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You know you're at a cast & crew screening when no one leaves after the film to stay and read all the credits. #mibiii

(24 May 2012 6:50 PM, PDT )

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Spared one, huge cockroach the other night by releasing it only to have another (the same?) huge one appear above my bed. So much for #karma

(22 May 2012 2:01 PM, PDT )

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Tonight, I was driving down a long ramp in a downward spiral when my car's power steering went. Good thing the #stuntreflexes kicked in

(20 May 2012 12:07 AM, PDT )

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About to partake in my first cinematic dining experience. Glad my friend pointed out gratuity was already included!

(19 May 2012 7:11 PM, PDT )

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Accompanying my friend as she shops for shoes and such at the #Hustler store before she goes to work. As an exotic dancer. Such is my life..

(18 May 2012 9:58 PM, PDT )

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Work for a cause, not applause. Live life to express, not impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt.

(17 May 2012 3:37 PM, PDT )

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One is never powerless even when power-less... #i'vegotthepower

(14 May 2012 8:50 PM, PDT )

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No power for more than an hour? Another thing to keep you humble & inspire you to go workout... Power-out = work-out. #iworkout

(14 May 2012 8:10 PM, PDT )

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Got to do a little #bouldering on set today; double win!

(12 May 2012 8:54 PM, PDT )

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RT @taramacken: You can't expect to be old & wise if you were never young and crazy-

(7 May 2012 4:57 PM, PDT )

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My first attempt at photography from last night's lunar event. Had fun #chasingthemoon but just wish I had a better cam http://t.co/0jqfIgqr

(6 May 2012 11:02 PM, PDT )

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Handicapped stalls are the best; your own, private sink & mirror! #deepthoughts

(6 May 2012 1:10 PM, PDT )

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Enjoyed a new ep of #Personofinterest at the Elliptical Theater last night; now, laboring over headshots/resumes at an undisclosed location.

(4 May 2012 3:39 PM, PDT )

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Not all #WholeFoods are created equal; however, despite their dissimilar stocking inadequacies, they do earn the nickname Whole Paycheck

(1 May 2012 10:10 PM, PDT )

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Braving the Marigny on a school night to hear Meschiya Lake for Les' birthday! Les is a jack of many trades by day/swing dancer by night. :)

(30 April 2012 8:17 PM, PDT )

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Last night on set was a dirty cliffhanger. #sore

(29 April 2012 12:39 PM, PDT )

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Got to pack for work tomorrow but alas, #Serenity is always cause for procrastination. Especially when doubling an actor who worked on it.

(27 April 2012 9:17 PM, PDT )

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Booked it. Got excited. Lost it. Typical. #lesigh

(26 April 2012 1:19 AM, PDT )

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Gotta stop the trend of having things stolen from me around the time of my bd. Years ago, my watch, then apt robbed and now my wallet.

(24 April 2012 9:02 PM, PDT )

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@robdyrdek Rob+sulfur hexafluoride x @chanelwestcoast cheek2cheek = just what I needed to remedy having my wallet stolen on my birthday. Thx

(24 April 2012 4:08 PM, PDT )

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Life sure has been throwing me curveballs lately. Lining up gigs while stressing over stolen wallets, credit cards... #karma, I'm waiting

(24 April 2012 1:11 PM, PDT )

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Go-see with the Director went well! Might've booked my next film gig! #happybirthdaytome

(23 April 2012 5:13 PM, PDT )

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If you are what you eat, I am Indian (with a dot, not a feather). Either than or #vindaloo should be my middle name. #davelisterproblems

(22 April 2012 11:08 PM, PDT )

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Spending my #EarthDay #birthday w/ my bro watching #ChristianSlater #CrispinGlover eating Indian and now #LucBesson's latest. Full on life..

(22 April 2012 7:06 PM, PDT )

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@billsnitzer You and your G6 again

(20 April 2012 5:52 PM, PDT )

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Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which one has overcome. #amen

(19 April 2012 10:31 PM, PDT )

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Braved the #MusicalMixer at the #MagnetTheater for the first time and what an experience! Anyone who appreciates musical theater would dig!

(18 April 2012 12:23 AM, PDT )

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Yesterday's call sign was CQD/SOS; today was MRI. Office was running so behind that everyone in the waiting room was given $20 giftcards!

(16 April 2012 5:55 PM, PDT )

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100 years later, another ship passes by Chelsea Piers where the #Titanic was to have ended its maiden voyage. http://t.co/WjTbzk97

(15 April 2012 9:08 PM, PDT )

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I #partyrock to #LMFAO and channel #MJ whenever "Billie Jean" is on like it's my job!!! It doesn't matter that I don't know all the moves

(14 April 2012 2:12 AM, PDT )

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#PhotoHunt. Best. Bargame. Ever. Something to occupy both the girls and guys though all the top scores have to be from female players.

(14 April 2012 12:47 AM, PDT )

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Soda downtown? $5. Soda on UES? $2. Seeing Last Legion at midnight? $10. Watching Martin Tune play bass in a death metal band? Priceless.

(13 April 2012 9:55 PM, PDT )

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Eating garbage salad in Chicago. Such is life

(13 April 2012 10:35 AM, PDT )

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Enjoyed another night at the Elliptical Theater. Tonight's screening? "Person of Interest". Justifies not having tv at home... #iworkout

(12 April 2012 10:40 PM, PDT )

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Just got fix for this year's #TriBeCaFilmFestival! My yearly vice/birthday present to myself!

(10 April 2012 9:18 AM, PDT )

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For someone who has become an AppleWhore, I do detest making trips to the #AppleStore. Always crowded, long waits, disorganized...#crapple

(9 April 2012 2:03 PM, PDT )

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Just got accosted by the phallic balloon lady on #FrenchmanStreet

(7 April 2012 10:41 PM, PDT )

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Life is like a video game. You can stay on the same safe level or take risks and explore but you only get one life to play so play it well!

(6 April 2012 11:30 PM, PDT )

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O', Magnet Mixer; how I have a love/hate, fearful/conquering relationship with thee every time... #improv

(4 April 2012 8:28 PM, PDT )

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Stupid, bulky, poorly-designed power plug you have there, #Mac Good thing I have mad #MacGyver skills... http://t.co/K9frR5HS

(4 April 2012 1:36 PM, PDT )

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I'd rather pay for #redmango than wait in line for #freeconeday any day. #realtalk

(3 April 2012 3:55 PM, PDT )

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As a staunch non-drinker, twas immensely helpful to also possess sleight-of-hands skills for all the shots at tonight's wrap party. #magic

(30 March 2012 1:42 AM, PDT )

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It's rare but nice to get to attend a wrap party every so often. Plus, the incredibly talented and nice #JamesWoods is here so... #grateful

(29 March 2012 6:22 PM, PDT )

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Another day, another concrete staircase to tumble down... #stuntsforlife

(28 March 2012 2:47 AM, PDT )

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Another great day stunting' in prison with other great stunt people! Now, onto dbl a heavy on a new pilot for CBS!

(27 March 2012 6:14 PM, PDT )

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The other inmates now call me "Hang Man". I guess you could have worse nicknames. Wonder if the prisoners at #Azkaban had nicknames...?

(27 March 2012 6:04 AM, PDT )

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Long, stressful day filming in the prison but the highlight of my day had to be poppin' and lockin' with one of the C.O.'s. #mysurreallife

(26 March 2012 9:26 PM, PDT )

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Big day filming stunts at the prison today. Just glad to be a temporary guest here. #blessedtobeworking

(26 March 2012 5:03 AM, PDT )

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"I've had it this thick before but never this hard before." #sh*tmymomsays

(25 March 2012 3:46 PM, PDT )

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Ah, prison

(25 March 2012 3:53 AM, PDT )

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Reh for pilot today, Trvl Sat. Reh for film Sun, Shoot Mon. Trvl Tues, shoot pilot Wed. Trvl Thurs for wrap party. Rinse. Repeat. #showbiz

(23 March 2012 7:19 AM, PDT )

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Connecting w/ a complete stranger on stage is good for a performer's soul. #improv

(21 March 2012 9:55 PM, PDT )

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-You look like the dude from #3:10toYuma -I've dbled actors from that show -Well, you're better looking but he makes better money than you

(21 March 2012 2:07 PM, PDT )

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Have a love/hate symbiotic relationship with the Post Office. We keep each other in business! #thebusinessinshowbiz http://t.co/wMnKyUuF

(21 March 2012 10:08 AM, PDT )

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Always cool to receive a call asking how you would like to be credited on screen. #humbling

(20 March 2012 8:24 PM, PDT )

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Tried my first Shamrock Shake and now justified why I've never had one before. McCrap with boku calories. http://t.co/gshpZ3Gc

(17 March 2012 7:42 PM, PDT )

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RT @mfisherfitness: “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believin

(15 March 2012 10:09 AM, PDT )

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Bought to get hit on the head w/ a frying pan and working w/ my first ever SFX Cord from 13 years ago on my first stunt: a squib to the head

(14 March 2012 3:35 PM, PDT )

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RT @JoeyBoots: @matthewrstaley ha ha - fa fa funny - ta ta terrific - ma ma magnificent

(13 March 2012 8:41 PM, PDT )

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@AjaFrary Pics or it isn't true!

(13 March 2012 8:35 PM, PDT )

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@Gary_DellAbate Happy Birthday, #BabaBooey! If #KurtCobain were still around, perhaps this is how he'd pay homage: http://t.co/55teySAp

(13 March 2012 7:46 PM, PDT )

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@JoeyBoots As tomorrow is Baba Booey's birthday, if Kurt were still around, perhaps this is how he'd pay homage: http://t.co/55teySAp

(13 March 2012 7:43 PM, PDT )

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@HowardStern @robertAbooey @SternShow For Baba Booey's Birthday, if Kurt were still around, perhaps he'd pay homage: http://t.co/55teySAp

(13 March 2012 7:42 PM, PDT )

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Dreamed I rec'd a text inviting me to come downstairs for Whiskey Tacos for breakfast. Shouldn't have had Root Beer Short Ribs last night

(10 March 2012 9:37 PM, PST )

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My get-fresh crew at the ATM with such awesome acoustics, I had to Hey-Tell a friends who hopefully dig my quirkiness. http://t.co/zE96FMcO

(8 March 2012 8:44 PM, PST )

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Sign on a bathroom door that read "After using the restroom, all employees must moonwalk upon exiting". Best. Sign. Ever. #mjforever

(6 March 2012 8:49 PM, PST )

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Cyborg may not have had the most kills but was the most accurate at 33%. 1 out of every 3 ain't bad... #lasertag http://t.co/Og0BTZaT

(3 March 2012 12:18 AM, PST )

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My Left Foot, Limp Bizkit, The Hobbit, Footloose, Bigfoot, (un)Happy Feet... #wheresETwhenyouneedhim

(1 March 2012 3:07 PM, PST )

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RICE-ing :(

(29 February 2012 11:17 PM, PST )

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@hellskitten29 If Kimmy offers to teach you a toe-hang or neck-hang on Lyra, you say NO!!! My neck is still aching! You're a graceful beast!

(29 February 2012 10:39 AM, PST )

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@JasiLanier (blushes reciprocally)

(28 February 2012 11:45 PM, PST )

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Been trying to avoid bread but last night, was offered something new: lard bread. If you're gonna splurge, go big! Damn good too! #lardbread

(27 February 2012 8:42 AM, PST )

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@brookemeep "We will see" said the Blind Man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

(25 February 2012 9:50 AM, PST )

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@AjaFrary How many really know what a toe tapper is (never mind can perform one)? ;)

(24 February 2012 11:05 AM, PST )

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Speechless that a cemetery could let so many (ANY!) dog droppings accumulate among the tombstones. Shameful... #notadogpark

(23 February 2012 11:39 AM, PST )

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I have no words. Can this brand actually be taken seriously or do they exist solely as gag gifts? #innuendos http://t.co/54gMBJjd

(21 February 2012 11:12 PM, PST )

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Accidentally bought this sparkling probiotic drink that leaves an aftertaste like beer. Pretty gross... #organiclush http://t.co/PJmJ9k0N

(21 February 2012 11:36 AM, PST )

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Stunt sleepover with friends olde and new! #defenestration

(19 February 2012 12:39 AM, PST )

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Enjoyed #SleighBells set but was really cool when after the show, "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" played and everyone danced along. #whitney

(17 February 2012 10:04 PM, PST )

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Went bouldering for the 2nd time in a week after not having done it in 10 years; exhaustingly fun and satisfying physically & mentally! #V0

(17 February 2012 10:40 AM, PST )

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Warning! #xiaolungbao #soupdumplingnazi #joesshanghai http://t.co/vtKrNyRi

(15 February 2012 5:29 PM, PST )

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Always a journey to get there but always worth the adventure. #soupdumplings

(15 February 2012 3:24 PM, PST )

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Doctor's appt. Nothing better than having to get up early, fast for 12 hours only to get stuck like a pig. #offmymeds

(15 February 2012 6:35 AM, PST )

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Late to bed, early to rise... Lack of sleep, I do despise... #zzz

(14 February 2012 3:17 AM, PST )

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Had the hotel gym all to myself and sang while I worked out. Heard #Pavarotti developed his lungs by singing while playing soccer. Def fun!

(11 February 2012 12:10 AM, PST )

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I live my life like when I shave with a straight razor: too close!

(9 February 2012 5:34 AM, PST )

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Guaranteed that I'm the only dude at this gym trying to get smaller. These muscleheads must see me shrinking and think I'm doing it wrong.

(7 February 2012 10:21 PM, PST )

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Walked a few miles, killed my abs w/ trainer Alvin Chon while listening to #LMFAO. Now, a lil steak for protein/our reward!

(6 February 2012 6:16 PM, PST )

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LOVE the #Subaru commercials I've been seeing online with the all the dogs. I could watch a whole feature of that!

(5 February 2012 10:24 PM, PST )

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Instead of watching tv today, I watched "The Woman in Black" on the big screen and "Banksy's Coming For Dinner" on Hulu. #banksy

(5 February 2012 8:10 PM, PST )

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Excited to be at #NASA; I loved "Space Camp" when I was younger. Gonna have to do some #moonwalking before I leave... http://t.co/JiCVrh8F

(1 February 2012 8:19 AM, PST )

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Behold! My 2012 Stunt Reel is now up! Please check it out and "like" it if you do; I edited it myself. :) #stuntreel http://t.co/1UClbDW9

(31 January 2012 1:13 PM, PST )

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My 2012 Stunt Reel is almost ready to debut. I remember not having enough footage when I first started out; now, I have too much! #editing

(31 January 2012 3:37 AM, PST )

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@TheRichard You're sexy and you know it. #wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggleyeah

(30 January 2012 11:43 AM, PST )

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I think I <3 you, iMovie, for finally putting the power of reel-making in my own hands but do you really have to import movies so slow?!?

(29 January 2012 9:52 PM, PST )

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Did cardio 'til my heart rate reached 171, landed my Rudy consistently tonight and just finished watching the SAG Awards w/ colleagues. #sag

(29 January 2012 7:11 PM, PST )

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@LMFAO Shufflebot costume for tonight? Check. More shuffling on fire later? ;) http://t.co/pdE3u29T #PartyRock #lmfao http://t.co/6PJSjlcO

(28 January 2012 6:35 PM, PST )

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I just got taught a "hand hug" by a teenage girl. #tragicallyunhip

(28 January 2012 5:18 PM, PST )

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"I'm going down down, baby..." #howlowcanigo? http://t.co/fWF4H9fx

(28 January 2012 12:35 PM, PST )

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@billsnitzer Make Millions of Milkshakes your HQ!

(27 January 2012 9:34 PM, PST )

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