Worst Films of 2004

2004 had a lot of fart boxes and this list will address them. These films were panned by critics, flopped at the box office, was awarded or nominated for the Raspberry Award, and had a low rating from Rotten Tomatoes.com between 0-30% no more. The percentage will be displayed below the title. Here they are the worst film of 2004. Enjoy!
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1.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ 0%
WOW! I'm amazed at how horrible this movie is. ” - christophershobris
 
2.
Twisted (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
Jessica, whose father killed her mother and committed suicide, is a police officer. While investigating a murder, she finds herself in the center of her own investigation, when her former lovers start being murdered. (97 mins.)
Director: Philip Kaufman
“ 1%
The only thing that's twisted is how twisted this twisted film is twisted to be such a horribly twisted movie. That is so twisted. ” - christophershobris
 
3.
The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Jimmy the Tulip's (Willis) quiet new life is shaken up by his old pal Oz (Perry), whose wife (Henstridge) has been kidnapped by a Hungarian mob. The Tulip and his wife Jill (Peet) spring into action. (98 mins.)
Director: Howard Deutch
“ 4% ” - christophershobris
 
4.
My Baby's Daddy (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
A trio of young men (Griffin, Anderson, and Imperioli) are forced to grow up quick when their girlfriends all become pregnant around the same time. (86 mins.)
Director: Cheryl Dunye
“ 4% ” - christophershobris
 
5.
The Cookout (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.6/10 X  
When Todd Anderson signs a $30 million deal with his hometown team, the New Jersey Nets, he knows that his life is set for a big change... (97 mins.)
Director: Lance Rivera
“ 5% ” - christophershobris
 
6.
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
With their daughter away, the Kranks decide to skip Christmas altogether until she decides to come home, causing an uproar when they have to celebrate the holiday at the last minute. (99 mins.)
Director: Joe Roth
“ 5% ” - christophershobris
 
7.
Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation... (97 mins.)
“ 6% ” - christophershobris
 
8.
Surviving Christmas (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A lonely, obnoxious young millionaire pays a family to spend Christmas with him. (91 mins.)
Director: Mike Mitchell
“ 7% ” - christophershobris
 
9.
Envy (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A man becomes increasingly jealous of his friend's newfound success. (99 mins.)
Director: Barry Levinson
“ 7% ” - christophershobris
 
10.
First Daughter (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
The first daughter of the U.S. President heads off to college where she falls for a graduate student with a secret agenda. (106 mins.)
Director: Forest Whitaker
“ 8% ” - christophershobris
 
11.
Catwoman (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas. (104 mins.)
Director: Pitof
“ 9%
I think the director was high when he made this. ” - christophershobris
 
12.
Taxi (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver has hot tips for a green and inept cop set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies committed by a quartet of female Brazilian bank robbers. (97 mins.)
Director: Tim Story
“ 10% ” - christophershobris
 
13.
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Years before Father Lankester Merrin helped save Regan MacNeil's soul, he first encounters the demon Pazuzu in East Africa. This is the tale of Father Merrin's initial battle with Pazuzu and the rediscovery of his faith. (114 mins.)
Director: Renny Harlin
“ 11% ” - christophershobris
 
14.
New York Minute (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
One day in New York City, as Jane Ryan tries out for an overseas college program and her sister Roxy schemes to meet her favorite punk rockers... (91 mins.)
Director: Dennie Gordon
“ 11% ” - christophershobris
 
15.
A Cinderella Story (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Routinely exploited by her wicked stepmother, the downtrodden Sam Montgomery is excited about the prospect of meeting her Internet beau at the school's Halloween dance. (95 mins.)
Director: Mark Rosman
“ 11% ” - christophershobris
 
16.
Catch That Kid (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A girl and her two friends raid a bank, looking for the money needed for financing the cure of her dying father. (91 mins.)
Director: Bart Freundlich
“ 12% ” - christophershobris
 
17.
Against the Ropes (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A fictional story inspired by North America's most famous female boxing promoter, Jackie Kallen. Her struggle to survive and succeed in a male dominated sport. (110 mins.)
“ 12% ” - christophershobris
 
18.
Welcome to Mooseport (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
A US president who has retired after two terms in office returns to his hometown of Mooseport, Maine and decides to run for Mayor against another local candidate. (110 mins.)
Director: Donald Petrie
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
19.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A teenage girl is convinced that her home city revolves around her until her family packs up and moves to the suburbs, where she finds herself competing for attention. (89 mins.)
Director: Sara Sugarman
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
20.
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  
With all-new gadgets, high-flying action, exciting chases and a wisecracking new handler, Derek (Anthony Anderson), Cody has to retrieve the device before the world's leaders fall under the evil control of a diabolical villain. (100 mins.)
Director: Kevin Allen
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
21.
Without a Paddle (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After their friend dies, three men decide to fulfill their childhood dream by going on a camping expedition for the lost D. B. Cooper bounty, with calamitous results. (95 mins.)
Director: Steven Brill
“ 14% ” - christophershobris
 
22.
Garfield (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Jon Arbuckle buys a second pet, a dog named Odie. However, Odie is then abducted and it is up to Jon's cat, Garfield, to find and rescue the canine. (80 mins.)
Director: Pete Hewitt
“ 15%
This suffered just as much as Scooby did. The famous dog and cats have been destroyed by these directors who dared to think that whatever they thought was actually good enough to be released to theaters for us to suffer though and realize that they are actually horrible films involving such iconic characters. How was that monologue for ya? ” - christophershobris
 
23.
White Chicks (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. (109 mins.)
“ 15% ” - christophershobris
 
24.
Alexander (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Alexander, the King of Macedonia and one of the greatest military leaders in the history of warfare, conquers much of the known world. (175 mins.)
Director: Oliver Stone
“ 16% ” - christophershobris
 
25.
The Big Bounce (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A small-time con artist and a Hawaiian real estate developer's mischevious, enterprising mistress team up for a potential $200,000 score. (88 mins.)
Director: George Armitage
“ 16% ” - christophershobris
 
26.
Raise Your Voice (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A girl from a small town heads to the big city of Los Angeles to spend the summer at a performing arts high school. (103 mins.)
Director: Sean McNamara
“ 16% ” - christophershobris
 
27.
You Got Served (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In order to achieve their dream of opening a recording studio, two friends (Omarion, Houston) must first win their city's dance contest -- a fierce competition that pits them against a group of tough street dancers. (95 mins.)
“ 17% ” - christophershobris
 
28.
Laws of Attraction (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Amidst a sea of litigation, two New York City divorce lawyers find love. (90 mins.)
Director: Peter Howitt
“ 17% ” - christophershobris
 
29.
The Work and the Glory (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Recently moved to upstate New York from the comfort of their Vermont homestead, the Benjamin Steed family... (118 mins.)
Director: Russ Holt
“ 17% ” - christophershobris
 
30.
The Perfect Score (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Six high school seniors decide to break into the Princeton Testing Center so they can steal the answers to their upcoming SAT tests and all get perfect scores. (93 mins.)
Director: Brian Robbins
“ 17%
More like imperfect. ” - christophershobris
 
31.
Suspect Zero (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A mysterious serial killer is hunting other serial killers - and one FBI agent suspects there may be more to the vigilante than they imagine. (99 mins.)
“ 18% ” - christophershobris
 
32.
Paparazzi (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A rising Hollywood actor decides to take personal revenge against a group of four persistent photographers to make them pay for almost causing a personal tragedy involving his wife and son. (84 mins.)
Director: Paul Abascal
“ 18% ” - christophershobris
 
33.
After the Sunset (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
The story of what happens after a master thief achieves his last big score, when the FBI agent who promised he'd capture him is about to do just that. (97 mins.)
Director: Brett Ratner
“ 18% ” - christophershobris
 
34.
Soul Plane (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Things get raucously funny aboard the maiden flight of a black-owned airline, thanks to some last-minute passenger additions. (86 mins.)
Director: Jessy Terrero
“ 18% ” - christophershobris
 
35.
Thunderbirds (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  
When The Hood finds and invades International Rescue's secret base and traps most of the Tracy family, only young Alan Tracy and his friends can save the day. (95 mins.)
Director: Jonathan Frakes
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
36.
She Hate Me (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
Fired from his job for exposing corrupt business practices, a former biotech executive turns to impregnating wealthy lesbians for profit. (138 mins.)
Director: Spike Lee
“ 19%
Yes, and we hate this movie. ” - christophershobris
 
37.
Chasing Liberty (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Anna Foster has never had an ordinary life. At eighteen years old, she is the most protected girl in America; she is the First Daughter... (101 mins.)
Director: Andy Cadiff
“ 19% ” - christophershobris
 
38.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.0/10 X  
Mystery Inc. must save Coolsville from an attack of past unmasked monsters brought to life by an evil masked figure trying to "unmask" the gang. (93 mins.)
Director: Raja Gosnell
“ 21%
Raja has ruined a classic cartoon. Now the Smurfs will suffer the same fate. ” - christophershobris
 
39.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Alice awakes in Raccoon City, only to find it has become infested with zombies and monsters. With the help of Jill Valentine and Carlos Olivera, Alice must find a way out of the city before it is destroyed by a nuclear missile. (94 mins.)
Director: Alexander Witt
“ 21% ” - christophershobris
 
40.
Little Black Book (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A woman snoops through her boyfriend's palm pilot and reveals his former girlfriends, which causes her to question why they're still listed in his little black book. (111 mins.)
Director: Nick Hurran
“ 21% ” - christophershobris
 
41.
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
During an archaeological expedition on Bouvetøya Island in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and other scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. Soon, the team realize that only one species can win. (101 mins.)
“ 21% ” - christophershobris
 
42.
Taking Lives (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
An FBI profiler is called in by French Canadian police to catch a serial killer who takes on the identity of each new victim. (103 mins.)
Director: D.J. Caruso
“ 22% ” - christophershobris
 
43.
Torque (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Biker Cary Ford is framed by an old rival and biker gang leader for the murder of another gang member who happens to be the brother of Trey (Ice Cube)... (84 mins.)
Director: Joseph Kahn
“ 22% ” - christophershobris
 
44.
Raising Helen (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
After her sister and brother-in-law die in a car accident, a young woman becomes the guardian of their three children. (119 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ 23% ” - christophershobris
 
45.
Godsend (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  
A couple agree to have their deceased son cloned, under the supervision of an enigmatic doctor but bizarre things start to happen years after his rebirth. (102 mins.)
Director: Nick Hamm
“ 24% ” - christophershobris
 
46.
Fat Albert (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids come to life and step out of their animated, inner-city Philadelphia world. (93 mins.)
Director: Joel Zwick
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
47.
Walking Tall (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
A former U.S. soldier returns to his hometown to find it overrun by crime and corruption, which prompts him to clean house. (86 mins.)
Director: Kevin Bray
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
48.
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Now settled in Genovia, Princess Mia faces a new revelation: she is being primed for an arranged marriage to an English suitor. (113 mins.)
Director: Garry Marshall
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
49.
Wicker Park (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
A young Chicago advertising executive believes a woman he sees in a café is his long-lost love. His belief leads to obsession, as he puts his life on hold in order to trail her. (114 mins.)
Director: Paul McGuigan
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
50.
Blade: Trinity (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Blade, now a wanted man by the FBI, must join forces with the Nightstalkers to face his most challenging enemy yet: Dracula. (113 mins.)
Director: David S. Goyer
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
51.
Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Jim Caviezel stars as golf legend Bobby Jones, the icon who retired from competition at the tender age of 28. (120 mins.)
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
52.
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A scientific expedition sets out for Borneo to seek a flower called the Blood Orchid, which could grant longer life. Meanwhile, they run afoul of snakes and each other. (97 mins.)
Director: Dwight Little
“ 26%
I actually liked the first one, but the others following should get the life squeezed out of them. ” - christophershobris
 
53.
The Stepford Wives (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
What does it take to become a Stepford wife, a woman perfect beyond belief? Ask the Stepford husbands, who've created this high-tech terrifying little town, in a very modern comedy-thriller. (93 mins.)
Director: Frank Oz
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
54.
Never Die Alone (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A drug kingpin's return home touches off a turf war. (88 mins.)
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
55.
Along Came Polly (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A buttoned up newlywed finds his too organized life falling into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate. (90 mins.)
Director: John Hamburg
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
56.
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
After finding love, Bridget Jones questions if she really has everything she's dreamed of having. (108 mins.)
Director: Beeban Kidron
“ 27% ” - christophershobris
 
57.
The Prince and Me (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
At college Paige meets Eddie, a fellow student from Denmark, whom she first dislikes but later accepts, likes, and loves; he proves to be Crown Prince Edvard. Paige follows him to Copenhagen, and he follows her back to school with a plan. (111 mins.)
Director: Martha Coolidge
“ 27% ” - christophershobris
 
58.
Around the Bend (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
In Los Angeles, Jason Lair is recently separated, living with his grandfather and his son; he's a banker... (85 mins.)
Director: Jordan Roberts
“ 28% ” - christophershobris
 
59.
Club Dread (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When a serial killer interrupts the fun at the swanky Coconut Pete's Coconut Beach Resort--a hedonistic island paradise for swingers--it's up to the club's staff to stop the violence...or at least hide it. (104 mins.)
“ 29% ” - christophershobris
 
60.
The Punisher (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
An undercover FBI agent becomes a vigilante assassin and sets out to unleash his wrath upon the corrupt businessman who slaughtered his entire family at a reunion. (124 mins.)
“ 29% ” - christophershobris
 
61.
The Alamo (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Based on the 1836 standoff between a group of Texan and Tejano men, led by Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie, and Mexican dictator Santa Anna's forces at the Alamo in San Antonio, Texas. (137 mins.)
“ 29% ” - christophershobris
 
62.
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
The wanted criminal Riddick arrives on a planet called Helion Prime, and finds himself up against an invading empire called the Necromongers, an army that plans to convert or kill all humans in the universe. (119 mins.)
Director: David Twohy
“ 29% ” - christophershobris
 
63.
Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
Survivors of a plane crash in the Mongolian desert work together to build a new plane. (113 mins.)
Director: John Moore
“ 30%
I actually thought this film was pretty good, not great, but watchable. I'd prefer this over Superbabies any day. ” - christophershobris