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39 items from 2012

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My mom made me a pillow. So sweet http://t.co/NsuJAkIP

(30 January 2012 12:53 PM, PST )

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go ahead RT @williamsmike869 @DavidSpade you are awful. You make me want to rip my eyes out and stab myself in the ears with sharp pencils.

(28 January 2012 9:16 PM, PST )

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RT @itsJulieBowen: @DavidSpade glasses are good. Keep 'em. You'll rat trap a whole new demographic.

(28 January 2012 9:14 AM, PST )

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Benicio del Toro looks like shit lately. But what a talent http://t.co/FXbJtRPa

(28 January 2012 8:53 AM, PST )

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my brother andy won a short film award at sundance! before i did. so proud! ( cut to me smashing up my apartment) http://t.co/8jji4sc5

(26 January 2012 11:22 PM, PST )

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i miss skating RT @Mike McGill @DavidSpade Yo Spade,at Sundance right now with Stacy P and crew for new Bones Brigade Doc,cheers buddy

(26 January 2012 11:17 PM, PST )

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At club. Bottles on ice: gettin slizzard.. I think DJ J Crew was spinning. Or DJ PA. Not sure. #getamousehead http://t.co/k4N253qV

(25 January 2012 11:01 AM, PST )

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my buddy @nickswardson from benchwarmers just joined twitter. way to be on top of things dipshit. FF him if u love general dumbness.

(24 January 2012 6:36 PM, PST )

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Tell them not to put our dessert in a lightbulb next time. #choke. #die http://t.co/jxfGxq1e

(23 January 2012 8:04 PM, PST )

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Want some pot? http://t.co/poyVag21

(20 January 2012 8:55 PM, PST )

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RT @ItsStewieGriffn: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

(20 January 2012 8:02 PM, PST )

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Oh my god . I caught these 2 christmas trees kidnapping another one. In broad daylight! http://t.co/vy5qGPAw

(18 January 2012 2:56 PM, PST )

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golden globe party last night was like hi school. Ang jolie was prom queen sitting in corner.. i was tuff jock at keg contemplating college

(16 January 2012 11:33 AM, PST )

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sorry carrying dumb iphone and it sent a tweet. hope all naked pix didnt go out. was planning on monday

(15 January 2012 3:39 PM, PST )

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(15 January 2012 10:45 AM, PST )

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RT @Serio8874: @DavidSpade long car ride + Joe Dirt equals the battle of who knows the most lines.... The 7 yr old usually wins xoxo

(15 January 2012 10:36 AM, PST )

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Im new at this but im sick of this smarmy prick already. #2yearslate http://t.co/SrwSveC5

(14 January 2012 3:55 PM, PST )

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good show at venetian last night. @kathygriffin came and stayed after to crash my meet and greet. was funny

(14 January 2012 3:24 PM, PST )

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I hate when i forget my keys and i start to leave and someone walks up behind me with them and says " hey, you might need these"

(13 January 2012 3:43 PM, PST )

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Then the dolphin gets a nice fake tail and smashes it against the wall. Smooth move exlax. Have fun drowning moron

(13 January 2012 9:29 AM, PST )

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Watching dolphin tale on plane. This dolphin is being a real a-hole. wont let them put fake tail on him .its for your own good dipshit relax

(12 January 2012 8:46 PM, PST )

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Team rory did our best but we got crushed. Major frownie. #mostlycuzofme http://t.co/JQJ96jI1

(11 January 2012 8:11 PM, PST )

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Ready to rage. #fore! http://t.co/HKb6OWxL

(11 January 2012 4:29 PM, PST )

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thx ill stop posting only the haters. even tho some r funny RT @BryonieRogers @DavidSpade you have to be one of the funniest guys ever

(10 January 2012 12:26 PM, PST )

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that was a funny episode?RT @TomFowl3r Watching Rules of Engagement @DavidSpade You suck dick

(10 January 2012 12:11 PM, PST )

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Sony open. I played with ricky barnes. Im killing him. Its 80 to 60. Ill easily get to 100. # sucker http://t.co/UDrS87WY

(9 January 2012 9:00 PM, PST )

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What does leanne rimes do other than prance around in a bikini 24/7? Didnt she used to sing or something?

(9 January 2012 5:50 PM, PST )

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im in luck, they showed it 37 times since last tweet

(9 January 2012 11:41 AM, PST )

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I wonder if sports center will show a replay of tebows winning pass today. Finger crossed. Ill wait all day if i have to

(9 January 2012 11:30 AM, PST )

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Kid ob plane in front of me is doing a double spade shot . Emperors new groove and rules of engagement. #doubledown http://t.co/xlBFAzDP

(8 January 2012 10:07 PM, PST )

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I turned game on late Why is dennis quaid there? #thatshouldbemeonhisshoulders

(7 January 2012 3:07 PM, PST )

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Michelle bachman finally got fake eye lashes. 1 day too late. Shes got 4 years to think about that #vampit up http://t.co/YXR1DZwQ

(5 January 2012 5:00 PM, PST )

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This should be called looking for bigfoot cuz if u call it finding bigfoot u better FIND BIGFOOT. or its just camping http://t.co/0CBpuryd

(4 January 2012 2:18 PM, PST )

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everyday RT @ravi_patel13 @DavidSpade how much do you miss chris farley? spade-farley duo can't be beat #tommyboy #blacksheep #greatcomedy

(4 January 2012 7:52 AM, PST )

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To erase last disturbing tweet , heres me killing it on my hike. Celebrating 100 yard mark by starting fun avalanche http://t.co/8KfHOylB

(3 January 2012 10:13 PM, PST )

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UM..im not easily floored but this chick on the show Taboo that isnt a paraplegic but wants to be is creepy x 1000 http://t.co/hYQ70Zym

(3 January 2012 6:34 PM, PST )

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Christmas is over. (frownie face.) Its always hard to say my goodbyes to this dude.. http://t.co/FpEGssJu

(3 January 2012 8:16 AM, PST )

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I think once it hits 12 and everyone's wasted we all have the same thought. Let's hit the 2 am Warhorse.

(31 December 2011 11:20 PM, PST )

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New years is great. Where else can u pay 3000% over retail price for booze. Ps 70 $ red bull feels a bit forced. :( http://t.co/CAHLNYi6

(31 December 2011 11:11 PM, PST )

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2012 | 2011

39 items from 2012

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