Named Minister of Culture of the Conch Republic (Key West).
Once sailed a 100-year-old wooden sailboat named "Romance" from Spain
to the Caribbean to civilization-free remote islands in Tahiti;
"Romance" promptly fell apart upon reaching its destination.
Has worked as a trapeze artist, child actor, free-fall parachutist, and professional stuntman.
Was born into the well-known "Flying Monticellos" circus act.