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Actor:

• In Production
• 2000s
• 1990s
• 1980s

1. Labrats (2010) (V) (post-production) (voice) .... Stumpy
   
   
2. "Big Top" .... Geoff (1 episode, 2009)
       - Boyfriend (2009) TV episode .... Geoff
3. "Coronation Street" .... Jesse Chadwick / ... (44 episodes, 1990-2009)
   ... aka Corrie (UK: informal title)
   ... aka The Street (UK: informal title)
       - Episode #1.7209 (2009) TV episode .... Jesse Chadwick
       - Episode #1.7210 (2009) TV episode .... Jesse Chadwick
       - Episode #1.7206 (2009) TV episode .... Jesse Chadwick
       - Episode #1.7207 (2009) TV episode .... Jesse Chadwick
       - Episode #1.7204 (2009) TV episode .... Jesse Chadwick
         (39 more)
4. "Kingdom" .... Nigel Pearson (6 episodes, 2008-2009)
       - Episode #3.6 (2009) TV episode .... Nigel Pearson
       - Episode #3.5 (2009) TV episode .... Nigel Pearson
       - Episode #3.3 (2009) TV episode .... Nigel Pearson
       - Episode #3.2 (2009) TV episode .... Nigel Pearson
       - Episode #3.1 (2009) TV episode .... Nigel Pearson
         (1 more)
5. Charlie Noades R.I.P (2009) .... Sonny
6. Inkheart (2008) .... Darius
   ... aka Tintenherz (Germany)
7. "Skins" .... Sam Brooks (1 episode, 2008)
       - Everyone (2008) TV episode .... Sam Brooks
8. "The Slammer" .... Jake Le Plant (1 episode, 2008)
       - Episode #2.3 (2008) TV episode .... Jake Le Plant
9. "New Street Law" .... Charlie Darling (13 episodes, 2006-2007)
       - Episode #2.6 (2007) TV episode .... Charlie Darling
       - Episode #2.5 (2007) TV episode .... Charlie Darling
       - Episode #2.3 (2007) TV episode .... Charlie Darling
       - Episode #2.2 (2007) TV episode .... Charlie Darling
       - Episode #2.1 (2007) TV episode .... Charlie Darling
         (8 more)
10. Sound (2007) (TV) .... Terry Frayne
11. Mobile (2007) (TV) .... Hypnotherapist/Ray Bould
    ... aka Mobile: The Boss (UK: third part title)
    ... aka Mobile: The Engineer (UK: first part title)
    ... aka Mobile: The Soldier (UK: second part title)
12. "Kombat Opera Presents" .... Sir Alan Prentice (1 episode, 2007)
        - The Applicants (2007) TV episode .... Sir Alan Prentice
13. Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) (voice) .... Mr. Windfall
    ... aka Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (UK: poster title)
14. "Monkey Trousers" (2005) TV series .... Various Characters (unknown episodes)
15. "Blackpool" .... Terry Corlette (6 episodes, 2004)
    ... aka Viva Blackpool (USA: new syndication title)
        - Episode #1.6 (2004) TV episode .... Terry Corlette
        - Episode #1.5 (2004) TV episode .... Terry Corlette
        - Episode #1.4 (2004) TV episode .... Terry Corlette
        - Episode #1.3 (2004) TV episode .... Terry Corlette
        - Episode #1.2 (2004) TV episode .... Terry Corlette
          (1 more)
16. Fat Slags (2004) .... Foreman
17. The All Star Comedy Show (2004) (TV) .... Various Roles
    ... aka Monkey Trousers (UK: new title)
18. "The Day Today" .... Dentist / ... (3 episodes, 1994-2004)
        - Pilot (2004) TV episode .... Gavin Hawtrey
        - News (1994) TV episode .... Treasurer
        - Meganews (1994) TV episode .... Dentist
19. "John Thomson Stands Up for Comedy" (2003) TV series
20. "Cold Feet" .... Pete Gifford (35 episodes, 1997-2003)
    ... aka Life, Love & Everything Else (South Africa: English title)
        - Episode #5.6 (2003) TV episode .... Pete Gifford
        - Episode #5.5 (2003) TV episode .... Pete Gifford
        - Episode #5.4 (2003) TV episode .... Pete Gifford
        - Episode #5.3 (2003) TV episode .... Pete Gifford
        - Episode #5.2 (2003) TV episode .... Pete Gifford
          (30 more)
21. Re-inventing Eddie (2002) .... Cliff
22. A Tribute to the Likely Lads (2002) (TV) .... Flint
23. 24 Hour Party People (2002) .... Charles
    ... aka Twenty Four Hour Party People (UK: DVD title)
24. "Stan the Man" (2002) TV series .... Stan (unknown episodes)
25. Station Jim (2001) (TV) .... Harold
26. "Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible" .... Sir Donald Tyburn (1 episode, 2001)
        - Frenzy of Tongs (2001) TV episode .... Sir Donald Tyburn
27. Dog Eat Dog (2001) .... Football coach
28. "Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)" .... Lewton (1 episode, 2001)
        - Whatever Possessed You? (2001) TV episode .... Lewton
29. "Murder in Mind" .... Alan Squires (1 episode, 2001)
        - Neighbours (2001) TV episode .... Alan Squires
30. "Bill and Ben" (2001) TV series (voice) .... Bill (flowerpot man) and Narrator
31. Redemption Road (2001) .... Priest
32. It's a Girl (2001) (TV) .... Joseph
33. "The Fast Show" .... Various Roles / ... (23 episodes, 1994-2000)
    ... aka Brilliant! (USA: cable TV title)
        - The Last Ever Fast Show (2000) TV episode .... Various Roles
        - Episode #3.8 (1997) TV episode .... Various Roles
        - Episode #3.7 (1997) TV episode .... Various Roles
        - Episode #3.6 (1997) TV episode .... Various Roles
        - Episode #3.5 (1997) TV episode .... Various Roles
          (18 more)
34. "Comedy Lab" .... Rolf (1 episode, 2000)
        - Rolf's Animal Hairdressers (2000) TV episode (voice) .... Rolf
35. Jump (2000/I) .... Gavin
36. Born Romantic (2000) .... First Cab Driver
37. "The Dave Saint Show" (2000) TV series .... Dave Saint
    
    
38. The Flint Street Nativity (1999) (TV) .... Christian Jerrums/Innkeeper
39. When Athletes Attack (1999) (TV)
40. The Outlaw (1999) (TV) .... Michael B. Common
41. "Playing the Field" .... Eddie Ryan (1 episode, 1998-2000)
        - Episode #2.2 (1999) TV episode .... Eddie Ryan
42. You Are Here (1998) (TV) .... Peter Keggy
43. "Men Behaving Badly" .... Ken (7 episodes, 1996-1998)
    ... aka British Men Behaving Badly (USA)
        - Delivery (1998) TV episode .... Ken
        - Performance (1998) TV episode .... Ken
        - Jingle B***s! (1997) TV episode .... Ken
        - Wedding (1997) TV episode .... Ken
        - Cardigan (1996) TV episode .... Ken
          (2 more)
44. Ted & Ralph (1998) (TV) .... Vicar
45. "Crapston Villas" (1998) TV series (voice) .... Multiple
46. Up 'n' Under (1998) .... Stan
    ... aka Up and Under
47. "Roger Roger" .... Barry (1 episode, 1998)
        - Even Quasimodo Pulled (1998) TV episode .... Barry
48. The Fast Show Live (1998) (V) .... Various Roles
49. The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) .... Dimitri
    ... aka Agent Null Null Nix (Germany)
    ... aka Agent Null Null Nix - Bill Murray in hirnloser Mission (Germany: TV title)
50. The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997) .... Mr. Loughborough
51. "Pie in the Sky" .... Andrew Vernon (1 episode, 1997)
        - Ugly Customers (1997) TV episode .... Andrew Vernon
52. "Roger and the Rottentrolls" (1996) TV series .... Yockenthwaite (unknown episodes, 1996)
53. "Pond Life" .... Dennis (1 episode, 1996)
        - Glastonbury (1996) TV episode (voice) .... Dennis
54. "Murder Most Horrid" .... Daniel Hoffmeyer (1 episode, 1996)
        - Dying Live (1996) TV episode .... Daniel Hoffmeyer
55. Roger Roger (1996) (TV) .... Barry
56. "Coogan's Run" .... Robin Moss / ... (3 episodes, 1995)
        - The Curator (1995) TV episode .... Graham Lambert / Robin Moss
        - Handyman for All Seasons (1995) TV episode .... Robin Moss
        - Get Calf (1995) TV episode .... Fat Bob
57. "Is It Legal?" .... Ambulance Man (1 episode, 1995)
        - Death in Hounslow (1995) TV episode .... Ambulance Man
58. The Perfect Match (1995) (TV) .... Rick
59. "Dangerous Lady" .... Lee Ryan (4 episodes, 1995)
        - Episode #1.4 (1995) TV episode .... Lee Ryan
        - Episode #1.3 (1995) TV episode .... Lee Ryan
        - Episode #1.2 (1995) TV episode .... Lee Ryan
        - Episode #1.1 (1995) TV episode .... Lee Ryan
60. "Fist of Fun" .... Alan Stephens / ... (3 episodes, 1995)
        - Episode #1.3 (1995) TV episode .... Pied Piper of Hamelin
        - Episode #1.2 (1995) TV episode .... PC Andy
        - Episode #1.1 (1995) TV episode .... Alan Stephens
61. The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995) .... Nathan
    ... aka Das Handbuch des jungen Giftmischers (Germany)
62. "The World of Lee Evans" .... Customer (1 episode, 1995)
        - The Late Shift/Meet the Folks (1995) TV episode .... Customer
63. Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994) (TV) .... Fat Bob
    ... aka Three Fights, Two Weddings and a Funeral (UK: alternative title)
64. "Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge" .... Joe Beazley and Cheeky Monkey / ... (2 episodes, 1994)
    ... aka Knowing Me, Knowing You (UK: short title)
        - Episode #1.6 (1994) TV episode .... Joe Beazley and Cheeky Monkey
        - Episode #1.2 (1994) TV episode .... Petty Officer Alan Partridge
65. "Blue Heaven" .... Waiter 2 (1 episode, 1994)
        - Episode #1.6 (1994) TV episode .... Waiter 2
66. Smashey and Nicey, the End of an Era (1994) (TV)
67. Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994) (V) .... Bernard Righton
68. Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993) (TV) .... Fat Bob
69. "Harry" .... Royo (2 episodes, 1993)
        - Episode #1.8 (1993) TV episode .... Royo
        - Episode #1.2 (1993) TV episode .... Royo
70. "The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer" .... Lee Kersler / ... (3 episodes, 1993)
        - Cool, Cool Air (1993) TV episode .... Moped Driver
        - Brass (1993) TV episode .... Lee Kersler
        - Food and Drink (1993) TV episode .... Shopkeeper
71. "You, Me and It" (1993) TV mini-series .... White Coat (unknown episodes)
72. Tainted Blood (1993) (TV) .... Brian O'Connor
73. "Saturday Zoo" (1993) TV series .... Various Roles (unknown episodes)
74. The Weekenders (1992) (TV) (as John Patrick-Thomson) .... Policeman 1
    ... aka Bunch of Five: The Weekenders (UK: series title)
75. "Paul Merton: The Series" .... Coma Patient (1 episode, 1991)
        - Episode #1.6 (1991) TV episode .... Coma Patient
76. "Soldier Soldier" .... Sgt Dunn (1 episode, 1991)
        - Dirty Work (1991) TV episode .... Sgt Dunn
    
    
77. "Spitting Image" (1984) TV series .... Various Voices (unknown episodes)
    ... aka Spitting Back (UK: reissue title)
    

Writer:

1. You Are Here (1998) (TV) (writer)
2. The Fast Show Live (1998) (V) (writer)
3. "The Fast Show" (6 episodes, 1994-1996)
   ... aka Brilliant! (USA: cable TV title)
       - Quart (1996) TV episode (written by)
       - Episode #1.6 (1994) TV episode (written by)
       - Episode #1.5 (1994) TV episode (written by)
       - Episode #1.4 (1994) TV episode (written by)
       - Episode #1.2 (1994) TV episode (written by)
         (1 more)
4. "Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge" (1994) TV series (unknown episodes)
   ... aka Knowing Me, Knowing You (UK: short title)
5. Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994) (V) (writer)
   

Self:

• 2000s
• 1990s

1. "All Star Mr & Mrs" .... Himself (1 episode, 2009)
       - Episode #2.8 (2009) TV episode .... Himself
2. "Heston's Feasts" .... Himself (1 episode)
       - Heston's Medieval Feast (????) TV episode .... Himself
3. "Celebrity Ding Dong" .... Himself (1 episode, 2008)
   ... aka Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong (UK: complete title)
       - Episode #2.6 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
4. The Greatest Christmas Comedy Moments (2008) (TV) .... Himself
5. "Batteries Not Included" .... Himself (5 episodes, 2008)
       - Episode #1.6 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
       - Episode #1.5 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
       - Episode #1.4 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
       - Episode #1.2 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
       - Episode #1.1 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
6. "Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2008)
       - Episode #1.3 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
       - Episode #1.1 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
7. "8 Out of 10 Cats" .... Himself (1 episode, 2008)
       - Episode #7.6 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
8. "Don't Blame the Builder" (2008) TV series .... Narrator
9. Jonathan Ross Salutes 'Dad's Army' (2008) (TV) .... Himself
10. "Thank God You're Here" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2008)
        - Episode #1.6 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
        - Episode #1.1 (2008) TV episode .... Himself
11. The Comedy Christmas (2007) (TV) .... Himself
12. Ghost Hunting with Radio One (2007) (TV) (voice) .... Himself - Narrator
13. "This Morning" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2004-2007)
    ... aka This Morning with Richard and Judy (UK: informal title)
        - Episode dated 2 November 2007 (2007) TV episode .... Himself
        - Episode dated 29 April 2004 (2004) TV episode .... Himself
14. "3 Minute Wonder" .... Herself (1 episode, 2007)
        - Are You Sitting Comfortably? 3 (2007) TV episode .... Herself
15. "Loose Women" .... Himself (1 episode, 2007)
        - Episode #11.45 (2007) TV episode .... Himself
16. "Engineering the World Rally" (2007) TV mini-series .... Narrator
17. "The Comedy Map of Britain" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2007)
        - Episode #1.6 (2007) TV episode .... Himself
        - Episode #1.4 (2007) TV episode .... Himself
18. "Richard & Judy" .... Herself / ... (2 episodes, 2005-2007)
        - Episode dated 19 February 2007 (2007) TV episode .... Himself
        - Episode dated 16 November 2005 (2005) TV episode .... Herself
19. Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud (2006) (TV) (voice) .... Narrator
    ... aka Ghosthunting with Girls Aloud (UK: promotional title)
20. "The F Word" .... Himself (1 episode, 2006)
    ... aka Gordon Ramsay's F Word (UK: promotional title)
        - Episode #2.8 (2006) TV episode .... Himself
21. The Prince's Trust 30th Birthday: Live (2006) (TV) .... Himself
22. "Petrolheads" .... Himself (1 episode, 2006)
        - Episode #1.6 (2006) TV episode .... Himself
23. "Comedy Connections" .... Himself (1 episode, 2006)
        - The Fast Show (2006) TV episode .... Himself
24. Red Hot Poker (2005) (V) .... Himself
25. "Heads Up with Richard Herring" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
        - Episode #1.2 (2005) TV episode .... Himself
26. Greatest TV Comedy Moments (2005) (TV) .... Himself
27. "All-Star Poker Challenge" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
        - Heat Four (2005) TV episode .... Himself
28. Britain's 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches (2005) (TV) .... Himself
29. Comic Relief Does University Challenge (2005) (TV) .... Himself
30. Comic Relief: Red Nose Night Live 05 (2005) (TV) .... Himself
31. The Comedians' Comedian (2005) (TV) .... Himself
32. "Comic Relief Does Fame Academy" (2003) TV series .... Himself (Series 1) (unknown episodes, 2003)
    ... aka Celebrity Fame Academy (UK: informal short title)
33. The British Comedy Awards 2003 (2003) (TV) .... Himself
34. "The Terry and Gaby Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 2003)
        - Episode dated 24 October 2003 (2003) TV episode .... Himself
35. "Comedy from Merton to Enfield" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2003)
        - Stephen Fry (2003) TV episode .... Himself
        - Paul Whitehouse (2003) TV episode .... Himself
36. Comic Relief 2003: The Big Hair Do (2003) (TV) .... Himself
37. Cold Feet: The Final Call (2003) (TV) .... Himself
38. "Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway" .... Himself (1 episode, 2003)
        - Episode #2.6 (2003) TV episode .... Himself
39. 2002 Top of the Pops Awards (2002) (TV) .... Presenter
40. I Love Christmas (2001) (TV) .... Himself
41. The British Comedy Awards 2001 (2001) (TV) .... Himself
42. "The South Bank Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 2001)
        - Steve Coogan (2001) TV episode .... Himself
43. "Live Talk" .... Himself (1 episode, 2001)
        - Episode #2.10 (2001) TV episode .... Himself
44. Don't Panic! The 'Dad's Army' Story (2000) (TV) .... Himself
45. "The Priory" .... Himself (1 episode, 2000)
        - Episode #1.10 (2000) TV episode .... Himself
    
    
46. "Casting Couch" .... Himself (1 episode, 1999)
        - Episode #1.6 (1999) TV episode .... Himself
47. "It's Only TV... But I Like It" .... Himself (1 episode, 1999)
        - Episode #1.1 (1999) TV episode .... Himself
48. Comic Relief: The Record Breaker (1999) (TV) .... Himself
49. "Late Lunch" .... Himself (1 episode, 1999)
        - Episode #2.18 (1999) TV episode .... Himself
50. "Never Mind the Buzzcocks" .... Himself (1 episode, 1997)
        - Episode #1.8 (1997) TV episode .... Himself
51. "Shooting Stars" .... Himself (1 episode, 1996)
        - Episode #2.13 (1996) TV episode .... Himself
52. "The Word" .... Himself (1 episode, 1992)
        - Episode #3.5 (1992) TV episode .... Himself
    

Archive Footage:

1. 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases (2008) (TV) (uncredited) .... Louis Balfour
2. 100 Greatest Stand-Ups (2007) (TV) .... Bernard Righton
3. "The Sketch Show Story" (2001) .... Himself/Various Characters