Bad Movie Saturday Night!
My growing list of bad movies that are fun to laugh at that my husband and I have watched on Saturday nights at home with a frozen pizza -- or something else! Each week I add the latest movie we watched & what we ate for dinner.
Bad Movie Qualifications:
Bad Movie Qualifications:
- Low rating on the movie guide (1 or 2 stars out of 4, or no rating)
- Low metascore on IMDb
- Cult movies
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- DirectorSam FirstenbergStarsShô KosugiLucinda DickeyJordan BennettAn evil ninja attempts to avenge his death from beyond the grave, by possessing an innocent woman's body.Watched 11/14/20 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorAmy Holden JonesStarsMichele MichaelsRobin StilleMichael VillellaA female high school student's slumber party turns into a bloodbath, as a newly escaped psychotic serial killer wielding a power drill prowls her neighborhood.Watched 11/21/20 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorPeter MarisStarsDeborah RennardGarrick DowhenDaniel RadellEarth has been ravaged by a nuclear war, and a feminist warrior is forced to join up with a soldier of fortune in her journey to find a rumored "paradise" as they battle gangs of rampaging bandits.Watched 11/28/20 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorLuca BercoviciStarsPeter LiapisLisa PelikanMichael Des BarresA young man and his girlfriend move into an old mansion home, where he becomes possessed by a desire to control ancient demons.Watched 12/5/20 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorAlbert BandStarsDamon MartinRoyal DanoPhil FondacaroThe Ghoulies wreak havoc at an amusement park, disposing of those who mistake them for mere fairground attractions.Watched 12/12/20 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorBob ClarkStarsOlivia HusseyKeir DulleaMargot KidderDuring their Christmas break, a group of sorority girls are stalked by a stranger.Watched 12/19/20 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorAlex ZammStarsLarry the Cable GuyBrian StepanekAnthony CarelliLarry's daughter Noel wants only one thing for Christmas: a talking bear. Her stepdad Victor intends to make sure that Larry can't get one.Watched 12/26/20 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorDennis DuganStarsChris FarleyNicollette SheridanRobin ShouA man tries to rescue a woman with a little help from his half brother.Watched 1/2/21 with a Newman's Own Supreme Thin & Crispy Pizza
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsSasha MitchellPeter BoyleDennis ChanDavid's brother, Kurt, defeats Po in Kickboxer (1989). A year after Po kills Kurt, David, who has a kickboxing gym in LA, is manipulated into a match against Po.Watched 1/9/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorChris KentisLaura LauStarsElizabeth OlsenAdam TreseEric Sheffer StevensA girl is trapped inside her family's lakeside retreat and becomes unable to contact the outside world as supernatural forces haunt the house with mysterious energy and consequences.Watched 1/16/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorRick KingStarsSasha MitchellDennis ChanRichard ComarDavid Sloan travels to Rio for a kick-box exhibition. There he saves two youngsters and stops a white slaver.Watched 1/23/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorJoe CharbanicStarsJames SpaderKeanu ReevesMarisa TomeiDavid Allen Griffin is a cool killer- time and time again, he chooses a female victim, studies her for weeks till he knows her routine to the smallest detail, makes meticulous preparations using his forensic knowledge to gain entry when she's quite alone, subdues her and administers a long, torturous death. Joel Campbell got so frustrated by his failure to capture Griffin in Los Angeles, that he quit the FBI, moved to Chicago, and remains in psychiatric therapy, unable to function normally. Then he realizes, when opening his mail very late, that a new murder victim is Griffin's, and the killer sent him pictures of her. Campbell reports this to the police, but is unwilling to join them in the search, suggesting Griffin is too slick and clever; yet he won't get out of it that easily.Watched 1/30/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorJ. Lee ThompsonStarsChuck NorrisLouis Gossett Jr.Melody AndersonA pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec/Mayan/Egyptian/Apache hoard of gold.Watched 2/06/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorSteve MinerStarsRick MoranisTom ArnoldJulianne PhillipsA writer returns to his hometown where he faces the childhood nemesis whose life he ultimately ruined, only the bully wants to relive their painful past by torturing him once again.Watched 2/13/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorRené Cardona Jr.StarsSusan GeorgeHugo StiglitzAndrés GarcíaTwo shark hunters flirt with an attractive British lady while hunting down a large tiger shark terrorizing the Mexican East coast.Watched 2/20/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorKevin DonovanStarsJackie ChanJennifer Love HewittJason IsaacsA hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo.Watched 2/27/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorJoe DanteStarsBradford DillmanHeather Menzies-UrichKevin McCarthyWhen flesh-eating piranhas are accidentally released into a summer resort's rivers, the guests become their next meal.Watched 3/06/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorMenahem GolanStarsSylvester StalloneRobert LoggiaSusan BlakelyTough trucker Lincoln Hawk is determined to win back his son and triumph at the world arm wrestling championships.Watched 3/13/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsJean-Claude Van DammeDeborah RichterVincent KlynA martial artist hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump of the future.Watched 3/20/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorDean SemlerStarsHowie LongScott GlennWilliam ForsytheFirefighter Jesse Graves has to save ornithologist Jennifer and other people caught in a forest fire, which was set up by the lawyer of convicted killer Earl Shaye, who escaped from the prison with several of his inmates posing as firefighters to recover thirty-seven million dollars in stashed loot.Watched 3/27/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Johnsonville Brat Pepper & Onion Pizza
- DirectorBryan SpicerStarsTim AllenKirstie AlleyJay O. SandersAn unhappily married Manhattan socialite couple flee from the I.R.S. and end up in Amish country where they pretend to be visiting relatives.Watched 4/03/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Johnsonville Brat Pepper & Onion Pizza
- DirectorRichard FleischerStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerBrigitte NielsenSandahl BergmanThe fearless warrior Red Sonja sets out to avenge her family's murder and rid her kingdom from the tyrannical rule of evil Queen Gedren.Watched 4/10/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Johnsonville Brat Pepper & Onion Pizza
- DirectorRob W. KingStarsNicolas CageSarah LindJakob DaviesA dystopian thriller set in the year 2030 that sees the world in a permanent state of economic recession and facing serious environmental problems as a result of global warming.Watched 4/17/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Johnsonville Brat Pepper & Onion Pizza
- DirectorJohn FortenberryStarsChris KattanWill FerrellRaquel GardnerTwo dim-witted brothers dream of owning their own dance club or at least getting into the coolest and most exclusive club in town, The Roxbury.Watched 4/24/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Johnsonville Brat Pepper & Onion Pizza
- DirectorTed KotcheffStarsDolph LundgrenMaruschka DetmersAssumpta SernaA CIA agent gets caught up in political intrigue after he gets brought in to solve the murder of a Cuban ambassador.Watched 5/01/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Johnsonville Brat Pepper & Onion Pizza
- DirectorSam FirstenbergStarsMichael DudikoffSteve JamesJudie AronsonAmerican soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.Watched 5/8/21 with a steak, shrimp & broccoli dinner
- DirectorKevin HooksStarsPatrick SwayzeRandy TravisMeat LoafA weapons loaded truck is shadowed by FBI and ATF. It explodes and kills the driver. Jack, just out of prison, is pressured into driving another truck from Atlanta to NJ. Things get rough when hijacking attempts are made.Watched 5/15/21 without eating
- DirectorManny CotoStarsLarry DrakeHolly Marie CombsCliff De YoungA madman who believes he's a doctor comes to the town where his crazy father was killed, and soon begins murdering people and becoming infatuated with a teenage girl who has a heart condition.Watched 5/22/21 with a steak, shrimp & broccoli dinner
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsJean-Claude Van DammeDolph LundgrenAlly WalkerSoldiers who were killed in action are brought back to life in a top secret military experiment that creates superhuman warriors.Watched 5/29/21 with an egg-on-a-burger dinner
- DirectorSteve CarrStarsIce CubeNia LongJohn C. McGinleyNewlyweds Nick and Suzanne Persons decide to move to the suburbs to provide a better life for their two kids, Lindsey and Kevin. But their idea of a dream home is disturbed by a contractor with a bizarre approach to business.Watched 6/05/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Johnsonville Brat Pepper & Onion Pizza
- DirectorSam FirstenbergStarsMichael DudikoffSteve JamesLarry PoindexterOn a remote Caribbean island, Army Ranger Joe Armstrong investigates the disappearance of several marines, which leads him to The Lion, a super-criminal who has kidnapped a local scientist and mass-produced an army of mutant Ninja warriors.Watched 6/12/21 with an egg-on-a-burger dinner
- DirectorDominic SenaStarsNicolas CageRon PerlmanClaire Foy14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce that her powers could be the source of the Black Plague.Watched 6/19/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorBrian TaylorStarsNicolas CageSelma BlairAnne WintersA teenage girl and her younger brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origin causes parents to turn violently on their own kids.Watched 6/26/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorPerry Andelin BlakeStarsDana CarveyJennifer EspositoHarold GouldAn Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise.Watched 7/03/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsSasha MitchellKamel KrifaBrad ThorntonDavid Sloan must travel to Mexico to save his wife from a savage drug lord who's also an old nemesis.Watched 7/10/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorSidney J. FurieStarsLouis Gossett Jr.Jason GedrickDavid SuchetA young pilot plans a rescue mission when his father, an Air Force Colonel, is shot down over enemy territory and captured.Watched 7/17/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorPaul FlahertyStarsJohn CandyJeffrey JonesAnnie PottsHarry Crumb is a bumbling and inept private investigator who is hired to solve the kidnapping of a young heiress which he's not expected to solve because his employer is the mastermind behind the kidnapping.Watched 7/24/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorDanny LernerStarsDolph LundgrenGina MayMichael ParéAn American prisoner in a Russian jail is given a chance at freedom if he can rescue a kidnapped American woman.Watched 7/31/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorBob ClarkStarsKathleen TurnerChristopher LloydKim CattrallScientists hold super intelligent talking babies captive, but things take a turn for the worse when a mix-up occurs between a baby genius and its twin.Watched 8/07/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorJohn FortenberryStarsPauly ShoreTia CarrereStanley TucciJobless loser Tommy Collins is sequestered to be a juror in a serial killer trial. He does everything he can to prolong the trial and deliberations to take full advantage of the free lodging and food.Watched 8/14/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorRobert LongoStarsKeanu ReevesDolph LundgrenDina MeyerA data courier, literally carrying a data package inside his head, must deliver it before he dies from the burden or is killed by the Yakuza.Watched 8/21/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsFred SavageLuke EdwardsJenny LewisA boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross-country, with help from a girl they meet, to compete in the ultimate video-game championship.Watched 8/28/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorTom MankiewiczStarsJohn CandyMariel HemingwayEmma SammsA soap opera writer gets hit on the head and wakes up as a character in his own show.Watched 9/04/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorSteve CarrStarsMartin LawrenceMegan MullallyBreckin MeyerAn acclaimed college basketball coach is demoted to a junior varsity team after a public meltdown.Watched 9/11/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorTom BradyStarsDavid KoechnerRobert Ri'chardCarl WeathersA comedy that spoofs inspirational sports movies, this movie is about an out-of-luck coach who drives a rag-tag bunch of college misfits towards the football championship.Watched 9/18/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorOliver ParkerStarsRowan AtkinsonRosamund PikeDominic WestJohnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down Chinese Premier Xiang Ping.Watched 9/25/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorRobert EnglundStarsStephen GeoffreysPatrick O'BryanJim MetzlerPeople who dial 976-EVIL receive supernatural powers and turn into satanic killers. When Spike dialed 976-EVIL, he knew it was an expensive toll call, but he didn't know that he'd have to pay for it with his soul.Watched 10/02/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorAte de JongStarsPatrick BerginAdam StorkeChad LoweAn eloping bride is taken into Hell, and her fiancé must pursue.Watched 10/09/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorJames IsaacDavid BlythStarsLance HenriksenBrion JamesRita TaggartDetective McCarthy finally catches "Meat Cleaver Max", a serial killer, who promises revenge during his execution. Nonetheless, a parapsychologist tells the detective that the only hope of stopping Max for good is to destroy his spirit.Watched 10/16/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorTroy NixeyStarsKatie HolmesGuy PearceBailee MadisonA young girl sent to live with her father and his new girlfriend believes that she has released creatures from a sealed ash pit in the basement of her new home.Watched 10/23/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorTom DeSimoneStarsLinda BlairVincent Van PattenPeter BartonFour college pledges are forced to spend the night in a deserted old mansion, where they are stalked by the monstrous survivor of a family massacre years earlier.Watched 10/30/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorPeter MarkleStarsJohn CandyJoe BaysAbraham BenrubiIn the 1860s Wild West, a ragged bunch of misfit settlers decides they cannot stand living in their current situation and they hire a grizzled cowboy to take them on a journey back East to their hometowns.Watched 11/06/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
1 year of bad movies on Saturday night! - DirectorPhillip NoyceStarsRutger HauerTerry O'QuinnBrandon CallA blind Vietnam vet, trained as a swordfighter, comes to America and helps to rescue the son of a fellow soldier.Watched 11/13/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorHugh JohnsonStarsCuba Gooding Jr.Skeet UlrichPeter FirthA new biological chemical weapon that explodes up to temperatures over fifty degrees Fahrenheit, falls into the hands of two men who try to make sure that it doesn't get stolen by a terrorist.Watched 11/20/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorBill CouturiéStarsMatt LeBlancJayne BrookGene RossA trained chimpanzee plays third base for a minor-league baseball team.Watched 11/27/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorBrian RobbinsStarsEddie MurphyCliff CurtisKerry WashingtonAfter stretching the truth on a deal with a spiritual guru, literary agent Jack McCall finds a Bodhi tree on his property. Its appearance holds a valuable lesson on the consequences of every word he speaks.Watched 12/04/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorJohn McTiernanStarsChris KleinJean RenoLL Cool JThe big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying.Watched 12/11/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorCharles E. Sellier Jr.StarsLilyan ChauvinGilmer McCormickToni NeroLittle Billy witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18 and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa himself.Watched 12/18/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsMatthew BroderickDanny DeVitoKristin ChenowethTwo neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space.Watched 12/25/21 with a Screamin' Sicilian Holy Pepperoni Pizza
- DirectorJason ConneryStarsCuba Gooding Jr.Ray WinstoneRon PerlmanAn elite group of soldiers on a covert mission to retrieve a scientist from an underground lab encounter an ancient evil in the facility.Watched 1/01/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorErnie BarbarashStarsCuba Gooding Jr.Val KilmerMichael IronsideAfter a tragic accident nearly claims Luke Gibson's life, the Hexx Corporation hardwire an implant into his brain to save him, but Luke soon finds out that this new technology comes at price.Watched 1/08/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsMaiara WalshBrant DaughertyCody ChristianIn this "Hunger Games" spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, in which she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially-eaten pickle.Watched 1/15/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorBob SagetStarsNorm MacDonaldJack WardenArtie LangeA loser finds success in the revenge-for-hire business.Watched 1/22/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorShawn LevyStarsAshton KutcherBrittany MurphyChristian KaneA young newlywed couple honeymoon in Europe, where obstacles challenge their ability to sustain the marriage.Watched 1/29/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorJonathan KaplanStarsIsaac HayesYaphet KottoAlan WeeksWhile tracking a strong-armed pimp who has skipped bail, a bounty hunter discovers a contract has been put out on him and must go on the run.Watched 2/5/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza (February Theme: Bad movies with black actors)
- DirectorRon UnderwoodStarsEddie MurphyJay MohrRandy QuaidIn the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the Mafia.Watched 2/12/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorWalter HillFrancis Ford CoppolaJack SholderStarsJames SpaderPeter FacinelliRobin TunneyA deep space rescue and recovery spaceship with a crew of 6 receives a distress call from a mining operation 3432 light years away. A rescue operation via dimension jump is made. Bad idea.Watched 2/19/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza
- DirectorFred SavageStarsCuba Gooding Jr.Lochlyn MunroRichard GantSeeking to offer his son the satisfying summer camp experience that eluded him as a child, the operator of a neighborhood day care center opens his own camp, only to face financial hardship and stiff competition from a rival camp.Watched 2/26/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza
- DirectorBryan SpicerStarsTom ArnoldDean StockwellErnest BorgnineA retired Navy officer returns to active duty, along with a group of misfit sailors, to battle his former nemesis.Watched 3/5/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza (March Theme: Bad movies with an Oscar winner; Ernest Borgnine in Marty 1956)
- DirectorWalt BeckerStarsRobin WilliamsJohn TravoltaSeth GreenTwo friends and business partners find their lives turned upside-down when strange circumstances lead them to be the temporary guardians of 7-year-old twins.Watched 3/12/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza (Oscar Winner: Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting 1997)
- DirectorLes MayfieldStarsColin FarrellScott CaanAli Larter5 Southern friends return home when the war ends 1865. But Yankee soldiers and Pinkerton are busy helping a railroad baron grab land from farmers along the planned railroad west. The 5 friends fight back.Watched 3/19/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza (Oscar Winner: Kathy Bates in Misery 1991)
- DirectorAndrew DavisStarsKeanu ReevesMorgan FreemanRachel WeiszTwo researchers in a green alternative energy project are put on the run when they are framed for murder and treason.Watched 3/26/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza (Oscar Winner: Morgan Freeman in Million Dollar Baby 2004)
- DirectorBrian LevantStarsJackie ChanAmber VallettaBilly Ray CyrusFormer C.I.A. spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau.Watched 4/2/22 with a Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat Pizza (April Theme: Action!)
- DirectorDon E. FauntLeRoyStarsSteven SeagalEddie GriffinCarmen SeranoWhen a dedicated police officer is murdered, his father goes on a hunt for the people responsible.Watched 4/9/22 with salad and a Newman's Own Thin & Crispy Cauliflower Crust Cheese Pizza
- DirectorDanny PangOxide Chun PangStarsNicolas CageCharlie YeungShahkrit YamnarmA hitman who's in Bangkok to pull off a series of jobs violates his personal code when he falls for a local woman and bonds with his errand boy.Watched 4/16/22 with salad, a Newman's Own Thin & Crispy Cauliflower Crust Cheese Pizza, and mozzarella sticks
- DirectorNorberto BarbaStarsMario Van PeeblesWilliam SadlerBarry CorbinA robot soldier named Solo escapes after learning he will be deprogrammed and helps a village who are under attack by rebels.Watched 4/23/22 with salad and a Newman's Own Thin & Crispy Cauliflower Crust Cheese Pizza
- DirectorLouis MorneauStarsMichael DudikoffCary-Hiroyuki TagawaTyrin TurnerA group of prisoners are going to Vietnam to rescue the daughter of a V-I.P. The Ones who survive get their freedom back...but hell awaits them.Watched 4/30/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorDon Michael PaulStarsDolph LundgrenDarla TaylorBill BellamyAssigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but is overwhelmed by the school's liberal, politically correct environment.Watched 5/7/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza (May Theme: Comedies with Kids!)
- DirectorHenry WinklerStarsBurt ReynoldsNorman D. Golden IIRuby DeeAfter witnessing a murder, a young boy named Devon refuses to testify unless he is given the chance to be a policeman.Watched 5/14/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorPatrick Read JohnsonStarsLara Flynn BoyleJoe MantegnaJoe PantolianoAfter three kidnappers lose the baby they have kidnapped, both the cops and kidnappers go looking for the baby.Watched 5/21/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorAndy CadiffStarsChristopher McDonaldJanine TurnerCameron FinleyTheodore "Beaver" Cleaver, age 8, has misadventures and learns life lessons in this entertaining, hilarious tale of a small-town Ohio family and the daily trials of life.Watched 5/28/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorPenelope SpheerisStarsChris FarleyDavid SpadeTim MathesonA gubernatorial candidate hires a wormy special assistant whose only job is to make sure the candidate's well-meaning but incompetent brother doesn't ruin the election.Watched 6/4/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza (June Theme: 1990s Movies!)
- DirectorSidney J. FurieStarsRodney DangerfieldJackée HarryJonathan BrandisTo climb the corporate ladder to success, a guy agrees to coach the company's all-girls soccer team with the help of his secret weapon: his fiancee's son.Watched 6/11/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorHart BochnerStarsJon LovitzTia CarrereLouise FletcherRichard Clark has just left the well-known Wellington Academy to teach at Marion Barry High School. Now, he will try to inspire the D-average students into making good grades and try to woo a fellow teacher.Watched 6/18/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorJoe RothStarsRobert CarradineCurtis ArmstrongLarry B. ScottThe rising college nerds set out to a convention in Florida, but are not welcomed by the Alpha Beta representatives.Watched 7/2/22 with salad and a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorCornel WildeStarsCornel WildeYaphet KottoJohn NeilsonAn aging fisherman finds a sunken treasure in shark-infested waters and is attacked by five escaping convicts.Watched 8/13/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorWilliam GreféStarsFred PineroBabette SherrillBill MarcusA group of student archaeologists venture into the Florida Everglades to look for fossils, but come across an area cursed by a Native American witch doctor.Watched 8/27/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorRichard CrudoStarsSteven SeagalTanoai ReedJenna HarrisonIn a post-apocalyptic world, a master swordsman leads a squad of ex-military vigilantes into a hospital on a mission to rescue trapped survivors from blood-thirsty disease-infected humans.Watched 10/8/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorJohn Elias MichalakisStarsMichael RubinSteve McCoyGeorge SeminaraTeenage vigilantes kill a drug pusher only to have him return as a zombie.Watched 10/15/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorLarry CohenStarsFrederic ForrestKathleen LloydJohn P. RyanAn epidemic of monster babies sweeps across America.Watched 10/22/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorLewis TeagueStarsRobert ForsterRobin RikerMichael V. GazzoA pet baby alligator is flushed down a toilet and survives in the city sewers. Twelve years later, it grows to an enormous size thanks to a diet of discarded laboratory dogs injected with growth hormones. Now, humans have entered the menu.Watched 10/29/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorMichael KeuschStarsSteven SeagalMark BazeleySteve ToussaintJohn is sent in to recover a stolen Stealth Bomber. His trusty sidekick Rojar and ever faithful Jessica fight the rebel forces of Banansistan, led by the vivacious Ellianna.Watched 11/12/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorRobert ClouseBruce LeeStarsBruce LeeGig YoungDean JaggerA martial arts movie star must fake his death to find the people who are trying to kill him.Watched 11/19/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorJohn LiuKurtis SpielerStarsDon WilsonMichael BerrymanLinnea QuigleyOriginally shot in 1984 and not finished until 2021, New York Ninja is about a sound technician for a news station (John Liu) who becomes a vigilante ninja in New York City after his pregnant wife is murdered.Watched 11/26/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorWilliam TannenStarsChuck NorrisBrynn ThayerSteve JamesDanny was lucky 3 years ago at the arrest of Terror, a serial killer of young women. Danny's about to be a dad, when Terror escapes prison and is back killing. Will Danny get lucky this time?Watched 12/3/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorRobert ClouseStarsKurt ThomasTetchie AgbayaniRichard NortonAn American gymnast travels to a foreign country to compete in a deadly game not won by anyone other than a native in more than 900 years.Watched 12/10/22 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorKurt AndersonStarsJeff WincottGary HudsonVladimir SkomarovskyKevin White and his brother Jack have got a lot in common. Both fighters. Both cops. And both on the same case. But when it comes to busting a major Russian drugs ring, they're both playing on different sides.Watched 1/7/23 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorTobe HooperStarsKaren BlackHunter CarsonTimothy BottomsA boy tries to stop aliens who have taken over his town and are attempting to brainwash its inhabitants.Watched 1/14/23 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorRichard ElfmanStarsCasper Van DienNatasha Gregson WagnerRod SteigerA borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.Watched 1/21/23 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza
- DirectorAndy FickmanStarsKevin JamesRaini RodriguezEduardo VerásteguiAfter six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Las Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers.Watched 1/28/23 with a Kirkland Signature Supreme Cauliflower Crust Pizza