(29 April 2012 1:36 PM, PDT )

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Hey dudes? Whoever purchased "Smell Yo Dick" on my iTunes account? Not cool.

(29 April 2012 10:43 AM, PDT )

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Agreed RT @mslesliebibb: I'm having the best time on this movie! It was another fucking fun day at the office with @robcorddry & @keeganmkey

(24 April 2012 6:48 PM, PDT )

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My most recent note to the editor of #childrenshospital: his diaharrea performance is far superior in that it’s very sincere. This is my job

(24 April 2012 12:01 PM, PDT )

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Right. "children". got it. RT@Dubn8r: heard it was about pedophiles & was directed by Roman Polanski & Jeffrey Jones #ChildrensHospital

(24 April 2012 7:49 AM, PDT )

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Agree RT @WarnerSays: @robcorddry I need to start watching #ChildrensHospital !

(24 April 2012 7:44 AM, PDT )

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My second thought: she got the make-up perfect! RT @adriibayy: Dr. Adri Downs MD #ChildrensHospital http://t.co/O7uIVkgV

(24 April 2012 5:57 AM, PDT )

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Was fixed. Now go try and enjoy life RT@CapitanoKat: Y did Blake's shirt go from having handprints 2 amorphous blobs in #childrenshospital

(24 April 2012 5:55 AM, PDT )

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RT @AmyJane: “You know, Mama, that guy who talks about Darth Maul a lot and owns that cute little girl.” Duh. @hotdogsladies, of course.

(22 April 2012 1:22 PM, PDT )

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Stop flirting Y, I'm married RT @YulVazquez: @robcorddry where were u last night U think ur a badass? @keeganmkey @mslesliebibb were there!

(20 April 2012 1:17 AM, PDT )

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Pic for ref: @sparky1732: @KeeganMKey you and @robcorddry gotta be cookin up something hilarious! http://t.co/jiOw0Rup

(19 April 2012 4:46 PM, PDT )

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@scottysheldon It's all relative. He calls his child "Jesus" because he likes the name. Levon is kind of a dick. cc: @jakefogelnest

(18 April 2012 9:54 PM, PDT )

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@jakefogelnest "Don't go Breakin' my Heart" worked. Followed it with a "Lovely Day" chaser. Thanks doc.

(18 April 2012 9:48 PM, PDT )

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Thanks @jakefogelnest. Spotify won't stop playing it so I'm just going to do that. Re: my hotel roof, I CAN or CAN'T fly? CAN'T, right?

(18 April 2012 9:37 PM, PDT )

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I don't care, man. Just try to show it to someone not yet in the club. RT @MattDButters: Are you still okay with us stealing it?

(18 April 2012 9:33 PM, PDT )

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Trying to decide whether I should listen to "Levon" again or die of loneliness. @jakefogelnest, thoughts?

(18 April 2012 9:30 PM, PDT )

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First, enjoy the worst press release ever written. Then buy the fucking DVD: http://t.co/sQ3sLfq5

(18 April 2012 7:31 PM, PDT )

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A+ RT @1inch1der: @andrewrow why would anyone pretend to be Rob Corddry??

(18 April 2012 12:02 PM, PDT )

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Maybe I'm not the real Rob Corddry. RT @andrewrow: @robcorddry if you're the real Rob Corddry, why aren't you verified?

(18 April 2012 11:53 AM, PDT )

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Gonna MAD jack-off to it. RT @amysohn: My new book MOTHERLAND is on its way, @robcorddry. Totally going to reverse your vasectomy!

(18 April 2012 10:55 AM, PDT )

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Is it dildo season already? RT @NateBDPCarter: @robcorddry all this dildo talk is getting me excited for the new season! #childrenshospital

(17 April 2012 12:58 PM, PDT )

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RT @hwinkler4real: @pattonoswalt have a great rehearsal God, get a room! (a rehearsal room, a nice neutral space -really cheap on 14th st.)

(17 April 2012 5:04 AM, PDT )

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Excerpt from #childrenshospital notes Pt 2: "But little boy rape jokes you’re cool with. Got it." This is my job.

(16 April 2012 6:39 PM, PDT )

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Excerpt from #childrenshospital notes Pt 1: "I find it disturbing to see Henry Winkler being kicked in the face so much..." @hwinkler4real

(16 April 2012 6:38 PM, PDT )

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Got this response from my #childrenshospital editor: "you were right, alts 3 and 4 had the same effect, dildo-wise". This is my job.

(16 April 2012 2:54 PM, PDT )

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Pats fan? RT @djimenez9: @robcorddry Cry me a river. Do the crime, do the time.

(15 April 2012 10:46 PM, PDT )

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I get my news from you RT @JoeyBoots: @ri think you are the most famous person who follows me - congrats to putting up with my tweets.

(15 April 2012 10:34 PM, PDT )

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Preach it NOLA http://t.co/HXyKrT6V

(15 April 2012 10:30 PM, PDT )

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My boner winks back @MalinAkerman: @robcorddry:note 4 the editor of CH:"get ADR for Malin's line. She swallows the top." here u go: Gulp ;)

(15 April 2012 10:20 PM, PDT )

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Don't tell me what to do! RT@RonnieFlynn: @robcorddry don't try too hard..

(15 April 2012 10:15 PM, PDT )

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@michaeldbirch you're in Mike! In spite of our Coriolanus. remind me in December. Set an alert!

(15 April 2012 10:14 PM, PDT )

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Another note for the editor of Childrens Hospital: "get ADR for Malin's line. She swallows the top. " This is my job. @malinakerman

(14 April 2012 1:30 PM, PDT )

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Just gave the following note to the editor on Childrens Hospital: "Just the dildo, yes. Not the condoms." This is my job

(14 April 2012 1:26 PM, PDT )

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Slighty more. thanks! @annaironside:@johncusack @mrcraigrobinson Was it as much fun 2 make Hot Tub Time Machine as it was 2 watch? hilarious

(14 April 2012 12:48 PM, PDT )

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Preach it! #onlytakesaminute RT @CrackerStacker6: @robcorddry thanks for that last tweet. Killed me. Just write a fucking punch line!

(13 April 2012 8:27 PM, PDT )

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Nothin like #'s to get a joke across #hack #SAGmin RT @EdWagenseller: @robcorddry nothing like being #7 on call sheet #dayplayer #unmasked

(13 April 2012 6:37 PM, PDT )

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Tell me 2 get 2 NOLA! I shoot today! RT @TheSmarmyBum:1st celeb sighting @ Coachella: @robcorddry Not who I was expecting 2 see but huge fan

(13 April 2012 5:58 PM, PDT )

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I didnt know we were doing our "hard" looks! I look like your girlfriend RT @de3zie: @robcorddry thanks for the pic http://t.co/wQ62pXaT

(13 April 2012 8:37 AM, PDT )

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Great 1st day at work. @mslesliebibb and @michaelianblack are so patient with my process (loud screaming and Jaeger). Take my workshop kids!

(12 April 2012 11:54 AM, PDT )

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August! Locking episodes as we "speak" @StotheMestan: @robcorddry When are there going to be new episodes of Children's Hospital?

(10 April 2012 2:34 PM, PDT )

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People with the most indomitable spirits are usually the ones who are tested the most. I respond poorly to hardship. On purpose.

(10 April 2012 8:23 AM, PDT )

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I play "Guy Who's Behind Luke Wilson a Lot" RT@stevielates: Watching Old School on TV, I had no idea @robcorddry was in it!

(9 April 2012 9:30 AM, PDT )

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@mslesliebibb I'm the lucky lady!

(7 April 2012 7:14 PM, PDT )

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RT @mslesliebibb: For those who asked: doing a movie I'm so excited about. It's fucking hysterical and I get to work with @robcorddry #l

(7 April 2012 7:14 PM, PDT )

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RT @Andy_Richter: Fuck you. Pay me?

(7 April 2012 4:17 AM, PDT )

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Thanks for the day off, Jesus!

(6 April 2012 10:13 AM, PDT )

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Portland! Get over yourselves and go see @JAdomian @Earwolf standup album taping next Wed 4/11 @HeliumComedyPDX! http://t.co/nw2uAU2H

(6 April 2012 8:49 AM, PDT )

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Not anymore. They tore it down. “@johnhuckabay: @robcorddry is children's hospital shot at the same hospital that scrubs was?”

(6 April 2012 8:46 AM, PDT )

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He got kicked out of school for lying RT @jasonpartyy: my college roommate & #ChildrensHospital dr @robcorddry Great show or greatest show?

(30 March 2012 3:00 PM, PDT )

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It doesn't animated suck cock? @johnnytaylor: @robcorddry I just watched #childrenshospital and it live action sucks cock.

(30 March 2012 1:11 PM, PDT )

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Is that question really worthy of four question marks? @WilliamCortez15: @robcorddry why dont you want to get verified????

(30 March 2012 1:08 PM, PDT )

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Careful, you'll get me verified. RT @thewarmbodies: @Ask_Alistair the real one is @robcorddry :)

(28 March 2012 10:13 AM, PDT )

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RT @TheOnion: New Walgreens Facebook Plugin Allows Users To See What Prescriptions Friends Are Picking Up http://t.co/YjA7Lbbc

(28 March 2012 10:09 AM, PDT )

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RT @BlondStaci: Just on Youtube looking at friends video, its funny how busy we as a society claim 2 be & how many millions of views cat

(27 March 2012 5:49 PM, PDT )

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These are the people I am disappointing today http://t.co/sKz8Oqb0

(27 March 2012 11:15 AM, PDT )

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If you've ever given or received "Oh my God, eat something" as a compliment, please stay away from my daughters.

(26 March 2012 11:43 PM, PDT )

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It's going to be a great day http://t.co/kFCje4iy

(26 March 2012 11:51 AM, PDT )

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Ladies disagree RT @dcralls: @robcorddry ruins #childrenshospital for me

(26 March 2012 11:50 AM, PDT )

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that's fair @DuffyM_: @hwinkler4real Can't/won't do it, Henry. I only follow people who engage in conversation with their followers/fans.

(26 March 2012 11:47 AM, PDT )

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RT @Jordan_Morris: latest #JJGO has @robcorddry, so the fact that u haven't listened makes you seem kind of ridiculous http://t.co/LilE8mCj

(26 March 2012 11:46 AM, PDT )

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I'm in your head RT @FranciscoSims: Wrong side of the bed. Grumpy pants. Dreamt I punched @robcorddry in the throat. Great dream.

(23 March 2012 6:59 AM, PDT )

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FUCKING AGREE RT @mslesliebibb: @laughspincom @thomaslennon So excited 2 work with these motherfuckers! This script makes me so happy-FUNNY!

(21 March 2012 12:15 PM, PDT )

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RT @NTSFTrent: Day 9/25 @robcorddry guests as Paranormalist Coyote Daniels. http://t.co/tpjK5hYQ

(19 March 2012 6:26 PM, PDT )

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My friend Roman has a band called UBYK. Their EP is called "The Odds" Put it in your head here: http://t.co/VDWsMoLn @ubyk

(19 March 2012 2:08 PM, PDT )

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