The 25 Best Seinfeld Episodes of All Time -Z

by zkubersk | created - 20 Sep 2013 | updated - 20 Sep 2013 | Public

In my opinion, the second best television series to ever be witnessed, Seinfeld composes some of the most memorable and astonishing episodes of all time. Here are my twenty-five personal favorite Seinfeld episodes season 1-9. (BTW best show is The Simpsons)

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1. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

9.3
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George starts dating a woman who (told by Jerry) thinks George is a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 2,134

A hole in one, huh?

2. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Puffy Shirt (1993)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

9.0
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Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,772

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

3. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Contest (1992)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

9.6
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George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching George performing a personal act; the gang partakes in a contest of self-denial.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 3,469

But... are you still Master of your domain?

4. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Soup Nazi (1995)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

9.6
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A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.

Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 3,055

No Soup For You!

5. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Boyfriend Part 1 (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.9
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Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression, but after being introduced to Elaine, Keith breaks his date with Jerry to make one with her.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,750

That is one magic loogey!

6. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Boyfriend Part 2 (1992)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.8
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Jerry becomes increasingly jealous of Elaine's relationship with Keith Hernandez. The unemployed George Constanza schemes to collect unemployment checks, while the illustrated JFK "second spitter theory" is further investigated.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,353

I'll drive you to the airport.

7. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Pez Dispenser (1992)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.6
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Jerry's Pez dispenser makes Elaine laugh during George's girlfriend's piano recital and puts their relationship in jeopardy; Kramer joins the Polar Bear Club.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,333

8. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Merv Griffin Show (1997)

TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy

9.2
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George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's new girlfriend has a toy collection. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of the Merv Griffin Show in his apartment.

Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,769

Two animal acts in the same show? What is this amateur hour?

9. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Bubble Boy (1992)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.9
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On their way to the family cabin, George and Susan visit a boy who lives in a bubble; Kramer and Naomi start a fire that ends up burning down the cabin.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,830

I'm sorry the answer we were looking for was "Moops."

10. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Parking Garage (1991)

PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.9
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The four get stuck in a parking garage for hours when they forget where they parked.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,857

I can't carry a pen... I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

11. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Chinese Restaurant (1991)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.8
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Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before seeing "Plan 9 From Outer Space," but circumstances at the eatery make them miss the movie.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,792

Seinfeld!.. Four!

12. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Red Dot (1991)

PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.5
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George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,335

I never feel comfortable in the woman's department. I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a dress.

13. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Opera (1992)

PG | 30 min | Comedy

8.3
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Elaine unknowingly is dating Crazy Joe Davola, who has just left a threatening message on Jerry's recorder.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,211

I like to encourage intruders.

14. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Pilot (1993)

TV-PG | 45 min | Comedy

8.8
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"Jerry," the television pilot, gets cast and finally airs. Elaine tries to discourage Dalrymple's romantic pursuit.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,301

Did he just steal the raisins?

15. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Mango (1993)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.7
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Elaine makes a startling confession.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,275

Oh that Meryl Streep. She's such a phoney baloney!

16. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Cheever Letters (1992)

PG | 30 min | Comedy

8.6
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Jerry offends Elaine's assistant. Kramer makes a contact for Cuban cigars. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,227

Cherish the cabin.

17. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Muffin Tops (1997)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.7
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Elaine opens a new bakery that sells only the tops of the muffins.

Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,112

All right, I'm going to need a clean 8 ounce glass.

18. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Junior Mint (1993)

TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.9
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Elaine decides to visit her former boyfriend, who is in the hospital for a serious operation; Jeamer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry had a date with a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,645

Mulva?

19. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Movie (1993)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.3
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Jerry does a set at a comedy club, then goes to meet George, Elaine, and Kramer afterward to see a screening of Checkmate. However, a simple miscommunication causes the four to keep missing each other at two different theaters.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,158

No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films.

20. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Fire (1994)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.8
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George dates a woman who has a son. She invites him to her son's birthday party. While at the party, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. George screams "FIRE!!!" and knocks down the kids and ... See full summary »

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,266

Yeah, I'm Batman.

21. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Phone Message (1991)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.6
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George leaves several awkward messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, then decides to steal the tape.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,527

I have no patience for lactose. And I won't stand for it.

22. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Pick (1992)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

8.6
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George has decided he's made a terrible mistake in breaking up with Susan. He moans and groans and is generally driving everybody crazy. Against everyone's advice he decides to tell her he ... See full summary »

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,248

Was it a scratch or a pick?

23. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Pen (1991)

PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.4
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Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of his father. Jerry gets into an argument with a neighbor of his parents over an "astronaut pen."

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,388

This is an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. They use this in space.

24. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Nose Job (1991)

PG | 22 min | Comedy

8.2
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Jerry dates a vacuous actress and struggles with overcoming his sexual desire for her. George dates a woman with a large nose, who decides to get a nose job after a careless comment from Kramer.

Director: Tom Cherones | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,295

I'm going straight to hell.

25. Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Episode: The Calzone (1996)

PG | 23 min | Comedy

9.0
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George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks... See full summary »

Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander

Votes: 1,418

I am never putting on another piece of clothing unless it's straight out of the dryer.