Best South Park episodes

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1.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pinkeye (1997)
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The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothera judged a costume contest. (22 mins.)
 
2.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Damien (1998)
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The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday. (22 mins.)
 
3.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Mecha-Streisand (1998)
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Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant. (22 mins.)
 
4.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Spookyfish (1998)
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Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman. (22 mins.)
 
5.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial. (22 mins.)
 
6.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die. (22 mins.)
 
7.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Prehistoric Ice Man (1999)
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Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man. (22 mins.)
 
8.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Hooked on Monkey Fonics (1999)
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The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled. (22 mins.)
 
9.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town. (22 mins.)
 
10.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child. (22 mins.)
 
11.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Probably (2000)
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Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues. (22 mins.)
 
12.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Trapper Keeper (2000)
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Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it. (22 mins.)
 
13.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cartman Joins NAMBLA (2000)
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Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother. (22 mins.)
 
14.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Fat Camp (2000)
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Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show. (22 mins.)
 
15.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles. (22 mins.)
 
16.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: It Hits the Fan (2001)
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Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air. (22 mins.)
 
17.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cripple Fight (2001)
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The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy. (22 mins.)
 
18.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Super Best Friends (2001)
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Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult. (22 mins.)
 
19.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001)
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Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money. (22 mins.)
 
20.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists. (22 mins.)
 
21.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Proper Condom Use (2001)
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Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls. (22 mins.)
 
22.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Towelie (2001)
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The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie. (22 mins.)
 
23.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Entity (2001)
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Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel. (22 mins.)
 
24.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses. (22 mins.)
 
25.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Asspen (2002)
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The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier. (22 mins.)
 
26.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Professor Chaos (2002)
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After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend. (22 mins.)
 
27.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Red Hot Catholic Love (2002)
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Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth. (22 mins.)
 
28.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders. (22 mins.)
 
29.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what. (22 mins.)
 
30.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body. (22 mins.)
 
31.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Red Man's Greed (2003)
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South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land. (22 mins.)
 
32.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Christian Rock Hard (2003)
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Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet. (22 mins.)
 
33.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: All About Mormons (2003)
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Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well. (22 mins.)
 
34.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Raisins (2003)
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Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant. (22 mins.)
 
35.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Good Times with Weapons (2004)
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The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star. (22 mins.)
 
36.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Up the Down Steroid (2004)
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Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize. (22 mins.)
 
37.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: AWESOM-O (2004)
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Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't... (22 mins.)
 
38.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet. (22 mins.)
 
39.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations. (22 mins.)
 
40.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Ginger Kids (2005)
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Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them. (22 mins.)
 
41.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Trapped in the Closet (2005)
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Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation. (22 mins.)
 
42.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Bloody Mary (2005)
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Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass. (22 mins.)
 
43.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Tsst (2006)
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Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer. (22 mins.)
 
44.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Make Love, Not Warcraft (2006)
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The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in "World of Warcraft" so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters. (22 mins.)
 
45.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Hell on Earth 2006 (2006)
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Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party. (22 mins.)
 
46.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Go God Go XII (2006)
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Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii. (22 mins.)
 
47.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue. (22 mins.)
 
48.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Lice Capades (2007)
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A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed. (22 mins.)
 
49.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers. (22 mins.)
 
50.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Guitar Queer-o (2007)
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Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship. (22 mins.)
 
51.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Tonsil Trouble (2008)
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After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure. (22 mins.)
 
52.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Major Boobage (2008)
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South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal hallucinations. (22 mins.)
 
53.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence. (22 mins.)
 
54.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls? (22 mins.)
 
55.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Pandemic (2008)
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With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park. (22 mins.)
 
56.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it. (22 mins.)
 
57.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Butters' Bottom Bitch (2009)
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Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far. (22 mins.)
 
58.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Medicinal Fried Chicken (2010)
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Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy. (22 mins.)
 
59.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: You Have 0 Friends (2010)
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After being forced to create a FaceBook account, Stan finds himself in the middle of a fad that has gone way too far. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Coon 2: Hindsight (2010)
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A new superhero named "Captain Hindsight" emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes. (22 mins.)
 
61.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Mysterion Rises (2010)
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Mysterion assumes control of South Park's superhero alliance after The Coon is kicked out. Meanwhile, The Coon plots his plan for revenge by conspiring with the enemy, and where is Captain Hindsight when the world needs him? (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
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Cartman and Cthulhu get their revenge on Coon and Friends, while Mysterion continues to try and discover the secret behind his superpower of never being able to die. (22 mins.)
 
63.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: HUMANCENTiPAD (2011)
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After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse. (22 mins.)
 
64.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: T.M.I. (2011)
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Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy... (22 mins.)
 
65.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: You're Getting Old (2011)
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Stan turns ten years old and suddenly things change and everything is seems like crap to him; music... (22 mins.)
 
66.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Ass Burgers (2011)
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Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation. (22 mins.)
 
67.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Bass to Mouth (2011)
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Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which... (22 mins.)
 
68.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: The Poor Kid (2011)
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After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches... (22 mins.)
 
69.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Raising the Bar (2012)
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Cartman finally realizes he is fat and decides to do something about it: get a mobility scooter. Between... (22 mins.)
 
70.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: A Nightmare on Facetime (2012)
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The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because... (22 mins.)
 
71.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Black Friday (2013)
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The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money. (22 mins.)
 
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South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: A Song of Ass and Fire (2013)
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The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win. (22 mins.)
 
73.
South Park (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Titties and Dragons (2013)
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The horror of Black Friday has begun and the battle begins. Forces will join, back stabbing will occur and there will be blood. And big floppy wieners. (22 mins.)