Bad Faculty

My imagined sequel to the film "Bad Teacher" which would follow Elizabeth Halsey as she moves up to become the English Department head at a newly formed high school, which she played a part in the hiring process as a result of the principal, Tambland (Rock) being a close friend of Russell's. It is soon that she learns that her fellow faculty are more unconventional than she is.
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Cameron Diaz
A tall, strikingly attractive blue-eyed natural blonde, Cameron Diaz was born in 1972 in San Diego, the daughter of a Cuban-American father and an Anglo-German mother. Self described as "adventurous, independent and a tough kid," Cameron left home at 16 and for the next 5 years lived in such varied locales as Japan...
“ Elizabeth Halsey, English Teacher-Department Head

The main character, a foul mouthed, weed-smoking teacher. ” - pdaley90
 
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Jason Segel
Multi-talented Jason Jordan Segel was born in Los Angeles, California, where he was raised by his parents, Jillian (Jordan), a homemaker, and Alvin Segel, a lawyer. His mother is of English, Scottish, and Irish ancestry, and his father is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent. He was educated at St. Matthew's Parish School in Pacific Palisades...
“ Russell Gettis, Gym Teacher

Elizabeth's boyfriend and the gym teacher. He has moved to high school because Elizabeth recommended him for the job opening. ” - pdaley90
 
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“ Lynn Davies, Math Teacher

Elizabeth's friend and the awkward math teacher. She has moved to the new high school because Elizabeth recommended her for the job opening. ” - pdaley90
 
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Chris Rock
Christopher Julius Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina and raised in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, New York. He is the son of Rosalie (Tingman), a teacher and social worker for the mentally handicapped, and Julius Rock, a truck driver and newspaper deliveryman, whose own father was a preacher. Rock has been in stand-up comedy for several decades...
“ Greg Tambland, Principal

An ecstatic and crazy young principal of the new school. He is an old college roommate of Russell's ” - pdaley90
 
5.
Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill was born and raised in Los Angeles, the son of Sharon (Chalkin), a fashion designer and costume stylist, and Richard Feldstein, a tour accountant for Guns N' Roses. His siblings are music manager Jordan Feldstein and actress Beanie Feldstein. He graduated from Crossroads School in Santa Monica and went on to The New School in New York to study drama...
“ Jonah Hill as Ralph Lucker, Lunch Man

An obsessive lunchlady who tries to prove that it can be a manly job. He becomes jealous gradually of Elizabeth's pull on the faculty and begins trying to sabotage her. ” - pdaley90
 
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Jackie Chan
Hong Kong's cheeky, lovable and best known film star, Jackie Chan endured many years of long, hard work and multiple injuries to establish international success via his early beginnings in Hong Kong's manic martial arts cinema industry. Jackie was born Kong-sang Chan on Hong Kong's famous Victoria Peak on April 7...
“ Dochmai Tsmong, French Teacher

A veteran French teacher who has moved to the new school from one of the best in the state. He is in a cross-department war with the Spanish teacher. ” - pdaley90
 
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Betty White
Betty White was born in Oak Park, Illinois, to Christine Tess (Cachikis), a homemaker, and Horace Logan White, a lighting company executive. She is of Danish, Greek, English, and Welsh descent. Although best known as the devious Sue Ann Nivens on the classic sitcom Mary Tyler Moore and the ditzy Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls...
“ Mary Palmer, Sex Ed Teacher

An inappropriate and horny elderly sex-ed teacher who offers way more in her lessons than she should. ” - pdaley90
 
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Jason Sudeikis
Daniel Jason Sudeikis was born on September 18, 1975 in Fairfax, Virginia, and as a child, moved with his family to Overland Park, Kansas. His mother, Kathryn (née Wendt), was formerly a travel agent at Brennco/President of the American Society of Travel Agents and his father, Daniel Joseph Sudeikis...
“ Pat Johnson, Superintendent

The tight-laced and well rounded superintendent of the school. He seems to be the one who keeps everyone on track. ” - pdaley90
 
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Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey, Canadian-born and a U.S. citizen since 2004, is an actor and producer famous for his rubbery body movements and flexible facial expressions. The two-time Golden Globe-winner rose to fame as a cast member of the Fox sketch comedy In Living Color but leading roles in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Dumb and Dumber and The Mask established him as a bankable comedy actor...
“ Liam Testerman, Music Teacher

A veteran music teacher who was moved from another district. ” - pdaley90
 
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Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes has been called one of the funniest stand-up comics by her peers and ranks among Entertainment Weekly's 25 Funniest People in America. Her smart-witted stand-up has sent her career in many different areas. She was recently seen in Comedy Central's Wanda Does It, where she tried various non-showbiz jobs...
“ Karen "K-Rod" Steiner, Science Teacher

A science teacher with criminal ties who is secretly teaching her students to make crystal meth for her. ” - pdaley90
 
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“ Donny Markman, Janitor

The crazy janitor who has the hots for Elizabeth and always hits on her. ” - pdaley90
 
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Gabourey Sidibe
Actress, Precious
Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe, the star of Precious, was born in the Bedford-Stuyvesant community in Brooklyn, New York. Her mother, Alice Tan Ridley, is a former special education teacher who gave up her career and became a street performer/singer, while her father, Ibnou Sidibe, is a cab driver. Her mother is African-American and her father is Senegalese...
“ LaFonda James, Spanish Teacher

A tough and thug inner-city woman who has become the new Spanish teacher. She is in a cross-department war with the French teacher. ” - pdaley90
 
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Ben Stein
Ben Stein (Benjamin J. Stein) was born on Nov. 25, 1944 in Washington, D.C. The son of noted economist and writer Herbert Stein, he grew up in Silver Spring, Md., and attended Montgomery Blair High School. Some of his classmates included journalist Carl Bernstein, and actors Goldie Hawn and Sylvester Stallone...
“ Dave Wallman, History Teacher

An elderly teacher nearing retirement who has been moved up from the old public school. He is droney and hopes to make the year his last. ” - pdaley90
 
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“ Kirk, Elizabeth's Roommate

Elizabeth's crude biker roommate. ” - pdaley90
 
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Laurence R. Harvey
Laurence Robert Harvey was born on July 17, 1970. He is a British actor, best known for portraying Martin Lomax in a horror film The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), directed by Tom Six. In the film, Martin is an obese, asthmatic and mentally challenged security guard for a parking lot, who is obsessed with the original film. Harvey also appears in The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) in a different role than part 2.
“ Brad Phillips, Guidance Counselor

A vile and disgusting fat little man who helps the children with their problems by trying to provide a Freudian psychoanalysis of them. ” - pdaley90
 
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“ Producer/Director: Bobby Farrelly ” - pdaley90
 
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“ Executive Producer/Director: Peter Farrelly ” - pdaley90
 
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“ Writer: Jon Hurtwitz ” - pdaley90
 
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“ Writer: Hayden Schlossberg ” - pdaley90