[on the assassination of John Lennon] I don't remember where I was but I was really pleased he was dead, as he was a wife-beater, gay-basher, anti-Semite and all-round bully-boy.
[on the death of David Bowie] What a good life's work it was - well done, him. And that's all I have to say on the subject.
Surely the saddest legacy a creative person can leave is stupid fans.