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RT @redcrossokc: Best way to help tornado victims is to donate to the Red Cross at http://t.co/ZVb8VmMdvx or text REDCROSS to 90999. #okwx

(21 May 2013 3:10 PM, PDT )

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@Briidgie Thanks!

(21 May 2013 1:20 PM, PDT )

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Just tell us. RT @united: Our crew will be bringing a few surprises to NYC tomorrow. Follow us on Instagram for details. #United25Newark

(20 May 2013 1:49 PM, PDT )

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@brendonwalsh Thought you were lying until I saw the pic! Congrats!

(20 May 2013 1:47 PM, PDT )

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http://t.co/yzszvYytjI! RT @VanityFair: After Tumblr and GrubHub, What Other Great Websites Should Go Corporate? http://t.co/BtIR5C5dEQ

(20 May 2013 1:34 PM, PDT )

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#WhenISeeAObamaBumperSticker I make them pull over & I ask if they're going to vote for him in 2016, then I smh.

(20 May 2013 12:58 PM, PDT )

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#WhenISeeAObamaBumperSticker I am very surprised, because the only place I drive is the Galápagos Islands!!!!

(20 May 2013 12:56 PM, PDT )

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I will now participate in the trending topic #WhenISeeAObamaBumperSticker

(20 May 2013 12:55 PM, PDT )

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Did you know if you get RTd more than 3 times by @birbigs you're allowed to say @lenadunham follows you?

(20 May 2013 12:51 PM, PDT )

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@MKupperman If he was at a Subway at the airport, then that would be justified!

(20 May 2013 12:49 PM, PDT )

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Hey @birbigs. I want to pull a prank like this. Where'd you get these printed? http://t.co/Jx12ep6EDO

(20 May 2013 12:32 PM, PDT )

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@rockskimmer thanks!

(20 May 2013 8:41 AM, PDT )

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If I'm not PUNK then explain why I saw an exhibit called PUNK at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, then took a CAR SERVICE home.

(19 May 2013 1:55 PM, PDT )

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I was about to offer 1.2 RT @BreakingNews Report: Yahoo board approves deal to pay $1.1 billion in cash for the blogging site Tumblr - @WSJ

(19 May 2013 10:04 AM, PDT )

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#RememberWhenBarackObama sent me a text saying "what does a person have to accomplish to be a guest on your podcast?!"

(18 May 2013 11:42 AM, PDT )

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@rickygervais Pizza Express?

(18 May 2013 11:38 AM, PDT )

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#RememberWhenBarackObama couldn't decide on a @tumblr theme, so he emailed me his top 5 choices then let me decide? I do.

(18 May 2013 11:35 AM, PDT )

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#RememberWhenBarackObama came to NYC, watched me kill at a comedy club, then said "let's go get a slice"? I do.

(18 May 2013 11:33 AM, PDT )

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I will now participate in the trending topic #RememberWhenBarackObama

(18 May 2013 11:32 AM, PDT )

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Want to make Powerball line shorter? Get bullhorn & yell "you have a better chance of @toddbarry responding to an @ reply!"

(18 May 2013 11:24 AM, PDT )

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To Powerball winner: you can buy me John Philip Sousa's home & still have about 571M left for yourself. http://t.co/HILoWGfXzf

(18 May 2013 11:01 AM, PDT )

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"... b/c I'm friends with Todd Barry" Aww! Thanks! RT @ChelseaVPeretti: I have a rich and full life!

(18 May 2013 10:05 AM, PDT )

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@WesleyStace @jonwurster I think a deep cut in the USA should be considered a deep cut everywhere. Ahahahaha.

(18 May 2013 9:42 AM, PDT )

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Just put "best restaurants" into Yelp. Ahahahaha. Who does THAT?!

(18 May 2013 9:08 AM, PDT )

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Hmmm. Can't decide which one to follow. http://t.co/YFjNnevPg4

(17 May 2013 10:29 PM, PDT )

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You get what you pay for! RT @joshgondelman: @toddbarry You may be pricing out some fans at $100M per ticket!

(17 May 2013 3:53 PM, PDT )

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If you win $600M Powerball, do the right thing: treat yourself to 2 tickets to one of my shows, give the remaining $400M to charity.

(17 May 2013 3:51 PM, PDT )

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@michaelianblack I don't know, either. :(

(17 May 2013 1:03 PM, PDT )

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#TwitpicYourReactionIfYouWonTheLottery http://t.co/C9U8ZazYpv

(17 May 2013 12:55 PM, PDT )

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I will now participate in the trending topic #TwitpicYourReactionIfYouWonTheLottery

(17 May 2013 12:53 PM, PDT )

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@marnivandyk That was pretty obs.

(17 May 2013 12:44 PM, PDT )

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@marnivandyk I don't know what that means!

(17 May 2013 12:35 PM, PDT )

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Apparently the lighting is really good in the Toronto mayor crack tape. Maybe the dude who made it will get some webisode work!

(17 May 2013 12:31 PM, PDT )

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Let's replace "penny for your thoughts" with "penny for the tweets you discarded before sending."

(17 May 2013 11:14 AM, PDT )

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@marknorm @amyschumer You should've asked him to explain popcorn to you.

(17 May 2013 10:59 AM, PDT )

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Um, hell-OH! RT @dwangelo: No one making over $40,000/year has ever sought "VIP" status at an event.

(17 May 2013 10:51 AM, PDT )

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Do you dip your Buffalo wings into the bleu cheese they give you? You shouldn't.

(17 May 2013 10:44 AM, PDT )

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Looks like someone got a bad Moscow Mule! RT @lianamaeby Fuck the bartender, marry the barista, and murder the mixologist.

(16 May 2013 9:16 PM, PDT )

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Been reading your replies to my last tweet. It seems I was right: No one. NO. ONE. has ever watched anything they DVRd.

(16 May 2013 9:04 PM, PDT )

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Has anyone EVER watched anything that they DVRd? I'll answer that for you: No. No they haven't.

(16 May 2013 8:59 PM, PDT )

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If you have < 1000 followers and a @verified account, you went to summer camp with someone who works at @twitter.

(16 May 2013 5:17 PM, PDT )

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@Brotherian Thanks! http://t.co/8Y4JCPKTSa

(16 May 2013 4:06 PM, PDT )

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@hershco Nice review, but it's Cheez-Its that she like likes, not Cheez Nips!

(16 May 2013 3:54 PM, PDT )

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RT @hershco: I review The @ToddBarry Podcast #4 with Janeane Garofalo going deep into all kinds of stuff, on Splitsider! http://t.co/GGUGTj…

(16 May 2013 3:54 PM, PDT )

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Hey @brendonwalsh, they made movie about what people say to you about me. http://t.co/JvDDH7jvYx

(16 May 2013 2:01 PM, PDT )

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Thought @Walgreens cashier said "be well" b/c I need to be healthy to create amazing comedy. Turns out they say this to everyone.

(16 May 2013 1:28 PM, PDT )

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#Burlington, VT. See me 5/26 at the Green Comedy Festival! http://t.co/9je7chuLng

(16 May 2013 11:57 AM, PDT )

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I have a good, long talk with Janeane Garofalo on my latest podcast: iTunes https://t.co/U0KQOqBu59 OR http://t.co/0y8nOIV81D

(16 May 2013 10:12 AM, PDT )

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I'm a glaring exception to this. RT @Salon: Study: Men with bigger biceps are more conservative http://t.co/AOJ23M8r88 via @kmcdonovgh

(16 May 2013 8:48 AM, PDT )

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Same thing w/me & The Gap. RT @MileyCyrus: Hmmm .... What to wear... What to wear..... Hmmmm. Valentino ❤ you've never done me wrong!

(15 May 2013 9:12 PM, PDT )

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@markduwe Thanks!

(15 May 2013 9:11 PM, PDT )

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I liked "there's no there there" the first time I heard it. Now I don't like it don't like it.

(15 May 2013 9:07 PM, PDT )

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@brendonwalsh "the sink" = my twitter feed

(15 May 2013 3:27 PM, PDT )

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Got Twitter burned by @dougabeles earlier, but he wrote me nice 10,000 word apology DM. So all's forgiven!

(15 May 2013 2:49 PM, PDT )

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@steplin @FeralAudio Thanks!

(15 May 2013 2:02 PM, PDT )

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RT @FeralAudio: Here comes an all new @toddbarry Podcast featuring guest Janeane Garofalo! http://t.co/0433z4tnBX

(15 May 2013 1:48 PM, PDT )

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@reubenparks Thanks!

(15 May 2013 1:45 PM, PDT )

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@dougabeles Was that a burn?

(15 May 2013 1:38 PM, PDT )

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@jakefogelnest @BedBathBeyond @jwoliner OUCH!

(15 May 2013 1:22 PM, PDT )

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@jakefogelnest @paulscheer @jwoliner @BedBathBeyond not the same

(15 May 2013 1:03 PM, PDT )

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Can't believe @paulscheer didn't tweet about running into me at @BedBathBeyond.

(15 May 2013 1:00 PM, PDT )

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Judges are lucky because they get to "recuse" themselves.

(15 May 2013 12:32 PM, PDT )

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RT @RunningLateShow: The @RunningLateShow and @ScottRogowski get some BUZZ MARKETING on @toddbarry's podcast with @BoobsRadley http://t.co/…

(15 May 2013 12:14 PM, PDT )

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@HeyItsLiam no

(15 May 2013 9:49 AM, PDT )

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@HeyItsLiam http://t.co/DAEI9NK4KS

(15 May 2013 9:46 AM, PDT )

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@garythorn Dustin from http://t.co/0y8nOIV81D did the music. I wrote the lyrics!

(15 May 2013 8:44 AM, PDT )

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THE TODD BARRY PODCAST ep 4 w/ Janeane Garofalo. We talk about Cheez-Its! iTunes: https://t.co/U0KQOqBu59 or http://t.co/0y8nOIV81D

(15 May 2013 8:43 AM, PDT )

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So cool you're followed by "ALL restaurants!" RT @timheidecker: All restaurants: turn your music WAY down!!!!"

(14 May 2013 5:55 PM, PDT )

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He's good, but I'm da funniest. RT @HuffPostComedy: Is Chris Rock the funniest person in the world? http://t.co/gZvU1hHZQ6

(14 May 2013 5:45 PM, PDT )

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If your music collection contains more than one song with "rucksack" in it, you are cool like me.

(14 May 2013 4:13 PM, PDT )

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@Richdreyling All crowd work!

(14 May 2013 2:52 PM, PDT )

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Someone should make a tumblr featuring pictures of comedians on stage miming a phone call.

(14 May 2013 1:56 PM, PDT )

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@iamcolinquinn Is "Unconstitutional" the show I saw in Michigan? If so, I'm afraid I can't be a "celebrity seat filler" this time around.

(14 May 2013 1:45 PM, PDT )

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I'd consider streaming my last album, but it would be a slap in the face to the 10 million people who bought it.

(14 May 2013 10:27 AM, PDT )

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@jonwurster Just read "gobbled" in a Yelp review. How do you feel about that one?

(14 May 2013 10:23 AM, PDT )

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@brendonwalsh I don't think. I've heard she's funny. #ftw

(14 May 2013 8:06 AM, PDT )

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You had lunch with @brendonwalsh?! RT @MileyCyrus: Just had a REAL dope meeting

(13 May 2013 3:20 PM, PDT )

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I'll email him. Maybe he'll want to “grab a slice." RT @NY1headlines: Prince Harry To Visit NYC Tuesday http://t.co/uD290dmJvG

(13 May 2013 3:17 PM, PDT )

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@ztkleh Thanks!

(13 May 2013 1:17 PM, PDT )

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@banana_vanana nice!

(13 May 2013 11:48 AM, PDT )

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#TwoThingsThatDontMixWell Me saying "thank you, goodnight" & the audience NOT giving me a 4 hour standing ovation.

(13 May 2013 11:45 AM, PDT )

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#TwoThingsThatDontMixWell Metallica & John Tesh. I can't believe they're doing a stadium tour together!

(13 May 2013 11:41 AM, PDT )

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#TwoThingsThatDontMixWell Your ability to read my tweets & your desire to unfollow me.

(13 May 2013 11:37 AM, PDT )

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#TwoThingsThatDontMixWell Good friends and great conversation.

(13 May 2013 11:36 AM, PDT )

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I will now participate in the trending topic #TwoThingsThatDontMixWell

(13 May 2013 11:35 AM, PDT )

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#NYC Headlining dates. July 11-14. @CarolinesonBway. Code TODDB saves $10 Thurs, Sun. http://t.co/kSy7kCZVVk

(13 May 2013 11:14 AM, PDT )

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#Burlington, VT. See me 5/26 at the Green Mountain Comedy Festival! http://t.co/9je7chuLng

(13 May 2013 10:43 AM, PDT )

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When I reach this point, I HELP SOME MORE. http://t.co/aNDuijZvGT

(13 May 2013 8:08 AM, PDT )

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@AriMelber Yes. My first time watching it.

(12 May 2013 8:48 AM, PDT )

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To the dude on "Million Dollar Listing" who settled on $19.8 million for his loft: I would've paid 20. Oh well!

(11 May 2013 5:55 PM, PDT )

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Another thing you don't have in common with your trash compactor. RT @brendonwalsh: My trash compactor is crushing it today!

(11 May 2013 3:56 PM, PDT )

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RT @TheStandNYC: Toinight 8,10,midnight shows just $5 use code MOM! See @Sherrod_Small @toddbarry @yannispappas @DanNaturman & more http://…

(11 May 2013 2:07 PM, PDT )

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Is my @ComedyCentral special on?! RT @KarenKilgariff: @dwangelo I can't stop laughing

(10 May 2013 4:43 PM, PDT )

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Sometimes I focus too much on my @verified followers; forgetting that some celebs on @twitter aren't @verified yet. #Celebs

(10 May 2013 4:18 PM, PDT )

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So ironic that I made a spelling error in my tweet about how great I am at tweeting. #Ugh #EpicFail #RealTalk #EpicRealTalk #EpicUgh

(10 May 2013 3:31 PM, PDT )

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Some people put link to their Twitter account on their Twitter bio. I find that hurtful and confusing.

(10 May 2013 12:54 PM, PDT )

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When I go place that's "cash only" I'm like 'why do I spend 25k annual fee for American Express Double- Black Invite Only Platinum Card?'

(10 May 2013 12:18 PM, PDT )

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@tomshillue Flowers are nice!

(10 May 2013 10:47 AM, PDT )

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#FF My podcast guests so far @tomshillue @JimGaffigan @jeanniegaffigan @BoobsRadley iTunes https://t.co/U0KQOqBu59 or http://t.co/0y8nOIV81D

(10 May 2013 9:37 AM, PDT )

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@apex2083 Thanks!

(9 May 2013 9:51 PM, PDT )

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