Worst Movies of 2012

31/12/112: The worst movies of 2012 for the audiences and critics according to their scores on metacritic, rottentomatoes, filmaffinity e imdb.

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1.
Assassin's Bullet (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Field Agent Robert Diggs walked away from his career in the FBI and accepted the position of Cultural Attaché in Sofia... (91 mins.)
 
2.
30 Beats (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A summer heat wave and a series of sexual encounters connect a group of New Yorkers. (88 mins.)
Director: Alexis Lloyd
 
3.
Battlefield America (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A young businessman who lands a community service sentence falls in with a group of misfit kids who need mentoring. With the help of a pro instructor, he works to get the kids ready for a big underground dance competition. (106 mins.)
Director: Chris Stokes
 
4.
Nature Calls (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Polar-opposite brothers Randy and Kirk never saw eye-to-eye, but their rivalry is taken to a new level when Randy hijacks Kirk's son's sleepover, taking the boys on a Scout Trip to remember. (79 mins.)
Director: Todd Rohal
 
5.
Smiley (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
After discovering an urban legend of a demented serial killer, who has nothing but a carved "smiley" on his face, a mentally fragile teenager must figure out if she is going insane - or if she could be the next victim. (95 mins.)
 
6.
The Devil Inside (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
In Italy, a woman becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms during her mission to discover what happened to her mother, who allegedly murdered three people during her own exorcism. (83 mins.)
 
7.
That's What She Said (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Bebe and DeeDee, best friends with different relationship problems, embark on a New York City misadventure with their new acquaintance, Clementine. (84 mins.)
Director: Carrie Preston
 
8.
The Apparition (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
A couple is haunted by a supernatural presence that is unleashed during a college experiment. (83 mins.)
Director: Todd Lincoln
 
9.
Dark Tide (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A professional diver tutor returns to deep waters after 1 year, following an almost fatal encounter with a great white shark. The nightmare from the deep is still lurking - more carnivorous and hungry than ever. (94 mins.)
Director: John Stockwell
 
10.
General Education (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Levi Collins is set to go to the local University on a tennis scholarship, but he forgot to tell his parents one thing - he didn't graduate... (94 mins.)
Director: Tom Morris
 
11.
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
The Oogieloves -- Goobie, Zoozie and Toofie -- set out to find five magical balloons that will make their good friend Schluufy's surprise birthday party extra-special. (88 mins.)
Director: Matthew Diamond
 
12.
Just 45 Minutes from Broadway (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
The story involves the Isaacs, a group of theater actors inhabiting a country home in Westchester County... (112 mins.)
Director: Henry Jaglom
 
13.
The Babymakers (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
After failing to get his wife pregnant, a guy (Schneider) recruits his pals to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago. (95 mins.)
 
14.
Crazy Eyes (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Zach is guy for whom the party never ends. But when he meets the girl he nicknames "Crazy Eyes," the inability to have her, combined with family matters, are signs that his idle life might be due for a change. (95 mins.)
Director: Adam Sherman
 
15.
Piranha 3DD (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. (83 mins.)
Director: John Gulager
 
16.
Last Ounce of Courage (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
The son of a fallen soldier, years after his father's death, tries to reconnect with his grandfather, who is still grieving the loss of his child. (101 mins.)
 
17.
About Cherry (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A troubled young woman moves to San Francisco, where she becomes involved in pornography and aligns herself with a cocaine-addicted lawyer. (98 mins.)
Director: Stephen Elliott
 
18.
Soldiers of Fortune (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Wealthy thrill-seekers pay huge premiums to have themselves inserted into military adventures, only this time things don't go exactly to plan. (94 mins.)
 
19.
Branded (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
In future Moscow, where corporate brands have created a disillusioned population, one man's effort to unlock the truth behind the conspiracy will lead to an epic battle with hidden forces that control the world. (106 mins.)
 
20.
The Cold Light of Day (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
After his family is kidnapped during their sailing trip in Spain, a young Wall Street trader is confronted by the people responsible: intelligence agents looking to recover a mysterious briefcase. (93 mins.)
 
21.
ATM (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
On a late night visit to an ATM, three co-workers end up in a desperate fight for their lives when they become trapped by an unknown man. (90 mins.)
Director: David Brooks
 
22.
Hotel Noir (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Los Angeles, 1958: a detective holes up in a downtown hotel awaiting killers to come get him. During... (97 mins.)
 
23.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
As Johnny Blaze hides out in Eastern Europe, he is called upon to stop the devil, who is trying to take human form. (96 mins.)
Director: Neveldine, Taylor
 
24.
One for the Money (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Unemployed and newly-divorced Stephanie Plum lands a job at her cousin's bail-bond business, where her first assignment puts her on the trail of a wanted local cop from her romantic past. (91 mins.)
 
25.
Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Three generations of a French family open up about their sexual experiences and desires after young Romain is caught masturbating in his biology class. (85 mins.)
 
26.
Lay the Favorite (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Ex-private dancer Beth aspires to be a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, when she falls in with Dink, a sports gambler. Sparks fly as she proves to be something of a gambling prodigy--much to the ire of Dink's wife, Tulip. (94 mins.)
Director: Stephen Frears
 
27.
Chernobyl Diaries (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Six tourists hire an extreme tour guide who takes them to the abandoned city Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. During their exploration, they soon discover they are not alone. (86 mins.)
Director: Brad Parker
 
28.
Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
When her adoptive father disappears, Sharon Da Silva is drawn into a strange and terrifying alternate reality that holds answers to the horrific nightmares that have plagued her since childhood. (95 mins.)
 
29.
Mansome (2012 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A documentary that explores the question: In the age of manscaping, metrosexuals, and grooming products galore - what does it mean to be a man? (82 mins.)
Director: Morgan Spurlock
 
30.
Darling Companion (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
The story of a woman who loves her dog more than her husband. And then her husband loses the dog. (103 mins.)
Director: Lawrence Kasdan
 
31.
A Thousand Words (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After stretching the truth on a deal with a spiritual guru, literary agent Jack McCall finds a Bodhi tree on his property. Its appearance holds a valuable lesson on the consequences of every word he speaks. (91 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
 
32.
Red Dawn (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A group of teenagers look to save their town from an invasion of North Korean soldiers. (93 mins.)
Director: Dan Bradley
 
33.
Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Railroad owner Dagny Taggart and steel mogul Henry Rearden search desperately for the inventor of a revolutionary motor as the U.S. government continues to spread its control over the national economy. (111 mins.)
Director: John Putch
 
34.
Jack & Diane (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
Diane's feelings for Jack -- the girl she met over the summer -- begin to manifest themselves in terrifying ways when she learns that her friend will soon be moving away. (110 mins.)
 
35.
Playing for Keeps (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A former sports star who's fallen on hard times starts coaching his son's soccer team as a way to get his life together. His attempts to become an adult are met with challenges from the attractive soccer moms who pursue him at every turn. (105 mins.)
 
36.
Alex Cross (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A homicide detective is pushed to the brink of his moral and physical limits as he tangles with a ferociously skilled hired killer who specializes in torture and pain. (101 mins.)
Director: Rob Cohen
 
37.
House at the End of the Street (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
After moving with her mother to a small town, a teenager finds that an accident happened in the house at the end of the street. Things get more complicated when she befriends a boy who was the only survivor of the accident. (101 mins.)
Director: Mark Tonderai
 
38.
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
It has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witness strange events in their neighborhood when a woman and a mysterious child move in. (88 mins.)
 
39.
Why Stop Now? (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When a college piano prodigy tries to check his mother into rehab, he is taken hostage by her drug dealer and swept along on a wild adventure. (85 mins.)
 
40.
Madea's Witness Protection (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A Wall Street investment banker who has been set up as the linchpin of his company's mob-backed Ponzi scheme is relocated with his family to Aunt Madea's southern home. (114 mins.)
Director: Tyler Perry
 
41.
What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Follows the lives of five interconnected couples as they experience the thrills and surprises of having a baby, and realize that no matter what you plan for, life does not always deliver what is expected. (110 mins.)
Director: Kirk Jones
 
42.
The Watch (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Four men who form a neighborhood watch group as a way to get out of their day-to-day family routines find themselves defending the Earth from an alien invasion. (102 mins.)
Director: Akiva Schaffer
 
43.
Goats (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
As Ellis prepares to leave Tucson for his freshman year at an East Coast prep school, he also faces separating from his flaky, new age mother and the only real father he has ever known: Goat Man. (94 mins.)
 
44.
Gone (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A woman is convinced her kidnapper has returned when her sister goes missing. (94 mins.)
Director: Heitor Dhalia
 
45.
Girl in Progress (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
As single mom Grace juggles work, bills, and her affair with a married doctor, her daughter, Ansiedad, plots a shortcut to adulthood after finding inspiration in the coming-of-age stories she's reading for school. (93 mins.)
Director: Patricia Riggen
 
46.
Cheerful Weather for the Wedding (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
A young woman frets upstairs in her family's country manor on her wedding day, fearful she's about to marry the wrong man. Downstairs, both her fiancé and her former lover grow increasingly anxious. (89 mins.)
Director: Donald Rice
 
47.
Bel Ami (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A chronicle of a young man's rise to power in Paris via his manipulation of the city's wealthiest and most influential women. (102 mins.)
 
48.
Lola Versus (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Dumped by her boyfriend just three weeks before their wedding, Lola enlists her close friends for a series of adventures she hopes will help her come to terms with approaching 30 as a single woman. (87 mins.)
Director: Daryl Wein
 
49.
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Perseus braves the treacherous underworld to rescue his father, Zeus, captured by his son, Ares, and brother Hades who unleash the ancient Titans upon the world. (99 mins.)
 
50.
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Alice fights alongside a resistance movement to regain her freedom from an Umbrella Corporation testing facility. (96 mins.)
 
51.
Battleship (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. (131 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg