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- DirectorValerie BreimanStarsAdam SandlerBilly Bob ThorntonBilly ZaneA struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship hoping for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise-ship comedy.Budget: $200,000.
- DirectorWilliam HeinsStrathford HamiltonStarsParis HiltonSimon RexPaula GarcésAt South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.Babs Cohen: [to a random woman] Nice legs. What time do they open?
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.In the movie, the world will end on August 29, 2008, which was the date the movie was released.
- DirectorDwain EsperStarsVivian McGillRose TapleyAl RigaliThis exploitation film belongs to the social guidance genre of quasi-documentary narratives, which exhort young adults to follow particular moral and social prescriptions related to sexuality and drug use.If two virgins have sex together, even while unmarried, they are not at risk for catching a venereal disease.
- DirectorJames L. WolcottStarsJean HawkshawMary Ann WebbCandé GerrardMen, women and apes live together as three different tribes on the tropical island of Wongo. When the tribes discover that they live together on the island, ape-men start planning a raid on the tribe in order to capture mates.Some of the stock music used is also used in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
- DirectorNicholas WebsterStarsJohn CallLeonard HicksVincent BeckThe Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.The Martian guns are actually painted Whammo Air Blasters.
- DirectorPeter BogdanovichStarsMamie Van DorenMary MarrPaige LeeAstronauts landing on Venus encounter dangerous creatures and almost meet some sexy Venusian women who like to sun-bathe in hip-hugging skin-tight pants and seashell brassieres.The footage of the astronauts is actually from a Russian sci-fi film, Planeta bur
- DirectorAl AdamsonSamuel M. ShermanStarsJ. Carrol NaishLon Chaney Jr.Zandor VorkovDracula conspires with a mad doctor to resurrect the Frankenstein Monster.Originally planned as a sequel to Satan's Sadists (1969), with Russ Tamblyn and other "bikers" reprising their parts from that film. However, not long after filming began, it was decided to turn it into a horror film instead of a biker picture and much of the footage with Tamblyn and other actors from the first film was cut out. They were unable to cut them completely out of the movie, though, which is why Tamblyn and his biker gang seem to be wandering in and out of the film, with no connection to the story line and with not much to do.
- DirectorGordon HesslerStarsGeorge HamiltonLuciana PaluzziCameron MitchellIn Greece, a stewardess is murdered by a masked maniac. Suspicion falls on a drunken American playboy (George Hamilton) and a murderous gangster (Cameron Mitchell).According to screenwriter Christopher Wicking, this film was only made because George Hamilton was about to marry Alana Stewart and thought that it would be nice to have a honeymoon in the sun with all expenses paid by a film company and an acting salary to go with it.
- DirectorGerald ThomasStarsKenneth WilliamsSuzanne DanielleKenneth ConnorThe beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle Prevert just cannot inflame her husband's ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs, including the Prime Minister and the American Ambassador. A jealous lover gives a list of all her conquests to the national press and a scandal ensues. But will she ever manage to get her own husband into bed?Kenneth Williams initially turned down his part in the film, calling it offensive. He relented after some script changes had been made.
- DirectorJoseph SargentStarsLorraine GaryLance GuestMario Van PeeblesChief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.One of actor Michael Caine's notorious "paycheck pictures" alongside Ashanti (1979), The Swarm (1978), The Island (1980), Blame It on Rio (1984) and Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979). When Caine was asked about this movie in an interview, he answered, "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
- DirectorGerald ThomasStarsJim DaleBernard CribbinsMaureen LipmanHistory is only slightly rewritten: instead of experienced sailors, there are only convicts whose last and only meeting with H2O was their prison diet of bread and water. And Columbus doesn't have his own map.The role of "Customer With Ear" was originally offered to Jonathan Ross.
- DirectorNick MarckStarsKate SimmonsJake ThomasRandy QuaidA holiday to the South Pacific goes awry when Cousin Eddie's family and a tour guide are shipwrecked on an island.Dana Barron is the first (and to-date only) actress to reprise her role as Audrey Griswold, from Vacation (1983). In all the "Vacation" movies, the Griswold children are played by different actors/actresses in each movie.
- DirectorGary PreislerStarsWill FriedleChris OwenLouise LasserA pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.One of only six theatrical wide releases on record in the United States to average less than $600 US Dollars on its debut weekend per theater in the past 25 years.
- DirectorPhilip Adrian BoothStarsSteffany HuckabyMelanie LewisYolanda PecoraroFor an initiation stunt, five college women are locked in a Kentucky hospital built in 1910 where 63,000 people died from a disease known as the "white plague". Deep under the hospital is the "Death Tunnel" which once were used to secretly remove the dead from the grounds.In the scene where Ritchie wakes up at the morgue, the bodies are clearly breathing when he and Heather leave the room.
- DirectorAaron SeltzerJason FriedbergStarsAlyson HanniganAdam CampbellFred WillardSpoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.Julia's heritage is Japanese, Indian, Black, and Jewish. When Roz meets Julia, she says that she has been waiting to meet the "shiksa," which is Yiddish for a non-Jewish girl.
- DirectorTommy BrunswickStarsKaren TurnerDave CunninghamRudy HatfieldAn innocent man imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit emerges from prison bent on exacting revenge on his accusers.After the clown hacks off the guy's hand, the clown raises his hand to hit him again with the ax, and the director's voice is heard in the background yelling "Higher!" to the guy with the ax.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsKal PennJennifer CoolidgeFred WillardA spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.Not screened for critics.
- DirectorAndrew WildStarsSean Patrick FlaneryReagan PasternakJoel KellerA team of scientists explore a new planet and find much more than expected.Duncan states "It would take light-years just to send DNA through space..." implying it would take a very long time (which he confirms in his next line). A light-year is a measurement of distance, not time. Also, the planet they are going to is only 20 light-years away.
- DirectorStefano MillaStarsDebbie RochonVivica A. FoxAva BruniniBe careful of what you touch. A large meteor is heading quickly toward Earth. A space defense launches a missile and seems to destroy the meteor. But a small piece of the meteor lands in a remote part of Europe. An up and coming American rock band is touring through Europe when their van breaks down... near the meteor. The area is eerily quiet and the band finds clues of people living in the area but no one is found. Gradually, they begin to put the pieces of the puzzle together but the meteor is having a deadly effect on them.This film listed at $300k
- DirectorRichard SchenkmanStarsJeff FaheySara Malakul LaneMarc EwinsWhen a chain of volcanic eruptions rips through Europe, the enormous ash cloud blocks out the sun, plunging the continent into a new ice age. An American couple must find their kids and get them out of Paris before it freezes over.The pilot and his newlywed wife are forced to land in London and rent a car but the steering wheel on the wrong side.