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John Swartzwelder

John Swartzwelder was born on November 16, 1950 in the USA as John Joseph Swartzwelder. He is known for his work on The Simpsons (1989), The Simpsons Movie (2007) and Saturday Night Live (1975). See full bio »

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Won 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 4 nominations. See more awards »

Known For

The Simpsons
The Simpsons Miscellaneous Crew
(1990-2003)
The Simpsons Movie
(2007)
Saturday Night Live
(1985-1986)
Pistol Pete
Pistol Pete Writer
(1996)

Filmography

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  The Simpsons (TV Series) (consultant - 208 episodes, 1994 - 2003) (story editor - 24 episodes, 1990 - 1991) (post production supervisor - 1 episode, 2000)
- The Fat and the Furriest (2003) ... (consultant)
- The Regina Monologues (2003) ... (consultant)
- The President Wore Pearls (2003) ... (consultant)
- My Mother the Carjacker (2003) ... (consultant)
- Treehouse of Horror XIV (2003) ... (consultant - as Triple Admiral John Swartzwelder)
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 2007 The Simpsons Movie (screenplay)
  The Simpsons (TV Series) (written by - 58 episodes, 1990 - 2003) (teleplay by - 1 episode, 1996)
- The Regina Monologues (2003) ... (written by)
- Treehouse of Horror XIV (2003) ... (written by - as Triple Admiral John Swartzwelder)
- Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington (2003) ... (written by)
- The Frying Game (2002) ... (written by)
- The Sweetest Apu (2002) ... (written by)
 1996 Pistol Pete (TV Movie)
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 1996 Pistol Pete (TV Movie) (executive producer)
  The Simpsons (TV Series) (producer - 47 episodes, 1992 - 1994) (co-producer - 23 episodes, 1991 - 1992)
- Lisa's Rival (1994) ... (producer)
- Bart of Darkness (1994) ... (producer)
- Secrets of a Successful Marriage (1994) ... (producer)
- Lady Bouvier's Lover (1994) ... (producer)
- The Boy Who Knew Too Much (1994) ... (producer)
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  The Simpsons (TV Series) (writer - 6 episodes, 1993 - 2017) (lyrics - 4 episodes, 1993 - 2017)
- Pork and Burns (2017) ... (lyrics: "Spider Pig" - uncredited) / (writer: "Spider Pig" - uncredited)
- Puffless (2015) ... (lyrics: "Spider Pig" - uncredited) / (writer: "Spider Pig" - uncredited)
- All Singing, All Dancing (1998) ... (lyrics: "Send in the Clowns", "We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)" - uncredited) / (writer: "The Monorail Song" - uncredited)
- The Day the Violence Died (1996) ... (writer: "The Amendment Song")
- Homer the Great (1995) ... (writer: "We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)")
 2007 The Simpsons Movie (lyrics: "Spider Pig", "Springfield Anthem") / (writer: "Spider Pig", "Springfield Anthem")
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 1985-1986 Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Police Officer / Soldier / Reporter / ...
- Oprah Winfrey/Joe Jackson (1986) ... Police Officer (uncredited)
- Jay Leno/The Neville Brothers (1986) ... Soldier (uncredited)
- Harry Dean Stanton/The Replacements (1986) ... Reporter / Cowboy (uncredited)
- John Lithgow/Mr. Mister (1985) ... Sailor (uncredited)
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 1996 The Simpsons (TV Series) (song - 1 episode)
- The Day the Violence Died (1996) ... (song: Lyric by)
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  The Simpsons (TV Series) (acknowledgement - 1 episode, 1994) (acknowledgment - 1 episode, 1993)
- Another Simpson Clip Show (1994) ... (acknowledgement: writing contribution)
- So It Has Come to This: The Simpsons Clip Show (1993) ... (acknowledgment: writing contribution)
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Alternate Names:

Scary John Swartzwelder | Spooky John Swartzwelder | Triple Admiral John Swartzwelder

Height:

6' 5" (1.96 m)
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Trivia:

He used to be a fixture in the writer's room of The Simpsons (1989), but ceased coming in when smoking was banned in the writer's room and thereafter submitted his scripts by driving up and handing them in from his car window. See more »

Star Sign:

Scorpio

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