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Nothing can make you feel quite as tough as Steve Winwood's "Back in the High Life" shuffling into your headphones at gym.

(25 May 2012 8:59 AM, PDT )

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@KevinMAlejandro NATE! Congrats on your new show buddy!

(22 May 2012 11:50 AM, PDT )

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“@gotasister: @ShawnHatosy who cares what he orders ... The chick you're with is hot” Mrs. Hatosy!

(20 May 2012 12:55 PM, PDT )

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He's back and he's hungry -- http://t.co/oGdK8dIT

(20 May 2012 9:28 AM, PDT )

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JESUS CHRIST! http://t.co/2g66fO2n

(20 May 2012 9:07 AM, PDT )

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Doggy style! http://t.co/8UKEBFxm

(19 May 2012 11:48 AM, PDT )

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I'm pretty sure FRACKING is what you call the strange walrus like dance moves Katy Perry attempts while lip synching.

(19 May 2012 9:29 AM, PDT )

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Will someone please tell Siri she is useless? I'd tell her myself but I'm not talking to that asshole anymore.

(18 May 2012 6:44 PM, PDT )

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@Southland_TNT Tammi Bryant found strangled. No suspects.

(18 May 2012 5:32 PM, PDT )

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DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN! http://t.co/l3KvYtej

(18 May 2012 5:04 PM, PDT )

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“@rarocha1: Headline will be about the self-important jackass who tweeted that drivel.”easy, took me like 10 min to come up with that drivel

(15 May 2012 4:45 AM, PDT )

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Valerie Bertinelli on this flight. If we crash she'll def be the headline, but promise me a small pic (not fat Sammy) on like pg 6. Okay?

(15 May 2012 3:27 AM, PDT )

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“@GloriaLTadaro: @ShawnHatosy @Southland_TNT Why didn't u go to Japan?

(12 May 2012 2:37 PM, PDT )

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“@Southland_TNT: #SouthLAnd Caption This: http://t.co/f2W1erJk” DAVID CARUSO

(11 May 2012 9:52 AM, PDT )

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Donut shop doesn't accept credit card but they have an ATM which means way too much pass code and guilty effort for a fucking maple bar.

(10 May 2012 7:31 PM, PDT )

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@TROYGARITY hey pal! Follow Troy. Not only is he a great actor but he is way more intelligent than me which really isn't saying much-

(9 May 2012 4:17 PM, PDT )

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And Southland was too dirty and gritty for 9pm? http://t.co/B1ubutAZ

(9 May 2012 4:07 PM, PDT )

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Sometimes she just calls me a "D bag"which is pretty funny. Try it.

(9 May 2012 4:06 PM, PDT )

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Game of Thrones is a great show but your wife will call you a douche bag for liking it.

(9 May 2012 2:54 PM, PDT )

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I just signed another 2yr contract with AT&T! Siri, why do I keep torturing myself?

(9 May 2012 8:56 AM, PDT )

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Good morning friends!

(9 May 2012 7:41 AM, PDT )

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#SouthLAnd season 5 is official!!!! Thank you Southland fans for believing in us.

(4 May 2012 10:12 AM, PDT )

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RT @wbword: #Southland was honored by #HomeboyIndustries at the 10th Annual Lo Maximo Awards dinner. See why: http://t.co/f06yR8GU

(3 May 2012 6:34 PM, PDT )

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I think my ass tweets are more funny than my brain tweets.

(3 May 2012 11:20 AM, PDT )

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Not sure who wrote that last tweet but it wasn't me --

(1 May 2012 3:21 PM, PDT )

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RT @Jake_R6: @ShawnHatosy I need more SouthLAnd http://t.co/xa0DhIY6

(23 April 2012 2:59 PM, PDT )

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If you take away that unpleasant noise and their hideous appearance then flip flops are awesome!

(20 April 2012 4:28 PM, PDT )

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@automatedcc wheelbarrow it is!

(18 April 2012 3:08 PM, PDT )

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@automatedcc thanks

(18 April 2012 3:07 PM, PDT )

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Any #southland writers paying attention? That's what I want, a Segway scooter. Keep Ben running on foot to please the ladies -- thanks

(18 April 2012 2:11 PM, PDT )

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Or one of these! http://t.co/CbKpZOo0

(18 April 2012 2:04 PM, PDT )

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Just saying, if they don't renew soon, @ben_mckenzie will be dropping Sammy off at eating rehab #Southland s5 #southland

(18 April 2012 1:13 PM, PDT )

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No acting jobs forthcoming but I've decided my next role will be a feckless fat guy, which suits my current eating strategy.

(18 April 2012 12:33 PM, PDT )

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Sammy riding a skateboard usually gets disappointing/confused glares from cops in LA.

(17 April 2012 8:37 AM, PDT )

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I ate 3 slices of pizza AND ice cream cake at a 6 yr old b-day party. Who's not edgy suckers?

(14 April 2012 4:01 PM, PDT )

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“@lajunglist: @ShawnHatosy am I a goat?”and to that I say, you are what you eat

(14 April 2012 11:59 AM, PDT )

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@SkeeterKudzu called back 4 times for the roll of Moe

(14 April 2012 9:56 AM, PDT )

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@Darla_JM no official word yet

(14 April 2012 9:56 AM, PDT )

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Another movie I didn't get -- This one might make you smile a little. http://t.co/5OPX2F99

(14 April 2012 9:40 AM, PDT )

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@needz2dream too cliche

(14 April 2012 9:31 AM, PDT )

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To those newbies who say things like "I joined twitter reluctantly." Welcome reluctant followers, or as like to call you, goats.

(14 April 2012 9:25 AM, PDT )

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@ben_mckenzie @cudlitz The Joy tweeting that photo with your name on it brought me is unhealthy.

(13 April 2012 9:12 AM, PDT )

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Me, @cudlitz and @ben_mckenzie at wb event! http://t.co/dBugDMk7

(12 April 2012 11:12 PM, PDT )

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Stylist at last photo shoot tried to dress me in skinny jeans. That's like jamming a shark into a ziplock bag. #swashbuckler

(12 April 2012 1:34 PM, PDT )

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Skinny jeans are for pirates. Sorry hipsters.

(12 April 2012 12:45 PM, PDT )

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“@jojangles1: Ok gonna probably regret asking but who's Sammy? @ShawnHatosy” the bad ass mofo I play on Southland!

(11 April 2012 3:04 PM, PDT )

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Me: "You have to wear a helmet." Son: "How come you're not wearing one?" Me: "Because Sammy doesn't wear a helmet." Son: "Who's Sammy?"

(11 April 2012 8:49 AM, PDT )

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#SouthLAnd what rhymes with Reason Jive?

(10 April 2012 8:42 AM, PDT )

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@DestAmerica @jonmhein I am a sucker for Krispy Kreme... I mean my character is

(4 April 2012 1:40 PM, PDT )

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Pretty sure Sammy will sport Seneca beard S5. Still waiting for the pick up though.

(4 April 2012 1:38 PM, PDT )

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@jonmhein @DestAmerica Congrats Jon -- I'll be watching!

(4 April 2012 1:16 PM, PDT )

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@bigebee @mygeektime no logical reason. Did you try iTunes?

(3 April 2012 5:33 PM, PDT )

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Due to crappy jury duty experience never opening mail again. Sorry Amex.

(3 April 2012 11:36 AM, PDT )

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“@TopherOuta518: since Im a great fan of u you should hire me 2 b assistant or something so I can live awesomely in Hollywood??”okay!! My #

(3 April 2012 11:21 AM, PDT )

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Best script note ever--"have you ever considered changing the font?"

(3 April 2012 10:52 AM, PDT )

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@Cudlitz Everyday we don't hear is another day #Southland fans can hammer @tntweknowdrama for more than 10 episodes.

(2 April 2012 8:59 PM, PDT )

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Pretty good chance I'll go see this Check out the trailer for TED, Seth MacFarlane's feature directing debut -- http://t.co/7JOLfZdx

(1 April 2012 6:49 PM, PDT )

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Check out this picture I painted of my parents! http://t.co/KeWEXndE

(1 April 2012 2:01 PM, PDT )

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Halfway through kindergarten year and it's apparent my kid has above average intelligence. This is hard for me -- thought he was a genius.

(31 March 2012 8:23 AM, PDT )

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My fortune cookie "Character is who you are when no one is watching." -- What!?????? This is terrible news.

(30 March 2012 7:41 PM, PDT )

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Note to young actors -- forget acting. Learn how to sing or dance or kick ass or take off your shirt like Ryan Reynolds.

(30 March 2012 10:37 AM, PDT )

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If I ever use the word "actually" in an interview again, I give you permission to punch me in the balls.

(30 March 2012 10:13 AM, PDT )

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I have a gift for awkwardnessin person, so if you see me and think we went to high school together--chances are we didn't.

(29 March 2012 6:41 PM, PDT )

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Sometimes I'll roll up to cops at stoplights, wave at them like I'm one of them -they're like "what are you waving at us for?" #costumecop

(29 March 2012 11:45 AM, PDT )

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A little concerned that people thought the orange jumpsuit/shackles thing occurred in a real courtroom. Your opinion of me hurts.

(29 March 2012 11:30 AM, PDT )

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“@hank_drew: @ShawnHatosy you have to explain the orange jumpsuit!”killed 7 injured 12 in a shooting rampage due to schizophrenia-- #actor

(29 March 2012 11:26 AM, PDT )

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"Well, the last time I was in a courtroom I was wearing an orange jump suit, bulletproof vest and shackles." not a lie

(29 March 2012 10:13 AM, PDT )

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“@ImJESSPlayin: @ShawnHatosy jury duty? ;)” yup and these mofos watch Southland for sure!

(29 March 2012 9:36 AM, PDT )

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“@danielletbd: @ShawnHatosy DMV?”nope but good guess

(29 March 2012 9:35 AM, PDT )

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I am with the most culturally diverse group of people in LA. Where am I? Guesses?

(29 March 2012 9:33 AM, PDT )

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Meant waisted... But "wasted" works too if you know what I mean!

(29 March 2012 9:09 AM, PDT )

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To the brave man standing across from me sporting elastic wasted jeans and pager -- Bold retro style.

(29 March 2012 9:04 AM, PDT )

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If Peeta loves Katniss sooo much, why didn't he take out those f-ckers when they were asleep under the tree? Anybody?

(28 March 2012 5:41 PM, PDT )

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Please sign the petition to Save Pickfair Studios. Your signature would help out The Petition Site http://t.co/xoITP7jw

(27 March 2012 11:28 AM, PDT )

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RT @MsAllisonAnders: Help me save our silent and classic film history let's get 1000 signatures, we're so close! http://t.co/MfNRl3Jx

(27 March 2012 11:23 AM, PDT )

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Does anybody else agree that the little Draper girl would make a great character in a horror film?

(26 March 2012 9:31 AM, PDT )

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RT @jdharm: First we waste our time with Kim Kardashian....now we're wasting flour on her?? What is this world coming to?

(23 March 2012 9:16 AM, PDT )

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I adore you #Southland fans-- thanks for the positive tweets. Let me know if you want to talk about your feelings Sammy Bryant style. #alive

(21 March 2012 2:23 PM, PDT )

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#Southland season is way too short. Season 5. At least 15 episodes. RT if you're with me. Don't be shy @tntweknowdrama

(20 March 2012 8:25 PM, PDT )

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@carefree1777 @bluegrassbabe3 happy #Southland finale--

(20 March 2012 5:20 PM, PDT )

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#Southland tonight! #seasonfinale

(20 March 2012 7:48 AM, PDT )

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People keep coming up to me on the street and asking me If I'm alive #Southland http://t.co/64QvDO1w

(19 March 2012 2:07 PM, PDT )

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! My son just asked "so if I don't wear green I get pinched?" Yes, you pastey little leprechaun --

(17 March 2012 12:19 PM, PDT )

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@susieorr happy birthday!

(16 March 2012 4:31 PM, PDT )

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Listen to this awesome podcast about parenting and other goodies w/ me @LynetteCarolla & @SWilderTaylor http://t.co/g8VADl8u via @AddThis

(16 March 2012 1:33 PM, PDT )

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Successfully convinced trusting son that "Donuts for Dads" is a legitimate charity.

(16 March 2012 8:28 AM, PDT )

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RT @Cudlitz: #SouthLAnd! .... Let TNT know you want more than 10 Eps. In season 5. http://t.co/1biRdDuy @ReginaKing @Ben_Mckenzie @Shaw

(15 March 2012 12:21 PM, PDT )

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Good day day #Southland friends-- I'm a golf ball!

(14 March 2012 11:43 AM, PDT )

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RT @TMSKate: #Southland: @ShawnHatosy defends Sammy, worries about Ben (Sherman, not McKenzie) http://t.co/SvioBgiz

(13 March 2012 12:41 PM, PDT )

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#Southland tonight!

(13 March 2012 7:50 AM, PDT )

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@megan8992 @ben_mckenzie Happy Birthday!

(10 March 2012 12:12 PM, PST )

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@Sieck72 Right, because all the building we've done for the past 2 decades has panned out. We have a QB. High price to pay but worth it.

(9 March 2012 8:51 PM, PST )

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#RG3 #Skins can you say #Hail? Can you say Braves on the warpath? #Hogs

(9 March 2012 8:23 PM, PST )

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RT @Variety_StuartL: All weekend plans on hold since 'Mad Men' screener has arrived.

(9 March 2012 2:59 PM, PST )

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RT @Cudlitz: FYI. the real LAPD is hiring. Go visit http://t.co/D3l7FKaK it's just like #SouthLAnd.. Except... there are rules and paper

(9 March 2012 10:26 AM, PST )

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@mocasarez who's talking politics? I don't like to think about politics when I'm watching cartoons. #mittnewt&rush

(8 March 2012 9:44 AM, PST )

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Mitt, Rush and Newt.... Hmmm. Sounds like a children's story. Maybe it is.

(8 March 2012 8:55 AM, PST )

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Hear the new #iPad has a Flux Capacitor and the ability to time travel but at&t won't include the service because they suck #1.21Gigawatts

(7 March 2012 10:12 AM, PST )

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@case_jessica What?! I'm bow legged?! Why didn't anybody tell me this?

(6 March 2012 8:42 PM, PST )

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Great #Southland episode tonight directed by the super talented @guynormanbee. Well done, my friend. #recognize

(6 March 2012 8:38 PM, PST )

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