The Worst Films I've Ever Seen

Unfortunately there are more bad films out there than there are good, I do try to avoid them though, but inevitably some slip through. Here are some terrible films that you should avoid at all costs.
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1.
Pain & Gain (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A trio of bodybuilders in Florida get caught up in an extortion ring and a kidnapping scheme that goes terribly wrong. (129 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
2.
Hell Ride (2008)
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Two rival bikers gangs, the Victors and the Six-Six-Six's, refuel their decades-old rivalry. (84 mins.)
Director: Larry Bishop
 
3.
Skyline (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth. (97 mins.)
 
4.
Megan Is Missing (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Fictional drama based on actual events, about 2 teen-age girls who encounter an internet predator. (85 mins.)
Director: Michael Goi
 
5.
Iron Sky (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018. (93 mins.)
Director: Timo Vuorensola
 
6.
Battleship (2012)
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A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. (131 mins.)
Director: Peter Berg
 
7.
Exam (2009)
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The final eight candidates for a highly desirable corporate job are locked together in an exam room and given a test with one question. It seems simple yet confusing that soon, tensions begin to unravel. (101 mins.)
 
8.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Perseus demigod, son of Zeus, battles the minions of the underworld to stop them from conquering heaven and earth. (106 mins.)
Director: Louis Leterrier
 
9.
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. (91 mins.)
Director: Joseph Guzman
 
10.
Compliance (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
A normal Friday service at a fast food restaurant becomes interrupted by a police officer who claims an employee stole from a customer, but something more sinister is going on. (90 mins.)
Director: Craig Zobel
 
11.
Skew (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
When Simon, Rich, and Eva head out on an eagerly anticipated road trip, they bring along a video camera to record their journey... (83 mins.)
Director: Sevé Schelenz
 
12.
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. (86 mins.)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
 
13.
388 Arletta Avenue (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A young couple find themselves in an unnerving situation with a mysterious stalker. (87 mins.)
Director: Randall Cole
 
14.
Thunderpants (2002)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut. (87 mins.)
Director: Pete Hewitt
 
15.
The Guard (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
An unorthodox Irish policeman with a confrontational personality is partnered with an up-tight F.B.I. agent to investigate an international drug-smuggling ring. (96 mins.)
 
16.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A young woman travels to Texas to collect an inheritance; little does she know that an encounter with a chainsaw-wielding killer is part of the reward. (92 mins.)
Director: John Luessenhop
 
17.
The Experiment (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
26 men are chosen to participate in the roles of guards and prisoners in a psychological study that ultimately spirals out of control. (96 mins.)
 
18.
Grown Ups (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (102 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
19.
Movie 43 (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. (94 mins.)
 
20.
Your Highness (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When Prince Fabious's bride is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous. (102 mins.)
 
21.
A Haunted House (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help. (86 mins.)
Director: Michael Tiddes
 
22.
Just Go with It (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend. (117 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
23.
The Reeds (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A weekend boating party turns into a nightmare for a group of young Londoners when they stumble upon a terrifying secret hidden in the reeds. (86 mins.)
Director: Nick Cohen
 
24.
The Smurfs (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world into New York City. (103 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
 
25.
F (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
A group of teachers must defend themselves from a gang of murderous kids when their school comes under siege after hours. (79 mins.)
 
26.
The Unborn (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A young woman fights the spirit that is slowly taking possession of her. (88 mins.)
Director: David S. Goyer
 
27.
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water. (86 mins.)
Director: Ti West
 
28.
Transformers (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager. (144 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
29.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. (150 mins.)
Director: Michael Bay
 
30.
A Serious Man (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Larry Gopnik, a Midwestern physics teacher, watches his life unravel over multiple sudden incidents. Though seeking meaning and answers amidst his turmoils, he seems to keep sinking. (106 mins.)
 
31.
Penance (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A young mother decides to become a stripper to earn some fast cash only to find her worst nightmares are about to begin. (85 mins.)
Director: Jake Kennedy
 
32.
The Cottage (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central... (92 mins.)
 
33.
Sex Drive (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A high school senior drives cross-country with his best friends to hook up with a babe he met online. (109 mins.)
Director: Sean Anders
 
34.
Superbad (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry. (113 mins.)
Director: Greg Mottola
 
35.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. (113 mins.)
Director: Dennis Dugan
 
36.
Knocked Up (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant. (129 mins.)
Director: Judd Apatow
 
37.
The Family Stone (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
An uptight, conservative, businesswoman accompanies her boyfriend to his eccentric and outgoing family's annual Christmas celebration and finds that she's a fish out of water in their free-spirited way of life. (103 mins.)
Director: Thomas Bezucha
 
38.
Sleeping Beauty (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A haunting portrait of Lucy, a young university student drawn into a mysterious hidden world of unspoken desires. (101 mins.)
Director: Julia Leigh
 
39.
Stan Helsing (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ... (108 mins.)
Director: Bo Zenga
 
40.
The Spirit (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
Rookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City. (103 mins.)
Director: Frank Miller
 
41.
Disaster Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. (87 mins.)
 
42.
White Chicks (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. (109 mins.)
 
43.
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database. (106 mins.)
Director: McG
 
44.
Walkabout (1971)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Two young siblings are stranded in the Australian Outback and are forced to cope on their own. They meet an Australian boy on "walkabout": a ritual separation from his tribe. (100 mins.)
Director: Nicolas Roeg
 
45.
Hard to Kill (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Mason Storm, a 'do it alone' cop, is gunned down at home. The intruders kill his wife, and think they've killed both Mason and his son too... (96 mins.)
Director: Bruce Malmuth
 
46.
Alien Nation (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A few years from now, Earth will have the first contact with an alien civilization. These aliens, known as Newcomers, slowly begin to be integrated into human society after years of quarantine. (91 mins.)
Director: Graham Baker
 
47.
Snuff-Movie (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Boris Arkadin is a horror film maker. His pregnant wife was brutally murdered by a Manson-like gang of hippy psychopaths during the 1960s... (92 mins.)
Director: Bernard Rose
 
48.
Chopping Mall (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Eight teenagers are trapped after hours in a high tech shopping mall and pursued by three murderous security robots out of control. (77 mins.)
Director: Jim Wynorski
 
49.
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. (104 mins.)
 
50.
The Pumpkin Karver (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
It's Halloween in West Minister, and teenager Lynn Starks is attacked by a man wearing a pumpkin face mask in the basement of her house... (90 mins.)
Director: Robert Mann
 
51.
Island of Death (1976)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A couple of perverted and maniac killers get loose on a Greek island. (108 mins.)
Director: Nico Mastorakis
 
52.
U Turn (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A man heading to Vegas to pay off his gambling debt before the Russian mafia kills him, is forced to stop in an Arizona town where everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. (125 mins.)
Director: Oliver Stone
 
53.
Hell Bent (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Set in the modern suburbs of Winnipeg, this bleak and uncompromising drama follows four teenagers as... (83 mins.)
Director: John Kozak
 
54.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist. (118 mins.)
Director: John Boorman