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- DirectorMichael CondreyStarsTonantzin CarmeloJ.G. HertzlerIyari LimonEngineer Isaac Clarke and his crew get stranded on a large, abandoned mining ship. There, Clarke needs to repair the giant ship while battling nasty aliens and solving the mystery of what happened to the ship.Too bad it's an Horror Game
- StarsGunner WrightTanya ClarkeSonita HenrySet three years after the events of the first, Isaac Clarke's fight against a new Necromorph outbreak on the Sprawl, a space station above Saturn's largest moon, Titan.Too bad it's a sequel to an Horror Game
- DirectorSteve PapoutsisNick LaviersBen WanatStarsGunner WrightRicardo ChaviraSonita HenrySet on the frozen planet of Tau Volantis, Isaac Clarke and John Carver team up as they attempt to end the Necromorph threat once and for all.Too bad it's a sequel to a sequel to an Horror Game
- DirectorEric BaptizatStarsGunner WrightTanya ClarkeBrigitte Kali CanalesSet in the 26th century, the story follows engineer Isaac Clarke on a mission to repair the USG Ishimura, a mining spaceship that has been overrun by undead creatures called Necromorphs.Too bad it's a remake of an Horror Game
- StarsShawn BaichooChimwemwe MillerAndreas ApergisFreelance journalist, Miles Upshur, is requested by an anonymous individual to investigate the Mount Massive Asylum, only to find it overrun by the asylum's deranged patients.Too bad it's another Horror Game
- StarsMamoru MiyanoAsami ImaiKana HanazawaAfter discovering time travel, a university student and his colleagues must use their knowledge of it to stop an evil organization and their diabolical plans.Too bad I'm a sucker and I can't understand the plot
- DirectorToshihiko KajiokaYuusuke MatsumotoStarsAtsushi AbeSatomi AkesakaSarah Emi BridcuttChaos;Child is a visual novel, which is split into multiple different story routes. During a first playthrough of the game, the player can only play the main narrative; after finishing the game once, other routes that branch off the main narrative at different points become available. Each route focuses on one of the game's characters, dealing with character motivations and secrets not revealed in the main narrative. At multiple points, the player gets the option to choose whether the player character should experience a positive delusion or a negative one; they can also choose neither option. These choices change the player character's world view, as well as who he trusts, and are what causes the story to branch into different endings.Too bad I'd have to play Chaos;Head first
- StarsMamoru MiyanoEma AsaiKana HanazawaIt takes place at the end of the original Steins;Gate, set in the Beta worldline. where Rintaro Okabe falls into depression after failing to prevent the death of Kurisu Makise until he meets Maho Hiyajo several months later.Too bad this is the midquel of the game I cannot understand
- DirectorShinya KumazakiStarsMakiko ÔmotoHirokazu AndoShinya KumazakiKirby and the gang set out across the 5 corners of the planet to recover 5 pieces of the ship, Lor Starcutter, along with 120 Energy Spheres that have been scattered across the planet incidentally.Too bad I played it when I was like 8
- DirectorTomoaki FukuiWhen an unforeseen evil threatens the peace in the Mirror World and in Dream Land, Kirby must restore a broken Mirror World as four differently colored "Kirbys" to save the day.Too bad my mirror broke
- DirectorTatsuya KamiyamaShinya KumazakiStarsMakiko ÔmotoKurumi MamiyaKenta MiyakeJoin the powerful pink puffball, Kirby in an unforgettable journey through a mysterious world in a delightful 3D platforming adventure.Too bad I forgot about the Forgotten Land
- DirectorTatsuya KamiyamaShinya KumazakiStarsMugihitoMakiko ÔmotoShinya KumazakiWhile on planet popstar Kirby was sleeping and a bunch of robots invade his home and Kirby sets of on a adventure to save his homeToo bad I'm on Planet Earth
- DirectorMari ShirakawaStarsMakiko ÔmotoKirby is snoozing on the Popopo Islands when the evil Necrodeus appears and zaps Kirby into 10 weaker Kirby's. Necrodeus easily defeats 9 Kirby's leaving only one weak Kirby who embarks on a epic adventure to pull himself together.Too bad I prefer Mass Defense
- DirectorThomas MahlerStarsErik BraaAeralie BrightonAndrew LackeyOri fell from the Spirit Tree in the forest of Nibel during a storm and was adopted by a bear-like creature named Naru, who raised Ori as her own.Too bad I'm blind too and I can't play this game cuz of that
- StarsErik BraaBoris HiestandJennifer LosiOri begins a new journey that goes beyond the forest of Nibel where he uncovers lost secrets, and unearths his true destiny.Too bad Covid-19 killed me when this game came out
- Captured and brought to this unfamiliar world, Hornet a princess-protector of Hallownest, must battle foes and solve mysteries as she ascends on a deadly pilgrimage to the kingdom's peak.Too bad it doesn't exist
- DirectorSebastien BénardUnable to die, a mysterious being attempts to escape a magical island prison, but every death sends him back to the beginning.Too bad my brain cells are dying too
- StarsMorgan DufourColin HillMarion TrintignantHave a Nice Death is a 2D action roguelike where you play as an overworked Death, whose employees have run rampant, In order to restore order, you'll have to grab your trusty scythe and show your employees who's boss.Too bad I'm dead and I cannot play this
- StarsMikee W. GoodmanJullian ChampenoisTariq KhanYou're a detective tasked with solving a murder in the strange world of Elysium. Utilize a new and innovative skill system to be the detective you want to be. Become a hero or an absolute disaster of a human being.Too bad Disco Music sucks (I know there's no Disco Music in this game don't kill me)
- StarsLenval BrownMikee W. GoodmanJullian ChampenoisYou're a detective with a unique skill system at your disposal and a whole city to carve your path across. Interrogate unforgettable characters, crack murders or take bribes. Become a hero or an absolute disaster of a human being.Too bad I cut this game in Half [Life (There's Half-Life below this game)]
- DirectorGabe NewellRandy PitchfordStarsKathy LevinHarry S. RobinsMike ShapiroDr. Gordon Freeman must fight his way out of a secret research facility after a teleportation experiment goes disastrously wrong.Too bad I don't know where to play this
- DirectorDavid SpeyrerStarsRobert GuillaumeRobert CulpLouis Gossett Jr.Dr. Freeman is taken out of stasis by his "employer" to help rid the planet of invading aliens forces known as the Combine that entered through the portals he helped create.Too bad Valve isn't able to count to 3
- DirectorRobin WalkerStarsRobert GuillaumeRobert CulpLouis Gossett Jr.Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance must escape City 17 following the explosion of its fusion reactor.Too bad the other Half-Life games are better than this one because IMDb says so
- DirectorDavid SpeyrerStarsRobert GuillaumeMerle DandridgeTony ToddGordon Freeman, along with the help of human and non-human allies, continues his fight against the ruthless alien force known as the Combine.Too bad Valve isn't able to count to 3 (x2)
- StarsEllen McLainMike PattonAlesia GlidewellA test subject wakes up in a scientific facility controlled by a sadistic artificial intelligence and must escape with the help of the only instrument she has--a gun that makes portals.Too bad I'm in cryogenical state
- StarsEllen McLainStephen MerchantJ.K. SimmonsMany years after "Portal," Chell reawakens at Aperture Science and tries to stop GLaDOS once again with the help of Wheatley, who has his own plans for the historical facility.Too bad Valve isn't able to count to 3 (x3)
- DirectorYoko TaroStarsYui IshikawaNatsuki HanaeAyaka SuwaIn the forsaken wasteland below, the war between the machines and the androids rages on. A war that is soon to unveil the long-forgotten truth of this world.Too bad this game has the worst community ever (besides Undertale's) (2B simps are annoying) (I don't like VNs btw)
- DirectorYoko TaroSaki ItoStarsBarbara GoodsonBen LepleyBen PronskyIn the far distant future, humanity is on the brink of extinction. A black scrawl disease and strange beasts threaten the world. A kind-hearted young boy makes a promise to his little sister. A thousand-year lie that would live on for eternity.Too bad I don't like fucking waifus
- DirectorEnrique CabezaStarsAlex JordanAshley MargolisChris NelsonSet in the savage land of Cvstodia, a place where religion is of the utmost importance in the eyes of the populace, superstition runs amok, and churches outnumber people two to one. You will find yourself in this hellish territory in the wake of the Age of Corruption.Too bad I'm a catholic kid
- DirectorEnrique CabezaStarsStephen HughesRichard ReedWayne ForesterAwakened in a strange new land, The Penitent One is thrust back into the endless cycle of life, death, and resurrection, with no other option than to explore this perilous new world and uncover its long-forgotten secrets.Too bad I'd have to play Blasphemous 1 first
- DirectorDaniel MullinsStarsTahnee LangshawKevin SaxbyInscryption is an inky black card-based odyssey that blends the deckbuilding roguelike, escape-room style puzzles, and psychological horror into a blood-laced smoothie. Darker still are the secrets inscrybed upon the cards.Too bad I don't play card games
- DirectorToby FoxStarsBill FagerbakkeToby FoxWillard ScottEnter the Underground, a massive subterranean cave where monsters who once lived harmoniously with humans on the surface have been banished after losing a war with humanity.Too bad the community is on drugs
- DirectorShigesato ItoiWhen parents from all around the island of Podunk go missing, a boy named Ninten must make friends and collect scattered pieces of a mysterious melody.Too bad the game is called Mother but it's not my actual mother
- DirectorShigesato ItoiStarsShigesato ItoiYukari SaitoHirokazu KoyanoNess, a boy from Onett, Eagleland, teams up with new friends to defeat an Evil Destroyer named Giygas. During the epic pursuits, Ness and his allies attempt to find the sacred Eight Melodies.Too bad it's EarthBound
- DirectorNobuyuki InoueA young boy from the island of Tazmily must defeat a familiar enemy and his many cohorts, meeting many new friends along the way.Too bad it's a Japanese only game
- DirectorTetsuya EndôJunji NakaharaStarsMaya OkamotoKaori ShimizuToo bad I don't have a Potato Station 1
- DirectorDavey WredenStarsKevan BrightingLesley StaplesAviva PinchasAn omnipotent narrator tries to tell a story about Stanley, a silent office worker who one day discovers that everyone but him has disappeared from the office building. If Stanley tries to disobey the narrator, interesting things happen.Too bad I don't know what the hell it is
- DirectorJonatan SöderströmDennis WedinA surrealist video game that dives into the mind of an assassin living within the neon gloss of the late 1980s of Miami.Too bad I don't live in Miami
- DirectorJonatan SöderströmDennis WedinFollows several characters all living after the events from the original "Hotline Miami" game, you play as many characters all with their own abilities in this action slasher game.Too bad it's the wrong number
- DirectorFlorian HimslEdmund McMillenStarsMatthias BossiCarla KihlstedtA young boy has to travel through his basement in order to escape his mom.Too bad I'm binded
- DirectorYoshinori KitaseAkihiko MatsuiTakashi TokitaCrono, a young boy, is thrust to adventure by destiny to destroy an oncoming threat that will destroy the world in 1999.Too bad this one is older than my grandpa
- DirectorDavid JaffeGreg TiernanStarsLinda HuntTerrence 'T.C.' CarsonCarole RuggierAfter 10 years of endless nightmares and servitude to the gods of Olympus, Kratos is assigned with a final task, to kill Ares, the God of War.Too bad the God of War is Ares
- DirectorCory BarlogStarsLinda HuntTerrence 'T.C.' CarsonMichael Clarke DuncanAfter being betrayed by the gods of Olympus and annulled of his divine powers, Kratos must embark on a journey to meet the Sisters of Fate and take his revenge on Olympus.Too bad Kratos died
- DirectorStig AsmussenStarsGeorge BallAdrienne BarbeauSusanne BlakesleeArmed with his deadly double-chained blades, Kratos must take on Greek mythology's darkest creatures to destroy Olympus and the mighty Zeus himself.Too bad Kratos means "Power" and not "War"
- DirectorCory BarlogStarsChristopher JudgeSunny SuljicJeremy DaviesAfter wiping out the gods of Mount Olympus, Kratos moves on to the frigid lands of Scandinavia, where he and his son must embark on an odyssey across a dangerous world of gods and monsters.Too bad this has the same exact title of the first God of War and I'm gettin' kinda confused duh
- DirectorEric WilliamsStarsChristopher JudgeSunny SuljicDanielle BisuttiKratos and his son Atreus face the oncoming Norse apocalypse, Ragnarok.Too bad I'd have to sell my kidneys for this game
- DirectorKen LevineStarsJohn AhlinGreg BaldwinJane BellerIn 1960, a lone survivor of a plane crash named Jack discovers an abandoned underwater utopia, only to find out that the mystery behind its creation is much more sinister than he first believed.Too bad I'm not biosustainable
- DirectorJordan ThomasMichael CsuricsStarsFenella WoolgarDoug BoydAnne BobbyIn 1968, the first successfully-bonded Big Daddy is reawakened to save his Little Sister from the clutches of Rapture's new leader, Sofia Lamb.Too bad I'm too shocked by the first one to play this
- DirectorKen LevineStarsTroy BakerCourtnee DraperKiff VandenHeuvelA man is sent to the flying city of Columbia to find a missing girl. However, upon arrival he discovers that the city, its people, and his objective are all not what they seem.Too bad this game may be infinite but my attention span is not
- DirectorKen LevineThe complete, critically-acclaimed Bioshock trilogy, consisting of Bioshock (2007), Bioshock 2 (2010) and Bioshock Infinite (2013).Too bad this is basically the collection of the three games above
- The player portrays a lone survivor in a vast wilderness, you have one credo - don't starve.Too bad I starved
- DirectorMaddy ThorsonWhile scaling a supernatural mountain in an attempt to salvage her self-respect, a depressed young woman is confronted by a doppelganger manifesting her doubts and fears.Too bad bitch I'm transphobic + Blue better (I'm not actually transphobic, please don't bully me)
- DirectorChad MoldenhauerJared MoldenhauerStarsLuke de AyoraDenise HattonAlana BridgewaterAn anthropomorphic cup embarks on a journey and fights a series of bosses to repay a debt to the devil.Too bad I have a sanity
- DirectorChad MoldenhauerJared MoldenhauerStarsCupheadLuke de AyoraLuke HattonThe two brothers, Cuphead and Mugman are joined by Ms. Chalice for a DLC add-on adventure on a brand new island. Are you ready to take on a new cast of multi-faceted, screen-filling bosses to assist Chef Saltbaker in Cuphead's final challenging quest?
- DirectorScott BensonBethany HockenberryAlec HolowkaAfter dropping out of college, Mae returns to her hometown of Possum Springs where she slowly uncovers a dark mystery.Too bad it's day
- DirectorHidetaka MiyazakiStarsDaniel FineJoe SimsWilliam VanderpuyeA hunter awakens in the plagued lands of Yharnam, where the denizens have succumb to beast hood, in an attempt to learn the truth and how to end the plague, unbeknownst of the true horror lurking within the city.Too bad it's actually Ketchup
- DirectorHidetaka MiyazakiStarsEvetta MuradasilovaDes McAleerGrant GillespieIn this DLC for Bloodborne (2015), the player-Hunter is transported to the sinister Hunter's Nightmare, a demented place where hunters who become drunk with blood are sent to.Too bad they died of old age
- Scott Pilgrim, his girlfriend Ramona, and his bandmates Kim and Steven must fight their way through Toronto to battle Ramona's seven evil exes.Too bad I'm still reading the comic (it's been like 19 years since its first publication)
- DirectorWarren SpectorStarsJay Anthony FrankeBrent AndersonRalph BarbagalloIn a dark cyberpunk future where poverty, disease, oppression and terrorism are widespread, J.C. Denton, a new cybernetically-enhanced special agent, finds evidence of a massive conspiracy when his brother, also an agent, goes rogue.Too bad I do not speak Latin
- DirectorJean-François DugasBlade ZavierStarsElias ToufexisStephen ShellenAndreas ApergisAfter a shadowy black ops team kidnaps several scientists security manager Adam Jensen was sworn to protect, he must harness the power of his new-found cybernetic augmentations to save their lives.
- DirectorJean-François DugasKazuyuki IkumoriBlade ZavierStarsElias ToufexisVictoria SanchezChimwemwe MillerSet two years after the Human Revolution in 2029, Adam Jensen is faced with the aftermath of the Aug Incident and the impact of his decision on how to resolve it.
- DirectorHidetaka MiyazakiStarsAdam SoppAndy GathergoodBlake RitsonAfter narrowly escaping a doomed fate in an asylum, an undead warrior fights his way through the desolate remains of Lordran, once a sprawling utopia lead by the gods, to seek his purpose and fulfill a centuries old prophecy.Too bad my soul isn't dark
Actually nevermind it is - DirectorYui TanimuraStarsAmy NolanAndrew TiernanAndy BeckwithA cursed warrior travels to Drangleic, the forgotten land of a once-great king, hoping to find a cure before going insane.Too bad this has -1,1 compared to the other games
- DirectorHidetaka MiyazakiYajuan ChengJun'ya MoritaStarsPik Sen LimOlivia MaceRoger RingroseThe fire is fading. Darkness creeps across the land. The Lords of Cinder charged with watching over the First Flame have abandoned their thrones. The Champion of Ash, an undead is chosen to return them to their thrones.Too bad the developers of this game are able to count to 3 but Valve isn't
- DirectorRyota KawadeBowser has become invulnerable by imprisoning the seven Star Spirits and using the wish granting powers of the mythical Star Rod from Star Haven. Mario must rescue the Star Spirits, who have been sealed in cards.Too bad I choose scissors I win
- DirectorRyota KawadeStarsCharles MartinetJen TaylorScott BurnsMario must find all the seven crystal stars to enter the Thousand-Year-Door and save Princess Peach.Too bad it died of old age as well
- DirectorRyota KawadeStarsCharles MartinetEric NewsomeLeslie SwanMario, Peach, and Bowser, along with the fairy companions called Pixls, quest through various dimensions to collect Pure Hearts and defeat Count Bleck.Too bad I can't play a game made of paper
- DirectorYoshiaki KoizumiStarsCharles MartinetKenny JamesSamantha KellyWhen Princess Peach is abducted as part of Bowser's galaxy creation scheme, stalwart plumber Mario must leap to her rescue, with the help of new celestial friends and powers.Too bad I graduated in astronomy and I didn't find this "Super Mario Galaxy" anywhere
- DirectorKoichi HayashidaStarsCharles MartinetDex ManleyScott BurnsMario goes back in the galaxy to save Princess Peach from Bowser.Too bad the Milky Way is the galaxy that includes the Solar System, with the name describing the galaxy's appearance from Earth: a hazy band of light seen in the night sky formed from stars that cannot be individually distinguished by the naked eye. The term Milky Way is a translation of the Latin via lactea, from the Greek γαλακτικὸς κύκλος (galaktikòs kýklos), meaning "milky circle". From Earth, the Milky Way appears as a band because its disk-shaped structure is viewed from within. Galileo Galilei first resolved the band of light into individual stars with his telescope in 1610. Until the early 1920s, most astronomers thought that the Milky Way contained all the stars in the Universe. Following the 1920 Great Debate between the astronomers Harlow Shapley and Heber Doust Curtis, observations by Edwin Hubble showed that the Milky Way is just one of many galaxies. However, it is NOT the Super Mario Galaxy.
- DirectorKoichi HayashidaStarsToru AsakawaSho MurataMotoki TakagiPrincess Peach once again gets kidnapped by Bowser, you are in control of Mario and Luigi and you play in a 3D environment with level design similar to a typical 2D Super Mario adventure.Too bad some nerd said this is actually 2D but it looks like 3D because of the eye's depth perception
- DirectorKenta MotokuraStarsKate HigginsNobuyuki HiyamaKenny JamesMario must travel to worlds unknown in order to stop Bowser from marrying Princess Peach.Too bad this one is expensive (I'm poor)
- DirectorDevon BlanchetJason CarrBryce HollidayStarsCharles MartinetSamantha KellyKazumi TotakaAfter the group is tricked by an old foe into visiting a haunted hotel for a vacation, Luigi must explore the high-rise hotel to rescue his friends from the ghosts that inhabit it.Too bad this one is expensive too
- DirectorMasahiko NagayaStarsCharles MartinetSamantha KellyKenny JamesJoin Mario and his new partner, Olivia, as they battle evil Folded Soldiers, repair the damaged landscape, and try to free Princess Peach's castle from the clutches of King Olly.Too bad the characters are flat (cuz they're made of paper)
- StarsToru AsakawaKenny JamesSamantha KellyEnhanced port of Super Mario 3D World (2013) featuring online multiplayer, Amiibo functionality, a Snapshot feature for taking in-game screenshots, and four-player co-op to the Captain Toad levels.Too bad this game is also 2D
- DirectorYoshio SakamotoSatoru OkadaBounty hunter Samus Aran descends below the planet Zebes to infiltrate the labyrinthine Space Pirate base and hunt down the deadly, life-sucking species known as the Metroids.Too bad it's basically the same as Zero Mission
- DirectorHiroyuki KimuraHiroji KiyotakeAfter stopping the threat on the planet Zebes, Samus Aran is asked to eliminate the entire remaining Metroid population of the planet SR388.Too bad the USSR fell in 1991
- DirectorYoshio SakamotoStarsKenji YamamotoDan OwsenSamus Aran returns to the brooding planet Zebes to recover the last metroid from the Space Pirates.Too bad I'm a miso (soup)
- DirectorYoshio SakamotoAfter the Metroids were considered to be wiped out, the deadlier X parasites attack Samus. She is given a new suit after her near-death experience and returns to an empty Galactic Federation station, where something seems out of place.Too bad I don't watch DragonBall
- DirectorMark PaciniStarsJennifer HaleVanessa MarshallA Space Pirate distress signal draws bounty hunter Samus Aran to Tallon IV, a world she discovers is being consumed by a terrible poison.Too bad I don't know how to get this game
- DirectorYoshio SakamotoThe full story of Samus Aran's first mission unfolds.Too bad there's no mission
- DirectorMark PaciniStarsJennifer HaleVanessa MarshallSent to assist a Galactic Federation squadron stranded on the planet Aether, Samus Aran is thrust into an all-but-lost war between the dying Luminoth race and the umbral demons known as the Ing, on a world torn between light and darkness.Too bad I can't buy 700 Metroid Games
- DirectorMark PaciniBryan WalkerStarsTroy BakerLainie FrasierGray G. HaddockUpon becoming leader of the Space Pirates, Dark Samus launches meteoric Phazon Seeds at 3 planets crucial to the Galactic Federation. After being infected by phazon, Samus and her fellow bounty hunters set out to counter Dark Samus' forces.Too bad my game files are also corrupted
- DirectorFumi HayashiJosé Luis MárquezStarsStephen HughesDave Rogers RuizNikki GarcíaSet after Metroid Fusion, players control bounty hunter Samus Aran as she faces a new robotic enemy on the planet ZDR.Too bad I won't play this for no apparent reason
- Video GameThe fourth installment of the Metroid Prime series.Too bad this isn't out yet
- StarsLogan CunninghamDarren KorbAvalon PenroseHades is a rogue-like dungeon crawler from the creators of Bastion and Transistor, in which you defy the god of death as you hack and slash your way out of the Underworld of Greek myth.Too bad I cannot play this in the Hades since videogames don't exist there
- DirectorAlex PrestonHyper Light Drifter is an action adventure RPG in the vein of the best 16bit classics, with modernized mechanics and designs on a much grander scale.Too bad I'm not really into cars (that's a joke, please don't turn me into a slice of cheese)
- DirectorHideo KojimaStarsDennis FaltAfter Gray Fox, FOX-HOUND's best agent, goes missing, rookie Solid Snake is sent to the South African fortress "Outer Heaven" to rescue him from terrorists armed with a nuclear-equipped bipedal tank.Too bad wood is better than metal
- DirectorHideo KojimaStarsDavid HayterPatric ZimmermanPeter LurieA crack government anti-terrorist squad takes over an obscure Alaskan nuclear disposal facility. Solid Snake is up for the task to infiltrate the facility, rescue the two hostages and thwart the terrorists' plans.Too bad I'm liquid
- DirectorHideo KojimaStarsDavid HayterCam ClarkeDebi Mae WestExpanded version of the original "Metal Gear Solid" in which a crack government anti-terrorist squad takes over an obscure Alaskan nuclear disposal facility and agent Solid Snake infiltrates the facility. Contains all VR missions.Too bad I'm made out of plasma
- DirectorHideo KojimaStarsDavid HayterQuinton FlynnChristopher RandolphTwo years after the death of Solid Snake, a rookie FOX-HOUND agent, on his first mission, infiltrates an offshore decontamination facility to rescue the President.Too bad my mom's name is not "Liberty"
- DirectorHideo KojimaStarsDavid HayterSuzetta MiñetJim PiddockIn 1964, a U.S. government operative codenamed "Snake" must infiltrate mountainous Soviet territory to rescue a scientist building a weapon of terrible power.Too bad I don't eat snakes
- DirectorHideo KojimaStarsDavid HayterJosh KeatonPeter LurieWhen the nations of the world rely upon private military companies to fight their battles for them, renegade Liquid Ocelot emerges as the head of a potent coalition of mercenary powers. Solid Snake returns to save the world once again.Too bad I'm not a patriot
- DirectorMineshi KimuraKenji SaitoHideo KojimaStarsQuinton FlynnPhilip Anthony-RodriguezMichael BeattieIn the year 2018, cybernetic soldier Raiden goes on a mission to stop a terrorist organization from starting a war for financial gain.Too bad a Metal Gear can't rise (This game is overhated)
- DirectorHideo KojimaJunji TagoStarsKiefer SutherlandRobin Atkin DownesTroy BakerAfter awakening from a nine year coma, Big Boss forms a new mercenary group called, Diamond Dogs, and teams up with his former rival, Ocelot, to track down the men responsible for the destruction of MSF.Too bad a Metal Gear has nothing to do with an aggregation state of the matter
- Embark on an adorable adventure, discover new friends and uncover everything the island has to offer. Climb, Swim, Glide and slide your way into the hearts of the many different characters you meet on your travels.Too bad I was eaten alive by a gator
- DirectorFumito UedaStarsKazuhiro ShindouRieko TakahashiMisa WatanabeOn a distant island, there is a legend that anyone born with horns will bring about calamity. When such a boy is locked away in a fortress, he must work together with a girl named Yorda to flee before they can be claimed by the spirits.Too bad I don't have a Potato Station 2 as well
- DirectorFumito UedaStarsKenji NojimaKazuhiro NakataKyôko HikamiA young man brings a deceased woman to a forbidden land inhabited by colossal beings said to house the power to revive the dead.
- DirectorFumito UedaMasanobu TanakaStarsTatsuki IshikawaHiroshi ShirokumaMasaki AizawaThe tale of a young boy's friendship with a griffin-like creature who escaped captivity.