Parabola's Watched Films Released in 2012

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1.
21 Jump Street (2012)
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A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring. (110 mins.)
“ Better than expected, very funny. Both Hill and Tatum are surprisingly good. 7/10 (24-MAR) ” - parabola33
 
2.
The Avengers (2012)
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Earth's mightiest heroes must come together and learn to fight as a team if they are to stop the mischievous Loki and his alien army from enslaving humanity. (143 mins.)
Director: Joss Whedon
“ Excellent start to the summer movie season! Not only was it a great movie, but I'm ecstatic for Joss Whedon to receive all the credit that's due to him. This was a great mix of the superheroes and lots of humor that Whedon is known for. Great job! 8/10 (22-MAY) ” - parabola33
 
3.
Lockout (2012)
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A man wrongly convicted of conspiracy to commit espionage against the U.S. is offered his freedom if he can rescue the president's daughter from an outer space prison taken over by violent inmates. (95 mins.)
“ Harmless sci-fi adventure; surprised to see Guy Pears in something this mundane. Not surprised to see Maggie Grace in something so mundane. 5/10 (11-APR) ” - parabola33
 
4.
Prometheus (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Following clues to the origin of mankind, a team finds a structure on a distant moon, but they soon realize they are not alone. (124 mins.)
Director: Ridley Scott
“ Oh how I wanted to really like this more. I still came away impressed and entertained, but some characters/plot points were infuriatingly silly. But the scope and vision were really stunning, I can forgive some of the unanswered questions if we learn more in sequels. Afterall, this film sheds light on some of the mysteries of Alien 30+ years ago. A hesitant 8/10 (8-JUN) ” - parabola33
 
5.
The Aggression Scale (2012)
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Four heavily armed hitmen and two unusual teenagers go to war over $500,000 of stolen cash. (85 mins.)
“ Pretty bad to watch, from the acting to the story. It's rather depressing that this is the sort or work that a couple of Twin Peaks alum must resort to. 4/10 (29-JUN) ” - parabola33
 
6.
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
After Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider, he gains newfound, spider-like powers and ventures out to solve the mystery of his parent's mysterious death. (136 mins.)
Director: Marc Webb
“ In isolation, this was very well done and I thought Garfield and Stone were a great match. But it comes so soon after the earlier Spider-Man films that it feels like too much of a rehash. That probably knocks it down a rating, even though I realize it's unfair because ultimately I quite liked it. 7/10 (9-JUL) ” - parabola33
 
7.
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
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Eight years after the Joker's reign of anarchy, the Dark Knight, with the help of the enigmatic Catwoman, is forced from his exile to save Gotham City, now on the edge of total annihilation, from the brutal guerrilla terrorist Bane. (164 mins.)
“ It has some issues like the previous films, but they can be overlooked by how well done and engaging the whole thing is. 8/10 (20-JUL) ” - parabola33
 
8.
The Dictator (2012)
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The heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed. (83 mins.)
Director: Larry Charles
“ Funnier than I thought it would be, given the so-so reviews. Some hilarious, if "wrong", bits. 7/10 (18-AUG) ” - parabola33
 
9.
The Hunger Games (2012)
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Katniss Everdeen voluntarily takes her younger sister's place in the Hunger Games: a televised competition in which two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts of Panem are chosen at random to fight to the death. (142 mins.)
Director: Gary Ross
“ Haven't read the books yet, but I thought this was well done and I look forward to the sequels. Jennifer Lawrence does a great job. 7/10 (18-AUG) ” - parabola33
 
10.
Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)
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Faced with both her hot-tempered father's fading health and melting ice-caps that flood her ramshackle bayou community and unleash ancient aurochs, six-year-old Hushpuppy must learn the ways of courage and love. (93 mins.)
Director: Benh Zeitlin
“ A very distinct vision and an incredible, natural performance by Quvenzhané Wallis as the young girl. I wasn't as engaged with the story as I thought I might be, given all the buzz, but this is definitely an original film worth checking out. 7/10 (1-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
11.
Compliance (2012)
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A normal Friday service at a fast food restaurant becomes interrupted by a police officer who claims an employee stole from a customer, but something more sinister is going on. (90 mins.)
Director: Craig Zobel
“ This is a film where if "based on a true story" weren't flashed on the screen beforehand then it would feel ludicrous and insulting to your intelligence. But to know these events actually did happen, and variations occurred dozens of times, leaves you incredulous about some people -- either for their depravity or their naivety. In any case, the film is worth watching and I give it credit for trying to get across what might have been going on in peoples' mind to explain their actions (or lack thereof). 7/10 (2-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
12.
Rust and Bone (2012)
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Put in charge of his young son, Alain leaves Belgium for Antibes to live with his sister and her husband as a family. Alain's bond with Stephanie, a killer whale trainer, grows deeper after Stephanie suffers a horrible accident. (120 mins.)
Director: Jacques Audiard
“ I wasn't as impressed by it given all the buzz. Yes Marion Cotillard is good and holds the screen well as always, but I wouldn't necessarily consider it "best actress" material for the year. I couldn't really relate to the characters, although it was a still decent film overall -- just not as great as you might expect. 7/10 (7-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
13.
Girl Most Likely (2012)
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A failed New York playwright awkwardly navigates the transition from Next Big Thing to Last Year's News. (103 mins.)
“ Was called "Imogene" when I saw it. The characters & performances of Kristen Wiig and Darren Criss (he seems like he could have a good post-Glee career) were well done. There were a lot of good laughs to be had, but sometimes things were just too over-the-top (Matt Dillon and Annette Benning). Its quirkiness was too forced. The brother's character seemed like something written for Zach Galifianakis. It didn't live up to the potential, but it was still OK. 6/10 (7-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
14.
Picture Day (2012)
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A rebellious teenager forced to repeat her last year of high school is caught between adolescence and adulthood - and between two very different male admirers. (93 mins.)
“ The lead actress in this, Tatiana Maslany, does a great job of carrying the film. This is a good, understated, Canadian film of teenage angst. 7/10 (7-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
15.
The Place Beyond the Pines (2012)
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A motorcycle stunt rider turns to robbing banks as a way to provide for his lover and their newborn child, a decision that puts him on a collision course with an ambitious rookie cop navigating a department ruled by a corrupt detective. (140 mins.)
“ I was pleasantly surprised by this one, even though I expected it to be good anyway because of the impressive cast. The real shocker is that despite the big names, it's not going to be released soon. The structure of the film around Gosling and Cooper's characters was jarring at first, but comes to make sense. The only drawback is Emory Cohen's character ... the dude is just as annoying in this film as he is on the TV show Smash. But don't let that bother you too much. 8/10 (8-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
16.
The Brass Teapot (2012)
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When a couple discovers that a brass teapot makes them money whenever they hurt themselves, they must come to terms with how far they are willing to go. (101 mins.)
Director: Ramaa Mosley
“ I wanted to like this more because of the fine, under-appreciated cast but in the end it didn't quite do it for me. Still decent, though. 6/10 (8-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
17.
Everyday (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
This film charts the relationship between a man imprisoned for drug smuggling and his wife and is being shot over the course of five years, a few weeks at a time. (106 mins.)
“ Much of the interest in this story comes behind the scenes, where it was actually filmed (in pieces) over five years as the non-actor children grew up. Otherwise the films was rather so-so, I wasn't particularly interested in these characters although Shirley Henderson certainly gives a fine performance. 6/10 (12-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
18.
Yellow (2012)
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A dramedy centered on Mary Holmes, a young woman with a drug habit and a myriad of other problems. (105 mins.)
Director: Nick Cassavetes
“ Really annoying characters, who spend a lot of time yelling. There was absolutely nothing that was of interest to me, or to care about. 2/10 (8-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
19.
The Reluctant Fundamentalist (2012)
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A young Pakistani man is chasing corporate success on Wall Street. He finds himself embroiled in a conflict between his American Dream, a hostage crisis, and the enduring call of his family's homeland. (130 mins.)
Director: Mira Nair
“ Probably a different perspective than is usually presented about the aftermath of changes in American society after 9/11. Performances were good -- even Kate Hudson didn't annoy me for once -- and the structure of the film gives an element of suspense. Nice to see scenery from Lahore. 7/10 (9-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
20.
I Declare War (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Summer war games between neighborhood kids turn deadly serious when jealousy and betrayal enter the mix. (94 mins.)
“ I wasn't sure if the idea would carry a whole movie, but it holds up well enough to not feel stretched too far. Most of the kids were quite good, and the story moves along pretty well. They don't play up the concept for laughs, but there are some humorous moments exactly because they play it straight. Good effects and violence. 7/10 (9-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
21.
Byzantium (2012)
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Residents of a coastal town learn, with deathly consequences, the secret shared by the two mysterious women who have sought shelter at a local resort. (118 mins.)
Director: Neil Jordan
“ I actually really liked this one, I thought it was a nice take on the vampire genre with some new concepts mixed in. It had a Let the Right One In vibe, with the whole guardianship aspect and a slower paced approach than an action-oriented vampire flick. The structure of the film was also interesting, mixing in the flashbacks and revealing certain things that way. 8/10 (9-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
22.
Inch'Allah (2012)
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A Canadian doctor finds her sympathies sorely tested while working in the conflict ravaged Palestinian territories. (102 mins.)
“ An interesting perspective of life on either side of the security wall from an outsider's point of view. The main character's thoughts are guarded through much of the story, so it's hard to really understand her. I still don't grasp the decisions at the conclusion, but the film is well done and was interesting up through the end. 7/10 (10-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
23.
A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman (2012)
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An animated, factually incorrect biography of Graham Arthur Chapman, one of the founding members of the comedy group Monty Python. (85 mins.)
“ This one was disappointing, I thought it would be more insightful about Chapman's Python days. While it touches on some of the big personal events of his life (homosexuality, addiction), it wasn't very focused. It relied on his audio recordings, which were pretty rambling. The animation itself was fine and varied, but overall the experience was uninteresting. 5/10 (10-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
24.
Here Comes the Devil (2012)
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A married couple lose their children while on a family trip near some caves in Tijuana. The kids eventually reappear without explanation... (97 mins.)
“ Some cheesy acting and production values, but the story was sufficiently creepy/strange (and more sexy than the TIFF description let on). If redone as a more slick film, could be pretty good. 6/10 (11-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
25.
Tower (2012)
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Derek is 34 and lives in his parents' basement. Single, self-interested and gauche, he divides his time between casual work for his uncle, cringe inducing encounters with women and an animation project. (78 mins.)
Director: Kazik Radwanski
“ 80 minutes of awkwardness ... Sometimes genuinely funny, but mostly a sad-pathetic funny. Overall not bad, even if it doesn't really lead anywhere. 6/10 (11-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
26.
Disconnect (2012)
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A drama centered on a group of people searching for human connections in today's wired world. (115 mins.)
“ Even though the storylines felt familiar because we hear of these things in the news, this film was very well done. The technology and scenarios all felt accurate, unlike many other similar films. Good ensemble cast. 8/10 (12-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
27.
Lore (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
As the Allies sweep across Germany, Lore leads her siblings on a journey that exposes them to the truth of their parents' beliefs. An encounter with a mysterious refugee forces Lore to rely on a person she has always been taught to hate. (109 mins.)
Director: Cate Shortland
“ A little different than I was expecting, but in a good way since characters weren't so black and white -- the leads were sometimes hard to judge because there wasn't excessive dialog, so you had to read into their actions. The lead actress in particular was really good. The story was engaging, but felt like there could been more resolution ... But I guess that's not really life. 7/10 (12-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
28.
Smashed (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A married couple whose bond is built on a mutual love of alcohol gets their relationship put to the test when the wife decides to get sober. (81 mins.)
Director: James Ponsoldt
“ Mary Elizabeth Winstead was really good and is the highlight of the film. It was a good mix of dark/uncomfortable humor and the seriousness of alcohol recovery -- even if it basically skipped the difficulty of actually achieving the latter. But it was more about the main character's arc, and the supporting characters weren't developed much. But Nick Offerman had some hilarious moments. 7/10 (12-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
29.
Peddlers (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Peddlers tells the story of a young drug peddler (Siddharth Menon), a young immigrant mother facing a fatal disease (Kriti Malhotra) and a corrupt cop (Gulshan Devaiah). (116 mins.)
Director: Vasan Bala
“ This was a mess to try and follow. There were a few elements that could have come together to make a decent film, but here it was just all over the place. 4/10 (12-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
30.
Sightseers (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Chris wants to show girlfriend Tina his world, but events soon conspire against the couple and their dream caravan holiday takes a very wrong turn. (88 mins.)
Director: Ben Wheatley
“ Twisted, surprising and above all hilarious, there isn't a road trip/romance quite like this. 8/10 (13-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
31.
The Bay (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Chaos breaks out in a small Maryland town after an ecological disaster occurs. (84 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
“ The basic idea is alright and interesting, although it's hard to maintain the "found footage" concept from so many sources for a whole movie. Also prevents you from getting to know much of the characters. 5/10 (13-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
32.
Miss Lovely (2012)
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A Hindi feature film set in the lower depths of Bombay's "C" grade film industry. Miss Lovely follows the devastating story of two brothers who produce sleazy horror films in the mid-1980s. (113 mins.)
Director: Ashim Ahluwalia
“ Much more cohesive and engaging than Peddlers the previous night. The subject matter/storyline was interesting and the 80s setting felt authentic (well, as someone who wasn't in india in the 80s). The actors in the main roles did a good job. It was too long in some parts and not developed enough in others, but overall it wasn't too bad. 6/10 (13-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
33.
Camp 14: Total Control Zone (2012 Documentary)
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Shin Dong-Huyk was born on November 19, 1983 as a political prisoner in a North Korean re-education camp... (106 mins.)
Director: Marc Wiese
“ It's a shocking story of a kid who was born and lived in a North Korean forced labor camp before escaping at age 14. It suffers from, understandably, have very little in the way of actual footage. There are a few nicely animated sequences to go along with the story, but much of the documentary is just the guy talking to the camera. While it does capture his obvious trauma and difficulty of speaking about the ordeal, it's not always engaging to watch -- I think I'd rather read about the story than have it narrated. Getting interviews with defected NK secret police and guard (from a different camp) were a great addition, although their own stories of "escape" were not/could not be told. 6/10 (13-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
34.
Much Ado About Nothing (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
A modern retelling of Shakespeare's classic comedy about two pairs of lovers with different takes on romance and a way with words. (109 mins.)
Director: Joss Whedon
“ This is how to make Shakespeare tolerable. Sure, it stuck to the original dialogue which is at times like a foreign language, but the actors and context make it mostly understandable. There is also plenty of physical humor, and many laugh out loud moments. As a Whedonverse fan, it's great to see so many alum back on screen together. 9/10 (14-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
35.
Thérèse (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
An unhappily married woman struggles to break free from social pressures. (110 mins.)
Director: Claude Miller
“ Often slow, and the characters are all serious and dour but that is one of the points of the story. I wasn't familiar with the book/storyline, so not knowing where it was going kept my interest up. Bonus point for Audrey Tautou's presence. 6/10 (14-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
36.
The Thieves (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
In order to let things cool down from their latest heist, Popeye and his group of thieves go to Macau on a job... (135 mins.)
Director: Choi Dong Hoon
“ Simply put, this was just a lot of fun with scheming, action, double crosses and humor. 8/10 (14-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
37.
My Awkward Sexual Adventure (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
To win back his ex-girlfriend, a conservative accountant enlists the help of an exotic dancer to guide him on a quest for sexual experience, leading him into a world of strip clubs, sensual massage parlors, cross-dressing and S & M. (98 mins.)
Director: Sean Garrity
“ Consistently funny, even if a little silly sometimes (furniture store does their own repo in the middle of the night and they all ignore the the woman in bondage ... things like that stood out because it's an otherwise grounded movie). Still a fun watch. 7/10 (15-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
38.
Painless (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Set in Catalonia, Painless weaves two stories: in one, starting during the Spanish Civil War and running through to the '60s... (100 mins.)
“ Started off rather well -- moody & intriguing. Shifting between timelines of the story was effective. But then it suddenly became clear that the story wasn't going anyplace interesting, and the climax made little sense. 5/10 (15-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
39.
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
A pair of young lovers flee their New England town, which causes a local search party to fan out to find them. (94 mins.)
Director: Wes Anderson
“ Utterly charming and a just pleasure to watch. If you've never watched Wes Anderson before, the tone may throw you off at first but really that's the only problem I could see for someone not to like it. Loved it and will definitely watch again. 9/10 (15-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
40.
Room 237 (2012 Documentary)
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An exploration of various interpretations of Stanley Kubrick's horror film, The Shining. (102 mins.)
Director: Rodney Ascher
“ It's not a documentary focused on explaining the definitive meaning of The Shining, but highlights some of the theories that have popped up over the years. Many of them are definitely a stretch, but they're all engrossing and that one film can generate so many different perspectives is fascinating. It was definitely well-done in the use of clips and voice-over, instead of talking heads. 8/10 (15-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
41.
The Time Being (2012)
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An artist meets a mysterious and wealthy benefactor and their relationship is not what it appears to be. (85 mins.)
“ This is another one that started off strongly in terms of style and intrigue, and I was hoping for much more. It ended up being rather mundane in the end, although the acting and everything was well done. 6/10 (15-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
42.
The End (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A group of old friends gets together for a weekend in a mountain cabin. Years have gone by and yet nothing seems to have changed between them... (88 mins.)
“ Boring and had me nodding off ... saw enough of it to know it was a letdown, but missed enough that I don't have to dwell on my disappointment. 4/10 (16-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
43.
The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
One year after meeting, Tom proposes to his girlfriend, Violet, but unexpected events keep tripping them up as they look to walk down the aisle together. (124 mins.)
“ A little long and uneven, but I liked the characters and there were a lot of really funny parts. I know not everyone likes Jason Segel so that may tip opinion in the other direction. I think he's funny, and I was really impressed with Emily Blunt, I need to get around to seeing more of her films on my watchlist. 7/10 (22-SEP) ” - parabola33
 
44.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
An introvert freshman is taken under the wings of two seniors who welcome him to the real world. (102 mins.)
Director: Stephen Chbosky
“ Really enjoyable movie with a good story & cast of characters to root for. I can see how the book is beloved by many, especially if you can personally relate to any of the problems or antics of the story ... I don't, so I didn't fall in love with it like I imagine some people definitely would. But really good nonetheless. 8/10 (13-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
45.
Grabbers (2012)
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When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive. (94 mins.)
Director: Jon Wright
“ A decent monster movie, certainly the drunkest I've seen. Some good laughs, too. The creature effects were nicely done, you can do pretty much anything with good cgi in low budget movies. 6/10 (18-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
46.
American Mary (2012)
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The allure of easy money sends Mary Mason, a medical student, into the world of underground surgeries which ends up leaving more marks on her than her so called "freakish" clients. (103 mins.)
“ Twisted story of a surgical student drawn into the underground world of strange body modifications. Katharine Isabelle was good as her character's arc gets darker and darker. 7/10 (18-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
47.
Crave (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A downtrodden photographer, haunted by the urban violence and decay around him, retreats into an inner world of dark fantasies. (113 mins.)
“ This one was interesting as it could have stuck with one style and might have felt really slow as the main character gets more and more caught up in his paranoia and imagination. But there is quite a bit of humor through fantasy sequences which keeps it a little lighter. Unfortunately the film loses steam, which is too bad because it starts off well and underplayed. 6/10 (19-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
48.
[REC] 3: Genesis (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A couple's wedding day turns horrific as some of the guests start showing signs of a strange illness. (80 mins.)
Director: Paco Plaza
“ I haven't seen the first two, but this films stands on its own. It's a decent zombie movie with an interesting locale for their attack: a wedding reception! Unfortunately suffers from the usual stupidity of characters in these movies. 5/10 (20-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
49.
Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London. (88 mins.)
Director: Matthias Hoene
“ It's no Shaun of the Dead, but it was still pretty funny and enjoyable. 6/10 (20-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
50.
Doomsday Book (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The First Chapter of The Anthology Film- In A Brave New World, a mysterious virus brings the city to ruins and zombies flood the streets of Seoul... (115 mins.)
“ This is really an anthology of 3 shorter films that are each distinct takes on the end of the world (zombies, enlightened robot, 'asteroid' hurtling towards earth). There's actually quite a bit of humor (some in the first, most in the third) and some intellectual ideas (second), so each one has something going for it. I'm not sure they really work off of each as a unified film, but on their own they are each good. 7/10 (21-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
51.
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
John looks to take down Luc Deveraux after a home invasion claims his wife and daughter. The fight pits John against Andrew Scott and an army of genetically enhanced warriors; meanwhile, he must contend with a UniSol in relentless pursuit. (114 mins.)
Director: John Hyams
“ It was still called "Day of Reckoning" when I saw it. I don't think I've seen any of the other sequels since the original, so I don't know how this exactly fits into the storylines of the others. I wasn't expecting very much, but it was actually a decent bare-knuckles action film. JVC and Lundgren aren't actually in much of the film, which is a good or bad thing depending on your expectations. 6/10 (21-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
52.
After (2012)
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When two bus crash survivors awake to discover that they are the only people left in their town, they work together to unravel the truth behind the strange events. (90 mins.)
Director: Ryan Smith
“ Interesting concept, but disappointing result. Too much in terms of breakdowns in logic, and everything just felt like there was more promise than what ultimately ended up on screen. 4/10 (21-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
53.
Grave Encounters 2 (2012)
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A film student who is obsessed with the movie Grave Encounters sets out with his friends to visit the psychiatric hospital depicted in the original film. (95 mins.)
Director: John Poliquin
“ I haven't seen the original, but it's not essential for this. It's an interesting meta-concept that the film student is obsessed with believing that the original movie is based on fact and leads him to search out the location. But otherwise this is a run-of-the-mill horror film. 5/10 (22-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
54.
Citadel (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An agoraphobic father teams up with a renegade priest to save his daughter from the clutches of a gang of twisted feral children who committed an act of violence against his family years earlier. (84 mins.)
Director: Ciaran Foy
“ I actually found this to be genuinely creepy, so it gets bonus points for that. It didn't hold up through to the ending, so that was disappointing. But overall I give it a higher grade than most other reviews I've seen. 7/10 (22-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
55.
My Amityville Horror (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
For the first time in 35 years, Daniel Lutz recounts his version of the infamous Amityville haunting that terrified his family in 1975... (88 mins.)
Director: Eric Walter
“ A documentary about the guy who's family (when he was a boy) was the basis for the Amityville hauntings stories and, later, movies. I wasn't very familiar with the background, so covering that material was new (not that I believe any of it). The guy comes off as a little unhinged, but there could be various reasons for that. Overall, not very interesting. 5/10 (23-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
56.
Resolution (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A man imprisons his estranged junkie friend in an isolated cabin in the boonies San Diego to force him through a week of sobriety, but the events of that week are being mysteriously manipulated. (93 mins.)
“ There's a lot that I really liked about this film, it was a very indie mashup of a few genres -- particularly lots of humor but also suspense. It's good to go in with no expectations. Unfortunately it tries to do too much and suffers some definite logic problems. But it was still really entertaining, so it makes it easier to overlook. Would definitely recommend watching it, although it may not hold up on repeat viewings. 7/10 (23-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
57.
Sushi Girl (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Upon his release from prison, Fish is brought to an abandoned restaurant by his old associate, Duke, to celebrate his newfound freedom. However, there's unfinished business that Duke is determined to solve. (98 mins.)
Director: Kern Saxton
“ I wanted to like this more because of the setup, but it was too cartoonish and downright annoying much of the time. 4/10 (24-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
58.
Dead Sushi (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Keiko, the daughter of a legendary sushi chef, runs away from home when his Karate-style regimen becomes too severe. Finding work at a rural hot springs inn, she is ridiculed by the eccentric staff and guests. (92 mins.)
Director: Noboru Iguchi
“ Purposely over-the-top and zany, it's something to watch with an audience knowing what to expect. Can't say that it's great cinema, but certainly good for some cheesy laughs. 6/10 (24-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
59.
In Their Skin (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
The Hughes cottage vacation is violently interrupted by a family on a murderous and identity stealing journey, in search of the "perfect" life. (97 mins.)
“ The pace was rather subdued ... maybe it just felt slow because you pretty much knew what was coming and it was taking forever to get there. Overall it was well-done, but still felt like it could have been better. 6/10 (25-OCT) ” - parabola33
 
60.
ParaNorman (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A misunderstood boy takes on ghosts, zombies and grown-ups to save his town from a centuries-old curse. (92 mins.)
“ Original, amusing, nice animation and a good family film. 7/10 (24-NOV) ” - parabola33
 
61.
Savages (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Pot growers Ben and Chon face off against the Mexican drug cartel who kidnapped their shared girlfriend. (131 mins.)
Director: Oliver Stone
“ I was annoyed by just about every character, so that doesn't really help to enjoy the film. Neither does the nonsensical path of the story, especially the end. 4/10 (24-NOV) ” - parabola33
 
62.
The Watch (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Four men who form a neighborhood watch group as a way to get out of their day-to-day family routines find themselves defending the Earth from an alien invasion. (102 mins.)
Director: Akiva Schaffer
“ Not as funny as I hoped, although there was still a lot of laughs. 6/10 (24-NOV) ” - parabola33
 
63.
Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Three magazine employees head out on an assignment to interview a guy who placed a classified advertisement seeking a companion for time travel. (86 mins.)
Director: Colin Trevorrow
“ Very much indie (i.e., slow and about the characters), so if you're fine with that then this is a nice movie. Has lots of familiar, but lesser-known, faces that I happen to be fans of. Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass were great ... wish Jake Johnson's (Nick from New Girl) side story had been more interesting. 7/10 (24-NOV) ” - parabola33
 
64.
Ted (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori. (106 mins.)
Director: Seth MacFarlane
“ Was surprised at how far they took things sometimes; some parts didn't work, but that was made up for by how hilarious other bits were. Definitely not for everyone, but a good laugh. 7/10 (25-NOV) ” - parabola33
 
65.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A reluctant hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, sets out to the Lonely Mountain with a spirited group of dwarves to reclaim their mountain home, and the gold within it from the dragon Smaug. (169 mins.)
Director: Peter Jackson
“ If you like the LotR movies, then this is for you. It feels like an "Extended Edition" already, because there are many scenes that aren't strictly necessary or were expanded on from the book ... but as we saw with the LotR movies, fans want as much as possible and this first film should satisfy it. But I completely acknowledge that it may be too long for many people. Personally, I don't mind. On a separate technical note, the high frame rate version makes the 3D and the visual detail quite stunning ... but perhaps too "smooth" in other areas. I'm still on the fence about that. But as a movie, I was satisfied and look forward to seeing it again. 9/10 (14-DEC) ” - parabola33
 
66.
Life of Pi (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
A young man who survives a disaster at sea is hurtled into an epic journey of adventure and discovery. While cast away, he forms an unexpected connection with another survivor: a fearsome Bengal tiger. (127 mins.)
Director: Ang Lee
“ I've read the book, so on one hand it's amazing to see that they were able to faithfully translate it so well to the screen. But at the same time, because it's so well done, it would be interesting to watch it from a fresh perspective and be more surprised as the story unfolds. I don't connect with the spiritual/faith aspects of the story, but as a fable it's very good. Suraj Sharma is well-cast as Pi, and technologically the effects and look of the film are top notch. Realizing this adaptation to the screen should justly merit Best Director for Ang Lee, but it looks like it'll be a competitive year. 8/10 (15-DEC) ” - parabola33
 
67.
Holy Motors (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
From dawn to dusk, a few hours in the shadowy life of a mystic man named Monsieur Oscar. (115 mins.)
Director: Leos Carax
“ More like 'holy wtf?!'. This completely defies description, but at the same time its bizarreness is captivating. Has to be seen to be understood ... although I'm not sure it can be completely understood. It's either brilliant or hopelessly mad ... I can't decide. 7/10 (21-DEC) ” - parabola33
 
68.
Still Mine (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
An elderly couple fight against local authorities in rural New Brunswick to build their final home. (102 mins.)
Director: Michael McGowan
“ Finely acted (James Cromwell is a perfect grouchy, exasperated old man), but is rather slow-going as would be expected. If you're interested in seeing a loving couple face old age, dementia, and rural building code bureaucrats then it might be more up your alley. 6/10 (4-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
69.
Stories We Tell (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A film that excavates layers of myth and memory to find the elusive truth at the core of a family of storytellers. (108 mins.)
Director: Sarah Polley
“ The story of Sarah Polley's mother is interesting itself, and some of her family members make for good interviewees onscreen. But beyond that, the documentary upends certain conventions and adds a new layer to the storytelling. In fact, the Polley history is just an example that is used to show how memories can vary and be interpreted/remembered differently. 7/10 (5-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
70.
Laurence Anyways (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
A drama that charts ten years in the relationship of a male-to-female transsexual's relationship with her lover. (168 mins.)
Director: Xavier Dolan
“ Dolan's films continue to be ambitious in their artfulness ... and length! This one is more than 2.5 hrs long, but that time is mostly put to good use in following the ups and downs in the relationship of the two main characters. There are a few detours or style embellishments that don't seem necessary, but overall the unique storyline and strong acting make this a solid film. 7/10 (5-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
71.
War Witch (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Somewhere in Sub-Saharan Africa, Komona, a 14-year-old girl, tells her unborn child growing inside her the story of her life since she has been at war. Everything started when she was abducted by the rebel army at the age of 12. (90 mins.)
Director: Kim Nguyen
“ The familiar "child soldier" premise had me wary going in, but this film was really well done. There are some fantasy/hallucinogenic aspects to the storyline, so it's best to know that beforehand (which I did) so that it's not off-putting in what you'd expect to be a completely realistic film. The actors do a great job, considering they are novices. I can agree with this one being Canada's nomination for Best Foreign Language film at the Oscars. 7/10 (8-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
72.
The World Before Her (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Two young women follow completely divergent paths in the new, modernizing India-one wants to become Miss India, the other is a fierce Hindu Nationalist prepared to kill and die for her beliefs. (90 mins.)
Director: Nisha Pahuja
“ Contrasting the two "camps" attended by these girls (one preparing for the Miss India finals, another following the teachings of Hindu nationalists) was really intriguing. Not only does it show the extremities of options for Indian women, but there's also a surprising similarity sometimes. 7/10 (9-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
73.
Midnight's Children (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A pair of children, born within moments of India gaining independence from Britain, grow up in the country that is nothing like their parent's generation. (146 mins.)
Director: Deepa Mehta
“ While the story is interesting (if you just go with the fantasy elements), I feel like the movie could have been better if it were more 'serious'. The acting felt a bit too light, and not enough time was spent on ramifications of certain big events ... odd considering this is a really long movie! It seems a perfect example of "the book is way better", and I haven't even read it ... it just felt like there were bits missing, and it didn't quite reach where it should hae. 6/10 (10-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
74.
Cosmopolis (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Riding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager's day devolves into an odyssey with a cast of characters that start to tear his world apart. (109 mins.)
“ In terms of strange movies about a guy riding around in a limo, I have to say that Holy Motors was way more entertaining than this -- and I'm not even sure what to make of that one! This movie was just so slow, and the dialogue so dense, it was difficult to get into or care about anything. In the Q&A afterward, Cronenberg mentioned that the dialogue is exactly from the book (didn't know it was based on a book!), so I have a feeling that reading it would help understand the movie. 4/10 (11-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
75.
The End of Time (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Explores our perception of time. (109 mins.)
Director: Peter Mettler
“ I was hoping this would be more investigative but the stuff that Mettler filmed, while sometimes intriguing or fantastic-looking on screen, was often only tangentially related to the concept of time. Too much talking-head stuff going on with mumbo jumbo. 5/10 (12-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
76.
Amour (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Georges and Anne are an octogenarian couple. They are cultivated, retired music teachers. Their daughter, also a musician, lives in Britain with her family. One day, Anne has a stroke, and the couple's bond of love is severely tested. (127 mins.)
Director: Michael Haneke
“ Between this and 'Still', I think I've had my fill for a while of films dealing with growing old. This movie is sloooow, but that's certainly not unexpected -- just need to be prepared when watching it. Emmanuelle Riva is excellent and deserves her nominations; the progression of Anne's condition is heartbreaking. The movie is well done, but not something I'd sit through again. 7/10 (19-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
77.
Les Misérables (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
In 19th-century France, Jean Valjean, who for decades has been hunted by the ruthless policeman Javert after breaking parole, agrees to care for a factory worker's daughter. The decision changes their lives forever. (158 mins.)
Director: Tom Hooper
“ I've never seen the show and am familiar with only little bits of the music. Given how popular it is, I'm surprised I didn't find the songs more memorable ... but I'm not a big musical fan anyway, so that could explain it. Unfortunately the songs take up way too much time getting plot points across, so the movie drags on way, way too long. I thought Anne Hathaway was impressive, but otherwise I was rather bored. 5/10 (19-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
78.
Lincoln (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
As the War continues to rage, America's president struggles with continuing carnage on the battlefield as he fights with many inside his own cabinet on the decision to emancipate the slaves. (150 mins.)
“ Considering most of the movie is listening to politicians talk, it's exceptionally impressive how engaging it is. The acting is thoroughly excellent, especially Daniel Day-Lewis. It's interesting how so much of the story still resonates with the present day. 8/10 (19-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
79.
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
A chronicle of the decade-long hunt for al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden after the September 2001 attacks, and his death at the hands of the Navy S.E.A.L.s Team 6 in May 2011. (157 mins.)
Director: Kathryn Bigelow
“ Impressively done, keeping up the drama for a decade-long manhunt that covers both the day-to-day grind of uncovering clues and also the tense mission to take out bin Laden. It was all matter-of-fact without injecting political bias, so it's surprising to hear some of the criticisms that have come out. I thought it was excellent and am surprised by Bigelow's directing snub. 8/10 (19-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
80.
Argo (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Acting under the cover of a Hollywood producer scouting a location for a science fiction film, a CIA agent launches a dangerous operation to rescue six Americans in Tehran during the U.S. hostage crisis in Iran in 1980. (120 mins.)
Director: Ben Affleck
“ Very well done as a movie, but totally gives off the "Hollywood-ized" vibe of making things more dramatic than they really were. But from setting the scene, to making it feel like late 70s/early 80s (I don't think that Boba Fett was available, though), and sustaining the suspense, it was all very good. 8/10 (25-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
81.
Django Unchained (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
With the help of a German bounty hunter, a freed slave sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner. (165 mins.)
“ This was great right up until the last 30 mins or so. I felt it ran out of steam and totally could have ended earlier with the right tweaks. But still, very good. Christoph Waltz is deserving of the Best Supporting Actor Oscar. Quentin Tarantino may be a great writer & director, but he should really stay behind the camera. 8/10 (25-JAN) ” - parabola33
 
82.
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany, a mysterious girl with problems of her own. (122 mins.)
“ The acting was superb and felt completely genuine ... Cooper and Lawrence were great, definitely deserving of their nominations. Nice to see De Niro and Chris Tucker in non-annoying roles. Very good story, and I noticed that the camera work was a little different but fitting. 8/10 (1-FEB) ” - parabola33
 
83.
To Sir, with Love (1967)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Idealistic engineer-trainee and his experiences in teaching a group of rambunctious white high school students from the slums of London's East End. (105 mins.)
Director: James Clavell