The Absolute Worst Movies I Have Ever Seen
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- DirectorDavid HutterStarsAndrew BakerBridget BreeEric ClaytonStrawinsky and the Mysterious House is the story of four talking animals who discover a hidden mansion in the middle of a secret forest.Did you know that a YouTube channel called Pamtri remade a scene in this movie? Well, let me just say that Pamtri's version actually looks better than the original because the animation in this movie is so f**king terrible that it actually made me cry.
I hate this movie more than I hate Logan Paul. It makes Cars 2 look like Shrek 2, it makes Plan Bee look like Animal House, and it makes Smosh: The Movie look like Austin Powers. - DirectorLawrence KasanoffStarsHilary DuffHaylie DuffCharlie SheenThe evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.This movie is so incredibly s**tty that it's honestly astonishing. I never knew anything could be this bad. This f**king children's movie is so inappropriate that I actually wouldn't even show this to my twelve-year-old.
- DirectorJohn HijiriStarsNonami TakizawaAiri NakajimaMegumi HarunoBeautiful girls are in danger. At Sunny Beach, a huge shark is waiting for his prey. College students Miki and Mai arrive on a private beach on a tropical island. They can't find the hotel where they booked their reservations, and have gotten hopelessly lost, until a handsome young man shows up, offering to take them to his lodge. But something is not right about the place. The owner's fingernails are tainted with blood and Miki feels something sinister lurking nearby.Why do Jaws ripoffs need to exist? This f**king movie actually makes Plan Bee look like Shrek 2.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrKatrina KrossPeter FernandezBing's loyalty to his beehive is tested when it is taken over by a cruel queen who tyrannizes the hive and demands more honey. Will he resist the new queen's whims like his girlfriend Bonnie demands of him?This is the type of movie you show your kids if you don't like them anymore and want them to kill themselves.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrDenise FinelliGlen GomezSparky is an adventurous young car trying to find his own road through life. Despite his father's attempts to instill the virtues of restraint and caution, Sparky repeatedly follows the deceitful Diesel into problematic situations.Some of which can be deadly!The pink car, Speedy, is the f**king worst f**king thing in the f**king history of f**king anything. Her voice is even more annoying than Annoying Orange, FRED, Caillou, and everyone in Peppa Pig.
- DirectorJoe AlvesStarsDennis QuaidBess ArmstrongSimon MacCorkindaleA giant thirty-five-foot shark becomes trapped in a SeaWorld theme park and it's up to the sons of police chief Brody to rescue everyone.Jaws 3D is a terrible movie. This is mainly because it is so incredibly boring. The first eighty minutes of this movie is f**king nothing. At least in Jaws 2, something actually happened. F**k this movie. What's next?
- DirectorCristiano ValenteStarsFrancisco FreitasRaul SchlosserClaudia VictoriaDelivery car Cruise dreams of being a racer, and he gets his big chance when the big race comes to town. Now Cruise must race for the sake of the company he works for after tow-truck Lugnut bets the fortune on the Champion.From the retards that brought you such trashfires as Ratatoing and The Little Panda Fighter, we have The Little Cars In: The Boring Race. This movie is hard on the eyes, boring, and filled with sexual innuendo. I am not kidding.
- DirectorMichelle GabrielStarsRaul SchlosserSidney RossClaudia VictoriaA giant panda sets his heart on becoming a professional dancer.The animation just gets worse and worse. The Little Panda Fighter is a boring horrific stupid mess. Next movie.
- DirectorRob ZombieStarsJoe AlaskeyKen ForeeSheri Moon ZombieA washed-up luchador and a super-spy investigate Nazi zombies, a nefarious scientist, and a stripper with a Satanic birthmark.This is the worst adult animated movie I have ever seen. They couldn't have made this movie more offensive if they had named it The Haunted F****ts Of El Supern****r.
- DirectorBernie DenkJürgen KorduletschRick JonesStarsSonja BallHolly Gauthier-FrankelBruce DinsmoreJoin internet sensation Gummibar as he dances his way to save Christmas! Filled with fun music & wacky characters, you'll dance & laugh your way through Gummibar's movie adventure!This motherf**king movie was so horrible that when we (me and Burrito Head) watched it, Burrito Head actually tried to kill himself with a gun. I'm A Gummy Bear is not a hit song, you f**king dumb f**k! It is terrible!
- DirectorMichelle GabrielStarsMartin FingerDouglas GuedesAnthony Logan ColeMarcelle Toing, owner of the best restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, must go on missions to steal ingredients from human restaurants to keep his meals the best.In this movie, rats have chest parts and wink at the camera. I am dead f**king serious. I have reason to believe that this movie was actually made by a relative of Bin Laden who was trying to make all Americans blow their brains out with shotguns.
- DirectorJason WrightStarsAngie McphersonKj SchrockVictor MerchanTwo friends, Muggles and Joy, spread faith and hope in a number of isolated encounters which reinforce basic biblical values.F**k the f**king f**kers who f**king made this f**king movie. Calling this film a drug trip wouldn't even be fair because drug trips are fun and this movie isn't. If I showed this movie to my child, he would call Child Protective Services on me and I honestly wouldn't blame him.
- StarsClaudine OhayonCorinne OrrJean RichardsThang, Rose and Didi help the young Queen Jo build a new ant hill while avoiding the sinister geckos and keeping Sal Caterpillar out of trouble.The f**king fight scene looks like a sex scene. Need I say more?
- DirectorDave NeedhamStarsAsher BishopDavid TennantMichelle GomezWith his parents and all 10 sisters in tow, Lincoln Loud heads to Scotland and learns that royalty runs in the family in this global musical journey.This movie is proof that movies based on TV shows usually suck ass. I want to say it makes me really nervous about the Bob's Burgers movie, but the Bob's Burgers movie couldn't possibly be any worse than this. A lot of movies based on cartoons are actually very good like The Simpsons Movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Beavis & Butthead Do America, and of course A Goofy Movie, but The Loud House Movie just sucks.
- DirectorRoswitha HaasStarsArmin DrogatRainer Maria EhrhardtGeorg FeilsWhen a street urchin finds a lamp with a genie inside, he uses the lamp to turn himself into a prince in order to win the heart of a beautiful princess. But an evil vizier is after the lamp too.First of all, let me just point out that the only reason this movie is so high on the list is because at times, it can be so bad it's funny.
- DirectorRobert TaylorStarsSkip HinnantReva RoseBob HoltNow living on welfare with a wife and kitten, Fritz retreats from the domestic hell surrounding him by embarking on a series of marijuana-fueled fantasies of what his life could have been.This stupid piece of s**t is offensive, but boring and that's all there is to it. I kind of already hate the original Fritz The Cat because it only exists to be an X-rated cartoon isn't very good at being a movie, but this is far worse.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrSean SchemmelJean RichardsSparky is a spunky little sports car who can't wait to grow up, but first he needs to learn the rules of the road. Sparky snubs car washes, curfews, and speed limits, driving his poor dad to distraction.A Car's Life 2 is exactly the same as the first A Car's Life movie except far more boring and the animation is a little bit better. Thankfully, Speedy's old voice is gone. However, in my opinion, they made the dad character's voice even worse.
- DirectorSteven LisbergerStarsJeff BridgesBruce BoxleitnerDavid WarnerA computer hacker is abducted into the digital world and forced to participate in gladiatorial games where his only chance of escape is with the help of a heroic security program.I know this is not a popular opinion, but I find TRON to just be really boring. However, I will admit that my opinion that this movie is overrated is just as popular as my opinion that Fist Fight and Bee Movie are underrated.
- DirectorPaul FeigStarsMelissa McCarthyKristen WiigKate McKinnonFollowing a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat.You know what? F**k this. Next movie.
- DirectorJohn KafkaStarsJennifer HaleRob PaulsenCorey BurtonJaq and Gus create a storybook based on three events that happened after the first film. The stories include Cinderella's opposition to the court's strict etiquette, Jaq's becoming human for a day, and Anastasia's redemption through love.Cinderella 2: Your Worst Nightmares Come True is boring, hard on the eyes, and feels like three episodes of a Cinderella TV show.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.I remember when I was about twelve years old, I had one tiny sip of beer and it actually tasted worse than piss. It was horrible. However, I'd do it again if it meant I would never have to watch this f**king movie ever again.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsDave M. SneedJean RichardsSusan HaightSparky, the little red sports car, must use his best detective skills when strange accidents occur in El Coche.A Car's Life: Junkyard Blues is f**king boring. Next movie.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrSean SchemmelIan SwannJoin the world's favorite little red sportster on a turbocharged whodunit adventure that packs more hairpin turns than an Alpine speedway - and features a shocking final twist that no one sees coming!A Car's Life 3 actually wasn't too bad. The twist at the end actually wasn't too predictable and it actually did surprise me. Well done, assholes. However, the animation is still very s**tty and way too colorful.
- DirectorClay WeinerStarsLucas CruikshankPixie LottJake WearyLovestruck, awkward teen Fred Figglehorn makes desperate attempts to make Judy fall in love with him - while also dodging the mischievous Kevin.My God. FRED is so f**king annoying in this movie that I actually cheered whenever he got hurt.
- DirectorAlex WinterStarsIan HecoxAnthony PadillaMichael Ian BlackAn embarrassing video of Anthony surfaces online right before his fifth high school reunion. The Smosh dudes then take a portal into YouTube and race to change the video and re-write history before it blows Anthony's chances of reconnecting with his teen crush Anna.Goddamn it. When I was twelve, I used to love Smosh. I watched their videos everyday and I bought all of their albums on iTunes. However, Smosh: The Movie is the second worst YouTuber movie I have ever seen. The only interesting things about this movie are the uncensored F-bomb and the end and the Markiplier cameo.
- DirectorJohn LasseterBradford LewisStarsOwen WilsonLarry the Cable GuyMichael CaineStar race car Lightning McQueen and his pal Mater head overseas to compete in the World Grand Prix race. But the road to the championship becomes rocky as Mater gets caught up in an intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage.F**k you.