Movies I think the Nostalgia Critic should review

View:
Log in to copy items to your own lists.
1.
The Phantom Tollbooth (1970)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Milo is a boy who is bored with life. One day he comes home to find a toll booth in his room. Having nothing better to do, he gets in his toy car and drives through - only to emerge in a world full of adventure. (90 mins.)
 
2.
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy. (87 mins.)
Director: Tom Green
 
3.
Bedtime Stories (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A hotel handyman's life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true. (99 mins.)
Director: Adam Shankman
 
4.
Vampires Suck (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. (82 mins.)
 
5.
Mars Needs Moms (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A young boy named Milo gains a deeper appreciation for his mom after Martians come to Earth to take her away. (88 mins.)
Director: Simon Wells
 
6.
Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Two young brothers are drawn into an intergalactic adventure when their house is hurled through the depths of space by the magical board game they are playing. (101 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
 
7.
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A slovenly cable repairman becomes a big-city health inspector and is tasked with uncovering the source of a food poisoning epidemic. (89 mins.)
Director: Trent Cooper
 
8.
The Hot Chick (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An attractive and popular teenager who is mean-spirited toward others finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body. (104 mins.)
Director: Tom Brady
“ Seriously, the stupidest WORST movie I have ever seen in my life!!!!! :-( ” - bcroker
 
9.
The Happening (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide. (91 mins.)
 
10.
The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Insp. Jacques Clouseau teams up with a squad of International detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts. (92 mins.)
Director: Harald Zwart
 
11.
The Love Guru (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. (87 mins.)
Director: Marco Schnabel
 
12.
After Earth (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help. (100 mins.)
 
13.
Ed (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A trained chimpanzee plays third base for a minor-league baseball team. (94 mins.)
Director: Bill Couturié
 
14.
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Set in 1920s Vienna, this is a tale of a little girl, whose godfather gives her a special doll one Christmas Eve. (110 mins.)
 
15.
Mac and Me (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
A Mysterious Alien Creature (MAC) trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy. (95 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
 
16.
All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Charlie and Itchy return to Earth to find Gabriel's Horn, but along the way meet up with a young boy named David, who ran away from home. (82 mins.)
 
17.
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a much bigger enemy at work. (91 mins.)
Director: Kaos
 
18.
Daddy Day Camp (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Seeking to offer his son the satisfying summer camp experience that eluded him as a child, the operator of a neighborhood daycare center opens his own camp, only to face financial hardship and stiff competition from a rival camp. (89 mins.)
Director: Fred Savage
 
19.
Top Cat (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Top Cat and the gang face a new police chief, who is not at all happy with the poor Officer Dibble's performance trying to prevent Top Cat's scams. (90 mins.)
Director: Alberto Mar
 
20.
Zoom (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Former superhero Jack is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a private Academy. (83 mins.)
Director: Peter Hewitt
 
21.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
In the future, a man struggles to keep his lunar nightclub out of the hands of the mafia. (95 mins.)
Director: Ron Underwood
 
22.
Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Underneath the sands of Egypt, Anubis, an ancient evil spirit, has awakened. It's up to Yugi, who defeated Anubis centuries ago, to use his skill and determination to rid the world of evil once again. (101 mins.)
Director: Hatsuki Tsuji
 
23.
The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
The movie shows the origin of the Powerpuff Girls before the cartoon series. It explains why they were born and why they dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil. (73 mins.)
Director: Craig McCracken
 
24.
Supercross (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Faced with the suspicious death of their father, two brothers must motivate one another to get back on their bikes and take the Las Vegas Motocross Championships by storm. (80 mins.)
Director: Steve Boyum
 
25.
Doogal (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
This is the story of Doogal, an adorable candy-loving mutt who goes on a mission to save the world.... (85 mins.)
 
26.
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
A secret agent is called out of retirement to save the world from an evil genius. (85 mins.)
Director: Paul Weiland
 
27.
Mr. Wrong (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A single and lonely woman finds the seemingly perfect man to date, but soon regrets it when his deranged and possessive other personality emerges and worst still, she cannot convince anyone else of his Jekyll/Hyde true nature. (96 mins.)
Director: Nick Castle