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2012 | 2011

51 items from 2012

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sidebar: going to Lamps Plus later. DON'T touch my stuff.

(30 January 2012 10:24 AM, PST )

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good morning! i dreamed i bit off the chunk of flesh covering @petercambor's clavicle bump. he was bleeding and crying, a lot. how are you!

(30 January 2012 9:58 AM, PST )

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let's talk about people we like! i'll go first. ok now you.

(27 January 2012 3:55 PM, PST )

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"i'm not too sexy for my Hijab" -Shiite Girls Say

(27 January 2012 1:49 PM, PST )

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if you can't beat em', join em' together at the wrists and ankles, then tell them you'll kill them if they scream, then beat em'.

(27 January 2012 1:22 PM, PST )

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goodnight fuddy duddies.

(26 January 2012 10:50 PM, PST )

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don't touch me don't touch me don't touch me is usually what i'm thinking about when you ask me what i'm thinking about.

(26 January 2012 10:28 PM, PST )

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"YOU GO GIRRRL!" -people who are dead to me

(26 January 2012 7:40 PM, PST )

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@nerdist hey i am going to that showwww toooooooo! -Neal with the deal

(25 January 2012 12:29 PM, PST )

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i can't wait to see the next Brad Pitt movie about Brad Pitt casually leaning and Brad Pitt casually eating.

(25 January 2012 11:36 AM, PST )

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babies are always getting carried away.

(25 January 2012 11:26 AM, PST )

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i will continue to rhyme "all night long" with "til the break of dawn" in all of my raps and there is nothing you can do about it.

(24 January 2012 4:03 PM, PST )

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look in the mirror. do the Diddy dance with no pants on. reevaluate everything.

(24 January 2012 1:14 PM, PST )

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i'm every woman! except the skanks. and bitches.

(23 January 2012 9:54 AM, PST )

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hahaha jokes on you i don't drink hahaha stuff is hard doodely doo!

(19 January 2012 6:11 PM, PST )

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you say potato, i say vodka.

(19 January 2012 6:09 PM, PST )

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how will anyone ever know how great you are unless you retweet all the compliments you get about how great you are? (please RT)

(19 January 2012 12:46 PM, PST )

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"once you go black, you never go back!" -terrible doctor diagnosing frostbite

(19 January 2012 10:47 AM, PST )

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goodnight, ass dragons.

(18 January 2012 9:25 PM, PST )

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boomeranged. RT @minkakelly So good to see your sweet lil face!

(16 January 2012 8:41 PM, PST )

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about to link up with @minkakelly for supper. i'll tell her you say BOIIING.

(16 January 2012 6:47 PM, PST )

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gonna manufacture a beer called "The Mondays" it will only be sold in cases and i'll probably be a millionaire soon.

(16 January 2012 3:16 PM, PST )

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somewhere there's a girl who wouldn't do it to Ryan Gosling. she's lonely & afraid the other girls will ever understand her. (it's me, hi)

(16 January 2012 1:41 PM, PST )

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i can never tell if it's popcorn or farts.

(13 January 2012 8:33 PM, PST )

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you're a babe.

(13 January 2012 6:54 PM, PST )

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well is it a door or is it a jar

(12 January 2012 7:03 PM, PST )

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more like CRIME brulée, amirite?! because it's criminally delicious?! i'm sorry.

(12 January 2012 6:18 PM, PST )

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i just want to send you beauty, love, & serenity from this California canyon but i cant even get a fucking signal out here fucking A.

(12 January 2012 5:44 PM, PST )

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just another day at the office! #TheWeddingBand http://t.co/EiZ8Nb34

(12 January 2012 9:54 AM, PST )

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goodnight bootywagons.

(10 January 2012 7:49 PM, PST )

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go ahead and be positive you are dead inside if you want to unfollow me for that last tweet.

(10 January 2012 7:46 PM, PST )

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when i was 8 i cried because i loved Greg Louganis and my dad kept telling me i wasn't his type.

(10 January 2012 7:43 PM, PST )

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awww special times RT @emmadanoff @ThrillingAdv @jenny_wade girl crush time http://t.co/eDeeZKpP http://t.co/R1ohnu32

(9 January 2012 10:14 PM, PST )

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it's so weird how whenever you slurp your coffee or the milk in your cereal i get goosebumps/hope a pack of wolves kills your face off.

(9 January 2012 8:25 AM, PST )

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RT @shannonwoodward Having the most fun doing @ThrillingAdv tonight with @katemicucci @Andy_Richter @JeriLRyan @PFTompkins @jenny_wade .

(7 January 2012 11:15 PM, PST )

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yo b*tch let me go to your baby shower.

(7 January 2012 12:11 PM, PST )

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"ugh, i am SO over that troubled water." -bridge

(6 January 2012 3:43 PM, PST )

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interpretive dance, courtesy of #theweddingband http://t.co/jODbTRf9

(6 January 2012 2:17 PM, PST )

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flee my blind spot lest i smite thee.

(6 January 2012 1:04 PM, PST )

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@JamesUrbaniak HA!

(6 January 2012 12:34 PM, PST )

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DO IT.

(5 January 2012 10:18 AM, PST )

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imagine John Voight pooping.

(5 January 2012 10:15 AM, PST )

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goodnight boondock taints.

(4 January 2012 7:28 PM, PST )

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a guy at work just told me he was proud of me for eating a donut. hope he doesn't find out about all my secret cellulite/identity thieving.

(4 January 2012 10:44 AM, PST )

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you guys are alright in my book! but my book is by Dean Koontz.

(4 January 2012 8:21 AM, PST )

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the only reason i want a Vespa is so i can call it Scooter Jennings.

(4 January 2012 6:38 AM, PST )

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just woke up from that classic actors nightmare where i can't remember murdering my mom.

(4 January 2012 5:47 AM, PST )

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@raywylie yes. but she only runs on Kombucha.

(3 January 2012 7:03 PM, PST )

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i'm not on my phone while driving i was merging into this other lane on purpose see my turn signal is even on now.

(3 January 2012 5:18 PM, PST )

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if you want something done right you have to ask your evil robot twin to do it yourself.

(2 January 2012 7:45 PM, PST )

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well, the holidays are officially over! if anyone needs me i'll just be slipping into something a little more comfy (fear & depression)!

(2 January 2012 8:54 AM, PST )

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2012 | 2011

51 items from 2012

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