VERY bad black movies

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1.
State Property (2002)
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Frustrated with being broke, Beans (Sigel) decides that the only way to grasp the American Dream is to take it... (88 mins.)
 
2.
State Property 2 (2005)
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Three gangsters vie for control of the streets of Philadelphia. (94 mins.)
Director: Damon Dash
 
3.
Streets (2011)
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A musical talented young woman hangs out with a tough crew and gets caught up in a murder investigated by her mom.
Director: Jamal Hill
 
4.
Next Day Air (2009)
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Two inept criminals are mistakenly delivered a package of cocaine and think they've hit the jackpot, triggering a series of events that changes ten people's lives forever. (84 mins.)
Director: Benny Boom
 
5.
N-Secure (2010)
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N-Secure is a no holds-barred thrilling drama mixed with murder, mayhem, and manipulation among affluent professionals...
 
6.
I Will Follow (2010)
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Chronicles a day in the life of a grieving woman, and the twelve visitors who help her move forward. (80 mins.)
Director: Ava DuVernay
 
7.
4 Life (2007 Video)
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Dayvon, an accomplished street enforcer in West Baltiomre, and best friend TY, who is currently incarcerated, begin feuding before TY's soon release date. (90 mins.)
 
8.
The Heart Specialist (2006)
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Suave Harvard Medical School grad Ray Howard seems destined to specialize in womanizing. That is, until... (99 mins.)
Director: Dennis Cooper
 
9.
Foolish (1999)
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Eddie Griffin is Miles Waise, a fast rising nightclub comedian. His life is made difficult by his manager... (84 mins.)
Director: Dave Meyers
 
10.
Think Like a Man (2012)
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Four friends conspire to turn the tables on their women when they discover the ladies have been using Steve Harvey's relationship advice against them. (122 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
 
11.
Soul Plane (2004)
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Things get raucously funny aboard the maiden flight of a black-owned airline, thanks to some last-minute passenger additions. (86 mins.)
Director: Jessy Terrero
 
12.
B*A*P*S (1997)
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Two tacky homegirls move to L.A. to become dancers; instead they scam a dying millionaire but eventually become B*A*P*S (Black American Princesses). (91 mins.)
Director: Robert Townsend
 
13.
Love Beat the Hell Outta Me (2000)
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Four friends play an evening game of dominoes, drink, and talk about women. As Glenn asks, who would know that such a good time would turn into this... (89 mins.)
Director: Kennedy Goldsby
 
14.
Trois (2000)
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Jermaine, a young struggling Atlanta lawyer, decides to spruce up his marriage with Jasmine, who's mentally... (93 mins.)
Director: Rob Hardy
 
15.
Bad Boys II (2003)
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Two loose-cannon narcotics cops investigate the flow of Ecstasy into Florida. (147 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
16.
Head of State (2003)
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When a presidential candidate dies unexpectedly in the middle of the campaign, Washington, D.C. alderman, Mays Gilliam is unexpectedly picked as his replacement. (95 mins.)
Director: Chris Rock
 
17.
Bad Company (2002)
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When a Harvard-educated CIA agent is killed during an operation, the secret agency recruits his twin brother. (116 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
 
18.
The Great White Hype (1996)
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When the champ's promoter, Rev. Sultan, decides something new is needed to boost the marketability of the boxing matches... (91 mins.)
Director: Reginald Hudlin
 
19.
Marci X (2003)
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A Jewish-American Princess is forced to take control of a hard-core hip-hop record label and tries to rein the one of the label's most controversial rappers. (84 mins.)
 
20.
Crossover (2006)
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A naturally talented basketball player, Noah Cruise is determined to become a doctor using his basketball scholarship to UCLA pre-med... (95 mins.)
 
21.
The Man (2005)
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Special Agent Derrick Vann is a man out to get the man who killed his partner but a case of mistaken identity leads him to Andy Fidler, a salesman with too many questions and a knack of getting in Vanns way. (83 mins.)
Director: Les Mayfield
 
22.
Formula 51 (2001)
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An American master chemist plans to score big on a once in a lifetime drug deal. All does not go as planned and he is soon entangled in a web of deceit. (93 mins.)
Director: Ronny Yu
 
23.
Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
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When a rap mogul from Atlanta tries to join a conservative country club in the Carolinas he runs into fierce opposition from the board President- but it's nothing that he and his entourage can't handle. (93 mins.)
 
24.
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
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Maximillian is the only survivor from a race of vampires on a Caribbean Island, and as a vampire, he must find a mate to keep the line from ending... (100 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
 
25.
Soul Men (2008)
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Though it's been some twenty years since they have spoken with one another, two estranged soul-singing legends agree to participate in a reunion performance at the Apollo Theater to honor their recently deceased band leader. (100 mins.)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
 
26.
How High (2001)
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Two guys by the name of Silas and Jamal decided to one day smoke something magical, which eventually helps them to ace their college entrance exam. (93 mins.)
Director: Jesse Dylan
 
27.
Woo (1998)
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Gorgeous and extravert Woo meets insecure and straight-laced law clerk Tim at a blind date. (84 mins.)
 
28.
Norbit (2007)
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A mild-mannered guy, who is engaged to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her. (102 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
29.
Madea's Family Reunion (2006)
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While planning her family reunion, a pistol-packing grandma must contend with the other dramas on her plate, including the runaway who has been placed under her care, and her love-troubled nieces. (107 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
30.
Meet the Browns (2008)
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A single mom takes her family to Georgia for the funeral of her father -- a man she never met. There, her clan is introduced to the crass, fun-loving Brown family. (100 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
31.
The Family That Preys (2008)
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Two families from different walks of life learn to work together. (111 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
32.
Madea Goes to Jail (2009)
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Mischievous grandma Madea lands in jail, where she meets a variety of mixed-up characters. (103 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
33.
Madea's Witness Protection (2012)
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A Wall Street investment banker who has been set up as the linchpin of his company's mob-backed Ponzi scheme is relocated with his family to Aunt Madea's southern home. (114 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
34.
Death at a Funeral (2010)
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A funeral ceremony turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies. (92 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
 
35.
Pootie Tang (2001)
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Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America... (81 mins.)
Director: Louis C.K.
 
36.
The Honeymooners (2005)
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Working class New York bus driver Ralph Kramden is always coming up with get-rich-quick schemes for him and his best friend, Ed Norton, who's always around to help him get in (and out of) trouble. (90 mins.)
Director: John Schultz
 
37.
Next Friday (2000)
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Uncle Elroy and Day Day owe money on taxes so Craig finds a way to steal from the next door neighbors to pay off the taxes so Uncle Elroy's house doesn't get put up for auction. (98 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
 
38.
Deliver Us from Eva (2003)
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Eva Dandridge is a very uptight young woman who constantly meddles in the affairs of her sisters and their husbands... (105 mins.)
Director: Gary Hardwick
 
39.
A Haunted House (2013)
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Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help. (86 mins.)
Director: Michael Tiddes
 
40.
Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
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AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation... (97 mins.)
 
41.
Ride (1998)
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A group of young people leave Harlem for a bus trip down to Miami. The voyage starts off with problems... (90 mins.)
 
42.
Undercover Brother (2002)
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When "The Man" tries to derail a black candidate's presidential campaign, Undercover Brother and his fellow secret agents come to the rescue. (86 mins.)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
 
43.
Obsessed (2009)
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A successful asset manager, who has just received a huge promotion, is blissfully happy in his career and in his marriage. But when a temp worker starts stalking him, all the things he's worked so hard for are placed in jeopardy. (108 mins.)
Director: Steve Shill
 
44.
For Colored Girls (2010)
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Each of the women portray one of the characters represented in the collection of twenty poems, revealing different issues that impact women in general and women of color in particular. (133 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
45.
Belly (1998)
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A pair of violent Men have spiritual awakenings. (96 mins.)
Director: Hype Williams
 
46.
Killa Season (2006 Video)
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Flea was a basketball player, happy with his subtle hustle, until a Dominican connect introduced him... (128 mins.)
Director: Cam'ron
 
47.
Mama I Want to Sing (2011)
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A preacher's daughter, Amara, sings in the church choir before being discovered by a well-established musician. Soon she rises to international fame as a pop singer. (100 mins.)
 
48.
Phat Girlz (2006)
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Two plus-sized ladies meet the men of their dreams in the most unexpected of ways. (99 mins.)
Director: Nnegest Likké
 
49.
Madea's Big Happy Family (2011)
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The crazy and comical Mabel Simmoms, otherwise known as Madea, tries to wrangle her fighting family together for a family dinner regarding the health of her niece Shirley. (106 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
50.
Beauty Shop (2005)
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A determined hairstylist (Queen Latifah) competes with her former boss (Kevin Bacon) after opening her own business in Atlanta. (105 mins.)
Director: Bille Woodruff
 
51.
Exit Strategy (2012)
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Evicted from his apartment, James has to move in with his girlfriend of 3 months. He quickly discovers... (76 mins.)
Director: Michael Whitton
 
52.
Peeples (2013)
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Sparks fly when Wade Walker crashes the Peeples annual reunion in the Hamptons to ask for their precious daughter Grace's hand in marriage. (95 mins.)
 
53.
This Christmas (2007)
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A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family's first holiday together in four years. (117 mins.)
 
54.
Jumping the Broom (2011)
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Two very different families converge on Martha's Vineyard one weekend for a wedding. (112 mins.)
Director: Salim Akil
 
55.
Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008)
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Dr. RJ Stevens is a talk show host who visits his family in the deep south. While there he reunites with his brother Otis, his sister Betty, his cousin/rival Clyde and his childhood love intrest Lucinda Allen. (114 mins.)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
 
56.
King's Ransom (2005)
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Hoping to foil his own gold-digging wife's plan, a loathsome businessman arranges his own kidnapping, only to realize that there are plenty of other people interested in his wealth as well. (95 mins.)
Director: Jeffrey W. Byrd
 
57.
3 Strikes (2000)
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Brian Hooks plays a character who is just released from jail. And the state adopts a "3 strikes" rule for felons that involves serious penalties... (82 mins.)
Director: DJ Pooh
 
58.
Kingdom Come (2001)
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A group of old family members bands together when a despicable family member thankfully expires. (94 mins.)
Director: Doug McHenry
 
59.
Light It Up (1999)
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A group of teens is bent on improving the run-down conditions of their high-school. (99 mins.)
Director: Craig Bolotin
 
60.
Who's the Man? (1993)
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Ed Lover and Doctor Dre are two inept barbers. Deciding that maybe they ought to find another line of work... (85 mins.)
Director: Ted Demme