Best of the Worst (Red Letter Media)

Movies reviewed by Red Letter Media crew in Best of the Worst.
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1.
Russian Terminator (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
When a high-ranking government official's daughter's boyfriend is kidnapped, it's up to Mark Robinson and Phil Davids to find the shadowy organization responsible and bring them to justice. (87 mins.)
Director: Mats Helge
 
2.
Ninja Vengeance (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.1/10 X  
After he witnesses the death of a black law student, Chris, an American ninja, decides to clean little redneck town from the Ku Klux Klan.
Director: Karl Armstrong
 
3.
Never Too Young to Die (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son - a high school gymnast - teams up with his dad's attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him and now plans a major terrorist attack. (97 mins.)
Director: Gil Bettman
 
4.
I guerrieri dell'anno 2072 (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
In 2072 Rome, Italy, the ruthless CEO of a TV network plots to stage a modern series of gladiator games for ratings while one 'contenstant' learns of a conspiracy behind the true nature of the results. (89 mins.)
Director: Lucio Fulci
 
5.
Exterminator 2 (1984)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
The flamethrower-wielding vigilante John Eastland returns to rid New York of a drug lord and his gang. (89 mins.)
Director: Mark Buntzman
 
6.
The Aftermath (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
Two astronauts return to earth ("a few miles off the coast of Los Angeles") to find that it has been destroyed by nuclear war... (95 mins.)
Director: Steve Barkett
 
7.
The Killer Eye (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
A mad scientist's experiment goes awry, turning a dead homeless man's eyeball into a giant killing machine that has an insatiable appetite for young women. (72 mins.)
Director: Richard Chasen
 
8.
They Bite (1996)
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Sea creatures come to shore and attack and mate with humans. (98 mins.)
Director: Brett Piper
 
9.
Xtro (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A man who was abducted by aliens returns to his family three years later, but his presence affects them negatively. (81 mins.)
 
10.
Deadly Prey (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A group of sadistic mercenaries kidnap people off the streets and set them loose on the grounds of their secret camp, so the "students" at the camp can learn how to track down and kill their prey. (88 mins.)
Director: David A. Prior
 
11.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
In Molokai, two undercover drug enforcement agents are after a vicious drug kingpin, but on the way, they will also have to deal with a contaminated giant python. (96 mins.)
Director: Andy Sidaris
 
12.
Miami Connection (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade. (83 mins.)
Director: Richard Park
 
13.
The Vindicator (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
An employee of a secret company operation becomes the victim of the company's special weapons project... (93 mins.)
 
14.
Cyber Tracker (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Eric is a secret agent currently working as security guard for senator Dilly. The senator is the main... (91 mins.)
Director: Richard Pepin
 
15.
Robot Jox (1989)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
It is post-World War III. War is outlawed. In its place, are matches between large Robots called Robot Jox... (85 mins.)
Director: Stuart Gordon
 
16.
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
Robotic Officer Tactical Operation Research. A prototype robot intended for crime combat escapes from... (90 mins.)
Director: Cullen Blaine
 
17.
Playing Dangerous (1995)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A young scientific whiz (Mikey LeBeau) virtually single-handedly defeats corporate mercernaries who... (86 mins.)
Director: Lawrence Lanoff
 
18.
Shapeshifter (1999)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Alex Brown inherits the awesome task of saving his ex-secret agent parents and protecting the planet... (95 mins.)
 
19.
Thunderpants (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut. (87 mins.)
Director: Pete Hewitt
 
20.
V-World Matrix (1999 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
(78 mins.)
Director: Ron Ford
 
21.
The Amazing Bulk (2012 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  
Hannah, an ambitious young woman and her father's company struggle to develop a super human serum designed... (76 mins.)
 
22.
Gymkata (1985)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
An American gymnast travels to a foreign country to compete in a deadly game not won by anyone other than a native in more than 900 years. (90 mins.)
Director: Robert Clouse
 
23.
Bloody Birthday (1981)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Lacking consciences because they were born during a solar eclipse, a trio of 10-year-olds embark on an indiscriminate killing spree. (85 mins.)
Director: Ed Hunt
 
24.
Criminally Insane 2 (1987)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A mental hospital, faced with a severe decrease in funding, is forced to release mass-murderer Ethel Janowski into a halfway house... (70 mins.)
Director: Nick Philips
 
25.
Wheeler (1975)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A drifter/hitman is hired by a local business man to kidnap the local oil baron. The hitman had been reared in squalor... (89 mins.)
“ a.k.a. Psycho from Texas
a.k.a. Evil + Hate = Killer
a.k.a. The Butcher
a.k.a. The Hurting
a.k.a. The Mama's Boy ” - scagboy
 
26.
Nightbeast (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A creature from outer space crash lands in a small town and starts killing people. (80 mins.)
Director: Don Dohler
 
27.
Trick or Treat (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Sammi Curr was a famous, devil-worshiping rock star who died under mysterious circumstances. Now he wants to come back to life. Doing so requires possessing radio wave & automobiles and making a few human sacrifices. (98 mins.)
 
28.
Skull Forest (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Four female friends embark on a weekend camping expedition into the woods. Things go horribly awry when... (74 mins.)
Director: Len Kabasinski