Jay Weintraub(I)
- Transportation Department
This up and comer is a strikingly short half Puerto Rican, half Asian, and surprisingly half black man. He's a man and a half! Coming from a shockingly fertile family, he became a grandfather at age 23 and a great grandfather at age 26. On set he is frequently discovered hiding underneath the craft service table hoarding food for his extremely large family. He often works transportation because he likes to make "vroom-vroom" noises when he drives. He likes to make friends with the set security so he can go in their car and play with the siren.