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oh, whoops! everybody on twitter was born after 1990 and doesn't get that last joke! it's cool! kick rocks baby jerk heads.

(17 hours ago )

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here's the thing... http://t.co/MsiL4s9u

(18 hours ago )

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any friend of yours is a friend of yours.

(21 hours ago )

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Mitch better have my bunny!

(27 May 2012 3:40 PM, PDT )

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well that was splendiferous. good hang. happy Sunday ladies and gentlebeans.

(27 May 2012 12:56 PM, PDT )

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@DrKillswitch if you can find me.

(27 May 2012 12:53 PM, PDT )

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@DanielMercurio vodka

(27 May 2012 12:42 PM, PDT )

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@Renttopwn anatano okaasan

(27 May 2012 12:41 PM, PDT )

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@Vavalium baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

(27 May 2012 12:34 PM, PDT )

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@JPRiggy ok. trash day is Tuesday.

(27 May 2012 12:28 PM, PDT )

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@Kilowog2814 i'm a small, small wonder

(27 May 2012 12:22 PM, PDT )

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@Studley @Jonathan_Tyler and @granadatheater

(27 May 2012 12:13 PM, PDT )

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let's talk. for approx 15 minutes i am here for you, to douse the flames of your most burny questions. ready go.

(27 May 2012 11:57 AM, PDT )

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@TucsonPC that's nice. and i did get one. it will air this fall. Wedding Band: http://t.co/Ou6yZ7Hk

(27 May 2012 12:19 AM, PDT )

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what's really fun is people who like to contradict jokes all the time, just for fun!

(26 May 2012 5:50 PM, PDT )

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waiter: "guess you didn't like that at all" me: guess you won't like THIS at all judo kicks YAH steak knife shiv SHING no no so much blooddd

(26 May 2012 5:32 PM, PDT )

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"there's no one like me." -everyone

(26 May 2012 5:12 PM, PDT )

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@Kirby_Brown nahmean

(26 May 2012 10:46 AM, PDT )

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things get much easier on days you remember outside there's a big world not spinning around you.

(26 May 2012 10:08 AM, PDT )

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@quintywinties i saw we have a similar tweet. naturally i tip my cap and say hi, how are you, you can take the cake, sure, yum.

(25 May 2012 11:07 PM, PDT )

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#FF @bridger_w I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just criticized a woman named Judy.

(25 May 2012 7:03 PM, PDT )

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goodnight snaggletooths.

(24 May 2012 10:07 PM, PDT )

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still no washing machines with a "vicious" cycle? ok, scientists.

(24 May 2012 4:57 PM, PDT )

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i like big butts and i can still lie about some other stuff.

(24 May 2012 12:58 PM, PDT )

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sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you feel like crying and crying and crying and crying and crying

(23 May 2012 10:38 PM, PDT )

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thinking about taking banjo lessons or just burning all my money in a fireplace.

(22 May 2012 8:25 PM, PDT )

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do you guys think daddy fat sax knows who i am?

(22 May 2012 8:22 PM, PDT )

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yo. chill out.

(22 May 2012 3:39 PM, PDT )

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i hate myself for feeling insecure about stuff!

(21 May 2012 5:55 PM, PDT )

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can't think of a business that's lived up to its name quite as thoroughly as Radio Shack.

(21 May 2012 1:12 PM, PDT )

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free girl band names: Loose Willis, TemperMetal, Hairband, Blood Hammer.

(19 May 2012 2:40 PM, PDT )

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@mperegrym I'M FAMOUS TOO HELLO

(17 May 2012 8:38 PM, PDT )

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@mperegrym are you getting paid extra for this?

(17 May 2012 8:14 PM, PDT )

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@mperegrym did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

(17 May 2012 7:41 PM, PDT )

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i looked at your avi.

(17 May 2012 1:32 PM, PDT )

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goodnight rubix pubes.

(16 May 2012 10:12 PM, PDT )

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today Brad Whitford told me if i ever want to be a singer i should name my first album "Oddly Uninvested." ugh does he love me or something?

(16 May 2012 8:34 PM, PDT )

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i just told a lady at the grocery store her fly was down. she was really grateful. going to heaven for sure now.

(16 May 2012 4:34 PM, PDT )

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@Colin_Hanks @DrLawyercop @DianaMariaRiva @AngelaSarafyan hahaha oh US!

(16 May 2012 12:28 AM, PDT )

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@DrLawyercop @AngelaSarafyan HOME.

(15 May 2012 11:29 PM, PDT )

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hi Freddie Mercury wherever you are, i think i finally get why you were hot now (but you still had kind of a rapey mouth). ok ttyl.

(15 May 2012 6:06 PM, PDT )

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no, i will not text you when i get home safely. if i die en route you can read my moms Facebook status tomorrow like everyone else.

(14 May 2012 10:39 PM, PDT )

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goodnight horndogs.

(13 May 2012 9:45 PM, PDT )

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i'm sure you're wondering why i've gathered you all here. well guys...every kind of cheese tastes good.

(13 May 2012 6:36 PM, PDT )

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happy day, you mothers.

(13 May 2012 12:15 PM, PDT )

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i'm sorry, but i refuse to apologize for my guilt complex anymore, ok? sorry.

(11 May 2012 7:50 PM, PDT )

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scratched my boob with the wrong end of my pen again, yep yep yep

(11 May 2012 7:16 PM, PDT )

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@reggiewatts awww! give me your sweatshirt.

(11 May 2012 7:15 PM, PDT )

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goodnight snozberries.

(10 May 2012 9:14 PM, PDT )

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RT @69Carlose: @jenny_wade why did u stop playing in the show reaper! asshole

(10 May 2012 5:08 PM, PDT )

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Hulk Hogan made a sex tape?? get the heck out of my house and take your lies with you.

(10 May 2012 12:42 PM, PDT )

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if you liked it then you should've put your stink on it.

(7 May 2012 8:24 PM, PDT )

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(i'm just here to make friends.)

(7 May 2012 4:52 PM, PDT )

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kinda want to do a reality competition show so i can say "i'm just here to make friends" in every interview.

(7 May 2012 4:51 PM, PDT )

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hey Koreans, mind your own businesses! loljk you're all doing a great job.

(7 May 2012 2:13 PM, PDT )

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nobody ever stays awake with me saying "everything's gonna be ok Jenny." WHY?? Ok goodnight.

(6 May 2012 12:11 AM, PDT )

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thank you, @JustinTEarle.

(5 May 2012 9:29 PM, PDT )

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that was your Saturday night rap, party animals.

(5 May 2012 6:51 PM, PDT )

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i like big words and i cannot lie, you other logophiles can't deny.

(5 May 2012 6:50 PM, PDT )

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you guys are like family to me. you never freaking listen or take me to Epcot Center.

(3 May 2012 12:06 PM, PDT )

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goodnight gumshoes.

(2 May 2012 8:18 PM, PDT )

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"i'm a free spirit" aka "what's in it for me?"

(2 May 2012 3:33 PM, PDT )

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i can whistle any Rod Stewart song but my specialty would have to be "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" in the key of sexy.

(1 May 2012 11:09 AM, PDT )

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RT @PFTompkins: I FINALLY got to participate in the @goSuperego/@ThrillingAdv crossover! With @JoshMalina & @jenny_wade ! Ep 69: htt

(30 April 2012 11:26 AM, PDT )

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just when you finally figure out your eyebrows, they stop growing back. so yeah it's true, life is hard.

(30 April 2012 10:27 AM, PDT )

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am i serious right now and other FAQ's

(29 April 2012 6:48 PM, PDT )

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(sound guys have goatees.)

(27 April 2012 10:06 PM, PDT )

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goodnight tubs of guts.

(27 April 2012 8:17 PM, PDT )

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i might get drunk @Jonathan_Tyler's show tonight. shush your face.

(27 April 2012 8:17 PM, PDT )

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just thinking about 90's movies and realized how many times i had to see Michael Douglas making a sex face. kinda mad.

(27 April 2012 3:58 PM, PDT )

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some things will never change. like, i still can't say "this is my mom's boyfriend Ron" without laughing pretty hard.

(27 April 2012 11:12 AM, PDT )

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fighting on twitter is pointless. just like twitter.

(26 April 2012 11:54 AM, PDT )

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don't quit your day job! especially you, strippers and cabbies. no one else wants to do that stuff.

(25 April 2012 11:39 AM, PDT )

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ever play such a good word in scrabble your mom loves you back??

(25 April 2012 10:29 AM, PDT )

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"well honey people confuse sex & love because they're the exact same thing." -reason #3 i'm not allowed to be alone w/my sisters kid

(25 April 2012 9:47 AM, PDT )

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my opinion of Brian McNight...(min. 1:20) http://t.co/vREaRu5K

(24 April 2012 11:19 AM, PDT )

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i wonder if Dwyane Wade ever gets tired of people asking him if he's related to me.

(24 April 2012 10:23 AM, PDT )

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i'm sorry but if i can't wear my bahama pajamas to Target then get out of my life!

(21 April 2012 11:06 AM, PDT )

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you will laugh about it once you've healed. RT @Jonathan_Tyler not cool!!

(20 April 2012 6:43 PM, PDT )

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post script: sorry, etc, whatever whatever

(20 April 2012 6:37 PM, PDT )

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in addition: i didn't tell the person i was mad at this morning that he had a huge booger in his beard until after lunch.

(20 April 2012 6:34 PM, PDT )

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"i don't give a tallywhackers tittyfuck about my wait and see attitude." -thing i wanted to say today but didn't because i'm a real lady

(20 April 2012 5:48 PM, PDT )

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i'm going to a heavy metal concert in Dallas tonight, because life is like a box of chocolates duh!

(19 April 2012 4:07 PM, PDT )

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oh man! i woke up in Dallas again.

(19 April 2012 1:36 PM, PDT )

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parenting tips: 1) don't get a baby in you! 2) kill yourself

(19 April 2012 1:36 PM, PDT )

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goodnight pencil necks.

(18 April 2012 7:44 PM, PDT )

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but i don't WANT any flies in my honey.

(18 April 2012 6:04 PM, PDT )

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RT @meganamram: A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? SMOKING

(18 April 2012 11:04 AM, PDT )

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easy ridin with my oldest friend (in dog years) http://t.co/PThjYrgH

(17 April 2012 11:14 AM, PDT )

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looking good is the best revenge. right after arsenic.

(16 April 2012 6:55 PM, PDT )

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definitely crowd the aisle before the plane doors open! put your soggy butt in trapped people's faces! everybody keep doing that, obviously.

(16 April 2012 6:34 PM, PDT )

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the end.

(15 April 2012 6:18 PM, PDT )

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"i make my bf smoke in the front yard with his shirt off so he won't bring the smell in as much." "you're making your boyfriend stupider."

(15 April 2012 6:14 PM, PDT )

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"oh, that plastic surgeon? yeah he's hot but he likes his benzos and i don't mean the car."

(15 April 2012 5:55 PM, PDT )

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"if you're Asian like, do you feel too guilty to get a manicure?"

(15 April 2012 5:51 PM, PDT )

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"nowadays you go to the club, your nails and toes better be done, cuz (two girls in unison) the men checkin!"

(15 April 2012 5:50 PM, PDT )

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and now i will tell you some things i hear in this nail salon:

(15 April 2012 5:47 PM, PDT )

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@Jonathan_Tyler ohhh baby, i think you're the works.

(15 April 2012 2:36 PM, PDT )

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did you know it's been illegal to say "pump some iron" in America since 1997? well now you do! be careful in the mean streets, buddies.

(15 April 2012 11:53 AM, PDT )

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goodnight Darkwing Ducks.

(14 April 2012 8:47 PM, PDT )

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