Worst Movies I've Seen

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1.
Mobsters (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
From start to finish, it's a story of friendship between 4 street-wise males who don't mind using violence to achieve the lives that they want. They trust no one but each other which is vital to their success as mobsters. (104 mins.)
 
2.
The Abomination (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
An old woman coughs up what she believes to be a tumor. While asleep, the thing crawls inside of her son and reproduces inside him, then causes him to go on a killing spree to feed it. (100 mins.)
Director: Max Raven
 
3.
Vampire Journals (1997 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Avenging vampire stalks a king of the vampires in Eastern Europe, slaughters anyone who gets in his way. (82 mins.)
Director: Ted Nicolaou
 
4.
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
In 19th century London, a sex maniac sneaks into the engagement party of Dr. Henry Jekyll and Miss Fanny Osbourne, turning the event into a nightmarish whirlpool of murder and debauchery. (92 mins.)
 
5.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
 
6.
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Jonathan and Lucy live in Wismar and the Count wants a house there. Varna is a port on the Black Sea, close to Dracula's castle. (107 mins.)
Director: Werner Herzog
 
7.
The Crawling Hand (1963)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
The hand of a dead astronaut comes crawling back from the grave to strangle the living (89 mins.)
 
8.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
 
9.
Vampire Cop (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A cop, who's actually a vampire, teams up with a hot investigative journalist to stop a posh crime boss. (89 mins.)
Director: Donald Farmer
 
10.
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Set back in the 80s when Harry met Lloyd in high school where they cross paths with a mean principal and a bunch of other outcasts much like themselves. (85 mins.)
Director: Troy Miller
 
11.
Caligula (1979)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Details the graphic and shocking, yet undeniably tragic story of Rome's most infamous Caesar, Gaius Germanicus Caligula. (156 mins.)
Director: Tinto Brass
 
12.
Naked Lunch (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
After developing an addiction to the substance he uses to kill bugs, an exterminator accidentally murders his wife and becomes involved in a secret government plot being orchestrated by giant bugs in a port town in North Africa. (115 mins.)
 
13.
The Weirdo (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
After years of torment and torture, a disturbed young man snaps and takes out his frustration in particularly violent ways. (91 mins.)
Director: Andy Milligan
 
14.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist. (118 mins.)
Director: John Boorman
 
15.
Meet Joe Black (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Death, who takes the form of a young man, asks a media mogul to act as a guide to teach him about life on Earth and in the process he falls in love with his guide's daughter. (178 mins.)
Director: Martin Brest
 
16.
Final Analysis (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A psychiatrist (Gere) has an affair with his patient's sister (Basinger) who is married to a Greek mobster (Roberts)... (124 mins.)
Director: Phil Joanou
 
17.
Drive Thru (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Horror gets Super Sized when Horny The Clown, the demonic mascot of "Hella-Burger," starts slashing Orange County teenagers with his meat cleaver from Hell. (83 mins.)
 
18.
Bloodstone: Subspecies II (1993 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Continuing after the first "Subspecies", a woman who has just become a vampire tries to escape the evil vampire... (107 mins.)
Director: Ted Nicolaou
 
19.
One Dark Night (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
As part of an initiation into a club called the Sisters, a young girl must spend the night in a mausoleum. (89 mins.)
 
20.
Top Gun (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
As students at the United States Navy's elite fighter weapons school compete to be best in the class, one daring young pilot learns a few things from a civilian instructor that are not taught in the classroom. (110 mins.)
Director: Tony Scott
 
21.
Vinyan (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A couple are looking for their child who was lost in the tsunami - their search takes them to the dangerous Thai-Burmese waters, and then into the jungle, where they face unknown but horrifying dangers. (96 mins.)
Director: Fabrice Du Welz
 
22.
Halloween (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution and immediately returns to Haddonfield to find his baby sister, Laurie. (109 mins.)
Director: Rob Zombie
 
23.
Monster a-Go Go (1965)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A space capsule crash-lands on Earth, and the astronaut aboard disappears. Is there a connection between the missing man and the monster roaming the area? (70 mins.)
Director: Bill Rebane
 
24.
Axe (1974)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Three criminals on a murder spree arrives at a farmhouse, where a girl is living with her paralyzed grandfather. (65 mins.)
 
25.
Attack of the Killer Refridgerator (1990 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A group of teenagers get drunk and abuse a hapless refrigerator. The machine then goes on a killing rampage, eating the ones who beat him up. (15 mins.)
Director: Michael Savino
 
26.
Zombie Honeymoon (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Zombie Honeymoon is a gore-soaked exploration of how far the boundaries of true love can be pushed without reaching a breaking point. (83 mins.)
Director: David Gebroe
 
27.
The Brotherhood (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
The fraternity "Doma (House of) Tau Omega" has found a key to eternal youth without having to become blood-drinking vampires. Will they be able to recruit Chris, an innocent and perfect newcomer? (85 mins.)
Director: David DeCoteau
 
28.
The Cry (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
In New York, detective Alex Scott is investigating with his partner Sergio Perez the disappearance of several children... (83 mins.)
 
29.
A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Lovers' lives are complicated by city law, feuding faerie royalty, and... love. (116 mins.)
Director: Michael Hoffman
 
30.
Tequila Sunrise (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Mac Mckussic is an unlikely drug dealer who wants to go straight. His old and best friend Nick Frescia... (115 mins.)
Director: Robert Towne
 
31.
Fear No Evil (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
High school student turns out to be personification of Lucifer. Two arch angels in human form (as women) take him on. (99 mins.)
Director: Frank LaLoggia
 
32.
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Gamers playing a MMORPG based on the "Hellraiser" franchise find their lives endangered after being invited to a rave, the host of which intends to show them the truth behind the Cenobite mythos. (91 mins.)
Director: Rick Bota
 
33.
The Church (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An old Gothic cathedral, built over a mass grave, develops strange powers which trap a number of people inside with ghosts from a 12th Century massacre seeking to resurrect an ancient demon from the bowels of the Earth. (102 mins.)
Director: Michele Soavi