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I've been high. I've been low. I've been yes & I've been oh hell no. I've been rock&roll & disco #savemesanfrancisco http://t.co/QoEBVN5jDF

(23 May 2013 12:52 PM, PDT )

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RT @stephenfry: I’m on @CraigyFerg tonight - CBS Late Late Show. Just me and the splendid Craig.

(22 May 2013 3:33 PM, PDT )

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@PollyCarbo. Just so you know. I tweet my own tweets and block people like you myself.

(20 May 2013 8:52 PM, PDT )

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Text REDCROSS to 90999 if you'd like to contribute to the help effort in Oklahoma.

(20 May 2013 8:48 PM, PDT )

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Tonight's show was taped last week so there's no mention of the terrible situation in Oklahoma. Sincere condolences to all affected.

(20 May 2013 8:35 PM, PDT )

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Great birthday. Chased teenagers off my lawn then went to Walgreens for big robot glasses. Tomorrow facelift & scrotal plumping.

(17 May 2013 4:19 PM, PDT )

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“@WilliamShatner: @CraigyFerg looks fantastic for age 70! Happy Birthday!” & you look great for a Québécois. Thanks Bill. #captainmycaptain

(17 May 2013 4:15 PM, PDT )

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@grantimahara Thanks pal. Geoff says hi.

(17 May 2013 4:00 PM, PDT )

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“@kingsthings: Happy BDay to @CraigyFerg”. Thanks Godfather.

(17 May 2013 3:59 PM, PDT )

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“@Arthur_Officiel: @CraigyFerg Happy Birthday from Paris ! Arthur http://t.co/7vfW3ecOQh” Merci mille fois mon ami

(17 May 2013 3:57 PM, PDT )

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Thanks for the birthday tweetiness love everybody and a happy birthday to my pal @bobsaget. #geezerdom

(17 May 2013 6:06 AM, PDT )

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RT @tvlandlarry: Can't wait to see #craigferguson #tvlandlarry #tvland on #hotincleveland this summer! http://t.co/53zlfX9K7Y

(16 May 2013 12:41 PM, PDT )

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“@lyntlove: I wish Craig @CraigyFerg tweeted during his show.” I can’t it’s live. #asliveasanyotherlatenightshow

(15 May 2013 10:19 PM, PDT )

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Another selfie before makeup at the show http://t.co/XT2sHkZUS3

(15 May 2013 4:42 PM, PDT )

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Selfie I took before shaving this morning. http://t.co/IqZapxrW83

(15 May 2013 4:37 PM, PDT )

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“@iamalexxworkman: My life consists of work & the late late show with @CraigyFerg I’m sure I used to have friends.” Yup. Me too.

(14 May 2013 3:49 PM, PDT )

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RT @Cmdr_Hadfield: Scotland and the Spring sunshine peeking at each other over the clouds. http://t.co/KikTJ5wmsg

(10 May 2013 1:03 PM, PDT )

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If you're blue and you don't know where to go why don't you go where fashion sits ... http://t.co/QbpgdZA5Kb

(1 May 2013 7:40 AM, PDT )

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A/C in the studio broke & flooded half the lighting rig. Had to move 1/2 the audience to where the band aren't. One of "those" shows. #oy

(30 April 2013 5:49 PM, PDT )

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RT @LollipopTheater: @craigyferg visited @ChildrensLA with LOLLIPOP and Doug sang his favorite @katyperry songs to him! http://t.co/xwFIpVb…

(25 April 2013 11:55 AM, PDT )

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RT @AngelaKinsey 2 of my favorite tall people I'm in! @rainnwilson @craigyferg -The also tall @karengillan2 is on too. When u back, Shorty?

(24 April 2013 4:33 PM, PDT )

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The grass is greener in LA cause we paint it. #really. #atthegroveinLAtoday http://t.co/IdSCm1xKKr

(22 April 2013 9:00 PM, PDT )

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On the show tonight the fabulous @OfficialKat took me to task for not following her on the tweetsy. So now I am. #letthecreepinessbegin

(22 April 2013 6:05 PM, PDT )

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RT @astroengine Stunning! RT @thenightskyguy: Tonight: Space Station Passes over Stonehenge and under the Moon. Wow! http://t.co/vhWXzgs02l.

(20 April 2013 6:37 PM, PDT )

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My heart going out to Boston.

(15 April 2013 3:46 PM, PDT )

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A lovely article about my dear friend and mentor http://t.co/sn1YhIm8r5

(12 April 2013 6:09 PM, PDT )

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RT @BanffMedia Craig Ferguson to Receive the Sir Peter Ustinov Comedy Award at BANFF http://t.co/QjrbNyu1cm. Thanks Canadians. #theyresocute

(12 April 2013 1:44 PM, PDT )

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RT @Richpo64 @CraigyFerg http://t.co/Chz74OqHXq How odd. This is what I was thinking.

(12 April 2013 8:29 AM, PDT )

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Doing a little extra work here this week. I'm still in love with Betty White. http://t.co/SnRPiSz0ge

(11 April 2013 1:46 PM, PDT )

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@OfficialJLD It's a date. #secretplantotaketheshowtoItalynextyearthatImnottalkingaboutyet

(10 April 2013 7:21 PM, PDT )

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The return of the @DrewFromTV puppet. The spectacular @OfficialJLD & a great band. Really good one tonight. #exceptIamstillinit

(10 April 2013 7:18 PM, PDT )

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I think the guy I saw outside the post office today actually was @GregProops. #thestarstheyrejustlikeus #theygotothepostoffice

(9 April 2013 2:43 PM, PDT )

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Hey @GregProops there was guy on Fairfax today outside the post office who looked really like you. You should litigate. #doppelgänger

(9 April 2013 2:40 PM, PDT )

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Today I'm wearing my glasses that make me look a little like @gregproops. I driving on Fairfax & I SEE HIM ! #spooky #ghostsandshitarereal

(9 April 2013 2:32 PM, PDT )

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Rule 1 for comedians. Don't laugh at your own jokes lest you end up looking like this asshat. #unprofessional http://t.co/lOL3fT0nDv

(9 April 2013 8:54 AM, PDT )

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At the 3rd tee of the Arran course, Turnberry, Scotland wearing geezer hat. #winning retrohashtags http://t.co/hWkS6wjfSL

(5 April 2013 9:40 AM, PDT )

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I'm in Scotland for a few days. Anything going on in Late Night TV in the U.S.? #congratulationsJimmy

(4 April 2013 6:17 AM, PDT )

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Happy April fish day from Shelbyville. http://t.co/Dmf8fNKyiE

(1 April 2013 5:27 AM, PDT )

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Easter greetings from Shelbyville http://t.co/ZQS3bZeeqs

(31 March 2013 8:46 AM, PDT )

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Hmmmm http://t.co/Jj3AuJK006

(26 March 2013 3:39 AM, PDT )

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In the interest of clarity and recording options the @stephenfry episode will not air until May. #sweeps #tonightsshowalsogood

(20 March 2013 8:39 PM, PDT )

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The wonder that is @stephenfry in LA so we taped a show to air later. I think he is my favorite chat-ee. #nodisrespecttosexyactressesetc

(20 March 2013 8:15 PM, PDT )

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Oh sharts! Now I'm all paranoid about my teeth. Getting phantom wobbles. Also in my teeth. #jokeformula #tryingtocheermyselfup

(20 March 2013 2:08 PM, PDT )

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Dental hygienist had to cancel. She has flu. I'm so sorry she is sick. #evilcackle #score! #hopeIdontgetawfulmouthdiseasetoday

(20 March 2013 10:21 AM, PDT )

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Ack. Dental cleaning this morning. What's worse, the scraping or the dire warnings about gum disease? #whineybaby #geezerteeth

(20 March 2013 7:49 AM, PDT )

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http://t.co/M4URh06rPV @eddieizzard travels the world making people laugh. He's Comedy Bowie #coolerthanallofus

(19 March 2013 11:49 AM, PDT )

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Gah! In my excitement when talking to Jenna-Louise Coleman I mistakenly thought the town of Filey was near Blackpool. It is, of course,not.

(18 March 2013 6:54 PM, PDT )

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After 12 pints of Guinness & dropping acid, leprechauns flew out of my ass. Deets in my new special on @netflix http://t.co/J584GtrX4a

(15 March 2013 12:10 PM, PDT )

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Rumors already swirling in Hollywood that the new Pope will replace Leno on NBC at 1130.

(13 March 2013 11:57 AM, PDT )

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What I do when I'm not at my day job. Thanks @netflix #herecumdaplayaz http://t.co/fCebmfIudU

(6 March 2013 2:52 PM, PST )

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“@kingsthings: I'm on @CraigyFerg's #LateLateShow tonight talking about orgies” #doctoredquote #butstilltrue #sexylarry #oldtimeycarhorn

(5 March 2013 7:06 PM, PST )

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“@Aginchi: Watching @CraigyFerg this guy is a genius. Love from The Netherlands!” Finally! Dutch kudos. BTW Dutch Kudos... #doyourownjoke

(5 March 2013 9:35 AM, PST )

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Fans of Danish philosopher N.F.S. Grundtvig should tune in to the show tonight. #alsotherearepenisjokes #latenightdouchebaggery

(4 March 2013 8:49 PM, PST )

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New stand up special. Netflix March 15. Includes instructions on how to perform telekinetic clitoral stimulation http://t.co/nqYq3vS5h3

(27 February 2013 2:31 PM, PST )

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So when are the Oscars this year?

(25 February 2013 6:43 PM, PST )

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RT @KeithOlbermann: Can't go into great detail but you don't want to miss ANY of my various appearances with @CraigyFerg tonight #Frisbees

(25 February 2013 6:18 PM, PST )

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“@itsmmbenoist: watch @CraigyFerg tonight... This ole mug will be on. He had me laughing like a crazy person.” Oh hush. You were adorable

(19 February 2013 7:00 PM, PST )

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How much is that? #doggieinthewindow #theonewiththewaggilytail #40to60%off http://t.co/jM7IUkHM

(18 February 2013 8:54 AM, PST )

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Mr @philcottone is strong. Maybe too strong. http://t.co/7d02FijO

(9 February 2013 10:34 AM, PST )

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Saturday morning Las Vegas. #sweet http://t.co/WetjwbVe

(9 February 2013 10:30 AM, PST )

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@jonronson Don't worry Jon. Everyone is going to be mad at me cause I did a cat joke. #alsoithinkyoufarted

(6 February 2013 7:09 PM, PST )

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If you like things that I like then you'll probably like this. http://t.co/7rfT2fsp”

(6 February 2013 12:01 PM, PST )

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RT @roddyhart: Glasgow Blue Skies http://t.co/O27eA00H

(6 February 2013 9:44 AM, PST )

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You might as well know the truth. http://t.co/qlWBZoiR

(4 February 2013 10:03 AM, PST )

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If you hang out with Channing Tatum & have beads you can see wonderful things in New Orleans #alsoscareythings http://t.co/aBD99rI1

(2 February 2013 5:40 PM, PST )

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2 men trying oysters for the first time. #oneofuswussedout #notme #yech http://t.co/aRySw6So

(2 February 2013 5:07 PM, PST )

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In hotel lobby in N.O. People watching, feeling new ink burn & listening to "Drugs" from Talking Heads Fear of Music. #psychokiller

(1 February 2013 11:11 AM, PST )

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"I have no idea who y'are but y'all seem too cool to be on TV" Ed - Tattoo artist @Eltnola New Orleans. #bestcomplimentever

(1 February 2013 8:58 AM, PST )

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http://t.co/qrvffMJb Anyone requiring a tattoo in N.O. would be well advised to visit these fine people at Electric Ladyland. #moreink

(31 January 2013 9:30 PM, PST )

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(28 January 2013 5:03 PM, PST )

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In New Orleans getting ready for the Super Bowl special. Got my home comforts #snakecup http://t.co/MHaRJFPx

(28 January 2013 4:51 PM, PST )

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The enchanting @NikkiReed_I_Am trying to flee my creepy embrace as we film in New Orleans. http://t.co/HFe2Pec0”

(28 January 2013 8:42 AM, PST )

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In hotel room in New Orleans about to embark on The Luck of the Bodkins by PG Wodehouse. #hellraiser

(27 January 2013 9:21 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/9l3A718i With some friends in New Orleans.

(27 January 2013 2:03 PM, PST )

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Happy Birthday to Mr Robert Burns, the pride of Ayrshire.

(25 January 2013 8:29 AM, PST )

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“@BBCWorld: Dung beetles use the Milky Way's light as a compass. http://t.co/wMBZWeE0” Oscar Wilde nailed it. #weareallinthegutter

(24 January 2013 11:32 AM, PST )

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Statham you magnificent bastard. You've done it again. http://t.co/jRTSrKPk via @youtube #notbeingpaidtoplugit

(23 January 2013 4:04 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/Br36UfwY "Mother" by Liam J Ferguson (aged 2). Take that Cy Twombly. #artytweets

(20 January 2013 12:23 PM, PST )

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“@nellielisabeth: Apparently @CraigyFerg is here?? I shall sing for him.” I'm in LA so crank it up or I won't hear.

(20 January 2013 12:18 PM, PST )

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The prodigiously talented @lenadunham is sparkling & witty on my show tonight. Even me being there didn't ruin it. #lovelygirl

(15 January 2013 8:54 PM, PST )

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If you are in N.O. & want to see a creepy foreigner & his gay robot pal do their thing, then here's the link. http://t.co/fmO5q4lv

(15 January 2013 4:14 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/h6DPL6bW Can you sing the smurfing song? #smurfingsong&youcantgowrong

(11 January 2013 6:04 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/rMGSDoCf Another day at the office.

(11 January 2013 5:40 PM, PST )

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http://t.co/xx8qwxIo My man purse really impressed my buddy @philcottone. Also my new computer bag.

(10 January 2013 3:45 PM, PST )

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David Bowie - Heroes (live) http://t.co/5RfjrgAj via @youtube

(8 January 2013 9:07 AM, PST )

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http://t.co/XE2tyYRq Here it is! My new look for 2013. Take that other latenight douches. #nowirehangers

(7 January 2013 8:19 AM, PST )

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http://t.co/Ch5IHTRO Perhaps science has come too far? Awesome & terrifying. #tasty

(4 January 2013 5:53 AM, PST )

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87 items from 2013

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