Jay and Shannon's Bunker of B-Movie Bliss

List of movies Shannon and I have seen,in our pursuit to enlighten all those around to joy and laughter that can be found within the wonderful world of B-movies....
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Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are attacked by a group of preppy college kids. (89 mins.)
Director: Eli Craig
“ We need more movies like this....this is the cream dela cream of the genre..we love this little quirky film!!!we think you should give it a try..hell go out and buy this!!!right now!!why are you still reading this??...go buy this film and tell your friends...go watch this movie with your friends!!!highly recommended...If you like the horror/comedy/b-movie genre as much as we do this movie is for you...you wont be disappointed!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Camp Hell (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Evil invades a children's spiritual retreat. (99 mins.)
“ Horrible...the longest most boring 99 mins of our lives!(felt more like 999 mins)...We have a scale on our Bad movies and this one is at the BAD BAD end...I couldn't wait for this to end..I cant explain how incredibly terrible this movie truly is!! ...The name is shockingly accurate cause we both felt as if we were indeed in Hell..Although we did follow the movie to the end...we both feel horribly scarred by the experience...normally a bad movies saving grace is its humor at its self...but this movie took its self sooo seriously that it established its self as nothing more than a sad,torturous,pathetic,tremendously devastating waste of time...in short(too late) IT SUCKED!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Ragin Cajun Redneck Gators (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
When a young woman comes home from college to her redneck family, a mutated new entry to the alligator... (88 mins.)
Director: Griff Furst
“ Just got finished with this one....ahhh Syfy at its horrible B rated best...We liked this one...it was hokey,predictable,funny...laughed out loud at how poor the animation was...wished for more of a Rosemary's Baby ending..but I digress..It was a fun stupid ride Tainted Gator Meat,a Cajun Romeo and Juliet,100 year old feud,peoples heads exploding,and a gator with painted toenails..who can go wrong with a movie like this?? ANSWER: Nobody!! we all win!! ....we had a blast ...Would we watch this one again?? Hell Yes!!!...hell i want to watch it again right now!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Gallowwalkers (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A cursed gunman (Snipes) whose victims come back from the dead recruits a young warrior to help in the fight against a gang of zombies. (90 mins.)
Director: Andrew Goth
“ This movie wasn't that bad...Wesley Snipes looked good as the Gallowwalker...the Location shots were Beautiful(especially in 1080p)...The Costume designer is Bad-Ass...This story is over quick even though it takes a long way to get there..This 90 min movie felt like it took 180 mins to tell(I kept looking at my watch thinking it was later than it was)...no reasoning for some of the things to be going on some major plot points just aren't addressed...it was like an old west version of Priest(which will at some point make it on this list..im sure!!)((well this one does have Diamond Dallas Page..no Karl Urban sorry....ladies!!))...We both liked the movie for what it was worth...I thought the costumes were incredible...Is it worth watching?...Yep we were both pleased...so bring on more Wesley Snipes b-movies and bring on Gallowwalkers 2 ” - lorddarkseid
Skyline (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Strange lights descend on the city of Los Angeles, drawing people outside like moths to a flame where an extraterrestrial force threatens to swallow the entire human population off the face of the Earth. (97 mins.)
“ This movie Shannon and I actually berated in theaters...This easily could have been a syfy classic(cause someone really liked Independence Day!!)...but..No...it had to be first run,big billed,and full priced!!(we didn't even catch the matinee...no it was a full priced night visit)...I wanted to walk out!!I wanted this movie to be over!!!I was contemplating scooping out my eyeballs with sporks...then it was over...the end...not an ending but the end!(thank you Jesus((he was our projectionist))...I was soooo pleased then during the credits the story continued...WHAT!!!!..NOOO!!!!Not more crappy story...its over...NOPE!!...Its like the backers of this film said "OK were done!.. end it here...We cant take any more" and the producers said "but we still have 8 mins left in this crappy movie and we have already paid for this crappy CGI"and they said "Well you better make it fit into the end credits"and the producers said"We'll do!!" and they did...and boy did they........convoluted plots with convoluted plot twists...stupid Humans(I was ready for humanity to die out..give in to the aliens)..stupid aliens..no ending...then an ending in end credits...Having said all of this...its not the worst movie we have seen(see Camp Hell) ...but its close...real close... ” - lorddarkseid
Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. (86 mins.)
“ we were on the bandwagon for this...Yes!!... we helped push this bad movie down everyone's throat...you can blame us...we feel partially responsible and we are willing to take some of the blame!!...but not all!...most of the blame goes to the writer and the actors(come on Tara Reid....you were in Josie and the pussycats!!?? for petes sake!!!(wait..what??)) but we are willing to shoulder some(about this much) of the blame!.... the writing was over the top(which we like) this was a fun stupid movie that you have to turn your brain off during or you start complaining about the cut scenes of out side in an actual rainstorm/then in the car with a water hose spaying all over them..or you,ll complain over the crappy cgi...,or complain at the uselessness of the MIND-NUMBING Exposiotion,or the scenes,or the locations(these are what I complained about!!)...but again a fun stupid movie that just needs to be seen....at least once... then of course you have to start the wait for Sharknado 2....oh yeah baby Its coming!!!....you have been warned!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Sharktopus (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped create it tries to capture/kill it. (89 mins.)
Director: Declan O'Brien
“ there are sooooo many things wrong with this film(its not Eric Roberts!!)...I don't know where to start...this movie was bad... this is why we love these movies...Its not Mr.Eric Roberts...nope!!(Mr Roberts if you want to be in any of our movies...we would love to have you!! just remember to keep us in mind!!)from size changing sharktopus to disappearing tattoos,from scantly clad babes to a hero who can only kill this thing if his shirt is open so we can see his sculpted chest(and the shirt seems a bit too small)....this movie has a lot of bad to be had!!!...we have seen this a number of times...we think this movie has what it takes to be at the top of your b-movie list...Im not saying you should watch it...its still a bad movie...bad acting(not you Mr.Roberts)..bad CGI...bad story...Bad(insert noun here)...but we recommend you give this a once-over so we are not the only ones!! and..... remember were gonna have a test on the Badness of this movie(and..no!!.. the Test does not include Mr.Eric Roberts!!)and this counts for 65% of your grade!!...Study Hard!!!(Mr. Roberts...call us!!) ” - lorddarkseid
Mega Piranha (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida. (92 mins.)
Director: Eric Forsberg
“ Paul Logan,Tiffany and Barry Williams... WOW! what a combination...This movie was a riot all the way through... During the car chase scene, Fitch is seen driving a silver Toyota and a silver Hyundai throughout the chase, although they are supposed to be the same car,along with Diaz's truck changing from a Suburban, to an Explorer.....The High Powered Experimental gun that know one knows how to use is a nerf gun painted black....they are doubling in size every 2 days,they are doubling in size every 36 hours...and of course your phone battery is dead?? Take the battery out and put it in your mouth...your body's electrical charge will give you 15% more power!!!...the story is terrible...almost...no it is as bad as the acting...It was a HOOT!!! Cant say we wouldn't watch it again..cause we own it...It was soooo bad we had to buy it!!! So grab the popcorn or Good Chinese food(as we do)and cue up Mega Piranha...You wont be disappointed...well... you'll be disappointed....but it will make your life seem a little less frustrating.. ” - lorddarkseid
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
There's a crisis in the Florida Everglades as giant pythons are threatening the alligator population. (91 mins.)
Director: Mary Lambert
“ Tiffany vs Debbie Gibson(oh I'm soooo sorry Deborah Gibson)Kathern Joosten(I loved her on Desperate Housewives!!)...A.Martinez..and Mickey Dolenz(playing the Monkee)..Gigantic Crocs ,Red Neck Killing frenzy!!,Gigantic Pythons,80s Teen Idol Cat Fights, explosions... Everybody and I mean Everybody Packing Heat....this movie has it all!!!...Bad Acting,Over the Top story,Bad Acting,Bad CGI,Bad One Liners,and...did i mention the Bad Acting...oh yeah!!... its Bad Acting alright!!....this movie did not take its self seriously(which is awesome!!)there is no seriousness to be found..That's what makes it such fun ride This Movie was AWESOME!!!(if I could make the font bigger to explain to you how awesome it is I would!!)(the word awesome doesn't accurately describe well enough how awesome this movie actually is!!)If you like to watch Bad Movies(like we do!!) this is one is for you..So go...run(don't walk),bike,drive(any mode of conveyance)to that $5 bin inside the local Walmart and pick up this movie...It should be owned and with a line like ...."You Gator-Baiting Bitch!!!" You cant go wrong!!!...!!WOOT!! ” - lorddarkseid
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. (88 mins.)
Director: Ace Hannah
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters. (88 mins.)
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
(87 mins.)
Director: John Shepphird
“ OMG!!!! That Shark Killed Joey Fatone!!!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Splinter (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Trapped in an isolated gas station by a voracious Splinter parasite that transforms its still living victims into deadly hosts, a young couple and an escaped convict must find a way to work together to survive this primal terror. (82 mins.)
Director: Toby Wilkins
“ We Couldn't look at a bag of Cape Code Chips without laughing...we liked this movie...yes its predictable,corny,and yes its hard to cut off your own arm with a box cutter...but we didn't care...we liked this film...and we hope you will give it a try(see we can say nice things about bad b-movies) ” - lorddarkseid
Slither (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
A small town is taken over by an alien plague, turning residents into zombies and all forms of mutant monsters. (95 mins.)
Director: James Gunn
“ Nathan Fillion and Michael Rooker.....nuff said!! ” - lorddarkseid
Alien Opponent (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
The owner of a small-town junkyard offers a cash reward to whomever can kill her uninvited, space-suited... (92 mins.)
Director: Colin Theys
“ This movie has it all!!!!Gigantic Alien Panda(well looks like a panda to me)in space suit,Gun-toting Reverend Rowdy Roddy Pipper,Tomb Raider wannabe,Jeremy London,junkyard war zone,Football and Baseball Players,Karate Masters,Guy finding his daughter then BOOOM!(that was a funny scene)This movie should also be billed as a comedy cause there is nothing....and I mean NOTHING serious to this...we laughed at this from beginning to end...we thought it was great...have watched this many times over...Check this movie out ..you wont me disappointed.... ” - lorddarkseid
Ghost Shark (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
When rednecks on a fishing trip kill a great white shark, its spirit comes back for revenge, and soon turns its sights on the town of Smallport. (87 mins.)
Director: Griff Furst
“ GHOST SHARK!!!!!!GHOST SHARK!!!!!!!!nom nom nom...We sooooo want to write the sequel....PLEASE!!!! are you listening Griff Furst??...are you listening Active Entertainment?? We want a chance to write the next one!!!! is anyone listening??? ” - lorddarkseid
Bunnyman (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
A couple of dimwitted teens get chased by a killer dressed in a bunny suit. (90 mins.)
Director: Carl Lindbergh
“ WOW!!! bad story,bad acting,bad directing,bad production values,hell!..bad everything!!....Maniac in a Bunny Suit...AWESOME!!!!...Maniac in a Bunny Suit with a chainsaw...AWESOME..er!!! I had a Blast with this film...I laughed from beginning to end!I wanted to write the second one(before I knew there was gonna be another one)..I wanted to go rent a Bunny suit and grab the camera and shoot our own....you want to see a bad movie...this one is it...bad movie all awesome!!! ” - lorddarkseid
State of Emergency (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Chaos consumes a small town when a chemical facility explodes releasing a deadly toxin. Moments after the leak... (90 mins.)
Director: Turner Clay
“ We liked this movie...the acting wasn't terrible..the story wasn't the worst we have seen(its one of those people stuck in a building infected outside like dawn of the dead..and so-forth) We laughed at the fact that all of the infected males were shirtless..ahh Im infected where did my shirt go? I think the real problem with this movie was the way it was cut(don't get me wrong.. this is no academy award winner by any stretch of the imagination) but having watched the deleted scenes... there was scenes that needed to be in the movie to move the character development faster but we assume they cut them out to reduce the time to keep it within 90 mins.... ” - lorddarkseid
Blast Vegas (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
Fraternity brothers head to Las Vegas for spring break. One of them steals the sword of Thutmose III from a hotel... (86 mins.)
Director: Jack Perez
Metal Tornado (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
An American company inadvertently unleashes a magnetic vortex on an unprepared world. (90 mins.)
Director: Gordon Yang
Super Shark (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
An offshore drilling accident releases a giant primordial shark. When the shark flies and walks on land... (87 mins.)
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Madison County (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A group of college kids travel to a small, mountain town called Madison County to interview the author... (81 mins.)
Director: Eric England
“ We have saying around the house(well I have a saying) Pigman wants to be your friend... ” - lorddarkseid
Age of Dinosaurs (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Using breakthrough flesh-regeneration technology, a biotech firm creates a set of living dinosaurs.... (88 mins.)
Atlantic Rim (2013 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.7/10 X  
When giant monsters crawl out of the Atlantic Ocean and attack the Eastern Seaboard the US Government is forced to trust a trio of mischievous soldiers, specialized in piloting gigantic robots, to defend America. (85 mins.)
Director: Jared Cohn
“ I saw a review of this film from a reputable website that said(and I quote)This was a good film!! A really good prequel to Pacific Rim!!!... WOW!! That was a good review...but apparently they did not see the same movie we saw!!!David Chokachi from Baywatch Fame, Anthony(trench)Criss(from Naughty By Nature), Graham Greene(Dances With Wolves,Defiance(syfy show that we both have fell in love with))all were in this movie!!... but none could save it...Story was horrible,CGI was worse,they apparently didn't have a large amount of locations to shoot this movie cause we see the same bar from multiple angles and they are suppose to be different places(they get arrested on the right side of the bar with dead bodies around then...oh no missing girl is trapped in a building on fire..same bar(left side)...then we are having drinks and we feel ok at the same place i saved the little girls life from the fire)same bar...then empty field...then air force base...when they would exit their mechs...they were just there(Birdseye camera angle)..at least the Power Rangers Exited their mechs with a jump in fact the entire movie was worse than any of the Super Sentai ...hell all of the CGI was worse than Transformers Beast Wars(1996) and that CGI was in its infancy..in 96 The story wasn't anywhere on target...Predictable!(every action movie cliche)hes reckless sir, but hes the best pilot we got...so let me get this straight...hes a rebellious,hot head ,know-it-all, who cant follow orders,and doesn't need to be in the military...but your going to give him a 600 million dollar robot to pilot then bitch when this rebellious,hothead,know it all,who cant follow orders...doesn't follow orders?? Really!!! the pseudo love triangle in this movie doesn't work..we give these guys a medal for valor but doesn't get into all of the death and destruction that they caused...do you know how long it would take to clean up a downed dead mutant sea creature off the coast...you would have to use the mechs for clean up and that's not what happened they killed the first one and they jumped out of their 50+ foot mechs to congratulate themselves...not to care for the dead or dying but to high-five themselves...now Im a fan of the super alloy robots of television and animation like the Space Giants, Ultraman(which was a man not a robot)the shogun warriors(Mazinga z,Raydeen,Combattra,Getter robo Dragunand etc)...this movie just didn't have it...horrible acting,horrible story,horrible CGI,Horrible Locations...But still not the worst movie we have ever seen...story was bad but jumped quickly to high gear...the characters were not likable...but worked as well as the actors and script would allow...It wasn't a good movie by any stretch of the imagination but it wasn't unwatchable...We have seen worse and I'm sure there will be more of these bad movies to come....Who will watch them?? you ask...We will watch them!!! Because its our lot in life!!! ” - lorddarkseid
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
Survivors escape to a deserted atoll after a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster as it eats fresh delicious women and men. (88 mins.)
ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Life is wonderful for the people in the quiet, island town of Port Gamble....until a zombie virus outbreak! (89 mins.)
Director: Kevin Hamedani
Ghost Storm (2012 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
An action packed chase led by Hal and Ashley to save the people on this small island from a strange electrical storm which is led by angry souls from a mass suicide looking for revenge. (90 mins.)
Director: Paul Ziller
Zombie Apocalypse (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Months after a zombie plague has wiped out 90 percent of the American population, a small group of survivors fight their way cross-country to a rumored refuge on the island of Catalina. (87 mins.)
Director: Nick Lyon
Zombie Women of Satan (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A travelling group of freaks, headed up by Pervo the Clown, go to a rural farm to take part in a webcast... (85 mins.)
“ Pervo the clown..... Do I need to say more?? I mean Pervo the Clown... ” - lorddarkseid
Area 407 (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
Survivors of an airplane crash find themselves within the borders of a government testing area and pursued by predators. (90 mins.)
Battle of Los Angeles (2011 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
In January 1942 US forces engaged an unidentified flying object above Los Angeles. Now almost 70 years later, the alien invaders have returned. (92 mins.)
Director: Mark Atkins
“ to say this movie is a BAD movie isn't a accurate description of how bad this movie actually is...This Mockbuster of Battle:Los Angeles which debuted the Saturday night after the latter's Friday Box-office debut didn't really share anything other than the close proximity in names...this movie owes more to Independence Day than Battle:Los Angeles...the story line on its page says 70 years after World War 2 the aliens have returned...Well that part isn't filmed or if it was... it wasn't in the movie we watched(cause we didnt see it)....it is in the story if you listen close and you'll hear it ...but not before half of the movie...story was chocked full of a lot of sci-fi cliches thrown together to make a movie...which couldn't hold water....horrible writing + Horrible Acting = this Bad movie(and a lot of other bad movies)and bad still doesn't accurately describe the level of bad!!...the characters are just going through the motions like robots,...stupid plot elements,..(of course) bad CGI,...bad sets.....this one was just bad all the way around!!! ...so bad as such we couldn't muster enough moxie to view this again(once was more than enough for us almost bordering on too much!!..)so if you have 91 mins and you have to have your Kel Mitchell fix(I understand...I'm not Judging!!) you should go watch Good Burger(well add 12 mins and you can have your Sinbad fix filled also!!) and remember we are not responsible for the temporary blindness this movie may cause...you've been warned!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Hush (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A young couple on a motorway journey are drawn into a game of cat and mouse with a truck driver following a near accident. (91 mins.)
Director: Mark Tonderai
“ We watched this film on Chiller one Friday Night and didnt know what to expect...British film about a guy just doing his job...got a crappy job(changing posters out at petrol stations)..crappy girl friend(whose cheating on him) cuts a truck off to make his exit,truck gives chase and he sees a woman in the back of the truck bloodied and bound and the comedy of errors starts...his girlfriend goes missing...and away we go...Fast paced with a lot of suspense...corrupt security guards to evil freed hostages this movie kept us on the edge of our seats...it had some laughs..but mostly kept moving right along to progress story..it had something for everybody..the acting was about standard for any horror movie not great not horrible( no Oscar winners here sorry folks)the story was simple and easy to follow there wasn't much to it but that's what you need with this kind of popcorn film...this is one of the better films we've seen...on this list that is...we would watch this again..and we think you should also.... ” - lorddarkseid
Lake Placid 2 (2007 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
In the sequel to the feature film, man-eating crocodiles return to the lake as two males and one aggressive female crocodile, which is protecting her nest, wreak havoc on the locals. (88 mins.)
Director: David Flores
Lake Placid 3 (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
Killer crocodiles and their offspring terrorize residents of a small community. (93 mins.)
Director: G.E. Furst
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter (2012 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
Reba the poacher is back, now an EPA agent. Black Lake is turned into a crocodile sanctuary surrounded by an electric fence... (86 mins.)
Shark Night 3D (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to shark attacks. (90 mins.)
Director: David R. Ellis
BloodRayne (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. (95 mins.)
Director: Uwe Boll
End of the World (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A group of Apocalyptic fanatics must use their knowledge of apocalyptic movies to save the world from a devastating solar flare. (85 mins.)
Robocroc (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A rocket carrying nano robots crash lands shortly after takeoff into a zoo. The bots are released and find their way into a massive crocodile. The croc, now programmed to kill, will target anything and anyone for its next meal. (77 mins.)
Director: Arthur Sinclair
“ Robocroc....What to say about Robocroc..top secret material crash lands in a zoo(probably cause of the lack of good CGI..but I digress)and infects a saltwater croc named Stella...as the infection spread she becomes a Robocroc and goes on a mad(MAD I tell ya!!..)killing spree...first attacking chef who is feeding the crocs while wearing crocs...(irony????)from there Stella escapes...then the comedy ensues...Military guys whom we think are the same six guys through the entire movie..even though she kills about 40 of them...there were not a lot of dull moments in the movie...which seemed to make it go by quickly....there were how ever cheesy pick up lines and dance moves...and funny lines like(quote) "What in a crocs cootch are you doing here!!"( I kid you not)..and the fact that we have to nuke the water park...and all of the death in the waterpark that happens off screen was awesome one of those guys thats dead..is still breathing!!!AWESOME!! ...It wasn't a Bad movie...wait... Its a bad movie!... don't get me wrong ..but it had enough to keep us mildly entertained....there didn't seem to be any urgency to do anything in this movie...stop the croc,evacuate the water park,feed the animals,etc....This movie is at least worth watching...once!!... it made us laugh and should make you too!!...oh and also for those of you playing at home we got the name of the movie used as a line in the movie...what we have here is a Robocroc!!!WOOT!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Shark Swarm (2008 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A fisherman and his family fight to take down a greedy real estate developer who has released toxins into the ocean, turning the area's sharks into bloodthirsty hunters. (167 mins.)
Grizzly Park (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Eight young adults are sent to do community service at Grizzly Park. There, they are hunted by an escaped serial killer along with the animals of the forest. (91 mins.)
Director: Tom Skull
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A troubled young man still mourning the childhood loss of his family now has to deal with his professor being turned into a monster. (85 mins.)
Director: Jon Knautz
All About Evil (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
A mousy librarian inherits her father's beloved but failing old movie house. In order to save the family... (98 mins.)
Director: Joshua Grannell
The Sacred (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
A group of students travel to a remote and sacred Native American patch of land, in order to complete a thesis on Native American Folklore... (93 mins.)
Remains (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
A freak accident turns a bulk of the world's population into lethal flesh-eating zombies. A small and... (88 mins.)
Director: Colin Theys
See No Evil (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
A group of delinquents are sent to clean the Blackwell Hotel. Little do they know reclusive psychopath Jacob Goodnight has holed away in the rotting hotel. When one of the teens is captured, those who remain - a group that includes the cop who put a bullet in Goodnight's head four years ago - band together to survive against the brutal killer. (84 mins.)
Director: Gregory Dark
My Soul to Take (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A serial killer returns to his hometown to stalk seven children who share the same birthday as the date he was allegedly put to rest. (107 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
Zombie Apocalypse: Redemption (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
In a world where zombies outnumber humans 10,000 to one, it is impossible to tell the difference between men and the monsters. (101 mins.)
Director: Ryan Thompson
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A group of college students gets lost in a storm during their snowmobiling trip and takes shelter in an abandoned sanitarium which, unbeknown to them, is home to three deformed cannibals. (93 mins.)
Director: Declan O'Brien
Silent Hill (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
A woman goes in search for her daughter within the confines of a strange, desolate town called Silent Hill. (125 mins.)
Director: Christophe Gans
Trackman (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A perfect bank heist turns deadly when the robbers and their hostages flee to the abandoned underground subway station where they encounter the Trackman, a deformed madman that prowls the darkness. (80 mins.)
Director: Igor Shavlak
“ This is the only movie on this list that we didn't finish....this is sooo close to being the worst movie we have ever seen but ISN'T!!(see Camp Hell)....Russian Horror about Bank robbery and a MANIAC in the train tunnels who kills people and takes their eyes(very much like the killer in 2006 See No Evil..only not as Good(...good???..did I just say that))...why does he take their eyes?...We don't know...no one knows... I don't think the writers know...This movie was horribly Long and drawn out...the main characters have guns, but no one even takes a shot at the killer...this movie was devoid of anything entertaining(and I mean Anything!!)..its 80 mins long(its about 75 mins tooo long!!)and dubbed from Russian to English..I couldn't take it anymore so I shut off the TV right before the ending(we were about 15 mins out had we known we were soooo close to the end we would have stayed the course to the end)....DON"T WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!...Go outside!!,read a book!!,mow the lawn!! do something MORE!...MORE!! entertaining(watching paint dry would be MORE entertaining) ...I wasted my 1 hr:45 mins(it was on chiller)Don't waste yours!! ” - lorddarkseid
Doomsday (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
A futuristic action thriller where a team of people work to prevent a disaster threatening the future of the human race. (108 mins.)
Director: Neil Marshall
Midnight Movie (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A midnight showing of an early 1970's horror movie turns to chaos when the Killer from the movie comes out of the film to attack those in the theater. (82 mins.)
Director: Jack Messitt
Triassic Attack (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
A Native American owner of a kitschy roadside museum accidentally brings to life three dinosaur fossils. Now really annoyed, the giant dinos wreak havoc on the small town and the local university. (84 mins.)
Director: Colin Ferguson
Termination Point (2007 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Top secret government experiments with time travel have been shut down and declared as too dangerous to continue... (89 mins.)
Director: Jason Bourque
“ Termination Point....Jason Priestly and Lou Diamond Phillips travelling through time...This movie wasn't horrible(but..it wouldn't be on this list if it wasn't bad!)..Fast pasted,with a lot going on even if the stuff going didn't always make sense....and you know you have a good bad movie when they use the name of the movie as a line in the movie"no Its Termination Point!!"..(Yep that gets a WOOT!! from us!!) there wasn't a lot to make fun of...except for an over achieving bad guy with two guns..who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and the man in charge saying: "I don't call the shots like that"...but he just told them to shoot them down(that's calling the shots) ...because of the way this movie plays out ...the deaths seems a little unnecessary...we watched it...would we do it again??...no probably not!...it was a movie that just was!!...we will let you decide for yourself!!! ” - lorddarkseid
Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
An epic tale about a group of whale watchers, whose ship breaks down and they get picked up by a whale fisher vessel. The Fishbillies on the vessel has just gone bust, and everything goes out of control. (90 mins.)
Director: Júlíus Kemp
Heatstroke (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Gradually people notice the heat index is rising, and that all life on Earth is at risk, for a hoard of alien dinosaurs want to take over; until a soldier and a ex-model step in to take back planet Earth. (83 mins.)
Director: Andrew Prowse
Tasmanian Devils (2013 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A group of base jumpers travels to a forbidden area to jump of of Devils peak, accidentally disturbing an ancient evil protecting the lands.
Director: Zach Lipovsky
Titanic II (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened "Titanic 2," follows the path of its namesake... (90 mins.)
Director: Shane Van Dyke
The 12 Disasters of Christmas (2012 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
It's Christmas Eve when an ominous dark star appears in the sky; could this star be a sign that Judgment Day is near... (90 mins.)
Sinister (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Washed-up true-crime writer Ellison Oswalt finds a box of super 8 home movies that suggest the murder he is currently researching is the work of a serial killer whose work dates back to the 1960s. (110 mins.)
“ yes I know we don't get many first run movies here at the bunker...But if you have seen the film you know why its here...this movie was written after a nightmare the writer had after viewing The Ring...you can tell(i said this to Shannon when we watched it)((it reminded me of the ring only no crawling out of the television)) ...on the sinister page someone says the best horror movie in 10 years...that's a bit of a stretch...story wasn't as predicable as some of the other movies we watch...but the characters were...how many times are we gonna watch a man possessed with finding the truth that he completely ignores his family and himself...I like Ethan Hawke but all of the characters in this movie seemed a bit 1 dimensional and transparent...story does give a few twist and turns and we liked the ending...but alas it still made it on this little list of ours(yes!!..this is not truly a b-movie!... we know this... but we did see this together(which is why we started the list originally..) made some funny comments and gags during the movie.... so here it is)..we watched this once...we don't think the story is strong enough to watch it more than once...but if your a fan of the horror genre then we recommend you give this a once-over...we don't think you'll be disappointed... ” - lorddarkseid
Bigfoot (2012 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.8/10 X  
1970's pop culture icons Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams face off in the hunt for the legendary mountain creature. (89 mins.)
Director: Bruce Davison
Days of Darkness (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Humanity makes its last stand as zombies emerge to take over the world in this cinematic tale of gore and chaos. (89 mins.)
Director: Jake Kennedy
Silent Scream (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.9/10 X  
Set in the deep freeze of a northern Michigan winter, when a group of college students volunteer to assist their psychology professor with his research, their weekend retreat turns into a nightmare. (90 mins.)
Killer Mountain (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
A group of mountain climbers disappears while climbing the Himalayas in the 1950s. In the present, another group takes the same route and also disappears. A shady rich man hires a professional mountaineer and some scientists to find them. (85 mins.)
Director: Sheldon Wilson
Snow Beast (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
People disappear every year out in the Canadian wilderness - however, this year is different. This year something is increasing the body count... (88 mins.)
Director: Brian Brough
Snakehead Terror (2004 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A small town, desperate to recover from hard economic times, is under threat when voracious Snakehead... (92 mins.)
Director: Paul Ziller
Croc (2007 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  
A huge man-eating crocodile terrorizes people near Krabi, Thailand. Michael Madsen plays a hunter stalking the beast, while a local tries to blame a foreign crocodile-farm owner for the crocodile's rampage. (100 mins.)
Director: Stewart Raffill
“ We watched this movie....yeah.....we watched this...We tried very hard to find any redeeming or anything remotely entertaining about this movie....unfortunately there just wasn't much to work with...it was overly predictable,most of the plot seemed overly pointless and irrelevant to the main context of the movie.you had a whole story centered around a guy who ran an animal park who was trying to keep it from a rich man trying very hard to shut down the animal park to tear it down and build new housing..but this story gets lost somewhere in the middle..after the middle we start to focus on the croc more and more and less an less on the animal park...this movie felt very much like two different movies smashed together to make on big movie...the acting was sometimes unwatchable...you gotta love a line like: Kid: "I'm not gonna get out of the water,Father: Go no then let the croc eat him!!"CRUNCH!!SCREAM(croc ate him!!) (lol that was the best part of the movie!!)..very non suspense filled....I did like all of the floating body parts left in the pool...who knew crocs were sooo wasteful with their food...don't they realize there are staving crocs here in america that would be happy to have just the scraps....the movie wasn't horrible...but many have done more with less...so if there is nothing on TV and you need SOMETHING on...here's your movie... ” - lorddarkseid
Ice Road Terror (2011 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
Two truckers driving across frozen Alaskan rivers to deliver equipment to a remote diamond mine, encounter a long-dormant prehistoric creature on the frozen ice. (86 mins.)
Director: Terry Ingram
Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
When a group of friends fail to lower the ladder of their boat, they find themselves stranded in the surrounding waters and struggle to survive. (95 mins.)
Director: Hans Horn
8213: Gacy House (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.2/10 X  
A group of paranormal investigators enter the abandoned home of pedophile and serial killer John Gacy... (91 mins.)
Supergator (2007 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Scott Kinney is an American geologist monitoring a local volcano when the Supergator, a prehistoric... (87 mins.)
Director: Brian Clyde
The Thing (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
At an Antarctica research site, the discovery of an alien craft leads to a confrontation between graduate student Kate Lloyd and scientist Dr. Sander Halvorson. (103 mins.)
Night of the Living Dead: Resurrection (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
The deceased have risen with the instinct to feed on the living as a family is trapped during a zombie apocalypse. Wales. Based on George A. Romero's classic "Night of the Living Dead". (86 mins.)
Director: James Plumb
Mimesis (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A group of horror fans find themselves unwilling participants in a nightmarish role playing game that pays homage to a classic horror film. (95 mins.)
Director: Douglas Schulze
Dragon Wasps (2012 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
A scientist enlists the help of the US army to investigate the mysterious disappearance of her father... (80 mins.)
Director: Joe Knee
Deadline (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A screenwriter who travels to an abandoned house to finish a script on time, but a series of strange events lead her to a psychological breakdown. (85 mins.)
Director: Sean McConville
Ice Twisters (2009 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Charlie Price, a former scientist turned science fiction author, starts living one of his novels when the Federal Science Foundation's weather experiments escape control and turn disastrous. (86 mins.)
Stonehenge Apocalypse (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
When a group of archaeologists dig up a human skeleton near the historical monument of STONEHENGE, an... (90 mins.)
Director: Paul Ziller
Ice Quake (2010 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Beneath the Alaskan landscape, the melting permafrost is about to drastically alter the tranquil scenery... (91 mins.)
Director: Paul Ziller
The Lodge (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A young couple's weekend getaway at a secluded mountain ranch becomes an unfathomable nightmare when they discover the truth about the caretaker. (83 mins.)
MegaFault (2009 TV Movie)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  
When miner Charley 'Boomer' Baxter sets off a series of massive mining detonations in West Virginia... (90 mins.)
The Dead (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
An American mercenary, the sole survivor of a plane crash, has to run the gauntlet across Africa, battling with the living dead. (105 mins.)
Dead Season (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
When a worldwide viral outbreak leads to a plague of zombies scouring the earth for the living, two... (85 mins.)
Director: Adam Deyoe
Insidious (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further. (103 mins.)
Director: James Wan
Damned by Dawn (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
During a violent thunderstorm, a family is awoken by piercing shrieks which summon the dead to rise again... (81 mins.)
Director: Brett Anstey
The Rage (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A crazed scientist experimenting with a rage virus on innocent victims in a laboratory in the woods. When his monstrous subjects escape and vultures devour their remains, they became mutations seeking to feed on humans. (85 mins.)
Director: Robert Kurtzman
House Hunting (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Two families looking for a new home go to an open house, but when they find a girl with no tongue they soon discover they can't leave. (102 mins.)
Director: Eric Hurt
Godzilla (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A giant, reptilian monster surfaces, leaving destruction in its wake. To stop the monster (and its babies), an earthworm scientist, his reporter ex-girlfriend, and other unlikely heroes team up to save their city. (139 mins.)
Director: Roland Emmerich
The Devil's Ground (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
While traveling from California to Bangor through a lonely road, Carrie Mitchel is advised by the gas... (89 mins.)
Director: Micheal Bafaro
Pig Hunt (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
When John takes his San Francisco friends to his deceased uncle's remote ranch to hunt wild pigs, it seems like a typical guys weekend with guns... (99 mins.)
Director: James Isaac
The Lost (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Hanging out at some campgrounds one nice summer day, 19-year-old Ray Pye decides to murder two young women... (119 mins.)
Director: Chris Sivertson
Humans vs Zombies (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Dark Comedy and Horror unite in this satirical thriller based on the "Live Action Role-Playing" game of the same name... (93 mins.)
Director: Brian T. Jaynes
Aaah! Zombies!! (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Turning the zombie film on its head, this film is an oddball comedy from the perspective of the brain munching monsters themselves. (90 mins.)
Director: Matthew Kohnen
Caught Inside (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
Surfing charters are meant to be a trip to Paradise. With six male surfers stuck on a boat, there's bound to be some friction... (93 mins.)
Director: Adam Blaiklock
Grey Skies (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
A group of old college friends reunite to relive their glory days by renting a beautiful cabin in the woods... (83 mins.)
Director: Kai Blackwood
Atrocious (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Two teenage siblings endure a terrifying experience while investigating a rural legend near their family's vacation home. (75 mins.)
“ Well the movie was aptly named....Atrocious!!!( I cant believe we stayed up till 3am to finish this!!!) Wow!...its in the vein of all of the first person camera movies...like Paranormal Activity,and Paranormal Entity...which all came about from the Blair Witch project...but not nearly as entertaining...but I digress...Not really sure what we watched...It was atrocious!!! This movie would have been creepier(but not entertaining) if we had watched it in the dark...but we were not that lucky...locations sucked,acting sucked,direction sucked,story sucked,hell even the dubbing sucked(dubbed from Spanish the English) ...there wasn't much to this movie..the brother and sister didn't seem like brother and sister they seemed more like boyfriend and girlfriend....It didn't keep my attention sooo I got up and did the dishes while it was on..(Yes I chose doing chores over paying close attention to a crappy movie)...by the end of the movie you couldn't care any less about the characters or story.... all you wanted is for all of the characters to die...just so the movie would end..and additionally put an end to our suffering .. ” - lorddarkseid
The House of the Devil (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
During a night of 1983 with full lunar eclipse, Samantha Hughes takes a babysitting job surrounded by mysterious circumstances before she finds out her client's terrifying secret. (95 mins.)
Director: Ti West
Beneath (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
Six high school seniors celebrating with day's excursion find themselves on rowboat attacked by man-eating fish and must decide who must be sacrificed as they fight their way back to shore. (90 mins.)
Director: Larry Fessenden
“ Wow this is no.100...Woot!! This is a movie about people on a boat,getting attacked by a gigantic catfish(well I think it looks like a catfish) This movie has Mackenzie Rosman(Ruthie Camden from 7th heaven)and she couldn't save this movie...mainly because she dies 27 mins into it...That's where the story really begins.....No not really...stupid kids making stupid mistakes...zeek the geek has our vote..fins down!! watch the movie you'll understand...Chiller is really pushing this movie hardcore...our only thought on this is they are really trying to recup the money spent to make this movie...they have shown this movie like 3 times and one more this week...we will give them credit the fish does move great...but there isn't really a story...car ride then we are on a boat now we are stuck...the characters are not likable about 30 mins into this film and now we are rooting for the catfish!!! not much to more to say about this sad...sad ...movie...watch this movie at your own risk ” - lorddarkseid
Vamperifica (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
A clueless, flamboyant college kid discovers that the soul of a great vampire king resides within him. Now he must choose between his friends and his destiny. (99 mins.)
Director: Bruce Ornstein
“ This is how Directvs guide describes this movie: A clueless, flamboyant college kid discovers that the soul of a great vampire king resides within him.....I don't think they have a clue!!! in fact I know they do not!!! We sat through this film...the story and the acting was horrible..who knew a movie about a gay vampire could be soooo horrible(now we know!!)I feel as if.... they(the writers)were trying for a John Waters kinda feel...they were horribly going in the wrong direction(felt more like a train wreck)(I think with a writer/director like John Waters and the comedy/campyness turned up to 11 this could be a fun film..but..this one is NOT!! NOT!! I tell you!!)...none of the characters were likable.. especially the main character Carmen(I was hoping for Buffy to pop out of a closet and stake him....) There's another 2 hours we wont be getting back(yes!!..we watched this on chiller)((bad movie date night!!!))I don't think I can say anything else about this SAD!! SAD!! SAD!!! movie(wow at least Beneath no.99 on our list only got 2 sads and the review is like half the size!!)...if you like and want to see a bad movie about a unlikable gay vampire and his unlikable friends and his unlikable story...we recommend you go watch any part of the twilight saga(WAIT!!..WHAT AM I SAYING!!!...we DON'T(caps on for effect) recommend you watch the twilight saga either)strike that we recommend you go do something else all together..go to the gym,visit the comic book store(i like that one)go out to eat with friends,rearrange your sock drawer,clean the lint from the lint tray,maybe write your own unlikable gay vampire screenplay...It cant possibly be as unlikable as this movie!!!(I did come up with something else to say and I think I'm being too polite!!)whatever you do just stay away from this movie(remember we are professionals)...as always you've been warned!! ” - lorddarkseid