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Re: @dieatwoord album - it is a good yikes. I

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Listening to @dieantwoord's new album -- yikes

(4 hours ago )

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RT @ladybirdj: Words Women Hate #3WordsWomenHate

(8 hours ago )

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OK STOP!! Thanks for all your q's tonight, but this relationship is over. It's not me, It's you. xx

(1 February 2012 3:31 PM, PST )

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RT @thelibrarybook: @serafinowicz Who did come first, the chicken or the egg? #PSQA The farmer :(

(1 February 2012 3:27 PM, PST )

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RT @polifables: @serafinowicz "What's the relationship between matter and antimatter?" #PSQA Why, what's the matter?

(1 February 2012 3:20 PM, PST )

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RT @crodwell: @serafinowicz If twos company and threes a crowd what's four? #PSQA Two companies.

(1 February 2012 3:18 PM, PST )

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RT @ohyesitssteffi: @serafinowicz do horses experience orgasm? #PSQA Neigh. :(

(1 February 2012 3:17 PM, PST )

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RT @lapine403: @serafinowicz What do men find romantic? #PSQA Softcore.

(1 February 2012 3:14 PM, PST )

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RT @CarlHehehe: What's the most romantic city? #PSQA MegaParis

(1 February 2012 3:12 PM, PST )

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RT @TheStewClark: @serafinowicz Does phone sex work? #PSQA No. I USED to do phone sex work.

(1 February 2012 3:11 PM, PST )

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RT @igachagaiga: @serafinowicz What would you recommend for a long distance relationship? #PSQA Long genitals.

(1 February 2012 3:06 PM, PST )

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RT @RayCWilliams: @serafinowicz Why do birds suddenly appear? #PSQA Bad editing.

(1 February 2012 3:05 PM, PST )

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RT @marksemczyszyn: @serafinowicz What was the relationship between Batman & Robin? #PSQA Batty.

(1 February 2012 3:04 PM, PST )

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RT @Schmoejojojo: ≈ Is romance dead? #PSQA No, you're thinking of necromance.

(1 February 2012 3:02 PM, PST )

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RT @drewalmighty: What happened on the 1st Valentines Day? #PSQA A baby found a bow and arrow, and some Viagra.

(1 February 2012 3:01 PM, PST )

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RT @RachaelEvans: @serafinowicz what's the point of valentines day? #PSQA Cupid's arousal.

(1 February 2012 3:00 PM, PST )

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RT @Paco4114: What is a golden anniversary ? #PSQA It occurs when a couple have urinated on each other for 50 years.

(1 February 2012 2:56 PM, PST )

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RT @stu_20: @serafinowicz why do girls play mind games in relationships? #PSQA They are paid to by pharmaceutical companies.

(1 February 2012 2:54 PM, PST )

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RT @Alejandrobot: @serafinowicz Why do women fake orgasms? #PSQASo they can use the term 'forgerygasms'

(1 February 2012 2:50 PM, PST )

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RT @ElmoDelmo86: @serafinowicz What's the best way to win a girls heart? #PSQA Hospital Lottery

(1 February 2012 2:46 PM, PST )

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RT @Coupamania: @serafinowicz do imaginary relationships last? #PSQA I think so.

(1 February 2012 2:46 PM, PST )

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RT @cupking11: @serafinowicz Who did Adam and Eve's children date? #PSQA I think they two-timed the snake.

(1 February 2012 2:46 PM, PST )

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Nothing rhymes with nothing.

(30 January 2012 9:31 AM, PST )

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RT @arnettwill: Tix on sale NOW for The Secret Policeman's Ball! See @Coldplay @rustyrockets @reggiewatts and more in NYC http://t.co/tr

(30 January 2012 7:42 AM, PST )

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@RebeccaGillie It could be anywhere, I think it's a wireless hotpot.

(30 January 2012 7:42 AM, PST )

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This game has now sold over 500 million copies. http://t.co/LOSHCCVB

(30 January 2012 6:11 AM, PST )

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RT @ThePCCLondon: BRING @timheidecker & @ericwareheim’s B$M TO THE PCC! Let them know you want it to happen | FB: http://t.co/Vek3KO88 #

(30 January 2012 5:04 AM, PST )

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Finally got round to reading Simon Gray's The Smoking Diaries. What a master of language he was, and so funny too.

(30 January 2012 4:13 AM, PST )

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RT @deanlorey: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT new season http://t.co/SEIxxAHr

(29 January 2012 2:49 PM, PST )

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RT @JoshMalina: I'm sure that War Horse is good, but it's really stealing media focus from my film Peace Slug.

(29 January 2012 1:12 PM, PST )

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@boxxyman thank you!

(29 January 2012 6:59 AM, PST )

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RT @Glinner: Twitter's brilliant move. (To be fair to the #twitterblackout people, the initial announcement could have been clearer) htt

(29 January 2012 12:26 AM, PST )

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Good morning.

(29 January 2012 12:17 AM, PST )

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RT @lazy_liam: @serafinowicz What is the green gunk in my eye after I sleep? #PSQA "Hulk sorry."

(28 January 2012 5:04 PM, PST )

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RT @Spudsonfire: @serafinowicz does Jack Bauer nap during the adverts? #PSQA He hibernates.

(28 January 2012 5:01 PM, PST )

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RT @jamesromeanes: @serafinowicz How can I stop snoring? #PSQA Wake up.

(28 January 2012 4:56 PM, PST )

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RT @thehenwood: @serafinowicz why can't I sleep? #PSQA Because of the old man you murdered.

(28 January 2012 4:53 PM, PST )

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RT @joejoejoeyeah: @serafinowicz what happebs if you eat too much cheese before bedtime?#PSQA I think it already happebed.

(28 January 2012 4:49 PM, PST )

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RT @richieA01: @serafinowicz what do u count to help u go to sleep? #PSQA Sleeping pills.

(28 January 2012 4:44 PM, PST )

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RT @andresperretti: @serafinowicz wich side is better to sleep on? #PSQA The 'upper' side.

(28 January 2012 4:43 PM, PST )

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RT @IGWebster1986: @serafinowicz What is Horlicks? #PSQA Never mind the Horlicks.

(28 January 2012 4:42 PM, PST )

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RT @TheBobbyHarris: @serafinowicz worst thing to wake up to? #PSQA Reality.

(28 January 2012 4:41 PM, PST )

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Thanks @Garpini: I have chosen your suggestion Sleep. Ask me your sleep questions, tag them #PSQA. Begin!

(28 January 2012 4:37 PM, PST )

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I will shortly answer your questions. Could you please suggest a theme? Kindly tag #PSQA

(28 January 2012 4:32 PM, PST )

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Hi twitter.

(28 January 2012 4:29 PM, PST )

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Usually I have a hard-off.

(28 January 2012 9:36 AM, PST )

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@Chobr nice!!

(28 January 2012 9:31 AM, PST )

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At American restaurants I like to order an appetizer, an entree, then a de-appetizer.

(28 January 2012 9:30 AM, PST )

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At restaurants I like to order a starter, then a main course, then a stopper.

(28 January 2012 9:25 AM, PST )

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RT @robdelaney: "Probably why I'm so good at it is BECAUSE I MYSELF AM A DOG!!!" http://t.co/gu0q1sAO

(28 January 2012 9:11 AM, PST )

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RT @reggiewatts: Hey Helsinki anyone coming to the show tonight that has a small reverb pedal I could borrow and a sustain pedal for my

(28 January 2012 8:58 AM, PST )

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@Tess no thanks.

(28 January 2012 8:12 AM, PST )

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If you missed this RT @flidby: @serafinowicz's Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Pledge http://t.co/UmrLUFZc

(28 January 2012 7:53 AM, PST )

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RT @MrBButterfield: Loving the zombie font ITV are using for the FA Cup #zombiefontfacup

(28 January 2012 5:47 AM, PST )

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RT @ActualBenMiller: So the animation @flidby made with me and @xanderarmstrong is up at http://t.co/wFy367Pn

(28 January 2012 4:56 AM, PST )

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Today's Farts: Cloudy

(28 January 2012 2:47 AM, PST )

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Before there was a hole in the ozone layer, it was the ozne layer.

(27 January 2012 4:38 PM, PST )

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Just back from seeing the Entertainist himself @chillygonzales at the Soho Theatre. Don't miss him next week if you're in London!

(27 January 2012 4:26 PM, PST )

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Had a very productive day writing the @mrbbutterfield movie.

(27 January 2012 10:18 AM, PST )

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#FF @secretpoliceman

(27 January 2012 9:01 AM, PST )

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RT @timheidecker: reedit AUSA in 15 mins guys. (for those who know what I'm talking about)

(27 January 2012 8:46 AM, PST )

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Make her frown, turn her upside-down #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile

(27 January 2012 8:39 AM, PST )

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Electrical stimulation of facial muscles #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile

(27 January 2012 8:35 AM, PST )

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RT @MrBButterfield: Wish her best of luck and good luck #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile

(27 January 2012 8:31 AM, PST )

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RT @secretpoliceman: SPB line-up confirmed! @Coldplay @TheDailyShow @StephenAtHome @rustyrockets @MumfordOfficial @reggiewatts 4th March

(27 January 2012 8:10 AM, PST )

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Today's Farts: Trombone

(27 January 2012 2:45 AM, PST )

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Good morning!

(27 January 2012 12:37 AM, PST )

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RT @MagnetReleasing: Peter Serafinowicz Takes the Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Pledge http://t.co/6I5FA0gH

(26 January 2012 1:33 PM, PST )

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The devil is in the deta666ils.

(26 January 2012 1:07 PM, PST )

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@2Boost yup. I know.

(26 January 2012 10:57 AM, PST )

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Not only do I have Alzheimer's, the doctor also said I have Alzheimer's.

(26 January 2012 10:56 AM, PST )

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RT @unklerupert: Unfortunate positioning of promotional text in Waitrose front window http://t.co/NQD8Encl /via @wells0111

(26 January 2012 4:58 AM, PST )

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I do find women sexier if they've shaved their breasts.

(26 January 2012 4:51 AM, PST )

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RT @MrBButterfield: Wishing everybody in Australia and Australians everywhere a happy Australia Day! http://t.co/Yui7IvXP

(26 January 2012 2:24 AM, PST )

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If God really exists, why doesn't he just

(26 January 2012 2:06 AM, PST )

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For those unfamiliar with @reggiewatts: http://t.co/jLHp7VGA Don't miss out Europe! http://t.co/84nMrJsh

(26 January 2012 12:21 AM, PST )

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Euro pals: the indescribable @reggiewatts is playing Helsinki, Stockholm, Copenhagen and Berlin this week! http://t.co/84nMrJsh

(26 January 2012 12:04 AM, PST )

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Tomorrow? #PSQA

(25 January 2012 3:23 PM, PST )

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Ah it seems my twitter stream isn't working properly, missing huge chunks of replies, I can't do a #PSQA under these conditions. So sorry.

(25 January 2012 3:22 PM, PST )

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Not very inspired by these #psqa suggestions

(25 January 2012 3:12 PM, PST )

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Shortly I will answer your questions on a theme, can you suggest one? Please tag #PSQA

(25 January 2012 3:04 PM, PST )

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hi twitter.

(25 January 2012 2:46 PM, PST )

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Tried some of those new refrigerated laxatives today. Pretty cool shit.

(24 January 2012 3:35 PM, PST )

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@MaxTundra @Glinner @bengoldacre @Rustie my all-time faves: Boards of Canada

(24 January 2012 10:32 AM, PST )

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Today's Farts: Paternal

(24 January 2012 7:49 AM, PST )

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"And the award for Best Slash goes to... (opens card) for the nineteenth year, Forward Slash."

(24 January 2012 5:29 AM, PST )

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Not only does life owe me a living, there's also the interest.

(24 January 2012 4:20 AM, PST )

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Despite their name, Cheerios look pretty nihilistic

(23 January 2012 10:54 PM, PST )

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Just got back from @reggiewatts show. Can't describe how brilliant it was. Thank you, people of Jupiter, for sending your king to us.

(23 January 2012 4:50 PM, PST )

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Quad-Core Apple Found In Radioactive Orchard

(23 January 2012 8:24 AM, PST )

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RT @petermolydeux: Imagine if paying bills were to be incorporated into an online videogame

(23 January 2012 6:54 AM, PST )

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RT @ashens: You know that SOPA thing? Well there's a far more dangerous international law - ACTA - being promoted. http://t.co/lYAwR2Sh

(23 January 2012 4:59 AM, PST )

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"What am I, chopped liver?" ~ Chopped Liver

(23 January 2012 4:13 AM, PST )

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@jgarlin John wrote that just after they found his monkey.

(22 January 2012 9:41 AM, PST )

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Genuine LOL at this video for LMFAO's Party Rock http://t.co/QYRwY8xA (via @gizmodo)

(22 January 2012 9:40 AM, PST )

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Welcome to London @reggiewatts!

(22 January 2012 8:59 AM, PST )

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Today is Dead Bacteria Remembrance Day.

(22 January 2012 12:39 AM, PST )

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Watching "Why Idiots Aren't Rich" on Channel 4

(21 January 2012 1:24 PM, PST )

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Brilliant! “@mr_hopkinson: In case you haven't seen this yet: http://t.co/KOZWJOX0 #KeyAndPeele”

(21 January 2012 8:08 AM, PST )

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