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[on the bestseller 'Tuesdays with Morrie']: I realized the guy who wrote that book only spent one day a week with Morrie. If he'd spent more time with Morrie he'd realize that by Wednesday Morrie would've run out of things to say, and by Friday you'd want to strangle the guy.
Graduated from Middlebury College in Vermont, where he often faxed jokes to Norm MacDonald
to use on
Saturday Night Live
's "Weekly World Update".