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- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA Peace Corps recruiter goes overboard at a job fair. Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
- DirectorGennaro MontaninoStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA computer game processor manufacturer is accused of espionage. A U. S. Army Specialist supplements her income as a prostitute.
- DirectorAlan BergmannStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe Harris-Ripner conflict reaches a boiling point. A mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five- year-old crush on Barney.
- DirectorMax GailStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA museum presses charges when an Indian lifts his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit. A scoutmaster catches a mugger.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailWojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure. Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief.
- DirectorLee BernhardiStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailIt's Election Day. A woman, being prevented by her husband from voting, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention. A shoplifter is escorted to vote by Wojo and then lost by him. Inspector Luger campaigns for a political crony.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailWojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailThanks to a suicidal couple, the precinct may go up in flames.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailBarney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile. Weary of waiting for a promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailBarney discovers that Harris has a second job. Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods. A racketeer is using a mentally challenged boy as an assistant.
- DirectorHal LindenStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA prisoner holds the squad at gunpoint. A ventriloquist insists he's not responsible for his dummy's insensitive remarks. Harris finally finds an apartment in the Village.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA porno shop reporting vandalism turns out to be a mom-and-pop operation being hassled by the parents' children. Harris arrests a numerologist who will only give his name as "1223." The squad members await their evaluations.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA former master criminal becomes incoherent following his lobotomy. A victim is unable to use the telephone to report being mugged because he's Amish.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA judge overrules an attorney by hitting him on the head with a gavel. A woman reports crimes that actually happen on soap operas.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassMarty's friend Mr. Driscoll tries to reclaim his son by kidnapping him from a playground. A self-proclaimed time traveler advises Harris to adjust his stock portfolio.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe staff serves the annual department-mandated ritual day in uniform, except Harris who wears his customary high-end clothes.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris poses as a vagrant to go undercover to solve a string of crimes, and then he disappears. A woman wants Wojo or Dietrich to make a baby with her.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris disappears while going undercover as a vagrant. Luger chooses to be demoted rather than to retire.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA gypsy has an incredibly compelling motive for harassing the owner of a novelty store. A librarian takes extreme measures to enforce quiet among her patrons.
- DirectorHomer PowellStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWojo asks Barney's daughter out on a date. A sporting goods store owner takes the law in his own hands. Arnold Ripner sues Harris over the lawyer's portrayal in the detective's novel.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassLuger turns a small disturbance with the Hassidic community into a full-blown riot. The squad discovers a survivalist couple setting up their housekeeping in the sewer (steam tunnels)
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe detectives object to wearing their new bulletproof vests. Luger interviews the detectives in case of the need for an obituary.
- DirectorTony SheehanStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to protest the nuclear arms race. Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language. Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.
- DirectorLee LochheadStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA disgruntled member burglarizes MENSA headquarters.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaYemana is shot in plain sight of disinterested bystanders. Barney is offered a job in Florida.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaA wife claims spousal abuse. Wojo and Wentworth go undercover to catch a park rapist.
- DirectorDanny ArnoldStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassFish finally reports for work but refuses to acknowledge that he is obligated to retire.
- DirectorDanny ArnoldStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassFish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires. A neighborhood vigilante group is out of control.
- DirectorDanny ArnoldStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassRetired Detective Fish returns to assist Barney in locating a kidnapped corpse.
- DirectorJeremiah MorrisStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassYemana uses a TV Guide to second-guess the perpetrator who's mimicking crime shows. An alcoholic forgets his weapon in the commission of a hold-up.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassBarney feels the aging process. Dietrich arrests an aging Olympic hopeful who practices his javelin toss in Central Park. A Hassidic Jew is the target of a diamond thief.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassAn inventor steals the plans for his own invention. The squad tries hypnosis to uncover the name of a criminal that Wojo can't remember.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassBarney is discouraged at being passed over yet again for promotion to the rank of deputy inspector.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassDietrich feels guilty and resigns when he shoots a felon. A playwright assaults an incompetent actor.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe detectives are edgy because someone is sending specific information about them to Internal Affairs. Harris sets up a reunion between an elderly cat burglar and his wife who reported him missing years ago.
- DirectorDanny ArnoldStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris and Dietrich are forced to share a hotel room in seclusion with an unco-operative murder witness until he talks. Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.
- DirectorDanny ArnoldStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris and Dietrich drive each other ever crazier as they continue to be confined to their hotel room with their unco-operative witness. Lieutenant Scanlon's wealthy target of affection files harassment charges against him.
- DirectorLee BernhardiStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaMarty claims that a member of the precinct is harassing the gay community. The precinct computers have recorded Fish as dead.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaTwo kilos of confiscated marijuana disappears from the evidence locker. A homeless man spends his nights in a a series of department stores.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaA psychiatrist advises the department to confiscate Wojo's gun.
- DirectorStan LathanStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaFish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago is anxious to know whether the owner has claimed it.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailA man claiming to be a werewolf causes a disturbance in the park.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailA man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. A prophet claims the end is near, i.e. 5:30 p.m.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailWojo brings in a man for refusing to help a mugging victim, but Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailThe precinct endures a power failure and a man with a split personality.
- DirectorJeremiah MorrisStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWojo crashes a borrowed cab chasing a robbery suspect. Lieutenant Scanlon uses a drug pusher to try to flush out corruption in the precinct.
- DirectorDavid SwiftStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe detectives clean up the mess after three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at an automat.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassBarney suspects Levitt of vandalizing the squad room. A TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA rookie cop assumes Harris is a felon and shoots at him. A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA shoplifting suspect turns out to be a wanted 1960s-era radical, whose raging about the Vietnam War stirs up passions and polarizes the precinct. An overweight burglar becomes the butt of jokes.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassCombatting toy makers create a disturbance. A claustrophobic prisoner has a problem with the jail cell. Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWojo is forced to arrest an aging Indian who only wants to die in the park. A woman's shoes are stolen-from her feet.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassLieutenant Scanlon tries to hunt corruption with a lie detector. Barney suspects a furrier's robbery report.
- DirectorHal LindenStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassDietrich's old flame pays him a visit. A former child actor hits his agent with a telephone.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaA hansom cab owner reports his horse as missing. A man is assaulted in his hotel room; yet he insists he was alone.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaThe squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaA look at Fish's home life results when he decides to go on restricted duty. Steve Landesberg steps in as Arthur Dietrich. Doris Belack substitutes for Florence Stanley as Bernice Fish.
- DirectorLee BernhardiStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaA man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife. A pair of female officers makes an overzealous drug bust.
- DirectorMark WarrenStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaA burglar known as "The Mole" leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.
- DirectorLee BernhardiStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailWojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailEveryone tries to get through the night of quarantine, and they learn more about each other in the process.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailFish goes undercover to catch a mugger who's targeting Santas. Wojo doesn't know how to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl. Luger fishes for an Christmas Day invitation from Barney.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailEveryone on the squad except Barney is stoned by hashish-laced brownies made by Wojo's new girlfriend. An actor and a critic duel with swords.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailThe city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailBarney is charged with harassment when he arrests a blind shoplifter. An evicted tenant threatens a landlord with a musket.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailA couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWojo is bitten by a German Shepherd that may be rabid. The Millers prepare for their impending separation.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA German woman attempts to escape the country rather than surrender her baby to a baby broker's clients. Levitt resorts to stimulants to maintain his self-imposed thirty-six-hour shift.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris arrests a young loan shark. Barney notes some uncharacteristic behavior from Yemana. A tattoo artist refuses to remove his work from a client.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassAn architect decides to blow up his own building.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassBarney anxiously waits for news about Wojo who chased a looter into the Hudson River. A deaf woman is arrested for prostitution.
- DirectorGennaro MontaninoStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassInternal Affairs is called in when an arrest target levels a charge of excessive force against Wojo. An angry parent takes action when an exclusive kindergarten denies admission to his child.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaThe Precinct reluctantly guards a Mafia witness. Chano uses his fellow officers' cash reserve to set up a narcotics buy.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaBarney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI. A self-declared "bird-man" drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsHal LindenBarbara BarrieAbe VigodaOn New Year's Eve, Wojo delivers a baby, and Fish tries to stop a jumper.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailA robber is confined to the precinct with his bus load of victims.
- DirectorJeremiah MorrisStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailThe city is threatened with a police force strike. A woman is robbed by her computer date.
- DirectorDanny ArnoldStarsHal LindenAbe VigodaMax GailBarney and Inspector Luger staff the precinct alone while the detectives are on strike.
- DirectorDavid SwiftStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWhen a tunnel collapses, Wojo is buried alive along with a burglar digging toward a diamond exchange. Though he is currently homeless, Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle.
- DirectorAlex MarchStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.
- DirectorAlex MarchStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris does some intensive soul searching when he's offered a job on the mayor's security team.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case. The host of a children's science show goes berserk. Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA paranoid spy holds the squad room at bay. The officers bring in a disorderly mime.
- DirectorMax GailStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris pumps a counterfeiter for his life story. A man takes exception to a cosmetic surgeon's work on his wife.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ. A drug dealer is caught with a large stash. An elderly mugger poses as a photographer to entice lonely women.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWojo decides to move in with his girlfriend. A man tells his wife that he's leaving to become a mercenary.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWojo struggles to co-exist with his girlfriend, a former prostitute.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe detectives are preoccupied with Barney's posted vacation schedules. A string of false alarms suggests that a sniper may be after a cop. A man won't donate a kidney to his ailing brother.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA bookstore owner is angry when a strip club opens near his store. A man is convinced that he is on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe squad searches for a viral strain stolen from a lab. A woman is convinced that her husband is really a clone.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA detective goes undercover to trap a dentist with instruments that seem to go missing. One man's hands are a nuisance to others and a musical instrument to himself.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA rash of unusual robberies leads to an eccentric gun collector. A man who is trying to recover his television set robs the police vault. Wojo fears that a depressed Luger is planning to commit suicide.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassDietrich is arrested for participating in an anti-nuclear rally. A lottery winner dispenses of his prize money by throwing it out a window. Barney discovers he can't afford his apartment now that it is being converted into a condominium.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassHarris is assigned to book Dietrich, whose arrest earns a visit from Internal Affairs. A nuclear engineer is arrested for splashing participants with atomic water.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassThe precinct's newest detective is convinced that his colleagues are on the take and asks not to be included.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWojo takes a personal interest in a fellow vet whose crime spree may be related to Agent Orange exposure during the Vietnam War. A domestic dispute occurs at the Brauer household when their apartment building becomes "clothing optional."
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassA mugger claims he was following a psychic vision. A language professor vandalizes a grammatically incorrect billboard.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassAn expensive doll is abducted for ransom. A man claims he was swindled out of a ticket on the space shuttle. Luger names Barney as a beneficiary in his will.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassBarney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant. A restaurant may have refused to serve a man because of his appearance.
- DirectorNoam PitlikStarsHal LindenMax GailRon GlassWhile Barney spends the night in jail for contempt of court, Harris supervises the squad room.