The 25 Best Seinfeld Episodes of All Time -Z

In my opinion, the second best television series to ever be witnessed, Seinfeld composes some of the most memorable and astonishing episodes of all time. Here are my twenty-five personal favorite Seinfeld episodes season 1-9. (BTW best show is The Simpsons)
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1.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.3/10 X  
George starts dating a woman who (told by Jerry) thinks George is a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. (22 mins.)
“ A hole in one, huh? ” - zkubersk
 
2.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Puffy Shirt (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. (22 mins.)
“ But I don't wanna be a pirate! ” - zkubersk
 
3.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Contest (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.6/10 X  
After George's mother catches him alone in a somewhat embarrassing situation, Jerry, George, Elaine... (22 mins.)
“ But... are you still Master of your domain? ” - zkubersk
 
4.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Soup Nazi (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.6/10 X  
A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway. (22 mins.)
“ No Soup For You! ” - zkubersk
 
5.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Boyfriend: Part 1 (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
In the first hour-long episode, Jerry hooks up with Keith Hernandez at the gym. He tries to meet with... (22 mins.)
“ That is one magic loogey! ” - zkubersk
 
6.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Boyfriend: Part 2 (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Jerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. The unemployed George Constanza schemes to collect unemployment checks, while the illustrated JFK "second spitter theory" is further investigated. (22 mins.)
“ I'll drive you to the airport. ” - zkubersk
 
7.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pez Dispenser (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
In this episode, Kramer joins the Polar Bears and Jerry obsesses over a hard to load Pez Dispenser. While George struggles to get "hand" from his pianist girlfriend whose concert is ruined due to Elaine's, "Pez induced laughter." (22 mins.)
 
8.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Merv Griffin Show (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.1/10 X  
George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's new girlfriend has a toy collection. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of the Merv Griffin Show in his apartment. (22 mins.)
“ Two animal acts in the same show? What is this amateur hour? ” - zkubersk
 
9.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Bubble Boy (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
George and Susan invite Jerry, his girlfriend Naomi, Elaine and Kramer to spend the weekend at her parents' cabin upstate... (22 mins.)
“ I'm sorry the answer we were looking for was "Moops." ” - zkubersk
 
10.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Parking Garage (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
The four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked. (22 mins.)
“ I can't carry a pen... I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum. ” - zkubersk
 
11.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Chinese Restaurant (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Jerry, George and Elaine wait for a table at a Chinese restaurant. (22 mins.)
“ Seinfeld!.. Four! ” - zkubersk
 
12.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Red Dot (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater. (22 mins.)
“ I never feel comfortable in the woman's department. I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a dress. ” - zkubersk
 
13.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Opera (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder. (22 mins.)
“ I like to encourage intruders. ” - zkubersk
 
14.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pilot (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
"Jerry"'s pilot finally airs. Elaine avoids the romantic pursue of Dalrymple. (22 mins.)
“ Did he just steal the raisins? ” - zkubersk
 
15.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Mango (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
Elaine makes a startling confession. (22 mins.)
“ Oh that Meryl Streep. She's such a phoney baloney! ” - zkubersk
 
16.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Cheever Letters (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down. (22 mins.)
“ Cherish the cabin. ” - zkubersk
 
17.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Muffin Tops (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
Elaine opens a new bakery that sells only the tops of the muffins. (22 mins.)
“ All right, I'm going to need a clean 8 ounce glass. ” - zkubersk
 
18.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Junior Mint (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Elaine's ex-boyfriend is recovering in the hospital and has surgery. The gang goes to visit. Kramer... (22 mins.)
“ Mulva? ” - zkubersk
 
19.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Movie (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Jerry does a set at a comedy club, then goes to meet George, Elaine, and Kramer afterward to see a screening of Checkmate. However, a simple miscommunication causes the four to keep missing each other at two different theaters. (22 mins.)
“ No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films. ” - zkubersk
 
20.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Fire (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
George dates a woman who has a son. She invites him to her son's birthday party. While at the party... (22 mins.)
“ Yeah, I'm Batman. ” - zkubersk
 
21.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Phone Message (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
George leaves several awkward messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, then decides to steal the tape. (22 mins.)
“ I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it. ” - zkubersk
 
22.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pick (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
George has decided he's made a terrible mistake in breaking up with Susan. He moans and groans and is generally driving everybody crazy... (22 mins.)
“ Was it a scratch or a pick? ” - zkubersk
 
23.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Pen (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of his father. Jerry gets into an argument with a neighbor of his parents over an "astronaut pen." (22 mins.)
“ This is an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. They use this in space. ” - zkubersk
 
24.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Nose Job (1991)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer. (22 mins.)
“ I'm going straight to hell. ” - zkubersk
 
25.
Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Calzone (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 9.0/10 X  
George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets... (22 mins.)
“ I am never putting on another piece of clothing unless it's straight out of the dryer. ” - zkubersk