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1.
Pootie Tang (2001)
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Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America... (81 mins.)
Director: Louis C.K.
 
2.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)
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Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground. (103 mins.)
Director: Lloyd Kaufman
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3.
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000 Video)
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When three rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage in the 'hood. (90 mins.)
Director: Rob Spera
 
4.
Scream Blacula Scream (1973)
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The vampire Mamuwalde (Blacula) is stirred by African voodoo, and is forced to kill again. (96 mins.)
Director: Bob Kelljan
 
5.
1313: Frankenqueen (2012 Video)
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A group of five young men agree to act as "test subjects" for plastic surgeon Victoria Franks. But their getaway at Victoria's lavish Malibu mansion turns deadly, as their mad scientist hostess implements a nefarious and homicidal agenda. (77 mins.)
Director: David DeCoteau
 
6.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
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A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters. (88 mins.)
 
7.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
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Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town. (88 mins.)
Director: Stephen Chiodo
 
8.
1313: Cougar Cult (2012 Video)
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Rufus, Darwin, and Coopersmith are three nerdy, but hunky young college students who score themselves... (73 mins.)
Director: David DeCoteau
 
9.
Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
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When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. (86 mins.)
 
10.
Retardead (2008 Video)
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The evil Dr. Stern returns, armed with a lethal intelligence serum that yields horrific results at the Butte County Institute for Special Education. (100 mins.)
Director: Rick Popko, Dan West
 
11.
Under the Gaydar (2009 Video)
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Parents hire a girl to turn their son straight, but the son is just pretending to be gay in order to pick up women. (82 mins.)
 
12.
Butter (2011)
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In Iowa, an adopted girl discovers her talent for butter carving and finds herself pitted against an ambitious local woman in their town's annual contest. (90 mins.)
Director: Jim Field Smith
 
13.
Tales from the Crapper (2004 Video)
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A horror anthology that contains two chilling tales, set up by the "Crap Keeper". (90 mins.)
 
14.
Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013)
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A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty. (86 mins.)
Director: Duane Journey
 
15.
Taintlight (2009 Video)
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Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. (60 mins.)
Director: Chris Seaver
 
16.
ThanksKilling (2009)
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A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. (70 mins.)
Director: Jordan Downey
 
17.
Dumpster Baby (2000 Video)
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A strung out drug addict gives birth to a pre-mature crack baby and abandons it in a nearby alley. Left for dead, the baby begins a surreal journey as it encounters a wide array of bizarre characters. (80 mins.)
 
18.
Troll 2 (1990)
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A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
 
19.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
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Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. (85 mins.)
 
20.
Curse of the Queerwolf (1988)
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After being bitten by what he thinks is a transvestite, Larry starts having nightmares about hillbillies... (86 mins.)
Director: Mark Pirro
 
21.
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987)
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At an old farmhouse, a family mysteriously dissapears at the hands of evil. Years later, hair metal band The Tritons comes to the farmhouse... (83 mins.)
Director: John Fasano
 
22.
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
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After an encounter with a neck-biter, a publishing executive thinks that he's turning into a vampire. (103 mins.)
Director: Robert Bierman
 
23.
Congo (1995)
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When an expedition to the African Congo ends in disaster, a new team is assembled to find out what went wrong. (109 mins.)
Director: Frank Marshall
 
24.
Satan's Cheerleaders (1977)
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The janitor at a local high school is actually the scout for a coven of Satanists on the lookout for a virgin to sacrifice... (92 mins.)
Director: Greydon Clark
 
25.
Cool as Ice (1991)
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A rap-oriented remake of The Wild One, with heavy emphasis on the fact that Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role. (91 mins.)
Director: David Kellogg
 
26.
Mean Girls 2 (2011 TV Movie)
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The Plastics are back in the long-awaited follow-up to the smash hit Mean Girls - and now the clique is more fashionable, funny, and ferocious than ever. (96 mins.)
Director: Melanie Mayron
 
27.
Crossroads (2002)
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Three childhood best friends, and a guy they just met, take a road trip across the country, finding themselves and their friendship in the process. (93 mins.)
Director: Tamra Davis
 
28.
The Wicker Man (2006)
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A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil Labute
 
29.
The Happening (2008)
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A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
 
30.
Ninjas vs. Vampires (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Ninjas battle Vampires for the fate of the world in this all new Action-Horror-Comedy from the creators of 2010's cult smash... (89 mins.)
Director: Justin Timpane
 
31.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo. (70 mins.)
 
32.
Sharktopus (2010 TV Movie)
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A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped create it tries to capture/kill it. (89 mins.)
Director: Declan O'Brien
 
33.
Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted (2012)
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Pip thought he had it all, a pampered lifestyle, huge mansion and adoring owners, that is until the Taylor family booked an African safari... (101 mins.)
Director: Robert D. Hanna
 
34.
Killer Bean Forever (2009)
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Killer Bean is sent on a mission in Beantown, but when he attacks one of the mafia boss Cappuccino's warehouse, he may be both police with detective Cromwell at the shit and the mafia behind. (85 mins.)
Director: Jeff Lew
 
35.
Last Action Hero (1993)
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With the help of a magic ticket, a young film fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action film character. (130 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
 
36.
License to Drive (1988)
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A teen decides to go for a night on the town with his friends despite flunking his driver's test. (88 mins.)
Director: Greg Beeman
 
37.
Mannequin (1987)
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A young artist, searching for his vocation, makes a mannequin so perfect he falls in love with it. Finding the mannequin in a store window, he gets a job there and his creation comes to life. (90 mins.)
 
38.
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
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A group of people try to survive when machines start to come alive and become homicidal. (98 mins.)
Director: Stephen King
 
39.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
 
40.
Flash Gordon (1980)
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A football player and his friends travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth. (111 mins.)
Director: Mike Hodges
 
41.
The Black Gestapo (1975)
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General Ahmed has started an inner-city People's Army to try and relieve the misery of the citizens of Watts... (90 mins.)
Director: Lee Frost
 
42.
The Room (2003)
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Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
 
43.
Glen or Glenda (1953)
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A psychiatrist tells two stories: one of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda), the other of a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne). (65 mins.)
 
44.
Bones (2001)
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Over 20 years after his death by a gunshot, Jimmy Bones comes back as a ghost to wreak revenge on those who killed him and to clean up his neighborhood. (96 mins.)
 
45.
The Gingerdead Man (2005)
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An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. (70 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
 
46.
Evil Bong (2006)
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Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell... (86 mins.)
Director: Charles Band
 
47.
Black & White (1999)
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A group of white high school teens become involved with Harlem's black hip-hop crowd. (98 mins.)
Director: James Toback
 
48.
The Karate Dog (2005 TV Movie)
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When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog... (84 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
 
49.
Southland Tales (2006)
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During a three day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast conspiracy. (145 mins.)
Director: Richard Kelly
 
50.
Masters of the Universe (1987)
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The heroic warrior He-Man battles against lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. (106 mins.)
Director: Gary Goddard
 
51.
Con Air (1997)
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Newly paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner transport plane when the passengers seize control. (115 mins.)
Director: Simon West
 
52.
Killa Season (2006 Video)
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Flea was a basketball player, happy with his subtle hustle, until a Dominican connect introduced him... (128 mins.)
Director: Cam'ron
 
53.
Howard the Duck (1986)
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A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
 
54.
The Toxic Avenger (1984)
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Tromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose. (82 mins.)
 
55.
Willie Dynamite (1974)
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A social worker tries to get a pimp to change his ways. (102 mins.)
Director: Gilbert Moses
 
56.
Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1 (2006 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
In-demand comedian Katt Williams offers up The Pimp Chronicles courtesy of HBO. Williams shares his thoughts on such topics as drugs, politics and pop culture in this special event. (45 mins.)
 
57.
The Monkey Hu$tle (1976)
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A new highway threatens a Chicago neighborhood, so to protest the residents throw a block party. (90 mins.)
Director: Arthur Marks
 
58.
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012 Video)
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While the Civil War rages on, President Abraham Lincoln must undertake an even more daunting task - destroying the Confederate Undead. (96 mins.)
 
59.
The ABCs of Death (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A 26-chapter anthology that showcases death in all its vicious wonder and brutal beauty. (129 mins.)
 
60.
John Dies at the End (2012)
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A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return as no longer human. Can two college dropouts save humankind from this silent, otherworldly invasion? (99 mins.)
Director: Don Coscarelli
 
61.
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (2010 TV Series)
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A stoner metalhead named Todd Smith, his crushee Jenny, his best friend Curtis, and the geeky Hannah, search their high school for a mayhem-causing Satanic spell book, while being opposed by Atticus, the evil guidance councillor.
 
62.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
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A spoof of Robin Hood in general and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves in particular. (104 mins.)
Director: Mel Brooks
 
63.
Cottage Country (2013)
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When a man accidentally kills his brother with an ax, his fiancée is determined not to let even murder stand in the way of their happiness. (91 mins.)
 
64.
The Adventures of Food Boy (2008)
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A teenage boy is surprised to discover that he has the super power to make food appear in his hands. (90 mins.)
Director: Dane Cannon
 
65.
Just One of the Guys (1985)
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Terry Griffith has got it all -- looks, popularity, the perfect college boyfriend, and an article that's... (90 mins.)
Director: Lisa Gottlieb
 
66.
Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling... (91 mins.)
Director: Kevin Campbell
 
67.
Get Over It (2001)
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When Berke Landers, a popular high school basketball star, gets dumped by his life-long girlfriend, Allison... (87 mins.)
Director: Tommy O'Haver
 
68.
Gayby (2012)
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Jenn (straight) and Matt (gay) are best friends from college who are now in their thirties. Single by choice, they decide to fulfill a youthful promise to have a child together... the old fashioned way. (85 mins.)
 
69.
Super Capers: The Origins of Ed and the Missing Bullion (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A good guy with no powers joins a superhero team with no clue against a bad guy with no shame. (98 mins.)
Director: Ray Griggs
 
70.
Another Gay Movie (2006)
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Four gay high school friends make a pact to lose their virginity before they go to college. (92 mins.)
Director: Todd Stephens
 
71.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
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A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades. (89 mins.)
Director: Joel Gallen