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In my unfortunate case the lyrics should be: The rhythm is gonna trip you. #MiamiSoundMachineTweet

(17 May 2013 4:03 PM, PDT )

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Nice try people who claim to be human beings in their Twitter bio but I know a paranoid alien when I see one.

(16 May 2013 12:07 PM, PDT )

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RT @SouthLALAland: #thatpersonwewouldallgiveourlastoreoto can only be @ShawnHatosy. http://t.co/IPBw759SGj

(15 May 2013 3:05 PM, PDT )

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RT @MarkPerigard: Congrats to @shawnhatosy for landing CBS' #Reckless - as a corrupt cop. Sammy would be so pissed.

(15 May 2013 8:06 AM, PDT )

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Just found out I'm older than Blake Shelton oh god I'm dying you guys

(14 May 2013 10:44 PM, PDT )

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It's the profiles with over 100k followers but no Google footprint that frighten me the most.

(14 May 2013 9:28 PM, PDT )

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For as wonderful as John Hamm is, I bet he can't do a handstand on a skateboard. I bet he can't juggle... whatever

(14 May 2013 3:16 PM, PDT )

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I know you guys were probably worried but I don't have to change my Twitter bio just yet.

(13 May 2013 8:14 AM, PDT )

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CBS Adds Catherine Hardwicke Legal Drama Series 'Reckless' http://t.co/psviCxUq6T via @THR

(12 May 2013 3:33 PM, PDT )

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Noooooooooooo! http://t.co/LP3XJ3fSKz

(11 May 2013 8:37 PM, PDT )

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Just when I think my day can't get any brighter, BOOM-- Mario Lopez at The Grove.

(11 May 2013 10:24 AM, PDT )

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Yes, curiosity killed the cat, but don't forget, the cat had 9 lives. R.I.P. That was one suspicious feline.

(11 May 2013 9:45 AM, PDT )

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Goodbye ‘Southland’: The stars discuss the cop show’s legacy http://t.co/EirSFCMN9f

(11 May 2013 7:52 AM, PDT )

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#FF these costume cops. I Love you fuckers @Cudlitz @ben_mckenzie @ReginaKing @Tailwindturner @CThomasHowell @TomEScott @KevinMAlejandro

(10 May 2013 7:49 PM, PDT )

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RT @DadandBuried: Yes Dear Hunter #CanceledMerylStreepShows

(10 May 2013 6:16 PM, PDT )

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RT @theWORLDinGD: @ShawnHatosy 'Til Death Becomes Her #CanceledMerylStreepShows

(10 May 2013 6:06 PM, PDT )

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RT @fred_dog: @ShawnHatosy How I Met Your Mamma Mia #CanceledMerylStreepShows

(10 May 2013 6:06 PM, PDT )

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RT @NotJPo: Defending Your Life Goes On #CanceledMerylStreepShows

(10 May 2013 6:04 PM, PDT )

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RT @MarlaLynch: @ShawnHatosy Thank-you for cheering us up. You are the best. "Sammy's Choice." #CanceledMerylStreepShows

(10 May 2013 6:02 PM, PDT )

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RT @Req7uiem: @ShawnHatosy Julia & Julia & Julia Louis-Dreyfus #CanceledMerylStreepShows

(10 May 2013 5:57 PM, PDT )

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Cosmo Kramer vs Kramer #CanceledMerylStreepShows

(10 May 2013 5:47 PM, PDT )

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My show was axed and I'm watching Meryl Streep on TV. So you know what that means?#CanceledMerylStreepShows Nash Bridges of Madison County

(10 May 2013 5:46 PM, PDT )

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RT @adam_bryant: Despite my #Southland sadness, TNT must be thanked for giving us as many years as it did. @Cudlitz @ben_mckenzie @ShawnHat…

(10 May 2013 2:12 PM, PDT )

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A sad day for #Southland fans. Much appreciation to all the fans who supported us through 5 seasons; It's been an amazing creative journey.

(10 May 2013 1:49 PM, PDT )

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Give me convenience, or give me an Adobe Flash Player download.

(10 May 2013 11:55 AM, PDT )

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Another piece of great acting advice: If the scene gets boring, just raise your voice. It's hard not to pay attention to someone screaming

(9 May 2013 9:38 PM, PDT )

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Saw an ad for Johnson's Baby that basically said we have to moisturize babies w/ their product or babies will look like leather duffle bags

(9 May 2013 8:54 PM, PDT )

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Rankings in order of relevance: 1 Rock star/musician 2 Athlete 3 Movie star 4 Reality star 5 TV actor 6 Twitter famous 7 Cable TV actor

(9 May 2013 2:47 PM, PDT )

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So, I guess I'm not allowed to say "the baby is being a dick" even if it's behind his back.

(8 May 2013 6:00 PM, PDT )

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I can tell he's my kid by the way he stuffs Goldfish into his mouth.

(8 May 2013 5:01 PM, PDT )

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Rolling Stone magazine writes about #Southland http://t.co/2KnmeBHDV9

(8 May 2013 10:44 AM, PDT )

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Checked in on Klout & instead of giving me my score they offered me 5% of the company because I Klout so hard.

(7 May 2013 10:38 PM, PDT )

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@fred_dog 3rd base

(7 May 2013 10:19 PM, PDT )

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We should be allowed to give wedgies to any fuckface using the "old phone" ringtone on the iPhone. The louder the ring, the longer the wedge

(7 May 2013 10:11 PM, PDT )

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@theyearofelan something like this but with your name painted on it... really fancy though. http://t.co/aUZ7I3j5mZ

(7 May 2013 7:42 PM, PDT )

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@theyearofelan okay, you're executive producer of his life & you get a chair with name if you donate 10k. Seems fair.

(7 May 2013 7:39 PM, PDT )

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A doc about LA private school starring my son. Need help to raise pricey tuition $ w/ Kickstarter. I'll donate the camera/iPhone with apps.

(7 May 2013 7:28 PM, PDT )

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Posting Candy Crush score on Facebook seems like a loser thing to do but at least I'm a loser with 5 free extra lives & some candy to crush.

(7 May 2013 10:32 AM, PDT )

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Wolf Blitzer, Stone Phillips & Lester Holt's folks gave them porn names but despite that, they persevered & ended up w/ noble TV careers.

(7 May 2013 9:45 AM, PDT )

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Supermarket assholes are sending mixed signals by offering a sample cheese plate then giving attitude when I eat a healthy but fair amount

(6 May 2013 9:51 PM, PDT )

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My tweets are dumb & immature but Ellen says "boo" & scares a celebrity, my lady is rolling on the floor laughing.

(6 May 2013 5:55 PM, PDT )

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If your script has a chase scene of any sort involving a close call with a baby carriage--congratulations, you're an accountant!

(5 May 2013 10:59 AM, PDT )

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Oh Man, I pressed the crosswalk button before my 6yr old & he's behaving like Michael Corleone did when he learned of Fredo's betrayal.

(5 May 2013 8:09 AM, PDT )

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Humble pie sounds disgusting.

(4 May 2013 8:12 AM, PDT )

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Got an audition for a character that's a parkour master. Told wife & she laughed & spit out her tea but joke's on her cuz it's not a comedy.

(3 May 2013 8:14 PM, PDT )

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I just heard a real live British person say the words - queue, loo, shag & snog in the same conversation. I hit the Cockney jackpot.

(3 May 2013 1:23 PM, PDT )

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RT @robfee: I hope Scott Pilgrim never has to fight all of Taylor Swift’s exes.

(1 May 2013 8:16 PM, PDT )

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RT @robfee: Roses are meh, violets are whatever, everything is bland, whatever, this is boring. - Kristen Stewart's Valentine's Day Card

(1 May 2013 8:16 PM, PDT )

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The only thing more annoying than a new baby is a new parent.

(1 May 2013 10:24 AM, PDT )

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If I'm not soothed, all will be miserable. Plus I will shit on u. Oh, & I'm gonna lick that electrical socket if u don't watch me. -babies

(1 May 2013 8:28 AM, PDT )

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Come to think of it, I've never not double dipped

(30 April 2013 7:12 AM, PDT )

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A HANGOVER SEQUEL EVERY SUMMER FOR THE REST OF TIME

(29 April 2013 9:48 PM, PDT )

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My 1st grade son just spelled restaurant without using autocorrect and now he's officially the best male speller in this house.

(29 April 2013 9:22 PM, PDT )

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If only Steve Jobs' vision 4 the iPad included a hoverboard feature, we'd all be floating around but hipsters would still prob be on bikes.

(28 April 2013 3:57 PM, PDT )

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If any of my married so called friends had selected me as best man, my toast would've been the perfect mix of heartfelt & hilarious whatever

(28 April 2013 3:50 PM, PDT )

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A DJ but they sample music AND snacks.

(28 April 2013 3:46 PM, PDT )

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Went to a wedding last night and I just wanted to congratulate the lucky people who got to sit at my table.

(28 April 2013 8:55 AM, PDT )

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Me: If you don't shape up I'm taking your bike away Son: ... Me: Dessert Son: ... Me: TV Son: ... Me: I'm taking the iPad away Son: NOOO!

(27 April 2013 3:00 PM, PDT )

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Such a dangerously fine line between rocking this baby to sleep and the camel clutch.

(26 April 2013 7:16 AM, PDT )

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RT @IamEnidColeslaw: The girl kept her eyes on the ground as the cashier rang up her cat litter & tampons. "I have a lot of internet fr…

(25 April 2013 4:42 PM, PDT )

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RT @IamEnidColeslaw: Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, "Like you mean it."

(25 April 2013 4:41 PM, PDT )

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RT @IamEnidColeslaw: Today's hairstyle is called, "And I didn't brush my teeth either."

(25 April 2013 4:41 PM, PDT )

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RT @juliussharpe: Being "funny on twitter" is like being good-looking in a mental hospital.

(25 April 2013 4:34 PM, PDT )

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Following me is just like following an athlete you respect. I'm not so great with the inspirational stuff but my poor grammar is on pointe.

(25 April 2013 7:38 AM, PDT )

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RT @justinbieber: i love lamp

(25 April 2013 7:21 AM, PDT )

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Honeydew is the AT&T of the melon group.

(24 April 2013 11:16 AM, PDT )

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I like Shakira fine but I'd probably respect her way more if she changed her name to Shequila.

(24 April 2013 10:00 AM, PDT )

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This little spaz just said "amaze balls". I'm throwing in the towel & buying him the stupid Crocs he wanted.

(24 April 2013 8:12 AM, PDT )

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Holy shit , I want a dragon.

(24 April 2013 7:20 AM, PDT )

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Hate it when I'm staring into someone's window, watching them cook bacon & they make eye contact w/ me like we know each other or something.

(23 April 2013 3:08 PM, PDT )

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Settle down with the cockiness, Ferrari dude. You're driving a car, not the fucking Millennium Falcon.

(23 April 2013 11:50 AM, PDT )

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Twitter can be FUN like when little Forrest Gump makes a friend on the bus, then I remember Jenny died of AIDS & I'm depressed/normal again.

(23 April 2013 10:37 AM, PDT )

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RT @justinbieber: i see

(22 April 2013 4:43 PM, PDT )

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The shorter the bangs, the redder the flag.

(22 April 2013 8:53 AM, PDT )

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My baby's name is Leo & this morning I inadvertently called him LiLo... next thing I know, it's all over TMZ & my car smells like Red Bull.

(22 April 2013 8:38 AM, PDT )

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Some of your cats look absolutely delicious. Happy Earth Day.

(22 April 2013 7:16 AM, PDT )

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RT @AmyV1975: @ShawnHatosy amazed that best buy doesnt carry southland but does carry every season of pawn stars. thats xciting tv right th…

(21 April 2013 7:17 PM, PDT )

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And the Celebrity Douche of the Year race is heating up now that a female has entered the competition

(21 April 2013 6:24 PM, PDT )

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This baby will literally grab anyone's boob-- he doesn't even care, and nobody gives him any shit for it.

(21 April 2013 6:00 PM, PDT )

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Why do so many cowardly chefs stop at 4 cheeses on pizza? What are they afraid of... sliced heaven?

(20 April 2013 9:16 PM, PDT )

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Can't believe they haven't rebooted that movie Roadhouse yet with a rugged/handsome Australian playing the Swayze role

(20 April 2013 8:14 PM, PDT )

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Don't think there's anyway for this not to sound a little douchey, but being a powerhouse role model is not as easy as it looks.

(20 April 2013 7:54 PM, PDT )

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RT @SethMacFarlane: Love my pals at Fox, but the fact that a Big Bang Theory RERUN just beat American Idol delights me. Yay scripted shows.…

(20 April 2013 7:30 PM, PDT )

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Some people are SO obsessed with the beach & I'm thinking, big deal, it's just the sun, sand & saltwater... It's not like it's a couch fort.

(20 April 2013 2:10 PM, PDT )

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You can tell exactly what kind of asshole you are dealing with by the way they maneuver their shopping cart.

(20 April 2013 11:59 AM, PDT )

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RT @rachow: Please bid on this book of handwritten tweets! http://t.co/q8KB1ZHgIY Includes pgs from @alyankovic @JasonBiggs @pattonoswalt @…

(20 April 2013 10:10 AM, PDT )

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Just took a pic of my balls and I'm waiting for this camera to add 10 pounds...WTF?

(20 April 2013 10:02 AM, PDT )

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That interview scene in Talladega Nights where Ricky Bobby isn't sure what to do w/ his hands is exactly how I feel at all times.

(20 April 2013 9:37 AM, PDT )

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Of course you can't unring a bell. Unring isn't a word. You also can't unsend a tweet.

(19 April 2013 9:38 PM, PDT )

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Larry Bird was one of the greatest basketball players of all time and his body looked, at its very best, about as good as John C Reilly's.

(19 April 2013 8:23 PM, PDT )

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“@realDonaldTrump: Is the Boston killer eligible for Obama Care to bring him back to health?” You are a soulless douchebag

(19 April 2013 6:11 PM, PDT )

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I just love reality shows about storage closets, and hillbillies yuckin' it up, and the Kardashian twins! --the average American tv viewer

(19 April 2013 2:39 PM, PDT )

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If #Southland is canceled (don't know yet), 1.8 million $2 contributions will be enough to make a 2 hour movie so we can check in on Cooper.

(19 April 2013 12:01 PM, PDT )

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Southland live overall viewer ratings at 10pm: 1.8 million. Duck Dynasty's ratings: 8.6 million. Don't blame TNT, people. Blame the morons.

(19 April 2013 8:58 AM, PDT )

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I'd like to take a moment to point out to my 9th grade algebra teacher that I did amount to something & algebra had nothing to do with it.

(18 April 2013 12:57 PM, PDT )

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Even though showing emotion is for weaklings, I'll make this one exception: Thank you for the #Southland love. It means a lot to me.

(18 April 2013 8:30 AM, PDT )

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RT @adam_bryant: Oh my god. #southland

(17 April 2013 10:13 PM, PDT )

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CNN confirming Walter White aka Heisenberg is a suspect in the ricin letter attacks. Stay tuned.

(17 April 2013 1:28 PM, PDT )

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'Southland' season (or series?) finale: 'We're just getting into the meat of who these people are' http://t.co/xO5QlUqbqC via @EW

(17 April 2013 10:50 AM, PDT )

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Last thing-- tonight's #Southland, whether it's the series finale or not... it's fantastic! You must watch it live

(17 April 2013 8:59 AM, PDT )

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