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My favorite part of the turkey is the jive. Happy Thanksgiving! ?8^)

(24 November 2011 2:59 PM, PST )

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Yesterday, Jesus Jumped the fence in my backyard and ran across my lawn singing "my father owns this". In my excite... http://t.co/yxSL0tkj

(23 November 2011 12:21 PM, PST )

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While asking for a sign from heaven Buster became flustered by the persistance of the kissing fish. What does a sig... http://t.co/CCC9PNv6

(15 November 2011 4:00 PM, PST )

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Thanks @ETOnlineAlert for the shoutout. ?;^D http://t.co/YDk2cbHQ

(11 November 2011 12:02 PM, PST )

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While shooting ManOnTheMoon,Tony Clifton was beloved by all who could stand the smell of limburger cheese. ?;^P http://t.co/VFaMqz4g

(10 November 2011 6:14 PM, PST )

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@Dreaming_Juss sweet ?8^•

(9 November 2011 10:48 AM, PST )

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Undeniable! ?B^> http://t.co/C9rAW140

(9 November 2011 9:41 AM, PST )

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You know who I hate? Judgemental people. In my opinion they are worthless scum. ?;^P

(8 November 2011 9:36 AM, PST )

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I'm makin' a few long range plans just in case the Myan calender ends on Dec 21, 2012 and we're all still here. That sh*t could happen! ?B^•

(6 November 2011 9:10 PM, PST )

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#WISRN ?B^> http://t.co/pjvnXBrJ

(5 November 2011 8:34 AM, PDT )

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GAME! ?B^] http://t.co/FcQdrtS1

(5 November 2011 7:42 AM, PDT )

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#BOING! ?8^}

(4 November 2011 5:43 AM, PDT )

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There's a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh a time to cry a time to stop shaving and eat potato chips. ?B^¥

(3 November 2011 12:05 PM, PDT )

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@annabond ?;^•

(26 October 2011 9:03 PM, PDT )

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@Alikulov ?;^} The question mark represents my hair, my natural curiosity, and my desire to be a curiosity ?B^•

(26 October 2011 8:57 PM, PDT )

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@Theresthatbear #wisrn http://t.co/tDrNQ1Qi

(26 October 2011 8:48 PM, PDT )

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@Tweedles3 No you are! ?;^P

(26 October 2011 8:34 PM, PDT )

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@adityaparalkar I know you do and I #spankyoukindly ?;^}

(26 October 2011 8:29 PM, PDT )

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I'm so grateful to all of you. I love you with all of my heart! ?;^)

(26 October 2011 8:26 PM, PDT )

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I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers. ?B^P

(26 October 2011 12:11 AM, PDT )

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Goodmornoonevening world and welcome to the game of 'Enlightenment' (APPLAUSE) where contestants move on to higher l... http://t.co/BaTnReRA

(23 October 2011 1:12 PM, PDT )

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Life's a mirror tht shows us our beauty and blemishes. U either accept wht u see or u end up bloody n praying it doesn't leave a scar. ?B^]

(22 October 2011 1:36 PM, PDT )

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If you haven't seen this yet (http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ) click it and stick it in your #jimshapedhole ?B^P

(21 October 2011 3:18 PM, PDT )

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Click here to watch me play with myself http://t.co/3TYtfGjQ ?8^•

(18 October 2011 6:32 PM, PDT )

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Wisdom is quietly speaking 2 u, through everything u see. If you're getting high u may avoid some pain bt you're missing the real show. ?;^]

(16 October 2011 8:14 AM, PDT )

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I was lucky to grow up in Canada. Even in tough times, there was always so much 2 be thankful 4. I love it dearly! ?:^B http://t.co/yWvvGhJ0

(7 October 2011 5:03 PM, PDT )

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I told my therapist that I was upset because people keep saying I'm crazy so he sent me to this lovely place in the ... http://t.co/80n0saUf

(6 October 2011 10:25 AM, PDT )

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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever! ?;^}

(5 October 2011 9:07 PM, PDT )

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If future historians look bck 2 the blogs of our day 4 reference material it'll be a piss poor account of who we r. Or is that who we r ?;^\

(5 October 2011 10:32 AM, PDT )

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Yesterday some devil sd I painted sperm on my Ny studio bt the sperm is his filth n probably where he and the blogger shld have ended. ?;^]

(5 October 2011 10:10 AM, PDT )

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2 all u bullies out there in wht I now call 'The Flogosphere', the abused becomes the abuser so how could I feel anything but pity 4 u ?;^\

(4 October 2011 11:56 PM, PDT )

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If u could view the wrld without judgement or the fear of being judged, you'd truly be free bt there would be a lot less to talk about. ?;^)

(4 October 2011 12:04 AM, PDT )

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CAN I GET SOME #BOING OUT THERE?! ?B^@

(2 October 2011 8:44 AM, PDT )

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@Rajivcd95 #Goodmornoonevening Rajiv! Being creative is the best gift you can ever have or give to the world. I wish you tons of luck! ?;^D

(2 October 2011 8:36 AM, PDT )

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Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart ?;^} http://t.co/vZ2fYc8a

(30 September 2011 10:07 PM, PDT )

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Shana Tovah, my all my jewish friends. I love you! http://t.co/KAPca8r3

(29 September 2011 9:28 AM, PDT )

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You've all been so sweet. I'm a very lucky man! #spankyoukindly ?;^}

(28 September 2011 8:13 PM, PDT )

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This #Boing is brought to you by my super smart and beautiful friend Jessica. "Being Open Inspires New Growth!" ?;^•

(27 September 2011 1:36 PM, PDT )

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RT @Dragonfyre67: @JimCarrey Being One Incredibly Nice Guy

(26 September 2011 4:23 PM, PDT )

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RT @dan__hutch: @JimCarrey #Boing - Believing One's Ideas Nurtures Greatness =)

(26 September 2011 2:46 PM, PDT )

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RT @angelofmusic911: @JimCarrey #Boing - Becoming One In Nature's Game

(26 September 2011 2:44 PM, PDT )

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RT @RognnyX: @JimCarrey #Boing - Blaze Of Intelligence, Noticeable Glow? Haha

(26 September 2011 2:44 PM, PDT )

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RT @itszander: @JimCarrey Believing Or Imagining New Goals :)

(26 September 2011 2:43 PM, PDT )

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RT @NooryNoor: @JimCarrey Boundless Optimism, Inspiring Non-stop Gladness #BOING

(26 September 2011 2:43 PM, PDT )

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RT @romellovision: @JimCarrey #boing bringing our intentions near god's

(26 September 2011 2:40 PM, PDT )

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#Boing an acronym. Bouncing On Inspiration's Neverending Geyser, Believing Only In Natures Grace, to name a couple. Now U try ?;^)

(26 September 2011 2:09 PM, PDT )

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Your definitions of #Boing r astounding! U describe it better that i can. #Spankyoukindly. You r the #Boing beneath my wings! ?;^D

(26 September 2011 12:50 PM, PDT )

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RT @luketwigg: @JimCarrey #Boing is #carreyness ( the ability to see life as a ride not a journey )

(26 September 2011 12:12 PM, PDT )

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RT @JaneRobsonArt: @JimCarrey #BOING is true enlightenment. True love (unconditional), light, kindness, empathy, truth, honesty, integrity.

(26 September 2011 12:12 PM, PDT )

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RT @gogogrammargirl: @JimCarrey #Boing was holding my son for the first time :) x

(26 September 2011 12:10 PM, PDT )

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RT @BGsFinest86: @JimCarrey "if you #boing it, they will come!"

(26 September 2011 2:01 AM, PDT )

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RT @Margs53: @JimCarrey. I'm guessing #Boing is similar to Mojo? Energy or life essence? Xx

(26 September 2011 2:01 AM, PDT )

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RT @coff672: @JimCarrey The names Boing....James Boing

(26 September 2011 1:53 AM, PDT )

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RT @bgawlik17: @carlasalas27 @JimCarrey boing to me is like when something exciting is about to happen to me.

(26 September 2011 1:51 AM, PDT )

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RT @diamondlover2: @JimCarrey #BOING is becoming a Grandma for the first time. #PUREBOING

(26 September 2011 1:50 AM, PDT )

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RT @THErealMannyG: @JimCarrey #boing is what you do when you see that spcial someone in yourlife who you know that willalwys be therefor

(26 September 2011 1:49 AM, PDT )

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RT @SamaliaSwan: @JimCarrey #BOING is smth you can celebrate every day. HAPPY BOING TO EVERYONE!!!!

(26 September 2011 1:48 AM, PDT )

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RT @iAmChrisDK: @JimCarrey you want answers? I want the boing! You can't handle the boing!!

(26 September 2011 1:47 AM, PDT )

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RT @Liam_J1: @JimCarrey .. Nobody knows what #Boing is .. #Boing could be Chuck Norris.

(26 September 2011 1:46 AM, PDT )

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RT @neilsmaf: @JimCarrey #boing is the sound zebedee makes on the Magic Roundabout.(British kids tv program from when I was a kid)

(26 September 2011 1:45 AM, PDT )

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RT @roll_1up: boing - its your ticket to heaven @JimCarrey

(26 September 2011 1:43 AM, PDT )

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RT @postboxkid: @JimCarrey #boing is the sound an elastic band around you and your fans makes when it pulls us together :)

(26 September 2011 1:42 AM, PDT )

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RT @Pepe_le_Quoi: @JimCarrey But on a slightly more serious note... #Boing is all that is good. Love, joy, energy, being on top of the w

(26 September 2011 1:40 AM, PDT )

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RT @Tru_ENygma: @JimCarrey Sharing an ice cream cone w/a doggie!Having a doggie lick ur face!Laughing so hardUcry, ur stomach hurts,&Ual

(26 September 2011 1:38 AM, PDT )

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RT @BJMcElhaney: @JimCarrey #Boing is when ego drops out, and wonder and compassion and eagerness and love and relief break through.

(26 September 2011 1:37 AM, PDT )

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RT @_ichsan_yusril: @JimCarrey, #boing = everything that's fun.. ^^

(26 September 2011 1:37 AM, PDT )

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RT @majolovebananas: @JimCarrey all you Need is #Boing

(26 September 2011 1:36 AM, PDT )

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RT @minty4u: @JimCarrey Boing is that little push that helps in making dreams turn into reality d(^__^d)

(26 September 2011 1:34 AM, PDT )

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RT @tailsizkool: @JimCarrey oh and here is the google definition of boing:Representing the noise of a compressed spring suddenly released.

(26 September 2011 1:34 AM, PDT )

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RT @StreetLifePrez: @JimCarrey a burst of excitement

(26 September 2011 1:33 AM, PDT )

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@LoveKeanu ...she said to herself and then she went back to envying the dead. ?;^P

(23 September 2011 9:23 PM, PDT )

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@eulogew #spankyoukindly for waitin' Helena! b well. ?B^>

(23 September 2011 9:18 PM, PDT )

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If you're going to the 'I Heart Music Festival' in Sin City Nevada this weekend, have a blast but remember, "Whateve... http://t.co/n6Mc0vaK

(23 September 2011 8:23 PM, PDT )

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Be careful. When u send pics or art on yfrog i believe yfrog then owns all rights and are free to sell them for profit. I use 'Whosay' ?B^j

(23 September 2011 8:32 AM, PDT )

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@expo45 Content you put on yfrog is owned by them. Drawings photos. They own full rights. Sucks. Try 'Whosay'. You retain rights. ?;^>

(23 September 2011 8:23 AM, PDT )

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?;^j http://t.co/ZlmaYb95

(23 September 2011 1:24 AM, PDT )

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Tonight at the Church Of FFC (the name i've given my art studio) i finished a 16ft by 12ft painting titled 'Visible ... http://t.co/aIynlnlY

(21 September 2011 8:15 PM, PDT )

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@l1nd4_l1verp00l Maybe! ?B^>

(19 September 2011 10:55 AM, PDT )

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http://t.co/8w1l0peN ?B^P

(19 September 2011 10:01 AM, PDT )

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Only silly can fill that void inside u. I am the missing puzzle piece. Come to www.jimcarreytrulife.com and fill your #Jimshapedhole ?B^>

(19 September 2011 9:20 AM, PDT )

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Happy Emmy's.When you're done celebrating good 'old fashion entertainment' i'll b waiting 4 u on the cutting edge http://t.co/8w1l0peN ?B^•

(18 September 2011 4:26 PM, PDT )

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Pay attention to the space around the newspaper. If the news is on tv let your eyes wonder around the room and outsi... http://t.co/hdtj1mxN

(17 September 2011 9:15 AM, PDT )

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@JaneRobsonArt Good havin ya. #spankyoukindly ?;^]

(17 September 2011 8:25 AM, PDT )

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@rtbasschik She's adorable. ?;^)

(17 September 2011 8:23 AM, PDT )

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To thine own #Boing be tru! ?B^] http://t.co/ak3EaxBc

(16 September 2011 12:36 PM, PDT )

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For a better view of Carreyoke night at Arlene's Grocery in NYC? http://t.co/f2cUNkHL Never let the jealous hearts steal your #Boing ?B^]

(15 September 2011 1:54 PM, PDT )

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?;^\ New Yorkers have a tough rep bt the fct tht so many of'em live so close wthout bashing each other over the head amazes me.WAY 2 B NYC!

(14 September 2011 11:27 AM, PDT )

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I'd rather be a lion that acts like a monkey than a monkey that acts like a lion. #Boing is fearless! ?B^P

(13 September 2011 8:38 AM, PDT )

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@peacefulplace tht's the most important thng! congrats! ?;^>

(13 September 2011 8:34 AM, PDT )

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@JunichiWasHere Tell your english teacher i'm sorry they didn't make it as a writer, to read 'Moby Dick' and let that white whale go! ?;^)

(13 September 2011 7:33 AM, PDT )

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THE JURY IS IN! People think I'm funny and original and they want me to have more stuff! Well, the first two parts a... http://t.co/pCX1hly

(13 September 2011 6:59 AM, PDT )

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http://t.co/lTrXXuS ;^>

(10 September 2011 9:20 PM, PDT )

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Tonight at midnight, NY time, on www.jimcarreytrulife.com 'Something happy for a hard day' Let's all find a #UnitedStateOfGrace ?;^)

(10 September 2011 2:28 PM, PDT )

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@JaneRobsonArt That was interesting and darkly funny. #spankyoukindly Jane! ?B^)

(10 September 2011 8:45 AM, PDT )

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Need a boost?Listen 2 Bono n Mary J. Blige singing 'One'. It's why I love them both. Mary J. will take U 2 heaven on angels wings! ?;^•

(9 September 2011 11:43 AM, PDT )

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@YourUnholyness Mom, is that you?;^\

(9 September 2011 7:18 AM, PDT )

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I've always hd infinite creative energy a playful nature n the courage 2 b unconventional bt envious ppl prefer 2 call me nuts. S'ok. ?;^P

(8 September 2011 11:48 PM, PDT )

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Check out ETOnline for a peek inside the Church of FFC: http://t.co/Y1ndN89 ?;^}

(8 September 2011 4:30 PM, PDT )

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@JarvisBrown86 So tru Jarvis! ?;^]

(8 September 2011 8:59 AM, PDT )

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Correct my spelling if you want to. My love for u is unkondeeshiannnel! ?;^P

(8 September 2011 8:57 AM, PDT )

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