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2013 Dementamania (post-production)
Mikey Moran
 
2012 Northern Soul (post-production)
Terry the DJ
 
2010 Labrats (video) (post-production)
Stumpy (voice)
 
2013 Pulp
Dave Burns
 
2013 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (TV series)
Narrator
 
2011-2013 Waterloo Road (TV series)
Nelson Smith / Nelson Taylor
Whole Lotto Trouble (2013) … Nelson Taylor
Episode #7.14 (2011) … Nelson Smith
Episode #7.12 (2011) … Nelson Smith
Episode #7.11 (2011) … Nelson Smith
 
2012 Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (TV movie)
Mr. Goodigton and The Crabcatchers
 
2012 Parents (TV series)
Kelvin Mann
Episode #1.2 (2012) … Kelvin Mann
 
2011 Death in Paradise (TV series)
DCI Chris Ricketts
Episode #1.8 (2011) … DCI Chris Ricketts
 
2011 The Fast Show Faster (TV series)
Professor Denzil Dexter / Sam / Surrealist
Episode #1.3 (2011) … Professor Denzil Dexter
Episode #1.2 (2011) … Professor Denzil Dexter / Sam
Episode #1.1 (2011) … Surrealist
 
2011 Being Sold
The Neighbour
 
2011 Charlie Noades R.I.P
Sonny
 
2010 Little Crackers (TV series)
DJ Geoff
 
2010 Ghost Hunting with the Saturdays (TV movie)
Narrator (voice)
 
1990-2010 Coronation Street (TV series)
Jesse Chadwick / Gary
 
2009 Big Top (TV series)
Geoff
Dad (2009) … Geoff
Visa (2009) … Geoff
Boyfriend (2009) … Geoff
 
2008-2009 Kingdom (TV series)
Nigel Pearson
Episode #3.6 (2009) … Nigel Pearson
Episode #3.5 (2009) … Nigel Pearson
Episode #3.3 (2009) … Nigel Pearson
Episode #3.2 (2009) … Nigel Pearson
Episode #3.1 (2009) … Nigel Pearson
 
2008 Inkheart
Darius
 
2008 Skins (TV series)
Sam Brooks
Everyone (2008) … Sam Brooks
 
2008 The Slammer (TV series)
Jake Le Plant
Episode #2.3 (2008) … Jake Le Plant
 
2006-2007 New Street Law (TV series)
Charlie Darling
Episode #2.6 (2007) … Charlie Darling
Episode #2.5 (2007) … Charlie Darling
Episode #2.4 (2007) … Charlie Darling
Episode #2.3 (2007) … Charlie Darling
Episode #2.2 (2007) … Charlie Darling
 
2007 Sound (TV movie)
Terry Frayne
 
2007 Mobile (TV mini-series)
Hypnotheapist / Hypnotherapist / Ray Bould
The Soldier (2007) … Hypnotherapist/Ray Bould
The Engineer (2007) … Hypnotheapist
 
2007 Kombat Opera Presents (TV series)
Sir Alan Prentice
The Applicants (2007) … Sir Alan Prentice
 
2005 Monkey Trousers (TV series)
Various Characters
 
2004 Blackpool (TV series)
Terry Corlette
Episode #1.6 (2004) … Terry Corlette
Episode #1.5 (2004) … Terry Corlette
Episode #1.4 (2004) … Terry Corlette
Episode #1.3 (2004) … Terry Corlette
Episode #1.2 (2004) … Terry Corlette
 
2004 Fat Slags
Foreman
 
2004 The All Star Comedy Show (TV movie)
Various Roles
 
2003 John Thomson Stands Up for Comedy (TV series)
 
1997-2003 Cold Feet (TV series)
Pete Gifford
Episode #5.4 (2003) … Pete Gifford
Episode #5.3 (2003) … Pete Gifford
Episode #5.2 (2003) … Pete Gifford
Episode #5.1 (2003) … Pete Gifford
Episode #4.8 (2001) … Pete Gifford
 
2002 Stan the Man (TV series)
Stan
Episode #1.5 (2002) … Stan
 
2002 Re-inventing Eddie
Cliff
 
2002 A Tribute to the Likely Lads (TV movie)
Flint
 
2002 24 Hour Party People
Charles
 
2002 I Love the 100 Best Top Ten Lists of the Fast Show Ever! (TV movie)
Various Characters
 
2001 Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible (TV series)
Sir Donald Tyburn
Frenzy of Tongs (2001) … Sir Donald Tyburn
 
2001 Dog Eat Dog
Football coach
 
2001 Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) (TV series)
Lewton
Whatever Possessed You? (2001) … Lewton
 
2001 Station Jim (TV movie)
Harold
 
2001 Murder in Mind (TV series)
Alan Squires
Neighbours (2001) … Alan Squires
 
2001 Bill and Ben (TV series)
Bill (flowerpot man) and Narrator (voice)
 
2001 It's a Girl (TV movie)
Joseph
 
2001 Redemption Road
Priest
 
1994-2000 The Fast Show (TV series)
Various Roles / Louis Balfour / Professor Denzil Dexter / …
The Last Ever Fast Show (2000) … Various Roles
Episode #3.8 (1997) … Various Roles
Episode #3.7 (1997) … Various Roles
Episode #3.6 (1997) … Various Roles
Episode #3.5 (1997) … Various Roles
 
2000 Comedy Lab (TV series)
Rolf
Rolf's Animal Hairdressers (2000) … Rolf (voice)
 
2000 Jump (short)
Gavin
 
2000 The Dave Saint Show (TV series)
Dave Saint
 
1999 The Flint Street Nativity (TV movie)
Christian Jerrums/Innkeeper
 
1999 When Athletes Attack (TV movie)
 
1998-2000 Playing the Field (TV series)
Eddie Ryan
Episode #2.7 (1999) … Eddie Ryan
Episode #2.6 (1999) … Eddie Ryan
Episode #2.5 (1999) … Eddie Ryan
Episode #2.4 (1999) … Eddie Ryan
Episode #2.3 (1999) … Eddie Ryan
 
1999 The Outlaw (TV short)
Michael B. Common
 
1998 You Are Here (TV movie)
Peter Keggy
 
1996-1998 British Men Behaving Badly (TV series)
Ken
Delivery (1998) … Ken
Performance (1998) … Ken
Jingle B***s! (1997) … Ken
Wedding (1997) … Ken
Cardigan (1996) … Ken
 
1998 Ted & Ralph (TV movie)
Vicar
 
1998 Roger Roger (TV series)
Barry
The Day the Music Died (1998) … Barry
There Are No Minicabs in Heaven (1998) … Barry
I Used to Be a Superb Rugby Player (1998) … Barry
 
1998 Up 'n' Under
Stan
 
1998 The Fast Show Live (video)
Various Roles
 
1997 The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dimitri
 
1997 The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Mr. Loughborough
 
1997 Pie in the Sky (TV series)
Andrew Vernon
Ugly Customers (1997) … Andrew Vernon
 
1997 New Voices (TV series)
Mr. Jackson
Dance for a Stranger (1997) … Mr. Jackson
 
1996 Roger and the Rottentrolls (TV series)
Yockenthwaite
 
1996 Pond Life (TV series)
Dennis
Glastonbury (1996) … Dennis (voice)
 
1996 Murder Most Horrid (TV series)
Daniel Hoffmeyer
Dying Live (1996) … Daniel Hoffmeyer
 
1996 Roger Roger (TV movie)
Barry
 
1990-1996 Spitting Image (TV series)
Episode #18.4 (1996) (voice)
Episode #18.3 (1996) (voice)
Episode #18.2 (1996) (voice)
Episode #18.1 (1996) (voice)
Episode #17.7 (1994) (voice)
 
1995 Coogan's Run (TV series)
Robin Moss / Fat Bob / Graham Lambert
The Curator (1995) … Graham Lambert / Robin Moss
Get Calf (1995) … Fat Bob
 
1995 Crapston Villas (TV series)
Multiple
 
1995 Is It Legal? (TV series)
Ambulance Man
Death in Hounslow (1995) … Ambulance Man
 
1995 The Perfect Match (TV movie)
Rick
 
1995 Dangerous Lady (TV mini-series)
Lee Ryan
Episode #1.4 (1995) … Lee Ryan
Episode #1.3 (1995) … Lee Ryan
Episode #1.2 (1995) … Lee Ryan
Episode #1.1 (1995) … Lee Ryan
 
1995 Fist of Fun (TV series)
Alan Stephens / PC Andy Rotherie / Pied Piper of Hamelin
Episode #1.2 (1995) … PC Andy Rotherie
Episode #1.1 (1995) … Alan Stephens
 
1995 The World of Lee Evans (TV series)
Customer
The Late Shift/Meet the Folks (1995) … Customer
 
1994 Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge (TV series)
Joe Beasley / Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Episode #1.6 (1994) … Joe Beasley
Episode #1.2 (1994) … Petty Officer Alan Partridge
 
1994 Blue Heaven (TV series)
Waiter 2
Episode #1.6 (1994) … Waiter 2
 
1994 The Day Today (TV series)
Dentist / Gavin Hawtrey / Treasurer
News (1994) … Treasurer
Meganews (1994) … Dentist
Pilot (1994) … Gavin Hawtrey
 
1994 The All New Alexei Sayle Show (TV series)
Various Characters
Episode #1.4 (1994) … Various Characters
Episode #1.2 (1994)
Episode #1.1 (1994)
 
1994 Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (video)
Bernard Righton
 
1993 Paul Calf's Video Diary (TV short)
Fat Bob
 
1993 Harry (TV series)
Royo
Episode #1.8 (1993) … Royo
Episode #1.2 (1993) … Royo
 
1993 The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer (TV series)
Lee Kersler / Moped Driver / Shopkeeper
Cool, Cool Air (1993) … Moped Driver
Brass (1993) … Lee Kersler
Food and Drink (1993) … Shopkeeper
 
1993 You, Me and It (TV mini-series)
White Coat
Episode #1.2 (1993) … White Coat
Episode #1.1 (1993) … White Coat
 
1993 Tainted Blood (TV movie)
Brian O'Connor
 
1993 Saturday Zoo (TV series)
Various Roles
 
1992 Bunch of Five (TV series)
Policeman 1
The Weekenders (1992) … Policeman 1 (as John Patrick-Thomson)
 
1991 Paul Merton: The Series (TV series)
Coma Patient
Episode #1.6 (1991) … Coma Patient
 
1991 Soldier Soldier (TV series)
Sgt Dunn
Dirty Work (1991) … Sgt Dunn
 
Show ShowWriter (5 titles)
1998 You Are Here (TV movie)
 
1998 The Fast Show Live (video)
 
1994-1996 The Fast Show (TV series)
Quart (1996) (written by)
Episode #1.6 (1994) (written by)
Episode #1.5 (1994) (written by)
Episode #1.4 (1994) (written by)
Episode #1.2 (1994) (written by)
 
1994 Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge (TV series)
Episode #1.6 (1994) (additional material)
 
1994 Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (video)
 
Show ShowSelf (74 titles)
2012 War Hero in My Family (TV series documentary)
Narrator
Episode #1.6 (2012) … Narrator (voice)
Episode #1.5 (2012) … Narrator (voice)
Episode #1.4 (2012) … Narrator (voice)
Episode #1.3 (2012) … Narrator (voice)
Episode #1.2 (2012) … Narrator (voice)
 
2012 The Wright Stuff (TV series)
Himself - Guest Panelist
Episode #17.87 (2012) … Himself - Guest Panelist
 
2012 Pointless Celebrities (TV series)
Himself
Episode #2.3 (2012) … Himself
 
2012 No County for Old Men (TV series)
Himself - Host
 
2007-2012 Loose Women (TV series)
Himself
Episode #16.154 (2012) … Himself
Episode #16.83 (2012) … Himself
Episode #16.7 (2011) … Himself
Episode #14.67 (2009) … Himself
Episode #11.45 (2007) … Himself
 
2012 Sunday Brunch (TV series)
Himself - Guest
Episode #1.4 (2012) … Himself - Guest
 
2012 This Day Today (video short)
Himself
 
2011 Greatest Ever Carry On Films (TV documentary)
Himself - Narrator (voice)
 
2011 TV Greats: Our Favourites from the North (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2011 Jennifer Saunders: Laughing at the 90s (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2011 Odd One In (TV series)
Himself
Episode #2.5 (2011) … Himself
 
2010 All Star Family Fortunes (TV series)
Himself
Episode #5.12 (2010) … Himself
 
2010 The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2010 Stand Up Hero (TV series)
Himself - Judge
 
2010 Mastermind (TV series)
Himself - Contestant
Celebrity Mastermind 2009/2010: Episode 6 (2010) … Himself - Contestant
 
2009 Heads or Tails (TV series)
Himself
Celebrity Special (2009) … Himself
 
2009 Steve Coogan: The Inside Story (TV movie)
Himself
 
2009 Angela and Friends (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.19 (2009) … Himself
 
2009 The Paul O'Grady Show (TV series)
Himself
Episode dated 1 December 2009 (2009) … Himself
 
2009 All Star Mr & Mrs (TV series)
Himself
Episode #2.8 (2009) … Himself
 
2009 Heston's Feasts (TV series documentary)
Himself
Heston's Medieval Feast (2009) … Himself
 
2008 Celebrity Ding Dong (TV series)
Himself
Episode #2.6 (2008) … Himself
 
2008 The Greatest Christmas Comedy Moments (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2008 Batteries Not Included (TV series documentary)
Himself
Episode #1.6 (2008) … Himself
Episode #1.5 (2008) … Himself
Episode #1.4 (2008) … Himself
Episode #1.2 (2008) … Himself
Episode #1.1 (2008) … Himself
 
2008 Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.3 (2008) … Himself
Episode #1.1 (2008) … Himself
 
2008 8 Out of 10 Cats (TV series)
Himself
Episode #7.6 (2008) … Himself
 
2008 Don't Blame the Builder (TV series documentary)
Narrator
 
2008 Jonathan Ross Salutes 'Dad's Army' (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2008 Drama Trails (TV series documentary)
Himself
'Cold Feet' to 'A Touch of Frost' (2008) … Himself
'Coronation Street' to 'Kingdom' (2008) … Himself
 
2008 Thank God You're Here (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.6 (2008) … Himself
Episode #1.1 (2008) … Himself
 
2007 The Comedy Christmas (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2007 Ghost Hunting with Radio One (TV movie)
Himself - Narrator (voice)
 
2004-2007 This Morning (TV series)
Himself
Episode dated 2 November 2007 (2007) … Himself
Episode dated 29 April 2004 (2004) … Himself
 
2007 3 Minute Wonder (TV series)
Himself
Are You Sitting Comfortably? 3 (2007) … Himself
 
2007 Engineering the World Rally (TV mini-series documentary)
Narrator
 
2007 The Comedy Map of Britain (TV series documentary)
Himself
Episode #1.6 (2007) … Himself
Episode #1.4 (2007) … Himself
 
2005-2007 Richard & Judy (TV series)
Himself
Episode dated 19 February 2007 (2007) … Himself
Episode dated 16 November 2005 (2005) … Himself
 
2006 Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud (TV movie)
Narrator (voice)
 
2006 The F Word (TV series documentary)
Himself
Episode #2.8 (2006) … Himself
 
2006 The Prince's Trust 30th Birthday: Live (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2006 Petrolheads (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.6 (2006) … Himself
 
2006 Death by Excess (TV mini-series documentary)
Himself - Narrator
Rock Goddesses (2006) … Himself - Narrator (voice)
 
2006 Comedy Connections (TV series documentary)
Himself
The Fast Show (2006) … Himself
 
2005 Red Hot Poker (video)
Himself
 
2005 Heads Up with Richard Herring (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.2 (2005) … Himself
 
2005 Greatest TV Comedy Moments (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2005 All-Star Poker Challenge (TV series)
Himself
Heat Four (2005) … Himself
 
2005 Britain's 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2005 Comic Relief: Red Nose Night Live 05 (TV movie)
Himself
 
2005 Comic Relief Does University Challenge (TV movie)
Himself
 
2005 The Comedians' Comedian (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2003 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy (TV series)
Himself (Series 1)
 
2003 The British Comedy Awards 2003 (TV movie)
Himself
 
2003 The Terry and Gaby Show (TV series)
Himself
Episode dated 24 October 2003 (2003) … Himself
 
2003 Comedy from Merton to Enfield (TV series documentary)
Himself
Stephen Fry (2003) … Himself
Paul Whitehouse (2003) … Himself
 
2003 Comic Relief 2003: The Big Hair Do (TV movie)
Himself
 
2003 Cold Feet: The Final Call (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2003 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (TV series)
Himself
Episode #2.6 (2003) … Himself
 
2002 2002 Top of the Pops Awards (TV special)
Presenter
 
2001 I Love Christmas (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2001 The British Comedy Awards 2001 (TV special)
Himself
 
2001 I Love 1990's (TV series documentary)
Himself
I Love 1990 (2001) … Himself
 
2001 The South Bank Show (TV series documentary)
Himself
Steve Coogan (2001) … Himself
 
2001 Live Talk (TV series documentary)
Himself
Episode #2.10 (2001) … Himself
 
2000 Don't Panic! The Dad's Army Story (TV documentary)
Himself
 
2000 The Priory (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.10 (2000) … Himself
 
1999 Casting Couch (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.6 (1999) … Himself
 
1999 It's Only TV... But I Like It (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.1 (1999) … Himself
 
1999 Comic Relief: The Record Breaker (TV movie)
Himself
 
1999 Late Lunch (TV series)
Himself
Episode #2.18 (1999) … Himself
 
1997 Never Mind the Buzzcocks (TV series)
Himself
Episode #1.8 (1997) … Himself
 
1996 Shooting Stars (TV series)
Himself
Episode #2.12 (1996) … Himself
Xmas Shooting Stars (1996) … Himself
 
1992 The Word (TV series)
Himself
Episode #3.5 (1992) … Himself
 
1991 The Happening (TV movie)
Himself
 
Show ShowArchive Footage (5 titles)
2010 The Big Fat Quiz of the Year (TV movie)
Himself (uncredited)
 
2009 Stars on the Street (TV documentary)
Jesse Chadwick (uncredited)
 
2008 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases (TV documentary)
Louis Balfour (uncredited)
 
2007 100 Greatest Stand-Ups (TV documentary)
Bernard Righton
 
2001 The Sketch Show Story
Himself/Various Characters
 

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Personal Details

Other Works:

(2004) Plays the drums in the music promo for Michelle Lawson - Beautiful Thing (2004). See more »

Publicity Listings:

2 Interviews  | See more »

Alternate Names:

John Patrick-Thomson | John Thompson | John Patrick Thomson

Height:

5' 9" (1.75 m)
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Did You Know?

Personal Quote:

I'm getting sick of playing chubby losers. It would be nice to play an action hero in a vest. See more »

Trivia:

Has a 3 year old daughter Olivia with wife Samantha. See more »