Worst Films of 2013

by Rockybalbrophy | last updated - 31 Mar 2014 | Public

These are just soooo AWFUL!!!

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1. Old Boy (2013)

R | 104 min | Action, Drama, Mystery

5.8
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49 Metascore

Obsessed with vengeance, a man sets out to find out why he was kidnapped and locked into solitary confinement for twenty years without reason.

Director: Spike Lee | Stars: Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Olsen, Samuel L. Jackson, Sharlto Copley

Votes: 56,854 | Gross: $2.16M

2. Movie 43 (2013)

R | 94 min | Comedy, Romance

4.3
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18 Metascore

A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.

Directors: Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Brett Ratner, Jonathan van Tulleken, Bob Odenkirk | Stars: Emma Stone, Stephen Merchant, Richard Gere, Liev Schreiber

Votes: 86,416 | Gross: $8.83M

3. Peeples (2013)

PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Romance

5.3
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52 Metascore

Sparks fly when Wade Walker crashes the Peeples annual reunion in the Hamptons to ask for their precious daughter Grace's hand in marriage.

Director: Tina Gordon Chism | Stars: Craig Robinson, Kerry Washington, David Alan Grier, S. Epatha Merkerson

Votes: 4,262 | Gross: $9.12M

4. The Butler (I) (2013)

PG-13 | 132 min | Biography, Drama

7.2
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66 Metascore

As Cecil Gaines serves eight presidents during his tenure as a butler at the White House, the civil rights movement, Vietnam, and other major events affect this man's life, family, and American society.

Director: Lee Daniels | Stars: Forest Whitaker, Oprah Winfrey, John Cusack, Jane Fonda

Votes: 95,689 | Gross: $116.63M

5. The Best Man Holiday (2013)

R | 123 min | Comedy, Drama

6.7
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59 Metascore

When college friends reunite after 15 years over the Christmas holidays, they discover just how easy it is for long-forgotten rivalries and romances to be reignited.

Director: Malcolm D. Lee | Stars: Monica Calhoun, Morris Chestnut, Melissa De Sousa, Taye Diggs

Votes: 12,415 | Gross: $70.53M

6. Lovelace (2013)

R | 93 min | Biography, Drama

6.2
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51 Metascore

The story of Linda Lovelace, who is used and abused by the porn industry at the behest of her coercive husband, before taking control of her life.

Directors: Rob Epstein, Jeffrey Friedman | Stars: Amanda Seyfried, James Franco, Peter Sarsgaard, Juno Temple

Votes: 33,733 | Gross: $0.36M

7. Breakout (I) (2013)

R | 89 min | Action, Thriller

4.2
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A pair of criminals try to track down the kids who witnessed them commit a murder in the woods.

Director: Damian Lee | Stars: Brendan Fraser, Dominic Purcell, Ethan Suplee, Holly Deveaux

Votes: 2,204

8. Charlie Countryman (2013)

R | 103 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

6.4
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31 Metascore

While traveling abroad, a guy falls for a Romanian beauty whose unreachable heart has its origins in her violent, charismatic ex.

Director: Fredrik Bond | Stars: Shia LaBeouf, Evan Rachel Wood, Mads Mikkelsen, Til Schweiger

Votes: 23,730 | Gross: $0.01M

9. Afternoon Delight (2013)

R | 98 min | Comedy, Drama

5.8
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50 Metascore

Rachel is a quick-witted and lovable stay-at-home mom. Frustrated with the realities of preschool auctions, a lackluster sex life and career that's gone kaput, Rachel visits a strip club to... See full summary »

Director: Jill Soloway | Stars: Kathryn Hahn, Josh Radnor, Juno Temple, Jane Lynch

Votes: 8,174 | Gross: $0.17M

10. As I Lay Dying (2013)

R | 110 min | Drama

5.4
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50 Metascore

Based on the 1930 classic by Faulkner, it is the story of the death of Addie Bundren and her family's quest to honor her wish to be buried in the nearby town of Jefferson.

Director: James Franco | Stars: James Franco, Tim Blake Nelson, Jim Parrack, Ahna O'Reilly

Votes: 3,334 | Gross: $0.02M

11. Prince Avalanche (2013)

R | 94 min | Comedy, Drama

6.4
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73 Metascore

Two highway road workers spend the summer of 1988 away from their city lives. The isolated landscape becomes a place of misadventure as the men find themselves at odds with each other and the women they left behind.

Director: David Gordon Green | Stars: Paul Rudd, Emile Hirsch, Lance LeGault, Joyce Payne

Votes: 16,887 | Gross: $0.20M

12. Magic Magic (2013)

R | 97 min | Drama, Thriller

5.0
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59 Metascore

A naive young tourist's road trip across Chile with friends turns into a waking nightmare.

Director: Sebastián Silva | Stars: Michael Cera, Juno Temple, Emily Browning, Catalina Sandino Moreno

Votes: 8,263

13. InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)

R | 83 min | Comedy

2.9
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1 Metascore

In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world's most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy.

Director: Vince Offer | Stars: Adrien Brody, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Rob Schneider

Votes: 3,741 | Gross: $0.16M

14. Scorned (I) (2013)

R | 86 min | Comedy, Crime, Horror

4.7
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A romantic weekend turns horrific and sadistic when Sadie discovers her boyfriend is having an affair with her best friend.

Director: Mark Jones | Stars: Billy Zane, AnnaLynne McCord, Viva Bianca, Doug Drucker

Votes: 1,684

15. Vikingdom (2013)

Unrated | 114 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

3.4
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39 Metascore

A forgotten king, Eirick, is tasked with the impossible odds to defeat Thor, the God of Thunder.

Director: Yusry Abd Halim | Stars: Dominic Purcell, Natassia Malthe, Craig Fairbrass, Jon Foo

Votes: 2,879

16. Java Heat (2013)

R | 104 min | Action, Crime, Drama

5.2
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35 Metascore

A Muslim detective teams with an American posing as a graduate student to find the man behind a series of deadly terrorist bombings in Indonesia.

Director: Conor Allyn | Stars: Kellan Lutz, Verdi Solaiman, Mickey Rourke, Ario Bayu

Votes: 4,309

17. The Starving Games (2013)

PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy

3.3
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In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle.

Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Maiara Walsh, Brant Daugherty, Cody Christian, Lauren Bowles

Votes: 15,900

18. Frankenstein's Army (2013)

R | 84 min | Horror

5.3
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49 Metascore

Toward the end of World War II, Russian soldiers pushing into eastern Germany stumble across a secret Nazi lab, one that has unearthed and begun experimenting with the journal of one Dr. ... See full summary »

Director: Richard Raaphorst | Stars: Robert Gwilym, Hon Ping Tang, Alexander Mercury, Luke Newberry

Votes: 6,913

19. Planes (2013)

PG | 91 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

5.8
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39 Metascore

A cropdusting plane with a fear of heights lives his dream of competing in a famous around-the-world aerial race.

Director: Klay Hall | Stars: Carlos Alazraqui, Dane Cook, Stacy Keach, Brad Garrett

Votes: 37,615 | Gross: $90.29M

20. The Human Race (2013)

Not Rated | 87 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

5.5
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32 Metascore

In THE HUMAN RACE a group of 80 people are ripped out of their daily lives and all re-appear in an undisclosed location. These people are from all walks of life: young and old, athletic and... See full summary »

Director: Paul Hough | Stars: Paul McCarthy-Boyington, Eddie McGee, Trista Robinson, T. Arthur Cottam

Votes: 10,789

21. The Returned (2013)

98 min | Crime, Drama, Sci-Fi

5.9
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47 Metascore

In a post-zombie world, where the infected live normal lives, their retroviral drug is running out.

Director: Manuel Carballo | Stars: Emily Hampshire, Kris Holden-Ried, Shawn Doyle, Claudia Bassols

Votes: 7,299

22. The Last Days on Mars (2013)

R | 98 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

5.5
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46 Metascore

A group of astronaut explorers succumb one by one to a mysterious and terrifying force while collecting specimens on Mars.

Director: Ruairi Robinson | Stars: Liev Schreiber, Elias Koteas, Romola Garai, Olivia Williams

Votes: 31,338 | Gross: $0.02M

23. Breathe In (2013)

R | 98 min | Drama, Romance

6.4
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60 Metascore

When a foreign exchange student arrives in a small upstate New York town, she challenges the dynamics of her host family's relationships and alters their lives forever.

Director: Drake Doremus | Stars: Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, Mackenzie Davis, Amy Ryan

Votes: 12,090 | Gross: $0.02M

24. Free Birds (2013)

PG | 91 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

5.9
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38 Metascore

2 Turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu for good.

Director: Jimmy Hayward | Stars: Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, Dan Fogler, Amy Poehler

Votes: 19,558 | Gross: $55.75M

25. Europa Report (2013)

PG-13 | 90 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi

6.5
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68 Metascore

An international crew of astronauts undertakes a privately funded mission to search for life on Jupiter's fourth largest moon.

Director: Sebastián Cordero | Stars: Sharlto Copley, Michael Nyqvist, Christian Camargo, Embeth Davidtz

Votes: 58,767 | Gross: $0.13M

26. CBGB (2013)

R | 102 min | Drama, Music

6.6
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30 Metascore

A look at the New York City punk-rock scene and the venerable nightclub, CBGB.

Director: Randall Miller | Stars: Alan Rickman, Malin Akerman, Justin Bartha, Richard de Klerk

Votes: 7,165 | Gross: $0.04M

27. Extraction (II) (2013)

Not Rated | 106 min | Action

4.8
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Mercy Callo is a U.S. Black Ops soldier who finds himself the only survivor of a botched prisoner extraction mission. Forced to fight his way out of a maximum-security Chechen prison, he ... See full summary »

Director: Tony Giglio | Stars: Jon Foo, Falk Hentschel, Vinnie Jones, Joanne Kelly

Votes: 942

28. The Contractor (I) (2013)

PG-13 | 87 min | Crime, Thriller

3.9
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Elizabeth Chase is busy remodeling her new home with her husband and daughter. She hires a contractor, Javier, to help. But soon, Elizabeth starts to grow suspicious of Javier and learns that he'd targeted the family all along.

Director: Sean Olson | Stars: Danny Trejo, Christina Cox, Brad Rowe, Taylor Spreitler

Votes: 575

29. The Grandmaster (2013)

PG-13 | 130 min | Action, Biography, Drama

6.5
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73 Metascore

The story of martial-arts master Ip Man, the man who trained Bruce Lee.

Director: Kar-Wai Wong | Stars: Tony Chiu-Wai Leung, Ziyi Zhang, Jin Zhang, Chen Chang

Votes: 26,829 | Gross: $6.59M

30. Stalingrad (2013)

R | 131 min | Action, Drama, War

5.6
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49 Metascore

A group of Russian soldiers fight to hold a strategic building in their devastated city against a ruthless German army, and in the process become deeply connected to two Russian women who have been living there.

Director: Fedor Bondarchuk | Stars: Mariya Smolnikova, Yanina Studilina, Pyotr Fyodorov, Thomas Kretschmann

Votes: 13,394 | Gross: $1.01M

31. In a World... (2013)

R | 93 min | Comedy

6.7
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79 Metascore

An underachieving voice coach finds herself competing in the movie trailer voice-over profession against her arrogant father and his protégé.

Director: Lake Bell | Stars: Lake Bell, Fred Melamed, Michaela Watkins, Rob Corddry

Votes: 28,025 | Gross: $2.96M

32. Hours (2013)

PG-13 | 97 min | Drama, Thriller

6.5
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55 Metascore

A father struggles to keep his infant daughter alive in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

Director: Eric Heisserer | Stars: Paul Walker, Genesis Rodriguez, Nancy Nave, Shane Jacobsen

Votes: 24,572

33. Scary Movie 5 (2013)

PG-13 | 86 min | Comedy

3.5
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11 Metascore

A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.

Directors: Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker | Stars: Simon Rex, Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan

Votes: 54,919 | Gross: $32.02M