Surprisingly Unsuccessful Movies

Amazing plots incredible acting and stunning special effects make these movies a feast for the eye.
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1.
Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
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When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. (86 mins.)
“ Nuff said' ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
2.
Biebermania! (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.1/10 X  
An inside look at the phenomenon that is sweeping the nation. Justin Bieber, along with music's top icons... (70 mins.)
Director: Thomas Gibson
“ Earplugs not included ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
3.
Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012 Video)
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Researchers in Antarctica are abducted by a team of masked storm troopers. They are dragged deep underground... (89 mins.)
“ Based on a true story ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
4.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters. (88 mins.)
“ Still better love story that Twilight ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
5.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. (88 mins.)
Director: Ace Hannah
“ Possibly the most action packed film containing an octopus ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
6.
Piranha 3DD (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.8/10 X  
After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. (83 mins.)
Director: John Gulager
“ Now with an additional D ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
7.
The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.3/10 X  
A dysfunctional family operating an isolated date farm in the California desert is threatened by the arrival of an extra-terrestrial. (75 mins.)
Director: David Kramarsky
“ How you gonna poke em' all ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
8.
Creep Van (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
Forced to team up with a sleazy conman to hunt down and stop the murderous Creep Van, misfit Campbell Jackson finds himself in for one hell of a bloody ride in this spine-chilling horror fest! (80 mins.)
“ Recored in front of a live audience ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
9.
Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown. (81 mins.)
Director: David Presley
“ Just look at another girls ass ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
10.
Iron Sky (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
The Nazis set up a secret base on the dark side of the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018. (93 mins.)
Director: Timo Vuorensola
“ And the hide n' seek award goes to the nazis ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
11.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere. (88 mins.)
Director: Bob Clark
“ Sit yo five dolla ass down ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
12.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents. (81 mins.)
“ NASA finally built that spacesled ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
13.
Rubber (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. (82 mins.)
Director: Quentin Dupieux
“ Based on a true story ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
14.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.8/10 X  
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic? (105 mins.)
Director: James Nguyen
“ Almost as unlikely as a black guy getting elected president ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
15.
Die Hard Dracula (1998)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend... (88 mins.)
Director: Peter Horak
“ Die Hard stole the idea ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
16.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
After enslavement and near extermination by an alien race in the year 3000, humanity begins to fight back. (118 mins.)
Director: Roger Christian
“ You can't prove it won't happen ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
17.
Space Mutiny (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.0/10 X  
A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery. (91 mins.)
“ Johnny Depp's previous pirate movie ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
18.
Son of the Mask (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.2/10 X  
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be. (94 mins.)
“ May or may not contain Jim Carrey ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
19.
Anus Magillicutty (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse... (70 mins.)
Director: Morey Fineburgh
“ Prepare your Anus Magillicutty ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
20.
Turks in Space (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.9/10 X  
A family of Turks try to adapt to life in a new solar system. (110 mins.)
Director: Kartal Tibet
“ The return of the space rednex ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
21.
Alien vs. Ninja (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  
A comet crashes into a Japanese forest and a group of mighty ninjas must fight a group of killer Aliens before they reach their village and kill everyone. (80 mins.)
Director: Seiji Chiba
“ When you just can't think of anything ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
22.
Troll 2 (1990)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them. (95 mins.)
Director: Drake Floyd
“ Just the comedy you need ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
23.
Ninjas vs. Zombies (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.0/10 X  
Seven friends, struggling with late 20s, early 30's life, find themselves in terrifying danger when... (86 mins.)
Director: Justin Timpane
“ Another threat to the earth's ninja heroes ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
24.
Ninja Zombies (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
What do you get when you combine the deadly ninja with the horrific zombie? Amazing action sequences... (90 mins.)
Director: Noah Cooper
“ I guess they failed ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
25.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011 Documentary)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1.6/10 X  
Follows Justin Bieber with some footage of performances from his 2010 concert tour. (105 mins.)
Director: Jon M. Chu
“ A heart breaking journey of a transsexual ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
26.
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
Based on the very underground comic book, a Tibetan monk becomes a mentor to a young street kid whom he can teach to protect a scroll. (104 mins.)
Director: Paul Hunter
“ Read a book people ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
27.
Orgazmo (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Naive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies. (94 mins.)
Director: Trey Parker
“ Banned in over 54 states ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
28.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  
A reporter investigates a series of murders, dubbed the Spring Break Massacre, which leads to further mayhem. (86 mins.)
Director: John Blanchard
“ Like a month has more than 11 days ,#getyourfactsstraight ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
29.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.0/10 X  
A tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career. (87 mins.)
“ Just like in real life ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
30.
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  
In the sequel to Paul Verhoeven's loved/reviled sci-fi film, a group of troopers taking refuge in an abandoned outpost after fighting alien bugs, failing to realize that more danger lays in wait. (88 mins.)
Director: Phil Tippett
“ Teletubies go eat *beep* ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
31.
Timecop (1994)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
Max Walker, an officer for a security agency that regulates time travel, must fend for his life against a shady politician who's intent on changing the past to control the future. (99 mins.)
Director: Peter Hyams
“ Time and space ain't ready for his face ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
32.
Santa with Muscles (1996)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.4/10 X  
An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac. (97 mins.)
Director: John Murlowski
“ Ripped Santa gives naughty kids a piece of his mind ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
33.
Steel (1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  
John Henry Irons designs weapons for the military. When his project to create weapons that harmlessly neutralize soldiers is sabotaged... (97 mins.)
Director: Kenneth Johnson
“ It's like the 90' Iron man ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
34.
Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
Crazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion. (98 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
“ You ain't ever gonna look at your salad the same way ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
35.
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1992)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  
After escaping from jail, Professor Gangreen plots to take over France and eventually the world, by having his hapless assistant impersonate Louis XVII. (94 mins.)
Director: John De Bello
“ *gets stabbed by his salad* ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
36.
30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.6/10 X  
After a stint in a psychiatric hospital, a young woman returns to the house where her father killed the entire cast of The Artist during his exorcism. (80 mins.)
Director: Craig Moss
“ With a title like that *beep* is probably gonna go down ” - DexFree FreeDex
 
37.
Snakes on a Train (2006 Video)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.3/10 X  
A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her... (91 mins.)