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- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire's kids walk in on them having sex while delivering their anniversary present, Gloria tries to keep Claire from seeing an angry e-mail, and Mitchell and Cameron contemplate how to cover up a juice stain on a rug.9,3/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire is stuck at an airport and trying to digitally track down Haley after an argument.9,3/10
- DirectorLev L. SpiroStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay fights with his mother in law over naming the baby, Phil unsuccessfully tries to solve his kids' problems, and Mitchell and Cameron try to curb Lily's snarkiness.9,2/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenOn a trip to Las Vegas, Jay wheels and deals to get a better room, Claire tries to win back the money she lost last year, Phil tries to get into a magician's club, and Cameron chooses a bachelor party over a spa day with Mitchell.9,1/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay and Manny are left to accompany Lily at her recital as Mitchell and Cameron bring Gloria along as translator as they adopt a Mexican child. Meanwhile, Haley has a surprise announcement about her plans after high school.9,0/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenAs Alex finally graduates from high school, Phil uses Skype because he's stuck in Seattle. Mitchell loses his job and Claire has to find the perfect gift for Alex while Andy is caught between Haley and Beth.8,9/10
- DirectorChris KochStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenGloria plots to get rid of Jay's new "dog butler," Cameron's helpful nature gets himself in trouble with Mitchell, and Claire asks Phil to punish their son for looking at nude pictures, not knowing they're Phil's.8,8/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhen Haley is arrested for underage drinking, Phil, Claire, and Mitchell must intervene, leaving Cameron in charge of the kids. Jay's ex-wife, DeDe, makes a surprise visit, and he desperately tries to hide Gloria's pregnancy from her.8,8/10
- DirectorAlisa StatmanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenA series of mishaps and unruly guests threaten to undermine Mitchell and Cameron's wedding.8,8/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenManny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned; Phil and Mitch nerd out in the movies; Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight. Things started going awry though when the fire alarm goes off back at the house, Claire is convinced the boys are secretly throwing a party.8,8/10
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenIn an effort to be less negative, Claire inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with someone from his work; Phil tries to surprise Alex at school right before she receives an award she didn't tell him about.8,7/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay's plans to relax in Hawaii are thwarted. Phil tries to make the vacation special for Claire, but this results in the kids being unsupervised. Mitchell and Cameron debate on what to see.8,7/10
- DirectorChris KochStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire's family tries to help her prepare for her political debate, Lily begins saying the "F word" right before her appearance as a flower girl at a wedding, and Jay begins to wonder if his dog Stella is suicidal.8,7/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay takes Gloria to see David Brenner. Mitchell and Cameron try to set Manny up on a date. Phil and Claire try to spice things up by going on a romantic getaway.8,7/10
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire get emotional as they send Haley off to school, Manny makes Jay and Gloria take a parenting class, and Mitchell and Cameron clash with lesbian parents from Lily's school.8,7/10
- DirectorRandall EinhornStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire cancel Christmas for their kids until they confess to wrongdoings at the house. Jay is hesitant to celebrate Gloria and Manny's holiday traditions. Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to meet Santa.8,7/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCameron breaks out his favorite clown costume to make Luke's birthday party a hit. However, a series of accidents causes the party to break into chaos and leads to an unfortunate injury.8,7/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe parents go to open house at school, Alex goes see a therapist, Manny and Luke have a double date with twins, and Mitchell doesn't feel like he's "green" enough after speaking to his neighbor.8,7/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire, Hayley, and Alex's cycles ruin Phil's big Leap Day plans, Mitchell tries to throw an elaborate party for Cameron's "tenth" birthday, and Gloria wants Jay to get in a fight.8,6/10
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley sneaks into the fancy house Phil is selling for some alone time, but discovers that other people had the same idea. Meanwhile, Jay secretly plans a trip for the family, and Manny tries to use his brother Joe to impress a girl.8,6/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhen an earthquake hits the area, Claire gets locked in the bathroom with a plumber, Cameron and Mitchell use it as an excuse to get out of brunch with an obnoxious friend, and Manny reevaluates the meaning of life while on a trip with Jay.8,6/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire tell their kids that one of them have to move out as there is not enough room for 3 adult children and grand kids anymore. Cam is offered his dream job and Jay attempts to learn how to speak like a true Colombian.8,6/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cam settle into their new normal; Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out; as Gloria becomes more successful at work, she notices Jay and the kids don't seem to need her as much.8,5/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe family's dude ranch vacation turns into disaster when Dylan proposes to Haley, Alex gets an unexpected first kiss, their cowboy guide keeps hitting on Gloria, and Phil goes out of his way to impress Jay.8,5/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley tries to convince Alex not to deliver an angry graduation speech, Jay has a botched Botox procedure, and Cameron gets upset with Mitchell because he keeps laughing at his accidents.8,5/10
- DirectorReginald HudlinStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley confronts a terrifying driving examiner in her third attempt to pass the road test. Alex is nervous about a school dance. Gloria taunts Jay and Manny to ride a roller coaster. Phil and Luke look for treasure under the house.8,5/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe Dunphys get nostalgic when Phil has to get rid of their station wagon. Cameron begs Jay to intervene when Mitchell wants to build Lily a castle, and Manny invites a girl over to study.8,5/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cameron try to determine Lily's guardian in case something happens to them, Claire is scared that Luke will turn out like Phil, and Haley bonds with Alex after she is forced to take Alex to cello practice.8,5/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenGloria tries to surprise Jay with news on his birthday that she is pregnant, while Phil surprises Jay with a fishing trip. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron debate getting Lily a cat after she loses out on getting a baby brother.8,5/10
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay and Gloria throw a surprise birthday party for Manny, but their unborn baby may have other plans. Meanwhile, Haley dates a man twice her age, and Cameron becomes jealous of Mitchell and Lily's relationship8,5/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenA single first-class upgrade comes between Phil and Claire, Sal abandons her baby during Mitchell and Cam's baby shower, Jay helps Manny confront a bully, and Alex and Haley help Luke break up with a girl via text message.8,5/10
- DirectorBryan CranstonStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenIt's Claire's election day, and the entire family tries in vain to pitch in to help her win the vote. Meanwhile, Haley anxiously awaits her final chance to get accepted into a college.8,5/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cam go behind each other's backs to set up the perfect marriage proposal, Gloria is sad about sending Manny to Colombia, and Phil and Claire try to arrange the kids' vacations to maximize their "alone time."8,5/10
- DirectorJeffrey WalkerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go as smoothly as they had hoped; Jay continues to try and get his new business off the ground by courting an Instagram celebrity.8,5/10
- DirectorElaine KoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenAlex's company puts her up at a new luxury apartment building with a number of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of; Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog.8,5/10
- DirectorJeffrey WalkerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley drops Alex off at school, where they meet her intense new roommate. Phil asks Luke to help him show a house, but he'd rather be with his friends. And everybody else is looking for an excuse to get out of Lily's soccer game.8,5/10
- DirectorChris KochStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhen Jorge, Gloria's ex-boyfriend, stops by for a visit, his resemblance to Manny makes Jay question Manny's paternity. Phil agonizes over the perfect gift for Claire for the anniversary. Cam and Mitch deal with Lily's women's troubles.8,5/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley's brilliant astrophysicist boyfriend and Alex's simple but heroic fireman hunk meet the family. Jay and Gloria meet Joe's pal's perfect parents. On couples retreat, anechoic chamber traumatizes Mitch and Cam meets his baseball idol.8,5/10
- DirectorRyan CaseStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire get a possible glimpse at their future children, Gloria helps Lily get in touch with her Vietnamese heritage, and Jay tries to help Manny get into a prestigious prep school.8,4/10
- DirectorScott EllisStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhile Phil takes Haley on a tour of his alma mater, Claire goes out on the town with a man she mistakenly assumes is Mitchell and Cameron's gay friend. Meanwhile, Gloria is alarmed and curious about Manny's mail-order package.8,4/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay has a sleepover for his grandkids, but Haley is looking for a way out. Claire tries to get a perfect anniversary gift for Phil, and Mitchell and Cameron discover that their ladyfriend is crazy and jealous of their daughter.8,4/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil, Claire, and the kids try to improve their communication skills by giving up their electronic devices. Gloria is getting obsessed over a neighbor's barking dog, and Mitchell and Cameron try to find a preschool for Lily.8,4/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay wants nothing more than to have a quiet birthday out fishing on the lake, but the family take that as him wanting a big celebration, and in their frantic scramble to put everything together, Claire and Mitchell wind up trapped in the yard of their childhood home; Phil runs into his old college nemesis while at the mall with Gloria and Lily; Cameron gets himself into some hot water at the bakery, and the kids frantically do some creative editing on grandpa's birthday video, all of which leaves Jay with a headache.8,4/10
- 2009–202022mTV-PG7.7 (2.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire has difficulty in accepting that Phil is more interested by her alter-ego Juliana. Gloria's sister tries to seduce Jay. Mitch and Cam have to get back a present for their friend Anders.8,4/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe family joins Phil in Australia as he fulfills his late mother's wishes to discover where his parents had their honeymoon.8,4/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay struggles as he returns to the job, and Claire is in a no-win situation having to fire an employee. Mitchell and Cam fight over who keeps Lily for the summer. Meanwhile, Phil and the kids struggle with relationships and change.8,4/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHayley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.8,4/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenGloria makes plans for the family to have a "White Christmas," but the weather does not cooperate. Jay makes a decision about the future of his business. Alex makes a new friend. Haley and Andy continue to fool around in secret.8,4/10
- DirectorRyan CaseStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire thinks about leaving her job with her father. Phil, Haley and Luke take Alex on her "senior ditch day". Mitch and Cam are worried that Lily doesn't show empathy. Gloria tries to drive a wedge between Manny and his girlfriend.8,4/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPreparations for Mitchell and Cameron's wedding become a logistical nightmare, especially when a wildfire pushes the wedding time four hours ahead of schedule.8,4/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley and Andy start spending a lot of time together. Gloria wants Manny to learn Spanish at school instead of French, and a reporter takes more than a passing interest in Cameron and Mitchell's lives.8,4/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenAlex accidentally reveals a secret about Haley to their dad, Cameron fakes a back injury to catch Claire in a lie, Mitchell confesses a secret about one of Jay's proudest moments, and Luke helps Manny try to impress a girl.8,4/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire goes through great lengths to organize a family portrait. Gloria and Phil have an awkward moment while taking Manny and Alex to a Lakers game. Cameron becomes a wedding singer, and Jay has to help Luke with a school project.8,3/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenA birthday dinner for Manny at a family restaurant turns into a race for Phil and Claire and a chance for Cameron to socialize at a shopping mall while looking for a gift.8,3/10
- DirectorScott EllisStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCameron is upset with Mitchell's lack of public affection, Gloria gets back at Jay for disrespecting her Colombian traditions, and Claire goes overboard as Alex tries to get her first kiss.8,3/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay's ex-wife shows up for the first time following a nasty incident at Gloria and Jay's wedding.8,3/10
- DirectorChris KochStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenAfter having a doctor's visit but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.8,3/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil's new real estate ad creates embarrassment for Claire and Haley, Cameron goes over the top while directing a school musical, and Jay's brother comes to town with some surprising news.8,3/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire leaves Phil at home to watch the kids while she applies to run for public office, Mitchell and Cameron are victimized by a hit-and-run driver, and an annoying client asks Jay to "wow" him.8,3/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenVisiting the happiest place on earth triggers old memories and creates new ones.8,3/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCameron's dad is visiting from the farm, and when Jay comes over, it's two manly men squaring off.8,3/10
- DirectorFred GossStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenOn New Year's Eve, Jay plays poker with Billy Dee Williams, Phil and Claire try to rekindle their romance, Mitchell and Cameron search for a bar where they fit in, and Haley and Alex stay home to babysit.8,3/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe family goes to Florida for Phil's mother's funeral. Phil has to honor his mom's odd last request, Jay sees a familiar face, Mitchell defends Gloria in court, and Cameron makes some new friends.8,3/10
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCameron isn't ready to conclude his honeymoon with Mitchell after their wedding. Gloria takes Jay to task over his appearance. The Dunphys must ready themselves for the return to school.8,3/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches as a look back at how the family celebrated their birthdays over the past year is discussed.8,3/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry; Claire has a secret rendezvous; Cam finally gets a chance to perform as Fizbo on the streets of Paris.8,3/10
- DirectorJason Z. KempStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil pays a visit to his dad after hearing some concerning news about him; Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia that triggers them to reevaluate a long-held story about their first family vacation.8,3/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay takes the family on a lake house in efforts to make memories.8,3/10
- DirectorJulie BowenStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenLily reaches a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for at all, so they call in reinforcements.8,3/10
- DirectorRyan CaseStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Pritchett family uses Alex's bout of mono to their advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.8,3/10
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell takes a job with his dad's rival. Luke and Manny visit Alex at college to meet a girl. Gloria is upset when a cheerleader doesn't decorate Manny's locker. Phil and Claire play chicken when Dylan moves into the house.8,3/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenDuring an electrical storm, Phil tries too hard to prove that he's useful, Jay desperately tries to make an appointment at a bar, Manny has an embarrassing moment with Claire, and Mitch and Cam try to save Lily's failing birthday party.8,3/10
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay agrees to sub on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league. Phil and Claire finally bond with their neighbors over an offensive statue. Gloria and Mitchell agree to a night out with Haley to prove they're not too old.8,3/10
- DirectorJeffrey WalkerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cameron have to sell a few prized possessions to afford their wedding. Phil and Claire are the victims of a practical joke pulled off by their kids. Jay, Gloria and Manny are each forced to confront a fear.8,3/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenGloria is suspicious of Jay after he says "baby" in a dream, Phil and Claire spy on Haley, Luke and Manny, and Mitchell is reluctant to share some juicy gossip with Cameron.8,3/10
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Luke take over Thanksgiving duties but Claire readies an emergency plan. Jay and Gloria get their holiday plans interrupted and regret not telling anyone. Cameron has to think of a way to get Lily to wear a dress for dinner.8,2/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenLily has problems with Mitchell and Cameron's plans to adopt another child, Jay tries to get Manny to confess to stealing a locket at school, and Claire goes to extreme lengths to prove that she was right in an argument.8,2/10
- DirectorReginald HudlinStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay takes Phil on a model-airplane excursion with disastrous results. While Manny is at their house, Claire must get used to the fact they are actually siblings.8,2/10
- DirectorChris KochStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire have some trepidation when they find out that Luke has befriended their crotchety old neighbor, Mr. Kleezak; Jay's attempt to avoid sitting through a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's "boys' night out"; and Haley has her own adventures in babysitting with Lily.8,2/10
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire trade discipline roles for the day, Gloria forces Jay to listen to a horrible business proposal, and Mitchell tries to convince a sick Cameron to let him go to the Lady Gaga concert without him.8,2/10
- DirectorJason WinerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil tries to learn tightrope walking, Haley and Alex wind up in the same math class, Gloria becomes upset over Jay's pampering of the dog, and Mitchell joins Cameron on a juice fast.8,2/10
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhile driving out to get breakfast, the Dunphys including Manny have a near death experience causing everyone to reevaluate their lives. Claire resolves to be more fun and less uptight, Haley and Alex agree not to fight anymore, Manny refuses to ever ride in a car again, Luke wants to check off his bucket list, Phil decides to be a take action type of guy and the rest of the family has to bear the brunt of all the new attitudes.8,2/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Cameron are co-best men for a friend's wedding, but the bride has cold feet. Meanwhile, Manny has a crush on the nanny, Phil helps Luke get a date, and Claire and Haley go together to Alex's concert.8,2/10
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThings become tense when the Dunphys temporarily move into a hotel, Gloria is suspicious of Manny's new girlfriend, and Mitchell discovers that he has jinxed Cameron's football team.8,2/10
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life and Gloria steps in to help him; Haley, Luke and Alex decide to throw a party at the Dunphy house when Claire and Phil leave for a trip; Dylan's mom takes the twins for the night.8,2/10
- DirectorEric Dean SeatonStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they have split up; Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner as a thank you for Claire and Phil's support with the twins; Jay invites Phil and Dylan out to fly his model plane.8,2/10
- DirectorEric Dean SeatonStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenWhen DeDe arrives for a surprise visit, Mitchell and Cam come to an understanding regarding her influence on their lives. Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley have bad news for Claire and compete for the right timing to tell her.8,2/10
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenManny and Luke's efforts to put on the school's winter dance get complicated due to a texting error; Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam volunteer at the dance while Jay tries to get out of it by pretending he wants to spend time with Phil.8,2/10
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley works to figure out the best time to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget; Phil borrows the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; Jay, Gloria and Joe deal with unwelcome holiday visitors.8,2/10
- DirectorChris KochStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe three families will be in three different locations: the Dunphys will be in New York, Jay and Gloria will attend a wedding in Mexico, and Mitchell and Cameron will attend a funeral in Missouri.8,2/10
- DirectorJames Alan HenszStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil hides a secret about his new client from Claire, but Claire has her own secret about her yoga instructor. Jay needs help to find the identity of an online troll. Cam has an accident while forcing Lily to learn how to ride a bike.8,2/10
- DirectorJames Alan HenszStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThe family travels by train to Dede's wedding. Phil and Cam help a mystery writer with his book, Jay's comment puts the wedding in jeopardy, Claire helps Mitch write the toast, and Luke and Alex meet possible romantic interests.8,2/10
- DirectorJames Alan HenszStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenHaley loses out on Andy and gets back with Dylan. Alex and Sanjay plan their breakup for when they leave for school. Mitchell takes up art instead of finding a new job. Jay and Gloria try to get Joe in a good preschool.8,2/10
- DirectorSteven LevitanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenGloria pays for all three couples to have a Sunday afternoon group therapy session, but nobody else is taking it seriously. Meanwhile, Haley and Alex discuss whether they should dump their boyfriends.8,2/10
- DirectorAlisa StatmanStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCam's sister comes to town with good news, Phil and Claire agree to skip Luke's soccer game, Gloria refuses to admit she needs glasses, and Alex thinks Jay is cheating at Words With Friends.8,2/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay and Gloria argue about how a waitress is closer to Jay than Gloria. Luke is awarded a medal for putting out a fire he started, Phil tries to fire Mitchell, and Claire and Cam fight about Cam's parenting strategies.8,2/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire thinks Phil's prospective new client is hitting on her, tensions rise as Mitchell and Cameron temporarily stay with Jay and Gloria, and Alex becomes jealous when Hayley volunteers as a Big Sister.8,2/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay and Manny's online diagnosis of Jay's illness makes matters worse. A visit from Cameron's mother sends Mitchell into a frenzy. Phil is more upset about Haley's breakup with Dylan than she is.8,2/10
- DirectorMichael SpillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenManny's dad shows up bearing extravagant gifts, Mitchell and Cameron fight over how to care for their daughter when she cries at night, and Claire tries to impress the firefighters who responded to Phil's kidney stone 911 call.8,1/10
- DirectorScott EllisStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenMitchell and Claire agree to break some embarrassing news to each other's significant others, Jay makes a fool of himself at what he thinks is a quinceanera, and Haley helps Alex try to make a popular friend.8,1/10