Watch At Your Own Risk

Movies I've seen that have made me want to claw my eyes out.
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1.
Killjoy (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Three youngsters encounter an evil clown. (72 mins.)
Director: Craig Ross
“ What to say? ..this movie is rubbish, the acting is dire in the worst way possible, the character of Killjoy is ridiculous to the point where you want to scream "who in their right mind put money into this film ..and WHY?". ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
2.
Killjoy 2: Deliverance from Evil (2002 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
En route to a run-down shelter they are set to renovate as community service, a group of juvenile delinquents... (77 mins.)
Director: Tammi Sutton
“ They did indeed make a sequel ..and it's still rubbish, I believe they made a 3rd one too but I never subjected myself to it. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
3.
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
This film is an unbiased look into the rise and fall of late 80's and early 90's rap superstar MC Hammer... (90 mins.)
“ The story of a man who had a fortune ..blew it on nothing worthwhile and lost it all ..that man was MC Hammer and this was the film that followed his rise and fall - It's so bad it needs to be seen to be believed. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
4.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ Based on the first half of L. Ron Hubbard’s novel of the same name it's a movie adaption that was doomed from the start. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
5.
Batman & Robin (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City. (125 mins.)
Director: Joel Schumacher
“ Joel Schumacher is not usually known for quirky almost campy superhero movies but that didn't stop him from taking the reigns of what was easily the worst Batman movie ever ..if not the worst superhero movie to ever grace the big screen. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
6.
House of the Dead (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, and end up getting trapped there because it's been taken over by bloodthirsty zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ House of the Dead was one of the best survival horror / shoot-em up's ever released, it was and gory with buckets of blood and all kinds of twisted messed up monsters ..so you would think the movie of the same name would go for more of the same. In some ways they did ..a bit too much, cutting to low res shots of the video game while a fight or shootout was happening was ridiculous.. it may have sounded clever in pre-production but the results speak for themselves - avoid. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
7.
Doom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Space Marines are sent to investigate strange events at a research facility on Mars but find themselves at the mercy of genetically enhanced killing machines. (105 mins.)
“ Doom another classic video game known for it's uber violence with a license to make something hard hitting that the fans of the game should of been able to embrace ..but again it was a complete disaster. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
8.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran. (98 mins.)
“ Halloween is the film that not only cemented John Carpenter's reputation as a true master of horror it also burned the image of boogeyman Micheal Myers into our minds and into our nightmares.. H: III had no boogyeman ..enough said. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
9.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A reporter investigates a series of murders, dubbed the Spring Break Massacre, which leads to further mayhem. (86 mins.)
Director: John Blanchard
“ Shameless cash-in of the Scary Movie parodies, a mash up of movies like Scream and Friday the 13th that was doomed right from the start. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
10.
Hulk (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers an accident that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry. (138 mins.)
Director: Ang Lee
“ Done wrong in 2003 Hulk was a complete disaster, the wooden acting coupled with yawn inspiring special effects made this memorable for all the wrong reasons. It wasn't until 2008 that the hulk would stomp onto the big screen and completely decimate the memory of what was one of 2003's worst movies. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
11.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ Making a movie for male audiences to drool over is one thing but taking away the iconic catsuit and replacing it with a pair of ripped leather trousers and a matching bra is slap worthy. Halle Berry seemed to be Catwoman in name only and the movie was a financial flop, apparently Halle Berry had fun ..shame the same can't be said for those who bought a cinema ticket. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
12.
The 6th Day (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Futuristic action about a man who meets a clone of himself and stumbles into a grand conspiracy about clones taking over the world. (123 mins.)
“ I'm not sure what was happening in the film but it put me to sleep, not the kind of effect you expect from an Arnie flick. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
13.
Pearl Harbor (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Pearl Harbor follows the story of two best friends, Rafe and Danny, and their love lives as they go off to join the war. (183 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
“ Michael Bay really screwed the pooch on this one, terrible acting combined with millions wasted on visual effects gave birth to what many claim is one of the worst films ever made. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
14.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A cybernetic warrior from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to protect a 19-year old drifter and his future wife from a most advanced robotic assassin and to ensure they both survive a nuclear attack. (109 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Mostow
“ Terminator returns for ..I can't even remember what, the effects were too cheesy and it never seemed to go anywhere. The Terminator and T2: Judgement Day were without a doubt some of the best contributions to Sci-fi cinema ..3 was a forgetful flop. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
15.
Superman Returns (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Superman reappears after a long absence, but is challenged by an old foe who uses Kryptonian technology for world domination. (154 mins.)
Director: Bryan Singer
“ 2006 seemed to be a year for genuinely terrible movies, production studios had too much money to waste and of course that spurred on the birth of this super disaster. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
16.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Depicts the final twelve hours in the life of Jesus of Nazareth, on the day of his crucifixion in Jerusalem. (127 mins.)
Director: Mel Gibson
“ What better way to show your love for Jesus than to beat the living sh#t out of him ..or rather show it in full blown big screen wonder ..this is the film that concreted my distaste for Mel Gibson. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
17.
2012 (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind. (158 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
“ The Neutrinos have mutated ..you don't need to be a Scientist to know what is terribly wrong here. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
18.
RoboCop 3 (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Robocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on "their" land. (104 mins.)
Director: Fred Dekker
“ Robocop and Robocop 2 were classics, they were violent and rough around the edges in all the right places. So when a third film was announced fans instantly got excited ..and they really shouldn't have, this time Robocop could fly and forget Ed209 or Kane ..meet these funky Japanese cyborg ninjas - how about no. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
19.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Three years after he last terrorized his sister, Michael Myers confronts her again, before traveling to Haddonfield to deal with the cast and crew of a reality show which is being broadcast from his old home. (94 mins.)
Director: Rick Rosenthal
“ Being a Halloween fan and a major collector of DVD's especially horror I do indeed have this in my collection ..but I shouldn't and here's why -> Busta Rhymes <- ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
20.
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker. (121 mins.)
Director: Jan de Bont
“ How is this happening again? there isn't a bomb on the bus and if you go over 50 (?) miles per hour it won't go off ..no this time it's a cruise liner ..I don't remember much else which is a good thing ..it means I'm finally removing the memory of this awful movie from my mind. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
21.
Jason X (2001)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Jason Voorhees returns with a new look, a new machete, and his same murderous attitude as he is awakened on a spaceship in the 25th century. (91 mins.)
Director: Jim Isaac
“ I joked with a friend after Jason Goes to Hell that the only place left for him to go after that was space ..little did I know that it was exactly where new line cinema were sending him next. He looked ridiculous ..moved ridiculous and it had not one redeeming quality. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
22.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results. (96 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
“ A video game that had a major following, it had horror and suspense and everything that makes a very memorable gaming experience ..however once it was given to director Uwe Boll the result was yet another poorly executed excuse for a film. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
23.
The Wicker Man (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. (102 mins.)
Director: Neil LaBute
“ The original Wickerman is a tour de force when it comes to everything that makes a horror classic, the remake with Nic Cage even when viewed as the directors cut has none of the magic that made the original so great. The acting from Cage is mediocre at best and thrills might be there but the chills are few and far between. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
24.
Meet the Spartans (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag... (86 mins.)
“ Spoof movies are almost always going to fail on an epic level and Meet the Spartans was one that plummeted so strongly that it's currently located next to the earths core. I watched half a cinema empty and demand their money back, and rightly so. ” - lisatiffanygellar
 
25.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day. (91 mins.)
Director: Steve Carr
“ I know I'm not the only one to ever mistake one film for another and as more and more films copy each other the chances increase - for instance Armageddon and Deep Impact - Bugs and Antz and the list goes on and on. I mistook this for Observe and Report ..needless to say it was boring and not once did it inspire as much as a chuckle. ” - lisatiffanygellar