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The lady behind the cheese counter at my local supermarket thinks I'm the real thing and continually asks me for advice about her ailments, primarily her battle with her varicose veins. Not what you want to talk about when you're ordering a quarter pound of Stilton!
Lives in an Edwardian villa in Ampthill, Bedfordshire. Often seen walking in the surrounding countryside with his partner and baby in a buggy.