Sad TV Show Mashups

The following are highlights from the other night’s #sadTVshows twitter extravaganza mixed with some suggestions from the message board regulars.

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1.
Saved by the Bell (1989 TV Series)
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A TV show centered on six students and their years at Bayside High School in Palisades, California. (30 mins.)
“ Saved by the Diving Bell and the Butterfly ” - BoltBait
 
2.
Mannix (1967 TV Series)
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Mannix worked originally for Wickersham at Intertect and then struck out on his own, assisted by Peggy Fair (whose cop-husband had been killed) and police department contact Tobias. (60 mins.)
“ Mannix Depressive ” - BoltBait
 
3.
The Young and the Restless (1973 TV Series)
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Set in Genoa City, Y&R is the long-running soap that tells the story of the struggle behind the business- and sex-savvy Abbott and Newman clans. (60 mins.)
“ The Young and The Restless Leg Syndrome ” - BoltBait
 
4.
American Horror Story (2011 TV Series)
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An anthology series that centers on different characters and locations, including a house with a murderous past, an insane asylum, a witch coven, a freak show, and an enigmatic hotel. (60 mins.)
“ American Horror Story: Public Pool ” - BoltBait
 
5.
Malcolm in the Middle (2000 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A gifted young teen tries to survive with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family. (22 mins.)
“ Malcolm in the Middle East ” - BoltBait
 
6.
Mork & Mindy (1978 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A wacky alien comes to Earth to study its residents, and the life of the human woman he boards with is never the same. (30 mins.)
“ Bjork and Mindy ” - BoltBait
 
7.
Parker Lewis Can't Lose (1990 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
For a cool high school kid and his friends, thwarting authority figures and other enemies is not a problem. (30 mins.)
“ Parker Lewis Can't Lose Weight ” - BoltBait
 
8.
Person of Interest (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
An ex-assassin and a wealthy programmer save lives via a surveillance AI that sends them the identities of civilians involved in impending crimes. However, the details of the crimes--including the civilians' roles--are left a mystery. (43 mins.)
“ Person of Pinterest ” - BoltBait
 
9.
Doctor Who (1963 TV Series)
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Time and Space traveling adventures of a Gallifreyan Time Lord only known as the Doctor and his companions, traveling through time and space. (45 mins.)
“ Doctor Who is the next of kin? ” - BoltBait
 
10.
Full House (1987 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
After the sudden death of his wife, a young father enlists the help of his brother-in-law and his childhood friend to help him raise his three young children. (22 mins.)
“ Full Halfway House ” - BoltBait
 
11.
The Courtship of Eddie's Father (1969 TV Series)
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Widower Tom Corbett raises his young son Eddie. (30 mins.)
“ The Court Martial of Eddie's Father ” - BoltBait
 
12.
Leave It to Beaver (1957 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
The misadventures of a suburban boy, family and friends. (30 mins.)
“ Leave it to Bieber ” - BoltBait
 
13.
2 Broke Girls (2011 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Two young women waitressing at a greasy spoon diner strike up an unlikely friendship in the hopes of launching a successful business - if only they can raise the cash. (22 mins.)
“ Two Broke Girls and a Cup ” - BoltBait
 
14.
Bill Nye, the Science Guy (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Scientist/comedian Bill Nye explores various aspects of science for young viewers. (30 mins.)
“ Bill Nye the Scientology Guy ” - BoltBait
 
15.
The Bob Newhart Show (1972 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
The professional and personal misadventures of a psychologist and his family, patients, friends and colleagues. (30 mins.)
“ Bob's New Heart ” - BoltBait
 
16.
Green Acres (1965 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A New York City attorney and his wife attempt to live as genteel farmers in the bizarre community of Hooterville. (30 mins.)
“ Soylent Green Acres ” - BoltBait
 
17.
Growing Pains (1985 TV Series)
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The misadventures of a family with a home business father and a journalist mother. (30 mins.)
“ Groin Pains ” - BoltBait
 
18.
Simon & Simon (1981 TV Series)
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Two brothers of disparate tastes and manners run a private detective agency. (60 mins.)
“ Simon & Simon & Garfunkel ” - BoltBait
 
19.
Sesame Street (1969 TV Series)
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On a special inner city street, the inhabitants, both human and puppet, teach preschool subjects with comedy, cartoons, games and songs. (55 mins.)
“ Sesame Streetwalker ” - BoltBait
 
20.
Touched by an Angel (1994 TV Series)
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Monica, Tess, and Andrew are a trio of angels sent to Earth to tell depressed and troubled people that God loves them and hasn't forgotten them. (60 mins.)
“ Touched by Some Guy Named Angel ” - BoltBait
 
21.
Parks and Recreation (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
The absurd antics of an Indiana town's public officials as they pursue sundry projects to make their city a better place. (22 mins.)
“ Parkinson's and Recreation ” - BoltBait
 
22.
Malcolm in the Middle (2000 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
A gifted young teen tries to survive with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family. (22 mins.)
“ Malcolm in the Middle of an Ugly Divorce ” - BoltBait
 
23.
The L Word (2004 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Follows the lives and loves of a small, close-knit group of lesbians living in Los Angeles as well as the friends and family members that either support or loathe them. (50 mins.)
Director: Tricia Brock
“ The L Word (Lupus) ” - BoltBait
 
24.
Party of Five (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Five siblings are left to find their own way in the world when their parents are killed by a drunk driver... (60 mins.)
“ Donner Party of Five ” - BoltBait
 
25.
Charles in Charge (1984 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Charles, a college student, moves in with the Powell family as the housekeeper, baby-sitter, and friend to the children... (30 mins.)
Director: Bonnie Franklin
“ Charles Barkley in Charge ” - BoltBait
 
26.
Party of Five (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Five siblings are left to find their own way in the world when their parents are killed by a drunk driver... (60 mins.)
“ Party of One ” - BoltBait
 
27.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A team of teenagers with attitude are recruited to save Angel Grove from the evil witch, Rita Repulsa, and later, Lord Zedd, Emperor of all he sees, and their horde of monsters. (30 mins.)
“ Mighty Morbidly Obese Power Rangers ” - BoltBait
 
28.
The Diary of Anne Frank (1959)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Harrowing story of a young Jewish girl who, with her family and their friends, is forced into hiding in an attic in Nazi-occupied Amsterdam. (180 mins.)
Director: George Stevens
“ The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank ” - BoltBait
 
29.
Red Shoe Diaries (1992 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Jake yearns to understand the secret life of his late fiancee. To find the answer, he solicits the most heartfelt, passionate, and intimate entries in other women's diaries. These are their stories... (30 mins.)
“ Red Stool Diaries ” - BoltBait
 
30.
The A-Team (1983 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Four Vietnam vets, framed for a crime they didn't commit, help the innocent while on the run from the military. (60 mins.)
“ The Hepatitis A-Team ” - BoltBait
 
31.
Friends (1994 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. (22 mins.)
“ No Friends ” - BoltBait
 
32.
American Idol (2002 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Twelve finalists and/or future singers (six men and six women) who were selected from America, compete... (42 mins.)
“ American Idle ” - BoltBait
 
33.
The O.C. (2003 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
A troubled youth becomes embroiled in the lives of a close-knit group of people in the wealthy, upper-class neighborhood of Newport Beach, Orange County, California. (44 mins.)
“ The O.C.D. ” - BoltBait
 
34.
Mad Men (2007 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
A drama about one of New York's most prestigious ad agencies at the beginning of the 1960s, focusing on one of the firm's most mysterious but extremely talented ad executives, Donald Draper. (47 mins.)
“ Sad Men ” - BoltBait
 
35.
Sex and the City (2008)
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A New York writer on sex and love is finally getting married to her Mr. Big. But her three best girlfriends must console her after one of them inadvertently leads Mr. Big to jilt her. (145 mins.)
“ STD in the City ” - BoltBait