| Carmi | (2000 - present) (separated) |
| Judy Tenuta | (8 August 1988 - ?) (divorced) |
Falsetto voice
Attended Downers Grove South High School in Downers Grove, Illinois.
I'm a great lover... I bet
...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two carts and coupons for every item. They are all paying by check. None of them have ID. It's the checkout girl's first day on the job. She doesn't speak any English. Take away fifteen minutes from that, and you begin to get an idea of what eternity is.
(2000) Touring comedy clubs, with dates listed on emophilips.com
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