Games/Movies reviewed by The Angry Video Game Nerd

by SpeedyEric | created - 15 Feb 2013 | updated - 6 days ago | Public

He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the sh*tty games that suck ass. He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear. He'd rather eat the rotten a**hole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard. He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd. He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

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1. Dorakyura II: Noroi no Fûin (1987 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

7.1
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Simon Belmont discovers that, even though he defeated Count Dracula in the original Castlevania, he is now under Dracula's curse and must collect Dracula's body parts and fight him again.

Director: H. Akamatsu

Votes: 313

The NES game. Re-revisited in Halloween 2009 for the Castlevania-Thon. He later reviewed the Tiger Electronics version. He later reviewed the redaction version in the Desert Bus episode.

"Why's the password so long?"

Too cryptic is #6 of the Top 10 Problems With Games. #2 of the Top 10 Cryptic Gaming Moments.

2. Jikiru hakase no homa ga toki (1988 Video Game)

Not Rated | Action, Romance

2.3
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A mild-mannered doctor (Jekyll) with a monstrous alter-ego (Hyde) must navigate through the streets of London where they are constantly accosted by well-dressed thugs, defecating crows, ... See full summary »

Votes: 52

The NES game. Re-revisited for Halloween 2010.

What were they thinking? I'm DEAD. *BEEP*IN'. SERIOUS. "Why don't the weapons do anything."

#1 of the Top 10 Hardest NES Games. #1 of the Top 10 Worst NES Games. #2 of the Top 20 Weirdest Video Game Moments. #3 of the Top 10 Most Unexpected Nerd Moments. #2 of the Top 10 Most Unfair Gaming Moments. The cane is #1 of the Top 10 Most Hated Weapons or Items. The re-revisited episode is #4 of the Top 10 AVGN Episodes.

3. The Karate Kid (1987 Video Game)

Sport

6.0
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Director: Jimmy Simeone

Votes: 60

The NES game.

"He's got a filthy mouth."

#10 of the Top 10 Moments the Nerd Lost His Mind. #9 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Endings. Letting LJN make it is #1 of the Top 10 Problems With Games.

4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988 Video Game)

Action, Adventure, Family

7.2
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Cartoon star Roger Rabbit has been framed for the murder of Marvin Acme, so with the help of detective Eddie Valiant, they set out to prove Roger's innocence, however the evil Judge Doom ... See full summary »

Votes: 90

The NES game. Re-revisited in September 2010.

#1 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006. Letting LJN make it is #1 of the Top 10 Problems With Games.

5. Gekikame Ninja Den (1989 Video Game)

Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

6.6
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Votes: 58

The NES game. Re-revisited in September 2010.

What a sh*t load of *beep*. Cowabunga. Cowa-*beep*in' piece of dog sh*t! "Why can't a turtle swim?"

#3 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006. #3 of the Top 20 AVGN Rants. #9 of the Top 10 Hardest NES Games. #7 of the Top 10 Toughest Video Game Jumps. #9 of the Top 10 Most Unfair Gaming Moments. #2 of the Top 5 Nerd's Epic Fails.

6. Back to the Future (1989 Video Game)

Action, Sci-Fi

3.2
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Marty's stuck in 1955. The only way to make it back to 1985 is if he braves the streets of Hill Valley, collecting clocks, dodging hula hoop girls and killer bees, and if he can avoid 50 ... See full summary »

Votes: 52

The NES game. Re-revisited in September 2010.

"He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear."

#4 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006. #3 of the Top 5 Bad Game Movie-Clips. #7 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Endings. Ignoring source material is #7 of the Top 10 Problems With Games. Letting LJN make it is #1 of the Top 10 Problems With Games list. The skateboard is #9 of the Top 10 Most Hated Weapons or Items.

7. Back to the Future Part II & III (1990 Video Game)

Action, Sci-Fi

2.3
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Votes: 26

The NES game. Re-revisited in September 2010.

"He'd rather eat the rotten a**hole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer."

#8 of the Top 10 Worst NES Games. Letting LJN make it is #1 of the Top 10 Problems With Games. #5 of the Top 10 Cryptic Gaming Moments.

8. M.C. Kids (1991 Video Game)

Adventure

5.2
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Mick and Mack, the coolest kids in McDonaldland must retrieve Ronald McDonald's magic bag from the clutches of the Hamburglar.

Votes: 27

The NES game.

9. Wally Bear & the NO Gang (1992 Video Game)

2.0
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A skateboarding bear must gather his friends for a party.

Votes: 19

The NES game.

10. Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu (1989 Video Game)

Action

1.4
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Votes: 17

The NES game.

"Sh*t Pickle!"

11. Top Gun (1987 Video Game)

Unrated | Action

5.2
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The video game that trains you to be a Naval Aviator, just like in the movie! Top Gun is the Game that does just that!

Votes: 121

The NES game. Later played with the PowerGlove in the PowerGlove episode, and the U-Force in the NES Accessories episodes. Re-revisited in September 2010.

"Why can't I land the plane?"

#5 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006. The PowerGlove is #3 of the Top 5 Worst Gaming Accessories. #9 of the Top 10 Moments the Nerd Lost His Mind. #10 and #6 of the Top 10 Most Unexpected Nerd Moments. #1 of the Top 5 Nerd's Epic Fails.

12. Top Gun: The Second Mission (1990 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure

4.4
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Votes: 27

The NES game.

13. Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones (1990 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

5.6
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A year after the downfall of the Shadow Warriors, a new enemy threatens Billy and Jimmy Lee, as Marion is kidnapped by a mysterious organization.

Director: Yoshihisa Kishimoto

Votes: 98

The NES game. He later reviewed the Tiger Electronics version.

"The characters names are wrong."

#7 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006.

14. Friday the 13th (1989 Video Game)

Not Rated | Adventure, Family, Fantasy

5.7
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Friday the 13th the video game is a horror adventure game where the object of the game is to save kids of the camp and battle Jason.

Star: Marc Noles

Votes: 222

The NES game. For Halloween 2006.

"Armed with his zapper, he will tear these games down."

#2 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006. Letting LJN make it is #1 of the Top 10 Problems With Games. The rocks are #10 of the Top 10 Most Hated Weapons or Items. Jason Voorhees is #10 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Unwanted Guests.

15. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1989 Video Game)

E | Horror, Thriller

6.3
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Director: Brett Sperry

Votes: 175

The NES game. For Halloween 2006.

"He's got a PowerGlove."

#8 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006. Shares #5 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse with The Wizard of Oz, the Atari Jaguar CD, and the NES version of Toxic Crusaders. Letting LJN make it is #1 of the Top 10 Problems With Games. Freddy Krueger is #9 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Unwanted Guests.

16. Super Glove Ball (1990 Video Game)

Action

3.7
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Votes: 12

The NES game. Played in the PowerGlove review.

The PowerGlove is #3 of the Top 5 Worst Gaming Accessories.

17. Bible Adventures: Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, David and Goliath (1991 Video Game)

4.4
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Votes: 32

The NES (Christmas 2006) and Genesis (Christmas 2011) games.

The slingshot is #8 of the Top 10 Most Hated Weapons or Items.

18. Bible Buffet (1993 Video Game)

Fantasy

1.7
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Votes: 18

The NES game. For Christmas 2006.

19. Super 3D Noah's Ark (1994 Video Game)

Action

1.6
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Votes: 22

The SNES game. For Christmas 2006.

#13 of the Top 20 Weirdest Video Game Moments.

20. Spiritual Warfare (1992 Video Game)

Drama, Family

5.9
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Votes: 17

The NES (Christmas 2006) and Genesis (Christmas 2011) games.

21. King of Kings: The Early Years (1991 Video Game)

Adventure

2.9
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Votes: 14

The NES game. For Christmas 2006. Also talked more for Christmas 2011.

#9 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2006. #9 of the Top 10 Toughest Video Game Jumps. #4 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Endings.

22. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

PG | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

4.8
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The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan.

Director: Stuart Gillard | Stars: Elias Koteas, Paige Turco, Stuart Wilson, Sab Shimono

Votes: 26,976 | Gross: $42.66M

For a special 2-part review.

#1 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. Also an honorary mention in the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse.

23. DuckTales (1989 Video Game)

Action, Adventure, Family

8.0
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Scrooge McDuck travels around the world and outer space in search of five treasures to further increase his fortune.

Director: Yoshinori Takenaka | Star: J Bizel

Votes: 281

The NES game. For a positive review. He later played the Tiger Electronics version.

24. Space Invaders (1978 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Sci-Fi

8.0
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The object of the game is to shoot the alien invaders and keep them off the ground.

Votes: 336

Aka "Space Invaders." The Arari 5200 game. For the Atari 5200 review.

The Arari 5200 is #10 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Consoles.

25. Kaboom! (1981 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Family

7.5
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Catch as many bombs as you can and get as close as possible to the 999,999 maximum points.

Votes: 23

The Arari 5200 game. For the Atari 5200 review.

The Arari 5200 is #10 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Consoles.

26. Frogger (1981 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Family

7.5
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In this arcade game, you must help a frog cross a highway and a river while avoiding obstacles so he can get to his home safely.

Votes: 504

The Arari 5200 game. For the Atari 5200 review.

The Arari 5200 is #10 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Consoles.

27. Super Breakout (1978 Video Game)

Family

8.1
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Votes: 21

The Arari 5200 game. For the Atari 5200 review. Played with the Track-Ball controller.

The Arari 5200 is #10 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Consoles.

28. Ghostbusters (1986 Video Game)

Action, Fantasy, Horror

6.4
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Play As The Ghostbusters Going Around New York Fighting And Catching Ghosts!.

Director: David Crane

Votes: 298

The NES, Atari 2600, and Sega Master System games.

#9 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. The NES version is #7 of the Top 10 Moments the Nerd Lost His Mind. The NES version is #7 of the Top 10 Worst NES Games. The NES version is #4 of the Top 10 Most Unfair Gaming Moments. The NES version is #1 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Endings. The ghost food in the NES version is #3 of the Top 10 Most Hated Weapons or Items.

29. Ghostbusters II (1989 Video Game)

Not Rated | Action, Adventure, Comedy

5.8
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Re-live the movie as you bust ghosts, collect slime, find the proper mixture, break out of jail and hunt down Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia.

Director: Jeffrey Tunnell | Star: Annie Potts

Votes: 86

The NES game.

#4 of the Top 20 AVGN Rants. No pause button is #3 of the Top 10 Problems With Games.

30. Spider-Man (1982 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Sci-Fi

6.2
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You play the webslinging wonder as you climb a building while dodging the Green Goblin and his goons.

Votes: 34

The Atari 2600 game. For the release of "Spider-Man 3."

#9 of the Top 10 Epic Nerd Moments. #3 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

31. Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six (1992 Video Game)

Action

3.5
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Votes: 19

The NES game. For the release of "Spider-Man 3"

#6 of the Top 10 Worst Video Game Controls. Letting LJN make it is #1 of the Top 10 Problems With Games. #3 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

32. The Amazing Spider-Man (1991 Video Game)

Action

5.9
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Votes: 24

The Game Boy game. For the release of "Spider-Man 3."

#9 of the Top 10 Epic Nerd Moments. #3 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

33. Spider-Man 2 (2004 Video Game)

T | Action, Adventure, Crime

7.7
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Spider-Man/Peter Parker struggles between his personal life which involves Mary Jane Watson and his superhero life where he joins up with a vigilante known as Black Cat battling a series of foes including the mad Doc Ock.

Director: Tomo Moriwaki | Stars: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Alfred Molina, Holly Fields

Votes: 3,681

The Game Boy Advance game. For the release of "Spider-Man 3."

#3 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

34. Ground Zero Texas (1993 Video Game)

Action, Sci-Fi, Western

7.4
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A small desert town has been infiltrated by alien body snatchers. As the head of a special army surveillance team, help identify and take out the aliens. Some of them hold parts of the code that shows the location of their mothership.

Director: Dwight H. Little | Stars: Steve Eastin, Leslie Zemeckis, Scott Lawrence, Christopher Bradley

Votes: 42

For the Sega CD review

35. Slam City with Scottie Pippen (1994 Video Game)

T | Comedy, Sport

5.9
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Play basketball one on one against local b-ball heroes Fingers, lady Juice, white jock Mad Dog and hulking Smash to earn one billion points of respect and get to play against your ultimate opponent, Scottie himself.

Director: Ron Stein | Stars: Scottie Pippen, Keith Gibbs, Malcolm Ian Cross, Keith Neubert

Votes: 11

For the Sega CD review

36. Double Switch (1993 Video Game)

Adventure, Crime, Mystery

8.0
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A young man named Eddie has been locked in the basement of his apartment complex. Living there are a grumpy handyman, a young female reporter, two young women living as roommates, an ex-con... See full summary »

Director: Mary Lambert | Stars: Camille Cooper, R. Lee Ermey, Wendy Gazelle, Corey Haim

Votes: 97

For the Sega CD review

37. Night Trap (1992 Video Game)

M | Adventure, Horror, Mystery

6.9
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Strange things have been occurring at the Martins' residence. Five teenagers have already disappeared while saying there. Your job is to find out what is happening and assist the SCAT ... See full summary »

Directors: James W. Riley, Randy Field | Stars: Dana Plato, Tracy Matheson, Debra Parks, Allison Rhea

Votes: 188

For the Sega CD review

38. Corpse Killer (1994 Video Game)

M | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

5.9
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An elite special forces soldier, who parachutes onto a remote tropical island for a special mission. It seems the evil genius Dr. Hellman has found a way to raise the dead, and created an ... See full summary »

Director: John Lafia | Stars: Vincent Schiavelli, Jeremiah Birkett, Bridget Butler, John Cassini

Votes: 48

For the Sega CD review

39. Taimu Gyaru (1985 Video Game)

Action, Adventure, Fantasy

7.0
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Interactive FMV cartoon similar to Dragon's Lair. In the year 4001, villain Luda steals a time travel device and jumps through time to various eras in order to change history and take over the world. Only time gal Reika can stop him.

Director: Tetsuo Imazawa | Star: Yuriko Yamamoto

Votes: 9

Title translation- Time Gal. For the Sega CD review

40. Lethal Enforcers (1992 Video Game)

M | Action, Crime

7.0
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A first person shooting with light gun game where you are a cop who has different assignments. You must shoot criminals while protecting innocent bystanders.

Director: Yoshiaki Hatano

Votes: 41

For the Sega CD review

41. The Adventures of Willy Beamish (1991 Video Game)

Adventure, Family, Comedy

8.3
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Director: Jeff Tunnell | Stars: Michael Zibelman, Sher Alltucker, Scott Barkhurst, Greg Black

Votes: 37

For the Sega CD review

42. Road Avenger (1985 Video Game)

Action, Adventure, Crime

6.8
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Anime-like racing video-game in which you must avenge the death of your wife by defeating the evil thugs who killed her through various dangerous roads and courses.

Directors: Yoshihisa Kishimoto, Hideki Takayama

Votes: 24

For the Sega CD review

43. Prize Fighter (1993 Video Game)

Sport

5.5
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You're the Kid, a promising rookie prize-fighter. Fight Honeyboy Hernandez, Mega Joe Falco, T. Rex Hawkins and heavyweight champion Nuke 'The Duke' Johnson to win the title and help a young fan overcome his debilitating trauma.

Director: Ron Stein | Stars: Ben Hernandez Bray, Billy D. Lucas, Manny Perry, Jimmy Nickerson

Votes: 17

For the Sega CD review

44. Sol-Feace (1990 Video Game)

Action

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For the Sega CD review

45. Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective (1991 Video Game)

Not Rated | Adventure, Crime, Mystery

6.0
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Use your wits, interviewing skills, logic, and reasoning to solve three cases as Sherlock Holmes with over 90 minutes of motion video of Mr. Holmes' interaction with everyone on Baker Street.

Director: Ken Tarolla | Stars: Peter Farley, Warren Green, Bill Corbett

Votes: 14

For the Sega CD review

46. Dracula Unleashed (1993 Video Game)

Adventure, Horror

7.6
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You play an American businessman in 1899 London who learns that his brother was part of a team of men that destroyed Dracula. Yet, the evil count of darkness has risen again. You must kill him again and save your fiancee.

Director: Mike Plant | Stars: Erik Abbott, Scott Allard, Louis Markert, Jay Nickerson

Votes: 24

For the Sega CD review

47. Wonder Dog (1992 Video Game)

Not Rated | Action, Adventure, Comedy

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Wonder Dog is an action platformer in which players must guide a dog through six levels to defeat the space terrorists known as the Pit Bullies.

Directors: Takeshi Minagawa, Toshiyuki Nagai

For the Sega CD review

48. Sewer Shark (1992 Video Game)

Action, Sci-Fi

7.0
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In the future, much of humanity has been forced to live underground. The player takes the role of a pilot who flies through sewers beneath the paradise Solar City and exterminates creatures at the order of evil Commissioner Stenchler.

Director: John Dykstra | Stars: David Underwood, Robert Costanzo, Kari G. Peyton, Stevie Sterling

Votes: 80

For the Sega CD review

49. Sonic CD (1993 Video Game)

E | Action, Adventure, Family

8.4
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Sonic must save the past, present, and future of Little Planet, as well as rescue Amy Rose from his evil double, Metal Sonic.

Director: Naoto Ohshima | Stars: Lynn Harris, Tomoko Sasaki

Votes: 394

For the Sega CD review

50. Primal Rage (1994 Video Game)

T | Action, Fantasy

6.9
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Choose one of 7 ferocious dinosaurs then pound your opponents into submission as you battle for Urth Domination.

Star: Rob Rowe

Votes: 71

For the Sega 32X review.

The Sega 32X is #7 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles, and #3 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse.

51. Doom (1993 Video Game)

M | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi

8.7
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A rogue tough space marine (referred as Doomguy) is the only survivor in a hell-infested facility. He must fight his way to uncover a bitter truth

Director: Tom Hall | Stars: Mike Dopud, David Koseruba, Christopher Murvey, Kevin Cloud

Votes: 2,957

For the Sega 32X review. He later reviewed the Atari Jaguar version for the Jaguar review.

The Sega 32X is #7 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles, and #3 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse.

52. Virtua Fighter Remix (1993 Video Game)

T | Action, Adventure

7.0
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Play as one of nine fighters in this fast paced game.

Director: Yu Suzuki | Stars: Amy Tipton, Bryan Keith DeBose, Michael Granberry, Lynn Harris

Votes: 120

For the Sega 32X review.

The Sega 32X is #7 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles, and #3 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse.

53. Star Wars Arcade (1996 Video Game)

Action

8.7
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Director: John C. Brandstetter | Stars: Gina Brandstetter, Mike Chung, Mike Tamura

Votes: 13

For the Sega 32X review

#5 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. The Sega 32X is #7 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles, and #3 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse.

54. Silver Surfer (1990 Video Game)

Action

5.0
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Directors: Graeme Devine, Rob Landeros

Votes: 25

The NES game. For the release of "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer."

Just thinking about it makes me feel like having an anal evacuation.

#8 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. #7 of the Top 20 AVGN Rants. #3 of the Top 10 Hardest NES Games. #5 the Top 5 Nerd's Epic Fails.

55. Die Hard (1990 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Crime

7.4
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Play as John McClane in an attempt to save the building.

Votes: 67

The NES game. For the release of "Live Free of Die Hard."

#3 the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. #10 the Top 10 Epic Nerd Moments.

56. Independence Day (1997 Video Game)

6.8
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Will Smith seeks to defend the world against alien destruction

Stars: Andre Alexsen, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman

Votes: 811

The PlayStation game. For the 4th of July 2007.

57. The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants (1991 Video Game)

Action, Adventure, Comedy

5.6
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Director: Garry Kitchen | Star: Nancy Cartwright

Votes: 134

The NES game. For the release of "The Simpsons Movie."

58. The Simpsons: Bart vs. the World (1991 Video Game)

Action, Adventure

5.1
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Bart wins a painting contest and embarks on a round-the-world treasure hunt. Unbeknownst to him, the contest was rigged by Mr. Burns, who hates the Simpson family so much he has vowed to ... See full summary »

Votes: 52

The NES game. For the release of "The Simpsons Movie."

#6 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. #15 of the Top 20 AVGN Rants. #6 of the Top 10 Moments the Nerd Lost His Mind. #5 of the Top 10 Toughest Video Game Jumps.

59. Home Alone (I) (1991 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Comedy

5.3
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Two bumbling burglars, Harry and Marv a.k.a the Wet Bandits, are attempting to break into Kevin McCallister's house. Nobody else is home and Kevin has called the police, but it's gonna take... See full summary »

Stars: Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern

Votes: 183

The NES game. For the AVGN/Captain S Christmas Special.

60. Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout (1990 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Family

6.1
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Votes: 26

The NES game.

#2 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. Bugs Bunny is #1 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Unwanted Guests.

61. Custer's Revenge (1982 Video Game)

Western, Adult

3.9
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In this unlicensed Atari 2600 game, a naked cowboy named Custer must travel across a desert avoiding various obstacles in order to have sex with a naked native American woman named Revenge, who is tied to a post.

Votes: 17

For the Atari Porn episode.

62. Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em (1982 Video Game)

Action, Adult

3.6
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Catch falling cum as it falls from a masturbating man on top of a rooftop in this Atari game.

Votes: 11

For the Atari Porn episode.

63. Bachelor Party (1982 Video Game)

Action

5.2
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Votes: 9

For the Atari Porn episode.

64. Uncle Fester's Quest: The Addams Family (1989 Video Game)

Adventure, Family, Sci-Fi

5.8
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Fester Addams must defeat an alien race who abducted the entire population of his city.

Votes: 40

The NES game.

#4 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. #10 of the Top 10 Hardest NES Games. #6 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse. Fester's gun is #6 of the Top 10 Most Hated Weapons or Items. #4 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes list.

65. The Addams Family (1992 Video Game)

Unrated | Adventure, Family, Fantasy

7.0
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The Addams Family's crooked lawyer, Tully Alfford, has kidnapped members of the family and turned their friendly spooks and monsters against them. As Gomez, you must defeat evil and save your family! It won't be easy!

Votes: 89

The Sega Genesis game. For the Fester's Quest episode.

#4 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

66. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1983 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Horror

6.1
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You control leatherface as you murder women with your chainsaw while trying to avoid obstacles.

Votes: 89

The Atari 2600 game. For Halloween 2007.

The Chainsaw family is #3 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Unwanted Guests.

67. Halloween (1983 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Horror, Thriller

6.4
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A babysitter is stalked by a homicidel maniac named Michael Myers While trying to protect the kids she is babysitting from the shape

Votes: 61

The Atari 2600 game. For Halloween 2007.

#12 of the Top 20 AVGN Rants. The Trick or Treaters are #4 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Unwanted Guests.

68. Haunted House (1981 Video Game)

Horror

6.3
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Votes: 15

The Atari 2600 game. For Halloween 2007.

BOO! Haunted House!

69. Frankenstein's Monster (1983 Video Game)

Horror

6.0
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Votes: 5

The Atari 2600 game. For Halloween 2007.

#7 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2007. #4 of the Top 10 Most Unexpected Nerd Moments.

70. Dragon's Lair (1990 Video Game)

Adventure

3.2
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Based on the 1983 laserdisc arcade game, Dirk The Daring must rescue Princess Daphnie from the fire breathing dragon, Signe.

Votes: 16

The NES game.

#9 of the Top 20 AVGN Rants. #7 of the Top 10 Most Unfair Gaming Moments.

71. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Comedy

5.8
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Kevin's back and this time he's lost in the Big Apple! Here's the scoop: The nosy staff at the Plaza Hotel know that Kevin has used a stolen credit card and they are all after him, but ... See full summary »

Stars: Macaulay Culkin, Tim Curry, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern

Votes: 167

The NES game. For Christmas 2007.

#2 of the Top 20 AVGN Rants.

72. Shaq Fu (1994 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

2.8
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Votes: 101

The SNES game. For Christmas 2007.

73. Far Cry Vengeance (2006 Video Game)

M | Action

3.4
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Votes: 18

The Nintendo Wii game. For Christmas 2007.

74. Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz (2006 Video Game)

E | Adventure, Family

6.2
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Votes: 16

The Nintendo Wii game. For Christmas 2007.

75. Boogie (2007 Video Game)

E10+ | Music

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The Nintendo Wii game. For Christmas 2007.

#5 of the Top 10 Epic Nerd Moments.

76. Rambo (1987 Video Game)

Not Rated | Action, Adventure

5.8
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Votes: 59

The NES game. For the release of Rambo (2008).

#4 of the Top 20 Weirdest Video Game Moments. #9 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse. #5 of the Top 5 Bad Game Movie-Clips. Ignoring source material is #7 of the Top 10 Problems With Games. Long passwords are #4 of the Top 10 Problems With Games.

77. Rambo: First Blood Part II (1986 Video Game)

Not Rated | Action, Adventure

7.0
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Votes: 92

The Sega Master System game. For the release of Rambo (2008).

78. Rambo III (I) (1989 Video Game)

Not Rated | Action, Adventure

7.2
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A video game based on the movie, but remarkably similar to Ikari Warriors.

Stars: Rutger Hauer, Kurtwood Smith, Sylvester Stallone

Votes: 108

The Sega Master System game. For the release of Rambo (2008).

#8 of the Top 10 Moments the Nerd Lost His Mind. #5 of the Top 5 Bad Game Movie-Clips.

79. Mario's Tennis (1995 Video Game)

K-A | Sport

6.2
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Directors: Hitoshi Yamagami, Masao Yamamoto

Votes: 19

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

80. Galactic Pinball (1995 Video Game)

K-A | Action

5.0
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Director: Kenji Yamamoto

Votes: 6

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

81. Teleroboxer (1995 Video Game)

Action

6.2
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A boxing simulator played in the first person view.

Director: Yoshio Sakamoto

Votes: 5

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

82. Red Alarm (1995 Video Game)

Action

4.4
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At the beginning of the 21st Century, a World War raged not stop for 70 devastating years. It wasn't until the creation of an advanced program called K.O.S (Killer Operating System) that ... See full summary »

Votes: 5

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

83. Virtual Boy Wario Land (1995 Video Game)

K-A | Action, Adventure

7.4
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Directors: Hiroji Kiyotake, Hirofumi Matsuoka

Votes: 17

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

84. Panic Bomber (1994 Video Game)

Action

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For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

85. Mario Clash (1995 Video Game)

K-A | Action, Adventure

4.4
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Votes: 23

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

86. Nester's Funky Bowling (1996 Video Game)

Sport

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Play some 3D bowling as Nester, or his twin sister Hester.

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

87. Virtual League Baseball (1995 Video Game)

Sport

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There are three modes of play in Virtual League Baseball: Player 1 vs. computer, all-star game, and pennant race. In player 1 vs. computer, one single match is played between the player and... See full summary »

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

88. Vertical Force (1995 Video Game)

Action, Sci-Fi

5.2
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The game takes place in "Space Era 210." The giant computer that takes care of a human colony planet named Odin suddenly malfunctions and decides to send an army of drone star fighters to ... See full summary »

Director: Hitoshi Okuno

Votes: 5

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

89. Golf (1995 Video Game)

Sport

3.2
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A golf game for the Virtual Boy. The game featured 47 virtual opponents and used Virtual Boy's 3D capabilities. Player controls a few parameters before his/her shot such as the speed of the... See full summary »

Votes: 6

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

90. 3-D Tetris (1996 Video Game)

K-A

7.0
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This version of the game of Tetris uses a three-dimensional playing field as opposed to the traditional two dimensions more generally used. The player not only rotates the playing piece ... See full summary »

Director: Takeshi Kono

Votes: 6

For the Virtual Boy review.

The Virtual Boy is in the #2 spot of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles. The Virtual Boy is also in the #5 spot of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

91. Waterworld (1995 Video Game)

6.5
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Stars: Kevin Costner, Jeanne Tripplehorn

Votes: 57

For the Virtual Boy review.

It's like puking on a pile of sh*t.

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas. Waterworld is #2 of the Top 5 Bad Game Movie-Clips.

92. Jack Bros. (1995 Video Game)

K-A | Action, Adventure

4.8
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Director: K. Mishima

Votes: 5

For the Virtual Boy review (DVD edition).

The Virtual Boy is #2 of the Top 10 Worst Game Consoles and #5 of the Top 5 Most Ingenious Nerd Ideas.

93. The Wizard of Oz (1993 Video Game)

Adventure

2.8
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Based on the 1939 film, Dorothy Gale is swept to oz in a tornado, where she must journey to the Emerald City, and along the way she teams up with the scarecrow, the tin man, and the ... See full summary »

Votes: 11

Shares #5 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Game Abuse with A Nightmare on Elm Street, the Atari Jaguar CD, and the Toxic Crusaders NES game. #1 of the Top 10 Most Unfair Gaming Moments list. The Cowardly Lion is #8 of the Top 10 Nerd’s Unwanted Guests.

94. Space Battle (1980 Video Game)

Action, Sci-Fi

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For the Intellivision review.

#2 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

95. Mission-X (1982 Video Game)

Action

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For the Intellivision review.

#2 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

96. Masters of the Universe: The Power of He-Man (1983 Video Game)

Unrated | Action, Adventure, Family

6.2
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Votes: 11

For the Intellivision review.

#2 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

97. TRON: Deadly Disks (1982 Video Game)

Action

8.1
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Destroy your enemies with flying disks. The object is just to survive battle after battle.

Votes: 14

For the Intellivision review.

#2 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

98. Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Mystery (1981 Video Game)

7.8
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Votes: 5

For the Intellivision review.

#2 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

99. Montezuma's Revenge (1984 Video Game)

6.6
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Director: George S. Parker

Votes: 12

For the ColecoVision review.

#10 of the Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2008. #2 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.

100. Cabbage Patch Kids: Adventures in the Park (1984 Video Game)

Action, Family

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#2 of the Top 5 Musical Episodes.