They say, 'When life gives you lemons, make some lemonade.' Well, when life throws me a lemon, I use it to make a fine glass of OJ to enjoy with my breakfast sandwich...my big Breakfast Sandwich of Life.
A good friend of mine once told me, 'Life is like a game of Go Fish; you can keep on fishin and fishin, but you ain't never gonna get them four aces.' But he never realized that I keep three kings and a jack in my pocket.