Movies That Suck

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1.
I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)
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A florist, who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man, finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town. (98 mins.)
Director: Nia Vardalos
 
2.
Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. (85 mins.)
Director: James Wong
 
3.
The Canyons (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
When Christian, an LA trust-fund kid with casual ties to Hollywood, learns of a secret affair between Tara and the lead of his film project, Ryan, he spirals out of control, and his cruel mind games escalate into an act of bloody violence. (99 mins.)
Director: Paul Schrader
 
4.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a SeaWorld theme park after a 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park with them. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Alves
 
5.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. (89 mins.)
Director: Joseph Sargent
 
6.
Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. (86 mins.)
 
7.
Old Boy (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Obsessed with vengeance, a man sets out to find out why he was kidnapped and locked into solitary confinement for twenty years without reason. (104 mins.)
Director: Spike Lee
 
8.
Bachelor Party Vegas (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Five friends road trip to Las Vegas for a bachelor party. (91 mins.)
Director: Eric Bernt
 
9.
Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Melinda loves her fiancé Ron. Her brother Todd, doesn't approve of his upcoming brother-in-law. He wants Melinda to cancel the wedding... (104 mins.)
Director: James Ryan
 
10.
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you. (101 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
11.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Benjamin Barry is an advertising executive and ladies' man who, to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a woman fall in love with him in 10 days. Andie Anderson covers the "How To" beat for "Composure" magazine and is assigned to write an article on "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days." They meet in a bar shortly after the bet is made. (116 mins.)
Director: Donald Petrie
 
12.
Legacy (2008 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
When a geeky, overweight rushee is found dead at the hottest sorority on the campus, the three most popular girls of the house are prime suspects. (90 mins.)
Director: Irving Rothberg
 
13.
The Hungover Games (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
After celebrating Doug's upcoming wedding in a cut rate hotel in Laughlin, NV, hungover guys Bradley... (85 mins.)
Director: Josh Stolberg
 
14.
The Nut Job (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An incorrigibly self-serving exiled squirrel finds himself helping his former park brethren survive by raiding a nut store, a location that also happens to be a front for a human gang's bank robbery. (85 mins.)
 
15.
As I Lay Dying (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Based on the 1930 classic by Faulkner, it is the story of the death of Addie Bundren and her family's quest to honor her wish to be buried in the nearby town of Jefferson. (110 mins.)
Director: James Franco
 
16.
Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Four fighters with different backgrounds come together to train under an ex-MMA rising star and then ultimately have to fight each other. (90 mins.)
 
17.
The Prince and Me (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
At college Paige meets Eddie, a fellow student from Denmark, whom she first dislikes but later accepts, likes, and loves; he proves to be Crown Prince Edvard. Paige follows him to Copenhagen, and he follows her back to school with a plan. (111 mins.)
Director: Martha Coolidge
 
18.
The Legend of Hercules (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
The origin story of the mythical Greek hero. Betrayed by his stepfather, the King, and exiled and sold into slavery because of a forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable powers to fight his way back to his rightful kingdom. (99 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
 
19.
Abduction (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A thriller centered on a young man who sets out to uncover the truth about his life after finding his baby photo on a missing persons website. (106 mins.)
Director: John Singleton
 
20.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
As Johnny Blaze hides out in Eastern Europe, he is called upon to stop the devil, who is trying to take human form. (96 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
 
21.
Accepted (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown. (93 mins.)
Director: Steve Pink
 
22.
RV (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Bob Munro and his dysfunctional family rent an RV for a road trip to the Colorado Rockies, where they ultimately have to contend with a bizarre community of campers. (99 mins.)
 
23.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
24.
Georgia Rule (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A troubled young woman is sent to live with her grandmother for the summer, while hiding a secret that could potentially tear her family apart. (113 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
 
25.
The Family Man (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A fast-lane investment broker, offered the opportunity to see how the other half lives, wakes up to find that his sports car and girlfriend have become a mini-van and wife. (125 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
 
26.
One Direction: This Is Us (2013 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A look at Niall, Zayn, Liam, Louis, and Harry's meteoric rise to fame, from their humble hometown beginnings and competing on the X-Factor, to conquering the world and performing at London's famed O2 Arena. (92 mins.)
Director: Morgan Spurlock
 
27.
Charlie Countryman (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
While traveling abroad, a guy falls for a Romanian beauty whose unreachable heart has its origins in her violent, charismatic ex. (103 mins.)
Director: Fredrik Bond
 
28.
Big Daddy (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father. (93 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
29.
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Mr. Bean wins a trip to Cannes where he unwittingly separates a young boy from his father and must help the two come back together. On the way he discovers France, bicycling, and true love, among other things. (90 mins.)
Director: Steve Bendelack
 
30.
Chasing Liberty (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Anna Foster has never had an ordinary life. At eighteen years old, she is the most protected girl in America; she is the First Daughter... (101 mins.)
Director: Andy Cadiff
 
31.
I Think I Love My Wife (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A married man who daydreams about being with other women finds his will and morals tested after he's visited by the ex-mistress of his old friend. (94 mins.)
Director: Chris Rock
 
32.
Jurassic Park III (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A decidedly odd couple with ulterior motives convince Dr. Alan Grant to go to Isla Sorna (the second InGen dinosaur lab.), resulting in an unexpected landing...and unexpected new inhabitants on the island. (92 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
 
33.
The Smurfs 2 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
The Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been abducted by Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer's newest creation - creatures called the Naughties - into real Smurfs. (105 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
34.
47 Ronin (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A band of samurai set out to avenge the death and dishonor of their master at the hands of a ruthless shogun. (128 mins.)
Director: Carl Rinsch
 
35.
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A swinger on the cusp of being a senior citizen with a taste for young women falls in love with an accomplished woman closer to his age. (128 mins.)
Director: Nancy Meyers
 
36.
Sydney White (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A modern retelling of Snow White set against students in their freshman year of college in the greek system. (108 mins.)
Director: Joe Nussbaum
 
37.
The Bling Ring (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Inspired by actual events, a group of fame-obsessed teenagers use the internet to track celebrities' whereabouts in order to rob their homes. (90 mins.)
Director: Sofia Coppola