- Catastrophe is the Mother of Invention.
- I thought I saw Linda Ronstadt at Whole Foods today, but it wasn't her.
- When I'm a hundred, I'm still gonna listen to Zeppelin.
- At the end of Grease, when Danny and Sandy are flying away in the car, that means they're going to Hell, right?
- Remember beer can collections in the 70s? If you went into someone's house today with a beer can collection, you'd be like, "Oh, an alcoholic lives here."
- I'm not slut shaming. I'm slut cheering.
- Save your outrage, for when things get outrageous.
- Prepare to be mentally challenged!
- What if Kirk Cameron was perpetrating the most elaborate hoax in the history of Popular Culture? Wouldn't that be interesting?
- May you find the truth before the truth finds you.
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