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“@SebastianClark: @kevin_nealon I used to serve you coffee! Tall decaf.” Still waiting for it!

(11 June 2013 2:15 AM, PDT )

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Why are my troubles never listed in the trouble shooting section of the manual?

(10 June 2013 4:42 AM, PDT )

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My friend, Chef Richard, makes the best wood oven pizza ever! Ever! Please help him spread the taste! http://t.co/vqJDTjBnYQ

(7 June 2013 3:17 PM, PDT )

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“@Elizbethperkins: Go Kings Go!!!” Its 3:10 in the morning here on set in S Africa and we are watching a blurry feed of the Miami game.

(6 June 2013 6:12 PM, PDT )

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Still a few copies left of my recent stand up special, ' Whelmed...But Not Overly.'

(6 June 2013 10:36 AM, PDT )

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To 'live like you were dying' is a sure fire way to end up dead.

(6 June 2013 10:21 AM, PDT )

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Grandma's Boy in S. Africa? #Blended http://t.co/BvZd2oD8hy

(4 June 2013 7:47 AM, PDT )

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“@Elizbethperkins: @kevin_nealon love u! Have fun and hug my hubby for me. Hi to Susan!!!” Love ur hubby! The best! Missed u.

(3 June 2013 5:26 AM, PDT )

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Day 4 here in S Africa and have finally stopped asking people if they are from Austraila.

(2 June 2013 2:50 AM, PDT )

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Wheels up to Johanessberg, South Africa in 5 min. 14 hr flight from Atlanta. Any suggestions on how to pass time?

(28 May 2013 4:41 PM, PDT )

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“@GoofySuperman: @kevin_nealon Hey how about coming to Toronto! Would love to see you live!” Love Toronto! Soon I hope!

(28 May 2013 4:38 PM, PDT )

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“@drewski1071: @kevin_nealon Any plans on coming to the "funny bone" in Syracuse?? I'd definitely go my man.” Not on schedule yet.

(28 May 2013 9:57 AM, PDT )

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As they say in the biz, my latest stand up, one hour special, 'Whelmed...But Not Overly' DROPS today. Watch your toes.

(28 May 2013 7:40 AM, PDT )

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“@EricRoberts: @kevin_nealon And hilarious U were! Didn't U once find "Mr.Short Term Memory" in that garage?” I can't remember

(27 May 2013 9:54 AM, PDT )

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Heading to South Africa tomorrow. Any thing I should be concerned about?

(27 May 2013 8:41 AM, PDT )

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@keatonsimons @didbensam @Ericroberts - loving "If I Hadn't Forgotten" Great tune!

(26 May 2013 2:01 PM, PDT )

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“@ScottHamilton84: @kevin_nealon Bregu, Albania?” HAHA! Atlantic City. Good guess, though.

(26 May 2013 6:03 AM, PDT )

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“@RueDiBiaseTV: I saw Dana Carvey 17 years ago in Atlantic City. I'm sure he's killing again tonight with @kevin_nealon. Tearing it up now!

(24 May 2013 6:43 PM, PDT )

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Backstage and about to go on at the Tropicana with a couple old buddies.q http://t.co/VWbjw5HY85

(24 May 2013 5:12 PM, PDT )

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Any guesses? http://t.co/7ZtCH780JP

(24 May 2013 2:04 PM, PDT )

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RT @CobbsComedyClub: In 1986 it only cost $5 to see @Kevin_Nealon or @TheEllenShow! #tbt #ThrowbackThursday http://t.co/cdmlLSbCWR

(23 May 2013 1:12 PM, PDT )

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All great guesses!

(23 May 2013 8:21 AM, PDT )

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I wonder who is going to be on The Ellen Show today? #Ellen

(23 May 2013 7:41 AM, PDT )

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Come join me @TheLaughFactory Tonight night at 8PM with @AlonzoBodden, #SVU star @DianeNeal & more http://t.co/11nZ5Ge0wo"

(21 May 2013 1:02 PM, PDT )

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If I were a betting man, I’d put my money on you...coming to see me, Miller & Carvey @FoxwoodsCT on 5/25: http://t.co/fQGNMVbTWi

(20 May 2013 2:57 PM, PDT )

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Beautiful New Jersey as I train into NYC. Doesn't get any better than this! http://t.co/W6NA23BEDw

(19 May 2013 7:30 AM, PDT )

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Hi to all you tweeters at my show tonight at The Stress Factory! Glad you are here!

(18 May 2013 4:08 PM, PDT )

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Waiting for 'Star Trek - Into Darkness' to begin. Will be texting my thoughts throughout the movie.

(18 May 2013 10:02 AM, PDT )

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“@BigJonKinder: @kevin_nealon would that be Bacon, Plato and Hopper....6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.....” Close!

(18 May 2013 9:16 AM, PDT )

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Can i just give you their first names? Kevin, Dana, and Dennis on May 25th at Foxwoods Resort Casino: For tixs -http://t.co/fQGNMVbTWi

(17 May 2013 10:51 PM, PDT )

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“@AntComedy: @kevin_nealon a bunch of drunk Rutgers students?” That is the correct answer my friend!

(17 May 2013 8:50 AM, PDT )

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“@kerrygordonson: @kevin_nealon It's the gateway to the New Jersey Turnpike. That's what's written in their tourism brochure.” Oh, great!

(17 May 2013 8:49 AM, PDT )

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Hey, heres an idea! Lets meet at The Stress Factory in New Brunswick this Friday and Sat. Who knows what New Brunswick is known for?

(16 May 2013 7:55 PM, PDT )

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“@EricRoberts: @kevin_nealon When are you next visiting Ellen, my friend?” May 23rd!

(13 May 2013 10:19 PM, PDT )

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“@DopestDaniel: when i was in the 4th grade I saw u filming a commercial in NYC. U gave me your leftover pretzel. Thank you”. WELCOME!!

(11 May 2013 1:10 PM, PDT )

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Goodbye Jodi Arius, hello Ariel Castro.

(11 May 2013 10:10 AM, PDT )

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What happens if your soul mate sells their soul to the devil?

(10 May 2013 8:26 AM, PDT )

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I only dance to music that is timed to my restless leg syndrome.

(7 May 2013 8:00 PM, PDT )

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Visiting my old friend @normmacdonald on Norm MacDonald Live tonight. Heard Bob Einstein will be calling in! #VIdeoPodcastNet

(6 May 2013 3:26 PM, PDT )

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@lucycarin - it must've been the pot they were smoking. Glad you watched at least. : )

(6 May 2013 3:17 PM, PDT )

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Please stop telling me I can always get a job at Starbucks! #everyoneunemployed

(6 May 2013 8:53 AM, PDT )

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As of today, I am proud to say, our 6 yr old has reached the IQ level of a dumb blonde.

(5 May 2013 8:13 AM, PDT )

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“@TheWineWorker: @kevin_nealon The Dengue Epidural”. DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT WILL ADD TO THE LIST! THX

(3 May 2013 10:55 AM, PDT )

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“@SloppyEsses: @kevin_nealon you going on safari?” No, Sandler film.

(3 May 2013 10:53 AM, PDT )

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Which vaccination do I NOT need for my travel to S. Africa? Yellow Fever Colonic Malaria Catheter Typhoid Titty Twister

(3 May 2013 7:06 AM, PDT )

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Can you spot @pattonoswalt in this picture? http://t.co/HupfjUbEI7

(29 April 2013 7:40 PM, PDT )

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Just finished a film with @ElizabethBanks called 'Walk of Shame,' -- doing something I've never done before! In theaters 9/20.

(29 April 2013 12:27 PM, PDT )

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Thanks for getting in San Francisco! Great laughers! Til next time... #cobbscomedyclub

(28 April 2013 10:47 AM, PDT )

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C-Span camera operator makes The Office camera-work seem like a steady-cam. #nerdprom

(27 April 2013 7:53 PM, PDT )

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What not to wear at a Hollywood premiere... #nerdprom

(27 April 2013 7:42 PM, PDT )

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Wouldn't it be enough for George W to just add a wing onto his father's library? #BushCenter

(25 April 2013 8:57 AM, PDT )

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The George W Bush Center dedication seems like a perfect setting for a Friars Roast. #BushCenter

(25 April 2013 8:53 AM, PDT )

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Does anyone know if David Ortiz is available to do the commencement speech at my kid's school? #Papi

(23 April 2013 2:51 PM, PDT )

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Thanks DC for all your bipartisan laughs! #dcimprov

(22 April 2013 7:30 AM, PDT )

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Everyone should let Boston teams win today.

(20 April 2013 2:58 PM, PDT )

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Tulips protesting outside the Whitehouse. http://t.co/OWd9NQXZkV

(20 April 2013 9:20 AM, PDT )

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Hook a car up to that boat trailer and pull him to jail!

(19 April 2013 5:31 PM, PDT )

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Had a fun time on Dom Irerra's podcast airing tomorrow, Sat. 4/20/13

(19 April 2013 3:20 PM, PDT )

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Sussex or Georgetown? http://t.co/t8a5E99XGT

(19 April 2013 2:30 PM, PDT )

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Great time to be in DC and a great time to be at DC Improv tonight - Sunday. I'll be there in full bloom! http://t.co/6P7T7gKyWC

(18 April 2013 2:41 PM, PDT )

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Visiting http://t.co/GkGsKXABaK at 1pm PST. Ask me anything. Start thinking of questions.

(16 April 2013 9:20 AM, PDT )

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Sending healing thoughts and prayers to the people of Boston. This news just gets worse as more facts come in.

(15 April 2013 8:27 PM, PDT )

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I can't believe Jay-Z went to Cuba. Isn't Dennis Rodman our ambassador??

(15 April 2013 12:46 PM, PDT )

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Replacing all the mirrors in my house with various people who just tell me I look tired and pasty.

(14 April 2013 8:07 PM, PDT )

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Just read a really funny book by @kellyoxford "Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar".

(14 April 2013 4:12 PM, PDT )

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“@JoeHendler9: @NicolaSoundz @jpostig @kevin_nealon Some of my best work!! http://t.co/vxphEoVoHd”

(11 April 2013 4:54 PM, PDT )

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“@Rosie: @kevin_nealon - yup - I live there !!” I'll keep my eyes out for ya!

(11 April 2013 4:51 PM, PDT )

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Ever been to West Nyack, NY? Me neither. My first time will be this weekend at Levity Live. For tixs; http://t.co/FyYbxhL0Id

(11 April 2013 3:28 PM, PDT )

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Should i consult a doctor if my energy drink lasts longer than five hours?

(31 March 2013 8:52 PM, PDT )

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Breaking News: GooGoo Dolls announce tour with Lady Gaga - The GooGoo GaGa Tour!

(30 March 2013 9:58 PM, PDT )

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We can make an evening of it - you and me at the Punchline in Sacramento, Ca. Tonight and tomorrow. http://t.co/zETTOliVpU

(29 March 2013 2:43 PM, PDT )

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RT @DennisDMZ: I'm recording an hour with Dana Carvey & @kevin_nealon on Tuesday. If you have any questions, tweet them to me with #

(25 March 2013 6:30 PM, PDT )

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Thanks for the yuks Houston and hello Nashville! Tonight at Zanies! http://t.co/1B5eIssjy7

(24 March 2013 6:45 AM, PDT )

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I'm following @JustAskNF. Tough disease and great cause. Please help if you can.

(23 March 2013 7:50 PM, PDT )

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Saw a hot cougar sitting in a jaguar wearing a leopard print sweater. Talk about sending mixed signals

(23 March 2013 4:53 PM, PDT )

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RT @JustAskNF: Reggie with Kevin Nealon http://t.co/FFJnHy6WcU

(23 March 2013 5:51 AM, PDT )

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Making my way over to the grand ol' Zanies in Nashville this Sunday evening - 7:30pm http://t.co/1B5eIssjy7

(22 March 2013 8:03 PM, PDT )

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Me and a bunch of Texans at the Houston Improv this weekend! Texas style! Woot Woot! http://t.co/cl8kWHVx5l

(21 March 2013 8:43 PM, PDT )

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Happy Birthday @carlreiner 91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer... Mazel Tov, my friend!

(20 March 2013 9:05 PM, PDT )

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Starting my run in the L.A. Marathon right now so I finish in the middle of the pack tomorrow. #MarathonStrategy

(16 March 2013 10:44 AM, PDT )

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RT @SukiYeagley: Happy 10th anniversary you two! @Kimwilliamspais & @BradPaisley

(15 March 2013 9:33 PM, PDT )

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Glad Carnival Cruise Is not an airline.

(15 March 2013 9:21 AM, PDT )

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Breaking News: Pope Francis announces he's retiring. First time in 7 days that a Pope has called it quits.

(13 March 2013 2:00 PM, PDT )

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Thanks for the yucks and your flats, Salt Lake City! See ya next time. #Wiseguys

(9 March 2013 9:55 AM, PST )

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@jeremy_akins my

(4 March 2013 9:14 AM, PST )

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Heard my doctor order five sugars for his coffee at the McDonalds Drive thru. #pocketdial

(3 March 2013 11:46 AM, PST )

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Places to look for a new Pope - not in the woods. #Pope

(1 March 2013 8:47 PM, PST )

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I may catch a basketball game with Kim Jung-un tomorrow.

(1 March 2013 8:46 PM, PST )

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Look who I ran into here in Vail! #GooGooDolls http://t.co/lC9zko1wTy

(1 March 2013 7:51 PM, PST )

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Happy Birthday to the beautiful, loving, amazing wife and mother, @Sukiyeagley! Congratulations baby!

(27 February 2013 1:15 PM, PST )

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“@steveagee: @kevin_nealon tenacious D?” Yes, I suppose they may be on as well.

(26 February 2013 3:46 PM, PST )

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Guess who's on Conan tonight?

(26 February 2013 3:29 PM, PST )

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Best part of the Oscars! #JenniferHudson

(24 February 2013 7:01 PM, PST )

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“@AndyKindler: @kevin_nealon Who are they? Everyone I'm following is tweeting about "Meet the Press."” Just you!!

(24 February 2013 6:33 PM, PST )

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Oh man, do I follow some really funny tweeters!!! Keep em coming!! Haha!

(24 February 2013 6:29 PM, PST )

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Que Jaws music! Hurry!

(24 February 2013 6:26 PM, PST )

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Nice to see Johnny Winter win something.

(24 February 2013 6:09 PM, PST )

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He's still doing the German accent guy

(24 February 2013 5:51 PM, PST )

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Jennifer Hudson lost tons of weight since Precious. #Oscars

(24 February 2013 5:19 PM, PST )

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Is Hathaway lactating???

(24 February 2013 5:14 PM, PST )

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