Hall of Shame

Here are the worst movies I've ever watched.
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1.
Juno (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child. (96 mins.)
Director: Jason Reitman
“ I love Ellen Page, but Juno is an annoying brat. I didn't enjoy this movie and couldn't wait till it was over. ” - musawi-19
 
2.
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany, a mysterious girl with problems of her own. (122 mins.)
“ I found the way this film treated mental illness to be very offensive. ” - musawi-19
 
3.
Valentine's Day (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day. (125 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ Boring and predictable attempt to suck money out of people. ” - musawi-19
 
4.
Twilight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A teenage girl risks everything when she falls in love with a vampire. (122 mins.)
“ Boring and stupid. The characters have no development, the plot is cliche, and all the money that's gone into this trilogy has been one huge waste. ” - musawi-19
 
5.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks. (117 mins.)
Director: Bill Condon
“ Entertainingly, hilariously bad. ” - musawi-19
 
6.
National Treasure (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries. (131 mins.)
Director: Jon Turteltaub
“ It was so awful and cliche, but in an entertaining way. ” - musawi-19
 
7.
Empire Records (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The employees of an independent music store learn about each other as they try anything to stop the store being absorbed by a large chain. (90 mins.)
Director: Allan Moyle
“ I love the fashion in this movie... but it was so stupid. You keep thinking it'll go somewhere and it just doesn't. Not until the last five minutes, anyway. ” - musawi-19
 
8.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to... (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Putnam
“ So bad, it's almost funny. Almost. ” - musawi-19
 
9.
Garden Party (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
April (age 15) is running from one bad situation into another, hoping to find an answer that doesn't involve nudity, and falls in with a group of confused kids chasing their dreams. The black widow in the web is the sexy, pot-dealing Sally. (88 mins.)
Director: Jason Freeland
“ Absolutely pointless. ” - musawi-19
 
10.
Glee (2009 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A group of ambitious misfits try to escape the harsh realities of high school by joining a glee club, where they find strength, acceptance and, ultimately, their voice, while working to pursue dreams of their own. (44 mins.)
“ This show cares for nothing but the money it makes. Missed a good opportunity. ” - musawi-19
 
11.
Iron Man 2 (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father's legacy. (124 mins.)
Director: Jon Favreau
“ What was the point of this movie? Everything was all over the place, I didn't know whether or not I should be surprised that it was worse than the first movie of this series. ” - musawi-19
 
12.
Avatar (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A paraplegic marine dispatched to the moon Pandora on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his home. (162 mins.)
Director: James Cameron
“ Childish. ” - musawi-19
 
13.
Jennifer's Body (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror? (102 mins.)
Director: Karyn Kusama
“ A movie made for 13 year old boys to jerk off to, if anything. Totally meaningless movie. ” - musawi-19
 
14.
Inara, the Jungle Girl (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
'Inara, The Jungle Girl' launches viewers into the life of Inara a young girl in the military whose... (71 mins.)
“ This didn't seem so much like a movie than it was just a collection random shots of a very sad white girl. ” - musawi-19
 
15.
Green Lantern (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Reckless test pilot Hal Jordan is granted an alien ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers that inducts him into an intergalactic police force, the Green Lantern Corps. (114 mins.)
Director: Martin Campbell
“ It had potential to be a fun family movie... nothing more. And it didn't even take advantage of that. ” - musawi-19
 
16.
Adore (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A pair of childhood friends and neighbors fall for each other's sons. (112 mins.)
Director: Anne Fontaine
“ Had potential to be a thought provoking, scandalous movie... ended up being a silly fantasy played out on the big screen. ” - musawi-19
 
17.
13 Going on 30 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
A girl makes a wish on her 13th birthday and wakes up the next day as a 30-year-old woman. (98 mins.)
Director: Gary Winick
 
18.
18-Year-Old Virgin (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin... (86 mins.)
Director: Tamara Olson
 
19.
An Invisible Sign (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Mona Gray is a 20-year-old loner who, as a child, turned to math for salvation after her father became ill. As an adult, Mona now teaches the subject and must help her students through their own crises. (96 mins.)
Director: Marilyn Agrelo
 
20.
Adam (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Adam, a lonely man with Asperger's Syndrome, develops a relationship with his upstairs neighbor, Beth. (99 mins.)
Director: Max Mayer
 
21.
Chicken Little (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
After ruining his reputation with the town, a courageous chicken must come to the rescue of his fellow citizens when aliens start an invasion. (81 mins.)
Director: Mark Dindal
 
22.
Cars (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A hot-shot race-car named Lightning McQueen gets waylaid in Radiator Springs, where he finds the true meaning of friendship and family. (117 mins.)
 
23.
Eagle Eye (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Jerry and Rachel are two strangers thrown together by a mysterious phone call from a woman they have never met. Threatening their lives and family, she pushes Jerry and Rachel into a series of increasingly dangerous situations, using the technology of everyday life to track and control their every move. (118 mins.)
Director: D.J. Caruso
 
24.
Friends with Kids (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Two best friends decide to have a child together while keeping their relationship platonic, so they can avoid the toll kids can take on romantic relationships. (107 mins.)
 
25.
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Nitta Sayuri reveals how she transcended her fishing-village roots and became one of Japan's most celebrated geisha. (145 mins.)
Director: Rob Marshall
 
26.
Pocahontas (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
An English soldier and the daughter of an Algonquin chief share a romance when English colonists invade seventeenth-century Virginia. (81 mins.)
 
27.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A young fugitive prince and princess must stop a villain who unknowingly threatens to destroy the world with a special dagger that enables the magic sand inside to reverse time. (116 mins.)
Director: Mike Newell
 
28.
Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Horton the Elephant struggles to protect a microscopic community from his neighbors who refuse to believe it exists. (86 mins.)
 
29.
Courageous (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
When a tragedy strikes close to home, four police officers struggle with their faith and their roles as husbands and fathers; together they make a decision that will change all of their lives. (129 mins.)
Director: Alex Kendrick
 
30.
The Conjuring (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in their farmhouse. (112 mins.)
Director: James Wan
 
31.
Breaking Upwards (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A young New York couple intricately strategize their own break up. (88 mins.)
Director: Daryl Wein
 
32.
Like Crazy (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A British college student falls for an American student, only to be separated from him when she's banned from the U.S. after overstaying her visa. (90 mins.)
Director: Drake Doremus
 
33.
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
In order to keep the woman of his dreams from falling for another guy, Charlie Logan has to break the curse that has made him wildly popular with single women: Sleep with Charlie once, and the next man you meet will be your true love. (96 mins.)
Director: Mark Helfrich
 
34.
Noah (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A man is chosen by his world's creator to undertake a momentous mission before an apocalyptic flood cleanses the world. (138 mins.)
 
35.
Zombies Vs. Strippers (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
The Tough Titty is a strip club that's seen better days. Spider has been losing money on his business for years. Now it's finally getting the traffic he's always wanted... unfortunately, most of his patrons are undead. (75 mins.)
Director: Alex Nicolaou
 
36.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau
 
37.
What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Follows the lives of five interconnected couples as they experience the thrills and surprises of having a baby, and realize that no matter what you plan for, life does not always deliver what is expected. (110 mins.)
Director: Kirk Jones
 
38.
Eva (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
A shy genius is employed by his former university to design robot software. (94 mins.)
Director: Kike Maíllo
 
39.
Frozen (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
When the newly crowned Queen Elsa accidentally uses her power to turn things into ice to curse her home in infinite winter, her sister, Anna, teams up with a mountain man, his playful reindeer, and a snowman to change the weather condition. (102 mins.)
 
40.
Boys of Abu Ghraib (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
An American soldier deployed at Abu Ghraib finds himself behind the walls of the infamous Hard Site, where he develops a secret friendship with an Iraqi detainee. (102 mins.)
Director: Luke Moran