Movies that shouldn't have had female nudityby johnjamesglass | created - 17 Mar 2013 | updated - 01 Dec 2015 | Public
This list shows all the movies that would have worked without the female nudity. I'm NOT gay by the way.
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1. The Punisher (2004)
R | 124 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion.
Votes: 134,957 | Gross: $33.68M
The quick shot of topless waitresses wasn't needed in anyway
2. Final Destination 2 (2003)
R | 90 min | Fantasy, Horror, Mystery
When Kimberly has a violent premonition of a highway pileup she blocks the freeway, keeping a few others meant to die, safe...Or are they? The survivors mysteriously start dying and it's up to Kimberly to stop it before she's next.
Votes: 131,267 | Gross: $46.96M
Round the beginning of the film, a female biker flashed her tits. There was no need for it at all
3. Final Destination 3 (2006)
R | 93 min | Fantasy, Horror, Mystery
A student's premonition of a deadly rollercoaster ride saves her life and a lucky few, but not from Death itself, which seeks out those who escaped their fate.
Votes: 112,358 | Gross: $54.10M
The two girls who died in the sun-beds should've wore bikini's
4. The Final Destination (2009)
R | 82 min | Fantasy, Horror, Mystery
After a young man's premonition of a deadly race-car crash helps saves the lives of his peers, Death sets out to collect those who evaded their end.
Votes: 82,680 | Gross: $66.48M
Third film in a row of the FD series that included boobs. Why?
5. Saw III (2006)
R | 108 min | Horror
Jigsaw kidnaps a doctor named to keep him alive while he watches his new apprentice put an unlucky citizen named Jeff through a brutal test.
Votes: 156,151 | Gross: $80.24M
The only film that has female nudity. The woman should've kept her underwear on
6. When a Stranger Calls Back (1993 TV Movie)
R | 94 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A young babysitter, all alone in the house with two children asleep above, is bothered by a stranger. Unfortunately, the phone's dead...
The first film didn't have boobs in it, so why did this film have them?
7. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
R | 88 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
Hansel & Gretel are bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.
Votes: 173,186 | Gross: $55.70M
Yes the good witch was only helping Hansel to heal his wounds, but I didn't expect any naked women in this
8. A Lonely Place to Die (2011)
R | 99 min | Adventure, Crime, Thriller
A group of mountaineers in the Scottish Highlands discover a kidnapped girl and are pursued by her captors.
The parade scene where it had these topless women was one of those scenes that shouldn't have even been scripted
9. Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Not Rated | 96 min | Horror
There is panic throughout the nation as the dead suddenly come back to life. The film follows a group of characters who barricade themselves in an old farmhouse in an attempt to remain safe from these bloodthirsty, flesh-eating monsters.
Votes: 97,269 | Gross: $0.09M
Naked female zombie? Don't get much of them, that's because there's no need for a naked female zombie
10. The Dentist (1996)
R | 92 min | Horror
An extremely successful dentist goes off the deep end after he catches his wife cheating on him.
The naked wife is getting too much, wasn't right in anyway
11. Conan the Barbarian (2011)
R | 113 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village and murdered his father when he was a boy.
Votes: 86,654 | Gross: $21.30M
A few boobies been shown, which wasn't in the original, so y add them 2 the remake?
12. Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)
R | 93 min | Horror
The Candyman arrives in New Orleans and sets his sights on a young woman whose family was ruined by the immortal killer years before.
Votes: 8,253 | Gross: $13.94M
Everything was going smoothly until I saw a scene in the parade where a topless woman was kissing an idiot of a bloke (meaning he kept his shirt on, when he should have been topless with her)
13. Candyman: Day of the Dead (1999 Video)
R | 93 min | Horror, Thriller
The Candyman is back, trying to convince his descendent, an artist, to join him.
There was too many boobies in this and Tony Todd kept his clothes on when he was kissing a naked woman, I like the actor, but he should have made it equal.
14. Candyman (1992)
R | 99 min | Horror, Thriller
The Candyman, a murderous soul with a hook for a hand, is accidentally summoned to reality by a skeptic grad student researching the monster's myth.
Votes: 54,975 | Gross: $25.79M
The bath scene could've worked if the filmmakers added in bubbles in the bath, and the leading lady should have been stripping behind a curtain
15. Snakes on a Plane (2006)
R | 105 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
An FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly and venomous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss.
Votes: 121,282 | Gross: $34.02M
It's a 15 rated film, and they added in a titty woman during the Mile High Club scene
16. Snakes on a Train (2006 Video)
R | 91 min | Horror
A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several ... See full summary »
The scene where the cop kisses the topless girl. He could have done that with her top on or he could have taken his shirt off first to make it even
17. Bullet to the Head (2012)
R | 92 min | Action, Thriller
After watching their respective partners die, a New Orleans hitman and a Washington, D.C. detective form an alliance in order to bring down their common enemy.
Votes: 42,333 | Gross: $9.48M
As much as I enjoyed the film, there was WAY TOO MUCH female nudity. The shower scene there was nothing I can do about it, the bath scene was the same but she could have had some bubbles and Lisa should've been dressed before Taylor Kwon walked in on her. But the masquerade hosted by Christian Slater's character, a lot of whores in there and he was an idiot for hugging a naked bitch, in fact all the party guests were idiots.
18. A Haunted House (2013)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Fantasy
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.
Votes: 37,811 | Gross: $40.04M
Saw this last night (and let me say it was the first hilarious spoof I've seen since Superhero movie) and there was a scene where there were 3 topless women making drugs
19. American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007 Video)
R | 85 min | Comedy
Erik, and Cooze start college and pledge the Beta House fraternity, presided over by none other than legendary Dwight Stifler. But chaos ensues when a fraternity of geeks threatens to stop ... See full summary »
Just like the rest of the American Pie films, a lot of boobies hanging out. The geeks and the beta house boys were total idiots for keeping their shirts on but still there is a limit to having tits flashing every few scenes.
20. Epic Movie (2007)
PG-13 | 86 min | Adventure, Comedy
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity.
Votes: 94,282 | Gross: $39.74M
Loved the film, but I don't understand why the girls were naked in the DVD when they were perfectly censored (wearing underwear) when I saw it at the cinema
21. American Reunion (2012)
R | 113 min | Comedy
Jim, Michelle, Stifler, and their friends reunite in East Great Falls, Michigan for their high school reunion.
Votes: 182,907 | Gross: $57.01M
When I saw this at the cinema, it was doing amazingly well, until the scene where the teen girl that Jim used to babysit, took her top off in the car whilst he was driving her home. She ruined the film that way
22. American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009 Video)
R | 93 min | Comedy
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined,... See full summary »
Another addition to the pervy American Pie series.
23. Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
R | 89 min | Comedy
A sendup of all the teen movies that have accumulated in the past two decades.
Votes: 85,960 | Gross: $38.25M
One of the top spoofs of the film is American Pie. A lot of naked whores and naked yellow power ranger actress (Cerina Vincent from Power Rangers Lost Galaxy)
24. American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006 Video)
R | 97 min | Comedy
When Erik Stifler gets a free pass to do whatever he wants from his girlfriend, he and his two best friends head to see his cousin Dwight for the Naked Mile and a weekend they will never forget.
The Title explains it all
25. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
R | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
5 friends go for a break at a remote cabin, where they get more than they bargained for, discovering the truth behind the cabin in the woods.
Votes: 310,104 | Gross: $42.07M
The second film i've seen which features a yellow power ranger actress (Anna Hutchinson from Power Rangers Jungle Fury) showing off their titties. At least she didn't take her shirt fully off, for that would've made Chris Hemsworth an idiot
26. When a Killer Calls (2006 Video)
R | 91 min | Horror
A babysitter begins receiving threatening phone calls from a man who has just killed an entire family.
The shot of boobies near the end I think was just a bit...well lets just say the film was doing fine until they popped out. The real film didn't have boobs in it
27. Never Back Down (2008)
PG-13 | 110 min | Action, Drama, Sport
A frustrated and conflicted teenager arrives at a new high school to discover an underground fight club and meet a classmate who begins to coerce him into fighting.
Votes: 86,500 | Gross: $24.85M
Now I know for certain that the lesbians in the jacuzzi was just an excuse for some boobies
28. Stag Night of the Dead (2010)
Not Rated | 81 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
If the mysterious plague sweeping the nation wasn't bad enough, Dean is still going ahead with his doomed wedding tomorrow morning. That leaves him with a choice. Pick up the button holes ... See full summary »
The zombie woman showing her boobies to the skinny gangster-like character, kind mind his name, was another excuse for the writers to get a girl naked. The chap was also another idiot
29. Terror Trap (2010)
R | 86 min | Thriller
While driving at night on a lonely road, the car of estranged couple Don and Nancy is hit twice by another car in the middle of nowhere. Nancy asks for help and unpleasant sheriff Cleveland... See full summary »
The film was doing so well until it shown the two naked corpses and the woman hanging in one of the other rooms. More idiot males in the film, if I was in the room with the hanging girl, I would be naked too
30. Parker (2013)
R | 118 min | Action, Crime, Romance
A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist.
Votes: 99,087 | Gross: $17.61M
Loved the film, but excluding Transporter and the Expendables, why does a majority of his films have titties?
31. Crank (2006)
R | 88 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Professional assassin Chev Chelios learns his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.
Votes: 210,948 | Gross: $27.83M
I like Jason Statham, but he is an idiot in this film as well as the rest of the blokes in the movie. This film has so many boobies, it shouldn't have ever been put in
32. Crank: High Voltage (2009)
R | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Votes: 123,526 | Gross: $13.63M
Just like the first film, so read that bit
33. Death Tunnel (2005)
R | 97 min | Horror
For an initiation stunt, five college women are locked in a Kentucky hospital built in 1910 where 63,000 people died from a disease known as the "white plague". Deep under the hospital is the "Death Tunnel" which once were used to secretly remove the dead from the grounds.
I can tell that the two booby ghosts was just the directors perversion, and they could keep the boobs out of shot during the shower scene
34. Hammer of the Gods (2013)
R | 99 min | Action, Adventure, History
A young man transforms into a brutal warrior as he travels the unforgiving landscape in search of his long lost brother, Hakan the Ferrocious, whose people are relying on him to restore order to their kingdom.
Votes: 7,288 | Gross: $0.00M
Over an hour into the film and everything was going well until three naked women appeared on the screen. Why put female nudity near the end of the film when it was doing well without it?
35. Good Luck Chuck (2007)
R | 96 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
In order to keep the woman of his dreams from falling for another guy, Charlie Logan has to break the curse that has made him wildly popular with single women: Sleep with Charlie once, and the next man you meet will be your true love.
Votes: 78,234 | Gross: $34.93M
So many nude women in it, it just took the biscuit. And Dane Cook was a total complete IDIOT when he was having sex with three women for he kept his *beep* SHIRT ON >:( U DON'T WEAR UR SHIRT WHEN THERE IS A NAKED WOMAN WITH U!!!!!
36. Ted (2012)
R | 106 min | Comedy, Fantasy
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Votes: 509,855 | Gross: $218.82M
Hilarious Movie, but didn't expect there to be a topless woman in it. Ted was drawing a face on a woman's breasts in the party scene.
37. Looper (2012)
R | 113 min | Action, Crime, Drama
In 2074, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent into the past, where a hired gun awaits - someone like Joe - who one day learns the mob wants to 'close the loop' by sending back Joe's future self for assassination.
Votes: 469,399 | Gross: $66.49M
Idiot Joseph Gordon Levitt kept a vest on when he was seeing a topless stripper. And Bruce Willis was an idiot as well, sorry Bruce but you were, even though u never saw his wife's boobs
38. Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan (2013)
R | 90 min | Fantasy, Horror
Young adults at a first-time offenders' boot camp discover the legend of the giant lumberjack Paul Bunyan is real, but is much more horrifying than they could have imagined.
Votes: 884 | Gross: $0.00M
Did not expect to see the sexist cop punching girl, Trish, show her boobies when she tried to have sex with Zack
39. Cubbyhouse (2001)
R | 89 min | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Following a messy divorce, Lynn Graham moves back home to Australia with her three American-born children in tow. Buying an old house on the same street as her sister seems like a good idea... See full summary »
The beginning of the film features a mans wife coming out of a house showing her boobs after a satanic ritual
40. Man-Thing (2005)
R | 97 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
Agents of an oil tycoon vanish while exploring a swamp marked for drilling. The local sheriff investigates and faces a Seminole legend come to life: Man-Thing, a shambling swamp-monster whose touch burns those who feel fear.
Votes: 5,170 | Gross: $0.14M
Why did they put a topless woman in a Marvel movie? And most of all, why did the idiot bloke, Billy, keep his vest on when she took her top off?
41. Murder Loves Killers Too (2009)
Not Rated | 80 min | Horror, Thriller
Big Stevie has a sexual problem. Murder is how he has sex. And Big Stevie knows that there is no better way for a repressed killer to blow off steam than killing a bunch of care-free ... See full summary »
One near-naked, titty out whore and her idiot boyfriend kept his *beep* clothes on
42. The Hungover Games (2014)
R | 85 min | Comedy
After celebrating Doug's upcoming wedding in a cut rate hotel in Laughlin, NV, hungover guys Bradley, Ed and Zach wake up in a futuristic dystopia, having lost their pal, Doug. With the ... See full summary »
so many topless women in a spoof movie, making so many men idiots
43. Stan Helsing (2009)
R | 108 min | Comedy, Horror
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »
Another spoof movie that shouldn't even had boobs in it
44. Alexander (2004)
R | 175 min | Action, Adventure, Biography
Alexander, the King of Macedonia and one of the greatest army leaders in the history of warfare, conquers much of the known world.
Votes: 147,579 | Gross: $34.30M
45. Haunting of the Innocent (2014)
97 min | Horror, Thriller
Tom and Brenda have the perfect life but when Brenda is violently attacked in the comfort of their home, their perfect lives are thrown into chaos and fear.
46. A Haunted House 2 (2014)
R | 86 min | Comedy, Fantasy
Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events.
Votes: 16,536 | Gross: $17.33M
47. Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013)
82 min | Action, Horror, Thriller
Jeremy, a local police officer leads a life of a confusing past, spending his current time searching for his kidnapper as a child. After other children begin missing, Jeremy pieces together... See full summary »
scene with booby lady that was not needed in anyway