Worst Films of 1986

When there is a best films list a worst films list is bound to happen. Heck, it's fun to list the worst of the worst films from a year. This year is 1986, these films were the dirt rags of 1986. These will be listed accordingly by the rating given by Rotten Tomatoes.com, between 0-30% no more. Here they are. Enjoy!
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1.
Crawlspace (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A man who runs an apartment house for women is the demented son of a Nazi surgeon who has the house equipped with secret passageways, hidden rooms and torture and murder devices. (80 mins.)
“ 0% ” - christophershobris
 
2.
TerrorVision (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A family's new satellite TV system starts receiving signals from another planet, and soon it becomes the passageway to an alien world. (83 mins.)
Director: Ted Nicolaou
“ 0% ” - christophershobris
 
3.
Rad (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
The story of one young man, Cru Jones, who has the intensity and desire to win a BMX race called Helltrack. (91 mins.)
Director: Hal Needham
“ 0% ” - christophershobris
 
4.
Firewalker (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
A pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec/Mayan/Egyptian/Apache hoard of gold. (104 mins.)
Director: J. Lee Thompson
“ 0% ” - christophershobris
 
5.
Deadly Friend (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
After his friend is killed by her abusive father, the new kid in town attempts to save her by implanting robotic microchips into her brain. (91 mins.)
Director: Wes Craven
“ 0% ” - christophershobris
 
6.
8 Million Ways to Die (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Scudder is a detective with the Sheriff's Department who is forced to shoot a violent suspect during a narcotics raid... (115 mins.)
Director: Hal Ashby
“ 0% ” - christophershobris
 
7.
Shanghai Surprise (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Glendon Wasey is a fortune hunter looking for a fast track out of China. Gloria Tatlock is a missionary... (97 mins.)
Director: Jim Goddard
“ 2% ” - christophershobris
 
8.
Playing for Keeps (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  
Danny, Spikes and Silk have just recently graduated from high school in New York. Danny finds a title deed for a huge house in a small town... (102 mins.)
“ 8% ” - christophershobris
 
9.
One More Saturday Night (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
The problems faced by both teenagers and adults in a small Minnesota town who are trying to get dates for a Saturday night. (95 mins.)
Director: Dennis Klein
“ 10% ” - christophershobris
 
10.
The Clan of the Cave Bear (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  
A young Cro-Magnon woman is raised by Neanderthals. (98 mins.)
Director: Michael Chapman
“ 10% ” - christophershobris
 
11.
Club Paradise (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X  
Injured while risking his life to save an angry German shepard, Chicago Firefighter Jack Moniker retires... (96 mins.)
Director: Harold Ramis
“ 11% ” - christophershobris
 
12.
Howard the Duck (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.6/10 X  
A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader. (110 mins.)
Director: Willard Huyck
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
13.
Cobra (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans. (87 mins.)
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
14.
Nomads (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A French anthropologist moves to Los Angeles and is followed by the evil spirits of an extinct tribe he once uncovered. (91 mins.)
Director: John McTiernan
“ 13% ” - christophershobris
 
15.
Soul Man (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
To achieve his dream of attending Harvard, a pampered teen poses as a young black man to receive a full scholarship. (104 mins.)
Director: Steve Miner
“ 14% ” - christophershobris
 
16.
No Mercy (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Eddie, a Chicago cop on the edge, goes undercover as hitman. A man and a mysterious woman want him to kill a merciless New Orleans criminal kingpin. The sting goes sour and Eddie's partner is killed. All Eddie wants now is revenge. (106 mins.)
Director: Richard Pearce
“ 15% ” - christophershobris
 
17.
Quicksilver (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Jack Casey used to be a hot-shot stock market whiz kid. After a disastrous professional decision, his life in the fast lane is over... (105 mins.)
Director: Tom Donnelly
“ 15% ” - christophershobris
 
18.
Blue City (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  
Returning to the small Florida town where he grew up, Billy Turner (Nelson) learns that his father has been killed... (83 mins.)
“ 15% ” - christophershobris
 
19.
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  
A group of people try to survive when machines start to come alive and become homicidal. (98 mins.)
Director: Stephen King
“ 17% ” - christophershobris
 
20.
Link (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A zoology student must try to out smart a murderous and super-intelligent orangutan. (103 mins.)
“ 17% ” - christophershobris
 
21.
The Delta Force (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
When the terrorists Abdul Rafai and Mustafa hijack a Boeing 707 in Athenas with 144 passengers and crew... (125 mins.)
Director: Menahem Golan
“ 20% ” - christophershobris
 
22.
Pirates (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
The adventures of pirate Captain Red and his first mate Frog. (121 mins.)
Director: Roman Polanski
“ 24% ” - christophershobris
 
23.
Raw Deal (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
A former FBI agent turned small-town sheriff agrees to help the FBI chief infiltrate the Chicago mafia when the FBI chief's son is killed by them. (106 mins.)
Director: John Irvin
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
24.
Haunted Honeymoon (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Larry Abbot, speaker in the radio horror shows of Manhattan Mystery Theater wants to marry. For the... (82 mins.)
Director: Gene Wilder
“ 25% ” - christophershobris
 
25.
The Golden Child (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A private detective specializing in missing children is charged with the task of finding a special child who dark forces want to eliminate. (94 mins.)
Director: Michael Ritchie
“ 26% ” - christophershobris
 
26.
The Wraith (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
A mysterious figure suddenly appears to challenge a gang of motorhead thugs. (93 mins.)
Director: Mike Marvin
“ 27% ” - christophershobris
 
27.
Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Terry works for a bank, and uses computers to communicate with clients all over the world. One day she gets a coded message from an unknown source... (105 mins.)
Director: Penny Marshall
“ 28% ” - christophershobris
 
28.
No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
Jason Stillwell, a Bruce Lee fan, is beaten numerous times and trains from the ghost of Lee. Jason then... (85 mins.)
Director: Corey Yuen
“ 30% ” - christophershobris