Movies I've Seen

A whole bunch of movies that I have watched at some point in my life. (In sortof order of how much I like em.)
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1.
Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Term-time ends at Acme Looniversity and the Tiny Toon characters look forward to a summer filled with fun... (79 mins.)
“ I *beep* LOVE THIS MOVIE HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG ” - kutmelchior
 
2.
The Goonies (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
In order to save their home from foreclosure, a group of misfits set out to find a pirate's ancient valuable treasure. (114 mins.)
Director: Richard Donner
“ This movie is so perfect in every way. It's hilarious and everything about it is memorable. ” - kutmelchior
 
3.
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Davey Stone, an alcoholic with a criminal record, is sentenced to community service under the supervision of an elderly referee. Davey is then faced with trying to reform and abandon his bad habits. (76 mins.)
Director: Seth Kearsley
“ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS *beep* MOVIE FRANKLY YOU'RE MISSING OUT. ” - kutmelchior
 
4.
Superbad (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry. (113 mins.)
Director: Greg Mottola
“ yoyoyo whatsup gayungstaaaaaahs! McLovin' wants you to watch this movie. You won't regret it. ” - kutmelchior
 
5.
Ichi the Killer (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
As sadomasochistic yakuza enforcer Kakihara searches for his missing boss he comes across Ichi, a repressed and psychotic killer who may be able to inflict levels of pain that Kakihara has only dreamed of. (129 mins.)
Director: Takashi Miike
“ Morbid comedy. It's from Japan, so you know it's good. Everyone should watch this. ” - kutmelchior
 
6.
Spirited Away (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
During her family's move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by gods, witches, and spirits, and where humans are changed into beasts. (125 mins.)
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
“ uuuuuuuuugh this movie is the *beep* tits. Do you like tits? of course you do, watch this *beep* movie. ” - kutmelchior
 
7.
Child Frog Demetan (1973 TV Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
(25 mins.)
“ I haven't seen this movie in *beep* forever, but from what I remember it was the tits! ” - kutmelchior
 
8.
Cop Out (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Jimmy's rare baseball card is robbed. Since it's his only hope to pay for his daughter's upcoming wedding, he recruits his cop partner Paul to track down the robber, a memorabilia-obsessed gangster. (107 mins.)
Director: Kevin Smith
“ This movie is hilarious. ” - kutmelchior
 
9.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
The lives of two mob hit men, a boxer, a gangster's wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption. (154 mins.)
“ Pulp Fiction *beep* Did you see it? ” - kutmelchior
 
10.
Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Scientists genetically create a new Pokémon, Mewtwo, but the results are horrific and disastrous. (96 mins.)
“ I cry every *beep* time. ” - kutmelchior
 
11.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A troubled child summons the courage to help a friendly alien escape Earth and return to his home world. (115 mins.)
“ It's *beep* E.T., what's not to like? ” - kutmelchior
 
12.
Zoolander (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. (90 mins.)
Director: Ben Stiller
“ This movie is a yes. ” - kutmelchior
 
13.
It (1990 Mini-Series)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
In 1960, seven pre-teen outcasts fight an evil demon who poses as a child-killing clown. Thirty years later, they reunite to stop the demon once and for all when it returns to their hometown. (192 mins.)
“ This was scary when I was 8, but rewatching made me realise this movie is *beep* hilarious. BALLOOOOOOOONS!! ” - kutmelchior
 
14.
The Lion King (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Lion cub and future king Simba searches for his identity. His eagerness to please others and penchant for testing his boundaries sometimes gets him into trouble. (88 mins.)
“ It's *beep* the Lion King, what do you expect me to say? ” - kutmelchior
 
15.
Back to the Future (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Marty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student, is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the maverick scientist Doc Brown. (116 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ Great Scott! This movie is good. ” - kutmelchior
 
16.
Back to the Future Part II (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
After visiting 2015, Marty McFly must repeat his visit to 1955 to prevent disastrous changes to 1985...without interfering with his first trip. (108 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ This movie kicks 1,21 gigawatts of ass. ” - kutmelchior
 
17.
Back to the Future Part III (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Enjoying a peaceable existence in 1885, Doctor Emmet Brown is about to be killed by Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen. Marty McFly travels back in time to save his friend. (118 mins.)
Director: Robert Zemeckis
“ Hey, Doc! What are you watchin' now? Back to the future?
Nope. Already seen it. ” - kutmelchior
 
18.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
When Cartman and his friends go see an R rated movie, they start swearing and their parent's think that Canada is to blame. (81 mins.)
Director: Trey Parker
“ Even today, this is one of the best animated comedies ever concieved. ” - kutmelchior
 
19.
Hot Fuzz (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A skilled London police officer is transferred to a small town that's harbouring a dark secret. (121 mins.)
Director: Edgar Wright
“ Hilarious film! ” - kutmelchior
 
20.
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Eight years after the Joker's reign of anarchy, the Dark Knight, with the help of the enigmatic Catwoman, is forced from his exile to save Gotham City, now on the edge of total annihilation, from the brutal guerrilla terrorist Bane. (164 mins.)
“ Bane might just be my favourite movie villain. This movie is awesome man! ” - kutmelchior
 
21.
The Dark Knight (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
When the menace known as the Joker emerges from his mysterious past, he wreaks havoc and chaos on the people of Gotham, the Dark Knight must accept one of the greatest psychological and physical tests of his ability to fight injustice. (152 mins.)
“ Great movie with great actors and great everything. ” - kutmelchior
 
22.
The Truman Show (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
An insurance salesman/adjuster discovers his entire life is actually a television show. (103 mins.)
Director: Peter Weir
“ Jim Carrey at his best. ” - kutmelchior
 
23.
Scary Movie (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. (88 mins.)
“ WHAZAAAAAH!? This movie still has me in tears of laugther every time I see it. ” - kutmelchior
 
24.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
SpongeBob SquarePants takes leave from the town of Bikini Bottom in order to track down King Neptune's stolen crown. (87 mins.)
“ I'm a goofy *beep* goober, and I *beep* love this movie. ” - kutmelchior
 
25.
Jackass: The Movie (2002 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Johnny Knoxville and his band of maniacs perform a variety of stunts and gross-out gags on the big screen for the first time. (87 mins.)
Director: Jeff Tremaine
“ Hi I'm Jhonny Knoxville, and I get hurt for your entertainment. Watch this *beep* movie! ” - kutmelchior
 
26.
Jackass Number Two (2006 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before. (92 mins.)
Director: Jeff Tremaine
“ Hey I'm Steve-O. Did you like Jackass the movie? there's more! ” - kutmelchior
 
27.
Bad Santa (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot. (91 mins.)
Director: Terry Zwigoff
“ This is a classic that everyone should've seen. ” - kutmelchior
 
28.
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
In order to power the city, monsters have to scare children so that they scream. However, the children are toxic to the monsters, and after a child gets through, 2 monsters realize things may not be what they think. (92 mins.)
“ Haha this movie is great ” - kutmelchior
 
29.
Rock-A-Doodle (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
In order to defeat the Grand Duke of Owls, a young boy transformed into a cat teams up with a group of barnyard animals to find a rooster who can raise the sun. (77 mins.)
“ I honestly dont remember a single thing about this movie, but according to my mom I loved it, so it's probably good. ” - kutmelchior
 
30.
Ted (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori. (106 mins.)
Director: Seth MacFarlane
“ This movie is great, and Mila Kunis is hot. ” - kutmelchior
 
31.
Street Fighter Alpha: Generations (2005 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Ryu, Ken, Gouki and Sakura return in this thrilling prequel to "Street Fighter!" Alpha. (45 mins.)
Director: Ikuo Kuwana
“ As an avid Street Figther fan, this was great. Sakura's boobs ftw! ” - kutmelchior
 
32.
The Mist (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A freak storm unleashes a species of bloodthirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole up in a supermarket and fight for their lives. (126 mins.)
Director: Frank Darabont
“ Pretty good horror movie, great ending and exquisite soundtrack! ” - kutmelchior
 
33.
Saw (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Two strangers awaken in a room with no recollection of how they got there or why, and soon discover they are pawns in a deadly game perpetrated by a notorious serial killer. (103 mins.)
Director: James Wan
“ Scary. Morbid. Good. ” - kutmelchior
 
34.
Saw II (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A detective and his team must rescue 8 people trapped in a factory by the twisted serial killer known as Jigsaw. (93 mins.)
“ A good sequel to the original! ” - kutmelchior
 
35.
Night at the Museum (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and wreak havoc. (108 mins.)
Director: Shawn Levy
“ A little cliche'd, but it has Ben Stiller in it. ” - kutmelchior
 
36.
Due Date (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
High-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time. (95 mins.)
Director: Todd Phillips
“ This is actually a pretty funny movie. Had some laughs, so will you. ” - kutmelchior
 
37.
The Matrix (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
A computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality and his role in the war against its controllers. (136 mins.)
“ Take the blue pill, and you'll watch this movie and not be a total dumbbutt. ” - kutmelchior
 
38.
The Intouchables (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
After he becomes a quadriplegic from a paragliding accident, an aristocrat hires a young man from the projects to be his caregiver. (112 mins.)
“ I was skeptical but this movie was pretty funny. You should watch it some time for some chuckles. ” - kutmelchior
 
39.
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Max Keeble, the victim of his 7th grade class, plots revenge when he learns he's moving; it backfires when he doesn't move after all. (86 mins.)
Director: Tim Hill
“ I have watched this movie a hundred times as a kid. I rewatched it some time ago and it was horrible lol. The janitor is awesome though. ” - kutmelchior
 
40.
Juno (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child. (96 mins.)
Director: Jason Reitman
“ This here's a pretty good movie. Should you watch it? maybe. ” - kutmelchior
 
41.
Mirrors (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An ex-cop and his family are the target of an evil force that is using mirrors as a gateway into their home. (110 mins.)
Director: Alexandre Aja
“ This is the scariest *beep* movie ever. Had to turn it off and watch superbad with my bro for brain bleach. ” - kutmelchior
 
42.
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
A hapless young Viking who aspires to hunt dragons becomes the unlikely friend of a young dragon himself, and learns there may be more to the creatures than he assumed. (98 mins.)
“ Yeah it was pretty good ” - kutmelchior
 
43.
The Green Hornet (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Following the death of his father, Britt Reid, heir to his father's large company, teams up with his late dad's assistant Kato to become a masked crime fighting team. (119 mins.)
Director: Michel Gondry
“ Well this was alright, nothing to great. ” - kutmelchior
 
44.
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
After Homer accidentally pollutes the town's water supply, Springfield is encased in a gigantic dome by the EPA and the Simpson family are declared fugitives. (87 mins.)
Director: David Silverman
“ Eh. It was okay. ” - kutmelchior
 
45.
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums. (92 mins.)
Director: Tom Six
“ AHAHAHA this movie is comedy gold! Horror movie my ass I was laughing the entire movie!! ” - kutmelchior
 
46.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind. (81 mins.)
“ This movie scared me 4lyfe when I was about 12. Freaky ending man, not cool. ” - kutmelchior
 
47.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ This movie is funny as *beep* most jokes ore outdated by now though. ” - kutmelchior
 
48.
Saw III (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Jigsaw kidnaps a doctor named Lynn denlon to keep him alive while he watches his new apprentice put an unlucky citizen named Jeff through a brutal test. Lynn has to keep jigsaw alive until Jeff completes the test or else Lynn will die (108 mins.)
“ Yeah ok we get it now. This was was just sick and not that great. ” - kutmelchior
 
49.
Employee of the Month (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A slacker competes with a repeat winner for the "Employee of the Month" title at work, in order to gain the affections of a new female employee. (103 mins.)
Director: Greg Coolidge
“ It's cliche'd, but kindof funny. ” - kutmelchior
 
50.
Ringu (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A reporter and her ex-husband investigate a cursed video tape that is rumored to kill the viewer seven days after watching it. (96 mins.)
Director: Hideo Nakata
“ This is the original The Ring. It's alright. ” - kutmelchior
 
51.
Cloverfield (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack. (85 mins.)
Director: Matt Reeves
“ this movie is terrible, but good for some laughs at least. ” - kutmelchior
 
52.
Lolita (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
A man marries his landlady so he can take advantage of her daughter. (137 mins.)
Director: Adrian Lyne
“ God this movie is boring. I was hoping for more sex scenes. ANd also actually seeing something in the sex scenes. ” - kutmelchior
 
53.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
After moving into a suburban home, a couple becomes increasingly disturbed by a nightly demonic presence. (86 mins.)
Director: Oren Peli
“ Boring as *beep* ” - kutmelchior
 
54.
The Wolfman (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Upon his return to his ancestral homeland, an American man is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf. (103 mins.)
Director: Joe Johnston
“ This movie is *beep* terrible. Please don't watch this. ” - kutmelchior
 
55.
The Hunger Games (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
Katniss Everdeen voluntarily takes her younger sister's place in the Hunger Games: a televised competition in which two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts of Panem are chosen at random to fight to the death. (142 mins.)
Director: Gary Ross
“ Apparently I'm the only one that hates this movie. ” - kutmelchior
 
56.
Epic Movie (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A comedic satire of films that are large in scope, reputation and popularity. (86 mins.)
“ no. ” - kutmelchior
 
57.
Mimic (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Three years ago, entomologist Dr. Susan Tyler genetically created an insect to kill cockroaches carrying a virulent disease. Now, the insects are out to destroy their only predator, mankind. (105 mins.)
 
58.
Mimic 2 (2001 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
When a cockroach-spread plague threatened to decimate the child population of New York City in the original Mimic... (82 mins.)
 
59.
Mimic: Sentinel (2003 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A man enclosed in a plastic bubble, his sister, and their best friend must defend an apartment complex from the mutant Judas Breed insects. (77 mins.)
Director: J.T. Petty
 
60.
L'auberge espagnole (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
A strait-laced French student moves into an apartment in Barcelona with a cast of six other characters from all over Europe. Together, they speak the international language of love and friendship. (122 mins.)
 
61.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon while being pursued by an undead sea captain and his crew. (129 mins.)
 
62.
Ghost in the Shell (2017)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In the near future, Major is the first of her kind: A human saved from a terrible crash, who is cyber-enhanced to be a perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world's most dangerous criminals. (107 mins.)
Director: Rupert Sanders
 
63.
The Room (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again. (99 mins.)
Director: Tommy Wiseau