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Selena Gomez’s “Fifty Shades Of Blue” And 5 Other Parodies That Make The Movie No Longer Necessary
22 May 2012 11:41 AM, PDT | TheFabLife - Movies | See recent TheFabLife - Movies news »
Fifty Shades of Blue with Selena Gomez from Selena Gomez
A more cynical writer (or less indulgent reader) might say this marks the moment that 50 Shades of Grey — or, more accurately, making fun of Fifty Shades of Grey — jumped the shark. Selena Gomez and Nick Kroll have made a Funny or Die video in which the teen queen fantasizes about her gross house painter as a result of reading a little too much E.L. James. But I’m not going to say that, because I have laughed at Every Single One of these, and I’m showing no signs of tiring of the topic. Comedians of the world, you may still keep these parodies coming, for our appetite is as insatiable as Anastasia Steele’s. What I do fear is that by the time they get around to actually making the real movie, we won’t be able to take it seriously in the least. »
- Sabrina Rojas Weiss
Watch: Kristen Stewart & Charlize Theron Read 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'
21 May 2012 3:08 PM, PDT | Huffington Post | See recent Huffington Post news »
Sorry Twi-hards. Looks like even your Twilight" girl crush Kristen Stewart has "Fifty Shades of Grey"-fever.
In an interview with MTV, the cast of "Snow White and the Huntsman," including Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth and Sam Claflin, gave their best dramatic readings from the erotic text. Poor Hemsworth looked like he wanted to be anywhere but in that chair reading "Fifty Shades of Grey." At first glance of the novel he shouted, "I'm not even touching that!"
Sadly for him, he did, but he didn't get very far before recoiling in fear and closing the book. Looks like Hemsworth won't be playing Christian Grey any time soon. In case you're not familiar with "Fifty Shades of Grey", the novel was originally penned as "Twilight" bondage erotica. However, Stewart surprisingly admitted that she was eager to read it herself.
Claflin, too, reveled in the idea of reading the adult material, »
- The Huffington Post
'Fifty Shades of Grey' narrated by Gilbert Gottfried: Nsfw video
18 May 2012 1:09 PM, PDT | EW.com - PopWatch | See recent EW.com - PopWatch news »
Gilbert Gottfried is narrating the novel you’re desperately hoping your mom isn’t reading – Fifty Shades of Grey.
To be fair, the Nsfw clip is a joke, and a pretty funny one at that, but I I could go my whole life without hearing Grey’s raunchiest lines narrated in Gottfried’s nails-on-chalkboard voice.
Check out — and get ready to cringe at — Gottfried’s narration below:
If the comedian hasn’t ruined the sexy-time fun for you, let’s daydream together. The official audiobook was released last month, as narrated by Becca Battoe. But if there were going to »
- Erin Strecker
Gilbert Gottfried + Fifty Shades Of Grey = The Only Way To Make This Whole Thing Grosser
18 May 2012 8:30 AM, PDT | BestWeekEver | See recent BestWeekEver news »
Did you already think it was kind of cringe-inducing that everyone and their horny mom has been atwitter about their number one favorite book of all time Fifty Shades Of Grey, but yet somehow manging to talk about it like it isn’t explicating a book to masturbate to? Okay, now imagine that same scenario, except with Gilbert Gottfried shrieking the word “clitoris” in your ear while you’re at the gym. Did everything below the waist go numb? Are you sort of okay with that? (Jest via TheDailyWhat) »
- Halle Kiefer
Thn’s Top 10 Disney Movies: Part 2
5 May 2012 3:07 AM, PDT | The Hollywood News | See recent The Hollywood News news »
To celebrate the release of the legendary Beauty And The Beast in 3D, Thn is taking a look back at the very best Disney films of all time. To appease the purists, we have omitted any joint productions with Pixar (we need to give the others a fighting chance, after all). There is a multitude of cinematic greats in The House of Mouse, and we have found the diamonds in the rough. Numbers 10 – 6 can be found here, below you will find the top five.
So why don’t you just ruminate, whilst we illuminate the possibilities.
5. Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Here it is. The movie whose return to the cinema we are celebrating at Thn. It will no doubt dazzle in 3D but even with a mere two dimensions, it is a magically romantic spectacle. We all know the story, let’s get down to what makes it so glorious. »
- John Sharp
Jon Chattman: Adam Yauch's Passing -- Yet Another Example of How I Want My MTV... Back
4 May 2012 1:07 PM, PDT | Aol TV. | See recent Aol TV. news »
It was April 5, 1994. I had just gotten home from high school, and was playing a video game while listening to late great New York alt-rock and new wave station Wdre when the deejay broke in to say a body had been found in Kurt Cobain's home. As the story unfolded, I quickly shut off the video game and turned MTV on. Within minutes, Kurt Loder came on with a special report to break the news of the Nirvana frontman's suicide. Loder -- the voice of my generation in many ways -- remained on the air with industry pros discussing Cobain's legacy and the importance of his music. It eased some of the pain of the artist's death by simply listening and watching the coverage. We need that today, and we're not getting it. MTV used to make music news, cover it, and sometimes break it. It hasn't done that for decades, »
- Jon Chattman
'Ninja Turtles' Reboot: Casting The Party Dudes
3 April 2012 9:00 AM, PDT | MTV Splash Page | See recent MTV Splash Page news »
After a way too long break, Secret Identity is back! Tune in every week as we cast your favorite superheroes and comic book characters for their very own big screen adventures.
Up first in our reboot of the series: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, despite all protests to the contrary, this movie is happening, minus the Teenage and the Mutant. If this alien-refocused reboot is going to happen anyway, might as well put some positive energy into the universe with casting suggestions, right?
To that end, here are our picks for casting Michael Bay and Jonathan Liebesman's planned "Ninja Turtles."
"Turtles" Part 1: The Motion-Capture
As much as I'd like this to be a mostly live-action, costume and practical effects heavy affair, I just don't see that happening, or else I'd recommend Doug Jones for every role. Likewise, it's tempting to suggest Andy Serkis for all of the Turtles' motion capture, »
- Josh Wigler
Most Heartbreaking April Fools' Movie News Scoops (2012)
1 April 2012 10:10 AM, PDT | The Movie Pool | See recent The Movie Pool news »
It's that magical time of the year again when everyone and their dog does everything in their power to lie to you. Yep, it's April Fools' and media outlets all over the web are trying to dupe their readers. Not us here at Tmp (as far as I know...), instead we like to help our readers decipher the pranks (though many are pretty easy to figure out).
For movie buffs, you might as well count this day as a loss for any kind of real news. Thankfully April Fools' fell on a Sunday this year, so there's not as much real news to get mixed up with any way. The reason it's such a pain in the ass is that sometimes the April Fool's news pranks are really awesome, or something fans have been wanting to hear about for a while. Or the news is so infuriating that it leaves fans angry and heartbroken. »
- feeds@themoviepool.com (Jordan Maison)
Exclusive: Jim Norton Talks Comedy & Politics
30 March 2012 10:54 AM, PDT | Huffington Post | See recent Huffington Post news »
Comedian Jim Norton doesn't beat around the bush when it comes to his opinions. A veteran stand-up and radio host with a notorious chip on his shoulder, Norton's humor often lies in his utter disgust in the state of culture, politics and more.
I had the chance to sit down with Norton at Caroline's on Broadway and get his take on the Gop candidates, the biggest stories in comedy and whether or not he thinks a comedian would make a good president.
Norton shared some hilarious (read: Nsfw) material on Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney before commenting on the hot, new "Louis C.K." model of distributing stand-up specials directly to fans online (Jim Gaffigan and Aziz Ansari have recently jumped on the bandwagon).
Norton also gave us his take on the issue of comedians like Tracy Morgan, Katt Williams and Gilbert Gottfried apologizing for things said in stand-up acts and on Twitter. »
- Katla McGlynn
Bill Maher: Mitt Romney 'The Least Interesting Man In The World'
24 March 2012 12:48 PM, PDT | Huffington Post | See recent Huffington Post news »
In the wake of the Rush Limbaugh/ Sandra Fluke controversy (and Maher himself having fallen under similar scrutiny last year) on Friday night's "Real Time," Bill Maher argued that without outrageous comments by media figures, we'd all be a nation of bland, "Mitt Romneys."
Echoing his recent New York Times op-ed, Maher joked that "If it weren't for throwing conniption fits, we wouldn't get any exercise at all. Cting the recent scandals of Tracy Morgan, Don Imus, Gilbert Gottfried and Ashton Kutcher, he offered a solution to the public outcry:
"Here's a crazy idea: if you see or hear something you don't like in the media, just go on with your life!"
Maher briefly commented directly on his and Limbaugh's gaffes, saying that he finds the conservative talk show host "obnoxious" but is able to co-exist with him by not listening to his program. He also hypothesized that humans pay »
- The Huffington Post
Bill Maher: Mitt Romney 'The Least Interesting Man In The World'
24 March 2012 9:52 AM, PDT | Aol TV. | See recent Aol TV. news »
In the wake of the Rush Limbaugh/ Sandra Fluke controversy (and Maher himself having fallen under similar scrutiny last year) on Friday night's "Real Time," Bill Maher argued that without outrageous comments by media figures, we'd all be a nation of bland, "Mitt Romneys."
Echoing his recent New York Times op-ed, Maher joked that "If it weren't for throwing conniption fits, we wouldn't get any exercise at all. Cting the recent scandals of Tracy Morgan, Don Imus, Gilbert Gottfried and Ashton Kutcher, he offered a solution to the public outcry:
"Here's a crazy idea: if you see or hear something you don't like in the media, just go on with your life!"
Maher briefly commented directly on his and Limbaugh's gaffes, saying that he finds the conservative talk show host "obnoxious" but is able to co-exist with him by not listening to his program. He also hypothesized that humans pay »
- The Huffington Post
Video: What We’ve Learned About Jenna Maroney’s Celebrity-Studded Past on 30 Rock
15 March 2012 11:00 AM, PDT | Vulture | See recent Vulture news »
30 Rock's Jenna Maroney is anything but subtle. Each week the self-centered star co-star of The Girlie Show Tgs With Tracy Jordan unapologetically begs for attention to prove how not D-list she is, even though she's lucky to be on the D-list on a good day. After a close watching of six seasons of her mentally unstable boasting, we've learned a lot about her star-studded past, including her famous buddies (Gilbert Gottfried! O.J. Simpson! Charlie from "Charlie Bit My Finger!"), her nemeses (Raven-Symoné, Gina Gershon, and that woman from the Progressive commercials), and former sexual partners (Tony Shalhoub, Roseanne and Tom Arnold, and two Backstreet Boys.) But we're particularly interested in Jenna's on-and-off romance with Mickey Rourke: Sure, he's not a look-alike, but we still think there's a spark there that hasn't yet been entirely extinguished. »
- Sarah Frank
'American Idol' on the scene: Top 12 girls sing, one contestant has an insanely good time, and Randy earns the audience's respect
1 March 2012 2:45 AM, PST | EW.com - PopWatch | See recent EW.com - PopWatch news »
Hello, Idoldome. Hello, John. This is the third season of American Idol that I’ve covered in person, and by now the Idoldome — EW’s nickname for the Idol studio at L.A.’s CBS Television City — is sort of like a second home to me. Except my second home has gone and remodeled itself. The most noticeable difference between last year’s set and Idoldome 2012 is the size of the audience, which has been cut roughly in half. As a result, the noise level has been reduced from “airplane taking off” to “Gilbert Gottfried.”
The stage itself is larger, »
- John Young
Rainn Wilson apologizes for 'rape' Tweet, calls it 'poorly conceived'
21 February 2012 1:59 PM, PST | Pop2it | See recent Pop2it news »
It's become abundantly clear that celebrities should stay away from Twitter. In an attempt to be clever or opinionated, they usually end up saying something dumb. The latest person to do this is "The Office" star Rainn Wilson.
On Monday (Feb. 20), Wilson writes on the 140-character social media site, "If I ever date raped I would want it to be to 'Whole Lotta Love' by Led Zepplin." He has since taken the post down, but not before hearing it from some of his 2.9 million Twitter followers.
Wilson got the message. On Tuesday (Feb. 21), he apologizes, saying, "Apparently my poorly conceived date-rape tweet upset a lot of folks. Not a good topic to joke about. Sorry & won't do that again."
Wilson joins a long line of celebs - including Ashton Kutcher, Roland Martin, Gilbert Gottfried and Orlando Jones - who have said ill-conceived things on Twitter only to apologize soon after. »
- editorial@zap2it.com
White Collar Season 3 Episode 14 Review: Save The Blues For The Symphony
8 February 2012 7:05 PM, PST | BuzzFocus.com | See recent BuzzFocus.com news »
Episode 314: Pulling Strings
After Elizabeth (Tiffani Thiessen) was kidnapped at the mid-season break and catching a criminal in last week’s episode, Peter Burke (Tim DeKay) deserved a vacation weekend–but it was no picnic in the Central Park. That left Neal Caffrey (Matt Bomer) in the capable hands of Diana Barrigan (Marsha Thomason) and his ex-girlfriend, Sara Ellis (Hilarie Burton) who specifically asked for Neal’s help as she was running her own investigation of Bryan McKenzie, her boss at Sterling Bosch.
We learned a little bit of Sara’s past as her fling with Neal was a rebound relationship off of break-up where she broke off an engagement with McKenzie when he was arrested in Beijing. When they searched McKenzie’s place there were an awful lot of pictures of Sara and Bryan. Neal wasn’t the only one withholding information in that relationship.
With Sara and Diana running point, »
- Ernie Estrella
Batman Mr. Potato Head is the toy Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now
6 February 2012 12:20 PM, PST | EW.com - PopWatch | See recent EW.com - PopWatch news »
It’s simple: We eat the Batman.
From the minds that brought you Darth Tater, Elvis the Spud King, and this hellish nightmare comes the newest in a long line of pop culture-themed Mr. Potato Heads: Batspud!
The defender of Gotham comes complete with batarang, utility belt, and a permanent Gilbert Gottfried facial expression. And because this model ties in to The Dark Knight Rises, the Batsuit is noticeably (and thankfully) sans nipples.
You can purchase the toy online for $17.99 and, in no time at all, your 3-year-old will be making guttural noises and screaming, “Where Is She?!” for a fortnight, »
- Marc Snetiker
Paul Brittain Leaves 'Saturday Night Live'
31 January 2012 10:03 AM, PST | Huffington Post | See recent Huffington Post news »
Sources close to "Saturday Night Live" have have confirmed to The Huffington Post that Paul Brittain, best known for his characters Lord Wyndemere and "Sex" Ed Vincent, has left "Saturday Night Live."
Brittain made his first "SNL" appearance on September 25, 2010, on a show hosted by Amy Poehler. Brittain made his mark as a lead performer on October 23 when he introduced the character of "Sex" Ed Vincent -- a "sex education educator" who put on awkwardly dry, yet somewhat graphic sex seminars.
His other popular recurring role was as Lord Wyndemere, a fanciful 18th century-type scamp who lives in the present.
From an audience perspective, Brittain's role as a featured player on the show was sporadic. Brittain would sometimes go whole episodes without an appearance, although that isn't entirely uncommon for a second-year featured player.
What is rare is that Brittain would leave the show mid-season. In 1995, Janeane Garafalo left the »
- The Huffington Post
Law & Order: Svu Review: Hell is Other People
11 January 2012 10:50 PM, PST | TVfanatic | See recent TVfanatic news »
After a brief holiday hiatus, Svu returned with "Theatre Tricks," an episode that began with an interesting premise, although it concluded with a rather predictable resolution.
The complex plot about the betrayal of the young Meghan was dutifully performed by the all actors. However, while the episode tried to subvert our expectations by having Meghan's female roommate be the real criminal, it wasn't much of a surprise.
The story did have an excellent opening. As an avid fan of medieval literature, I enjoyed the use of Dante's Inferno for the innovative theater experience of "Nine Circles." At first, it did seem like a weird sex-club (not unusual for an Svu episode), but the scene quickly established the various "sets" of the circles of Hell as the masked audience members explored the theater space.
The rape itself conveyed the sense of horror and helplessness that Meghan must have felt, struggling against »
- tlopez@utk.edu (Teresa L.)
Morning Meme: Sandra Bernhard Isn't a Fan of Kathy Griffin, Jason Mraz Sings "I Won't Give Up," and "The Lion King Rises"
4 January 2012 6:22 AM, PST | AfterElton.com | See recent AfterElton.com news »
It would appear that David Beckham is more interested in keeping his family in Los Angeles than he is in whatever giant contract the European teams have offered him. I just like that with the warm L.A. weather he has little reason to wear clothing.
The studio has prevailed and Christopher Nolan is redoing the sound mix to make Bane easier to understand in The Dark Knight Rises. As long as they don't have Gilbert Gottfried redub the voice.
The Super Bowl advertising has sold out, with most spots going for $3.5 million/30seconds, but one spot went for a record $4 million. The car manufacturers are back with a vengeance this year, and a very high percentage of commercials will actually be 60-second super blocks rather than the traditional 30 seconds.
Matt Damon says that the time and place he was the happiest in his life was "In our bed, making our children, »
- lostinmiami
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