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“@colleen_byrne: @CraigyFerg Non-US viewers can watch the video on the Imagineers site: http://t.co/zCm47eyf”

(26 April 2012 12:26 PM, PDT )

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Another link to the Scotland video. http://t.co/OewxzJp7

(26 April 2012 12:05 PM, PDT )

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Sorry I haven't tweeted for a while - there was a new Angry Birds app. Also, I was doing this: http://t.co/Ard8709A

(26 April 2012 9:26 AM, PDT )

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RT @Chris_Gorham: As you start your Sunday at home, think of those who've lost theirs and donate to @RedCross . #Tornadoes

(4 March 2012 9:13 AM, PST )

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Hashtags missing from last tweet. #SeeWhatIDidThere #LeTitsNow

(4 March 2012 7:39 AM, PST )

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Ugh, I feel like Burt Reynolds - woke up covered in hair. My giant German Shepherd slept on top of my bed last night. So did my dog.

(4 March 2012 7:34 AM, PST )

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Just seen XMen 1st Class for the first time. I loved it when the mutants moved into Downton Abbey. #mrBatesisWolverine #justashairy

(3 March 2012 8:31 PM, PST )

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RT @scotlandgloamin: Scottish Highlands http://t.co/ZBZqjcnp

(3 March 2012 5:32 PM, PST )

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Rush makes me ashamed to be a middleaged white man and Kirk Cameron makes me ashamed to be a failed actor. We don't all think like that NoH8

(3 March 2012 5:04 PM, PST )

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“@mslesliebibb: Ahhh, just got home from a long ass day. Had the best time Thank you @CraigyFerg for another good time on ur couch! x”#code?

(2 March 2012 11:22 PM, PST )

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RT @michaelnaidus: Ooh la la! Apologies to those on East Coast for weird audio problems on tonight's show. Should be fixed on West Coast!

(2 March 2012 11:20 PM, PST )

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RT @joshrthompson: #TLLS w/ @CraigyFerg WINS http://t.co/L60qURFW's 'Best Variety Show' of 2011! Thanks to ALL who voted! http://t.co/qN

(1 March 2012 2:30 PM, PST )

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@jimmyfallon - He is a gay robot skeleton. #mycoworkeriscrazy

(29 February 2012 3:01 PM, PST )

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“@BadAstronomer: Tonight I'll be on @CraigyFerg! And that's not code. #ItsAGreatLeapDayForAmericaEverybody http://t.co/Md2adh01” #iscode

(29 February 2012 8:43 AM, PST )

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“@thomaslennon: Me and @CraigyFerg start a fire using only our butt cheeks on to tonight's Late Late Show.” friction burns but(t)worth it

(29 February 2012 8:42 AM, PST )

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Old MacDonald had a Farm #replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle #stupidtwitterhashtags #babytoymusicinmyhouse #eieio

(29 February 2012 8:07 AM, PST )

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This day last year it wasn't.

(29 February 2012 7:58 AM, PST )

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Smoke on the Water. #replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle #stupidtwitterhashtags

(29 February 2012 7:40 AM, PST )

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“@bridger_w: On tonight's @CraigyFerg, it's startling how much I look like Albert Nobbs. I'm gunning for you, Glenn Close.” True.

(27 February 2012 7:16 PM, PST )

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@fredmacaulay Hey Fred. Can you DM me? I have a proposition for you. #notcode. #wellmaybe

(27 February 2012 1:24 PM, PST )

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Reading @jonronson 's new book. He is extremely clever & entertaining. I see why Elaine Patterson (my schoolboy crush) married him #jealous

(24 February 2012 7:16 PM, PST )

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Just saw myself on VH1's "I Love the 80's" from about 10 years ago. Jeez, I've been creepy for a long long time. #humblebrag

(22 February 2012 10:04 PM, PST )

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Attention @annericeauthor fans! Her interview was great but long & I don't want to cut it so it's been moved to 3/19.You'll thank me later.

(22 February 2012 6:25 PM, PST )

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Look. I'll say it in English so we're all clear - Chuck Norris is a huge evil behind who can kick your sick ass so hard it's bad. #coldmeds

(22 February 2012 4:40 PM, PST )

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“@shiftyphil: @ArthurEssebag "Chuck Norris is a very great evil behind" according to google translate. Makes perfect sense to me!” Voila!

(22 February 2012 4:33 PM, PST )

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“@ArthurEssebag:. "Un tres grand mal derrière" ? Mean nothing in french...”Chuck Norris dude. Figure it out. #learnenglishontwitter

(22 February 2012 4:31 PM, PST )

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“@EldestDaughter: @CraigyFerg did you just essentially say chuck morons is a huge bad ass in French? Win.” Oui

(22 February 2012 4:19 PM, PST )

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“@Kyle_Burroughs: @craigyferg who is chuck norris?” Chuck Norris est un tres grand mal derrière #learnfrenchontwitter

(22 February 2012 4:16 PM, PST )

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“@ArthurEssebag: Craig Ferguson est un très Grand animateur.” Et Arthur est un petit chou.(cabbage or pastry) #learnfrenchontwitter

(22 February 2012 4:11 PM, PST )

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“@ArthurEssebag: Denzel Washington est un grand acteur.” Et Danny DeVito est un petit acteur. #learnfrenchontwitter

(22 February 2012 3:58 PM, PST )

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Just discovered my pal Lenny is THE Leonardo of Leonardo & Roberto's @gourmetblends. Best Balsamic I ever had in my mouth. #notcode #okmaybe

(22 February 2012 1:29 PM, PST )

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@BenDukes loves guitars grilled meat and America. He can also kick your ass. You should follow him just to make sure you know where he is.

(21 February 2012 11:28 AM, PST )

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“ we want an interview with the Latin singer @DulceMaria” I have no idea who this woman is but her spamming fans have made me hate her.

(21 February 2012 9:38 AM, PST )

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Ok. @pattonoswalt & everyone else. Await further instructions for #downtonabbey IHOP flashmob. Look for hashtag #classypancakes. #notreally.

(19 February 2012 10:23 PM, PST )

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@pattonoswalt Even better. A #downtonabbey flashmob in an IHOP.

(19 February 2012 10:17 PM, PST )

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@pattonoswalt Let's have a #downtonabbey cosplay night. I want to be the sexy dead Turkish dude from season 1 #probablydowagercountessthough

(19 February 2012 10:10 PM, PST )

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@pattonoswalt ok. But only call me "Pistols" when we are alone. Xxx

(19 February 2012 10:03 PM, PST )

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While we're at it. The Grey Poupon commercial > Downton Abbey. #gettingpeopleallriledupoverbullshit

(19 February 2012 9:57 PM, PST )

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The rage that my Hellboy/XMen tweet generated has taught me we are a nation divided. Let's all just agree Nazis are ghastly.#calmthefuckdown

(19 February 2012 9:28 PM, PST )

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Hellboy > XMen There I said it Let the chips fall as they may.

(19 February 2012 9:10 PM, PST )

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I'm 20 years clean and sober today. You're welcome law enforcement agencies.

(18 February 2012 11:21 AM, PST )

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Ack. I have a cold. Phlegm everywhere. Everything I say sounds Welsh.

(16 February 2012 5:41 PM, PST )

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I am not related to the Craig of the restaurant @craigsla but I wish I was cause this place is fantastic. #hopetheyseethis&gimmiefreefood

(15 February 2012 9:02 PM, PST )

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Hey. Louis CK started a thing. Now @JimGaffigan is doing it. They are bright, funny, smart, good men. I say back them. #myendorsementfor2012

(14 February 2012 9:39 PM, PST )

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RT @JimGaffigan: Dear Internet Friends, Inspired by the brilliant Louis CK, I have decided to debut my all-new hour stand-up special …

(14 February 2012 9:32 PM, PST )

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Betty White AND Joss Stone on the show tonight. Sexiest Valentines Day ever!

(14 February 2012 6:02 PM, PST )

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RT @DonRickles: Don rickles

(13 February 2012 7:37 PM, PST )

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Carol Burnett on the show tonight. That's your American genius right there. If anyone ever questions women in comedy, say her name.#alsoLucy

(13 February 2012 6:13 PM, PST )

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I am very happy to announce that American treasure @alyankovic is on the show tonight and his mighty entertainment powers are intact.

(9 February 2012 5:44 PM, PST )

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Off to see the talking doctor. She's dreamy. #JungianImean. #alsodreamytheotherway

(8 February 2012 11:09 AM, PST )

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“@GregoryUccello: @CraigyFerg Hey. Is twitter just random crap? I'm new at this?” Yup. Welcome.

(7 February 2012 8:18 PM, PST )

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Kenneth Branagh's hair is splendid on the show tonight. Very impressive. He's surely going to win the Oscar. #gilderoylockhartftw

(7 February 2012 8:15 PM, PST )

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“@DanSpiegel: At #CBS Studios for the @CraigyFerg taping. Should be fun.” Not necessarily.

(6 February 2012 3:51 PM, PST )

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I meant to dedicate my 801st tweet to Brian Eno and Phil Manzanera but I forgot. So here is 901. That's 100 better. #thesegouptoeleven

(6 February 2012 9:06 AM, PST )

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Breakfast > tweetiness. I am summoned to toasty duty. Thanks for the nerd love. Later taters. #latertaters

(6 February 2012 7:19 AM, PST )

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“@VictoriaMIbanez: @CraigyFerg I'm right here, Craig! You always ignore me. :(” Quiet please.

(6 February 2012 7:10 AM, PST )

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“@squirrel_handed: I pretend the baby I nanny is @CraigyFerg interviewing me. It's good practice for when I'm famous.” ...the hell?

(6 February 2012 7:08 AM, PST )

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My ultra nerdy friends don't seem to be on the tweety so much anymore. Damn! There must be a new thing and I don't know about it yet.#loser

(6 February 2012 6:57 AM, PST )

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I have to admit the halftime show was pretty good. That cheeky cockney has still got all the moves. #butslower

(5 February 2012 6:25 PM, PST )

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@thomaslennon How about "wow, that English dude has sick pythons" #armsuggestions

(5 February 2012 9:01 AM, PST )

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That Daniel Radcliffe was utterly charming on the show tonight. 10 points to Gryffindor.

(2 February 2012 5:24 PM, PST )

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Here in Los Angeles a Kardashian saw it's shadow. 6 more weeks of smog.

(2 February 2012 9:54 AM, PST )

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Crikey that @WilliamShatner is gosh darned hilarious on the show tonight. But I wouldn't sit on his knee....or would I? #no

(1 February 2012 7:27 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/lOQoUZQ9 In Oklahoma surrealism is embraced wholeheartedly

(28 January 2012 3:10 PM, PST )

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If you are in the Wichita area please support my friends at Loony Bins comedy club. #imsayingthisforfreesoda

(27 January 2012 8:33 PM, PST )

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So far Wichita seems to be a town full of friendly hipsters. Kind of like chilly Austin TX. Once more my preconceived notions are bullshit.

(27 January 2012 2:42 PM, PST )

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Just had dinner @ Jethro's in Des Moines. Spectaular. If you're in Iowa have some hot meat there. Also some food. #standardjokeformat

(26 January 2012 9:26 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/UMA6XGUv The moment I showed the good people of Des Moines my willie. Thanks for a great night @hoytsherman.

(26 January 2012 7:41 PM, PST )

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RT @tedalexandro: @CraigyFerg with LeeAnne of the Iowa Aviation museum. LeeAnne gave us a lovely tour. http://t.co/3z2TE8Eq

(26 January 2012 12:13 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/1FwbFhAh At the (very cool) Iowa Aviation Museum with @philcottone & @tedalexandro. Thanks for the tour LeeAnne.

(26 January 2012 11:41 AM, PST )

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No sleep last night in extremely creepy haunted Hotel Deco in Omaha. Cheered up by visit to Cracker Barrel in Council Bluffs Iowa. #glam

(26 January 2012 9:40 AM, PST )

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RT @nerdist: So @JennaElfman is one of the coolest, sweetest people you could ever meet and/or podcast. BONUS: Joan Rivers waved wildly

(25 January 2012 7:52 PM, PST )

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“@BadAstronomer: Somehow, tweeting "PUEBLO I AM IN YOU" sounds dirty.”Not as dirty as "Omaha, I'll be in your Orpheum tonight!". #whichIwill

(25 January 2012 3:55 PM, PST )

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The Burns' poem I shall recite today is entitled "Nine Inch Will Please A Lady". #realpoem. #notajoke #true

(25 January 2012 7:44 AM, PST )

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Burns' Day. St Louis - Omaha. 7hr bus ride I'll fill by reciting old Scots poems to @tedalexandro & @philcottone . They seem excited.

(25 January 2012 7:29 AM, PST )

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Happy birthday Rab.

(25 January 2012 6:23 AM, PST )

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“@BadAstronomer: RT @shiftyphil: What effect will the coronal mass ejection have on @GeoffTheRobot?” He'll probably break out in innuendo

(24 January 2012 4:00 PM, PST )

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“@JasminRockes: @CraigyFerg never replies :( mean scottish man”. Hey! ..the hell?

(24 January 2012 3:40 PM, PST )

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Just seen the cover of the @michaelianblack book. I'm kicking myself for not having him do the cover of my book. Amazing bench pose work.

(24 January 2012 3:37 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/y7xyUR1x Arriving St Louis.

(24 January 2012 2:34 PM, PST )

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“@tedalexandro:"home"for the week. Sex,drugs & rock-n-roll or naps,multi-vitamins &quiet reading? http://t.co/LXHWDOf6” Snacks & bedazzling

(24 January 2012 10:36 AM, PST )

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I just read a tweet where Khloe Kardashian quoted George Bernard Shaw. Looking forward to a Joycean rebuttal from Snooki. #whatthefuck?

(23 January 2012 4:19 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/QkGa8yOW Men's room or set of Lenny Kravitz video?

(23 January 2012 12:11 PM, PST )

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Show in Nashville tonight then dinner with my buddy @TraceAdkins. Good times. #theremaybemeat. #notcode

(23 January 2012 11:49 AM, PST )

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RT @KelvingroveArt: Some amazing shots of the Aurora Borealis which were visible in the skies over Scotland last night! http://t.co/IqnnGKXl

(23 January 2012 8:28 AM, PST )

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And the storm seems to have passed. No twisters with flying cows etc. Thank goodness. Goodnight.

(23 January 2012 12:07 AM, PST )

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2am in Nashville and the tornado warning sirens are still blaring. V glad to be indoors. It's gnarly out there. #imawussycaliforniannow

(23 January 2012 12:03 AM, PST )

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Heading to gig in Alabama. Things looking a bit tornado-y. Damn. I wanted to wear my new hat.

(22 January 2012 3:07 PM, PST )

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Getting on tour bus to roll from Biloxi Mississippi - Birmingham Alabama. Surely a Cracker Barrel breakfast cannot be far away. Good times.

(22 January 2012 7:33 AM, PST )

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“@Danimal76: Someone is walking around with a bunny puppet at the @CraigyFerg show.” Good grief! Not another one. They're breeding like..oh

(21 January 2012 6:21 PM, PST )

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Oh. I seem to have accidentally tweeted the letter X. Please accept it as a kiss. You too ladies.

(21 January 2012 1:25 PM, PST )

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X

(21 January 2012 1:01 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/gZxnBCE2 If you ever need alone time I suggest the gym in a large casino. #latenighttruckstopmoonpieguilt

(21 January 2012 12:45 PM, PST )

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Woke up in Biloxi MS with a hangover. Odd. I stopped drinking nearly 20 years ago. Maybe latenight truckstop Moon Pie is the culprit. #code

(21 January 2012 10:30 AM, PST )

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Oops. Major Downton Abbey spoiler on the show tonight during talk with Lynette Rice. #youvebeenwarned.

(17 January 2012 5:58 PM, PST )

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Billboards all over L.A. for movie in which Dwayne"The Rock"Johnson apparently rides a giant bee. Somehow I find this depressing.#Iwonderwhy

(17 January 2012 10:50 AM, PST )

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Just rewatched JJ Abrams' Star Trek movie. Realized Starfleet Command probably evolved from @MythBusters M5. Mind blown #TrueOrNotTrue

(15 January 2012 6:23 PM, PST )

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Also just found out Val Kilmer was the original drummer for Hootie and the Blowfish.

(15 January 2012 3:56 PM, PST )

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Wow! I just found out the sun baby from Teletubbies grew up to be @RickyGervais. But now I look at him I can sort of see it. #TrueOrNotTrue

(15 January 2012 3:54 PM, PST )

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2 of my favorites @IMKristenBell and @LouieAnderson on the show tonight. Both spunky and fun and sexy but only one has giant boobies.

(13 January 2012 6:38 PM, PST )

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